The Next Dork

by Mckenzie Groven

Wait? so there's another dork writing a diary? Yep, and its no one but Brandon Roberts. Who knew such a popular person could be writing a dorky -diary like this? The summer break has come to and end and its time for him to step up back - to - school. So back into classes repeating the same old life. But not this time - rolling up to WCD he's in for a big surprise.

1. Chapter 1

Monday 4th September 8 : 15,

(A.N This is a diary based on the books 'Dork Diaries' coming directly from Brandon's point of view, so this is basically 'Brandon Roberts Diary'. #Chapter1. This is my first fanfiction so... Enjoy!)

Dear Diary,

Guess what guys the dudes back! The one and only... BRANDON ROBERTS! WOOT! YEA GO BRANDON.
I can just imagine the noise from the crowd, A.K.A the students at WCD. You think that's a great thing but really, it's not. A big crowd of random strangers (almost) leaded by Mackenzie Hollister, yay(!). I hate that girl. She's such a big rat, and the only person she's ever nice to is me. And the other 'CCP girls' (cool, cute and popular). Why doesn't she just understand that I hate her? And that she is probably the meanest person ever. But I wouldn't say that, or tell her that I write in a diary. I would just, you know be a better dude and try to avoid her *remembers the time when he was being chased by Mackenzie just because he didn't want to take apicture with her* what could possibly go wrong? And seriously, if I tell her I have a diary she would blabber it out to the whole world and my reputation would collapse. But on the other hand, she would finally stop hanging around with me, since that person obviously doesn't wanna hang around the 'lame kids' in other words, 'dorks'. For example, Nikki Maxwell. Mackenzie hates her. Only because she writes in a diary, hasn't got fashionable clothes, has dorky friends... and so on. I really feel sorry for those people but I never have the courage to go up to her and tell Mackenzie in her frikin face to stop. It's just weird. Apparently, everyone adores me for I don't know – what – reason and I myself, can't go and say a few words. What kind of a person am I? Anyways and that ladies and gentlemen was my big secret. You might be wondering what it is, but I really just said it. I am a dork, writing in this diary, in my car, and going to school, really just getting ready to sign a couple of people and shake my hands with a couple of strangers. Despite all that hardship, I am pretty excited to you know, meet all my real friends, and I'm thinking to change a bit this year...

Goals for this year

Try to be an unpopular kid

Avoid people who want to be friends with you

Act like a dork

Try to be an unpopular kid (again)

Yo and I really hope I achieve those goals, not gonna be easy but like they all say, cheese and muffins always do the trick. Anyways were drawing upto Westchester Country Day (WCD) middle school and – wait what? OMG. I CAN'T BELIEVE IM SEEING WHAT IM SEEING -

(A.N Yep, that was it. Sorry it's a bit short I promise the next chapter will be better n longer and I'll be posting every week Friday, in the meantime I need YOU to tell ME what YOU want to see happen next.
Cya Dorks!)