"Guys, guys, guysguysguysguysguys!" Umi bursts through the door, frantically waving a flyer in her hands, "guysguysguysguysguysguyguygusygsuhsyu!"

"Woah! Calm your shit!" Kojima says, reluctantly getting out of his comfy spot on the couch and clasps his hand against her mouth, "alright, slow down! What's happening?"

"This better be an emergency! Because Sage Boi and I are in a heated match of Mario Kart!" Ryoku yells, which is then followed by the sound of someone getting knocked to the ground.

"Dragonfly! Let go of the lady!" Seiji runs up the stairs, making a fake gun with his fingers and pointing it menacingly at Kojima.

He immediately lets go of Umi and puts his hands up in the air, as the aspiring detective then points his finger guns at the teal-haired girl, "you, speak!"

"Not until Ryoku gets up here," Umi crosses her arms in front of her and stares Seji dead in the eyes.

"Ryoku, get your ass over here!" he yells, dramatically rolling his eyes. Ryoku lets out a loud, exasperated groan as he rushes up the stairs and joins the group.

"Alright, so basically whats happening is the rivalry between our left side, and the right side has escalated. Tonight there will be a party war. Whoever wins the First day Off party of the year wins bragging rights and the Trophy, its getting held at the College Convention Center tonight starting at 10. The band and I will be playing from 1 am to 3 am." Umi explains, the guys nod their heads.

"Oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" Ryoku immediately rushes to the door and yanks it open, "YOU ARE SO ON RIGHITES!" he shouts, before immediately slamming the door.

"Nerds against the jocks," a mischievous grin crosses Seiji's face, "I think we all know who is going to win."

"We are going to get so wasted aren't we?" Kojima sighs, "welp, bye bye social status."

"Oh, come on! Loosen up Dragonfly!," Umi says, smacking him on the back, "You haven't loosened up in a month. This will be fun, don't worry!"

Dragonfly gives her a small smile and nods.

"Okay good! Everyone be ready in an hour."

"Why the fuck not? I'm about to die anyways..." he mutters to himself, before he disappears into his room, and removes an electronic device attached to his chest.

"Kotoko, cord." he says.

"Are you still paranoid?" she asks, passing him her HDMI cord. He says nothing as the monitor springs back to life, displaying some sort of countdown, with each and every factor at play.

"Nope, because now I know."


Excuse me, Just Umi jumping in to let you know somethings. First off, the "College Convention Center" is just a fancy name for the biggest house on the left side of campus. This rivalry between the two sides is a classic Nerds vs. Jocks battle. The right side being the Jocks, and the left side being...well the Nerds. Okay, explanation over.


Umi's P.O.V


"OKAY! UMI QUIT HOGGING THE TOWELS! I LITERALLY HAVE TO USE MY SHIRT TO DRY OFF BECAUSE OF YOU!" Seiji yells.

"What're you talking about?" I ask, whilst wearing seven towels despite barely using the shower.

"Guys, I just realized that sweaters are just blankets that are designed for you to wear," Ryoku mumbles with a dazed look on his face.

"RYOKU QUIT MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE!" Kojima shouts, rushing upstairs in nothing but his underwear and yanks two towels off of my body.

"Did you seriously just come upstairs to do that?" I ask, "also, don't you do that everyday?"

"Shut up!" he responds, once again disappearing into the basement. I raise an eyebrow and look at my brother.

"He's been acting weird lately," I comment.

"Tell me about it," Ryoku says, "he's quieter, more short tempered and snappy than usual, and he's been doing this thing where he randomly touches the top of his head."

"You're observant."

"Sea, we've known him for ten years."

"Did you just make a pun?"

"Nope!" He gets up from his spot on the couch, "anyways, we should be getting ready."

"Yup..." I sigh.


About an hour later, we are all ready. Took Yuki and Seiji literally five minutes, took me half an hour, and took my brother forty five minutes. No wonder every one thinks he is gay.

"Okay! everybody ready?" I call.

"I am, dunno about the other two," Ryoku responds, and out of the corner of my eye I can see the silhouette of two figures sharing a kiss and a tender moment. I smirk. Totally called it with those two! No I didn't "set them up"... okay maybe I did. I was there, I was just hiding in some bushes nearby, watching the whole scene. Now, I catch them cuddling on the couch whenever we're watching anime, and slightly holding hands. My ship name for those two is Seijiyuki... I know I'm terrible.

"Yup, we're ready!" Kojima is wearing an open black button up shirt, with a white T-shirt with the Fullmetal Alchemist logo on it, and jeans that are slightly ripped at the knees. Seiji is wearing pretty much the exact same thing, only with a black Death Note t-shirt, and no flannel.

Ryoku is wearing a grey and orange muscle shirt with blue swimming trunks, and his hair is immaculate with a deadpool trucker hat.

As for me... Oh shit! Don't have the time!

"Alright! Let's go!" I swing the front door open.

"WE'RE GONNA GET RICKITY RICKITY WREEEEECKED SON!" Kojima yells in the voice of Rick Sanchez.

"Were'nt you just bitching about that?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeesh! Could you get any nerdier?" Seiji laughs.

"Is that a challenge?"


We arrive at the CCC in about ten minutes, and by this time about fifty people have shown up. There is a stage in the middle of the room with a microphone, drums and a keyboard.

"Yo Dragonfly, your dancing skills ready for the stage?" I jab.

He laughs pitifully, "no, but get me drunk enough and I'll think so. Now where's the bar?" He wonders off.

A lady dressed in a completely Holographic outfit gets up on stage and turns on the mic.

"Allllright people! Whose ready for the Lip sync challenge!" The entire household erupts in cheer. The Lip Sync challenge is something Natsuki, the girl who lives here, invented. Basically five songs are chosen a week in advance, along with three band members. And I kind of signed the guys up for The Wolf he he... I am a terrible friend...

"You all know the rules! There is one judge from each house, and they will decide on which group gave the best performance. and whomever wins, get their performance put in the Hall of Kings!" she raises up her arm, and in her hand are five envelopes, "now we shall choose the first performance!" the entire audience waits in anticipation as Natsuki picks one of them and opens it, "Okay, the first song shall be Last Friday Night by Katy Perry, preformed by the House of Warcraft!"

The entire house cheers as they emerge onto the stage and immediately begin lip syncing and dancing to the song.

Ryoku glares at Kojima, who is currently bopping his head to the beat.

"Oof, someone is salty that they aren't playing Taylor Shit!" he says, taking a swing from his red solo cup.

Little known fact about these two, is that they are part of the rivalry between Katy Perry, and Taylor Swift. Kojima, is on Katy Perry's side, and Ryoku is on Taylor Swift's side.


Three songs later...


We're about fifteen minutes into the challenge, about 100 more people showed up and so far the groups have "sang" Last Friday Night by Katy Perry (obviously), Ode to the Bouncer, by the Studio Killers, and Feel Good Inc, by Gorillaz. Now it's time for ma Boyz.

"Alright people!" Natsuki climbs on stage carrying a singular envelope, and again people look on in anticipation, "and the next song is The Wolf by SIAMES, being preformed by The Otaku House!"

Dragonfly immediately spits out his drink, as the other two just look on in disbelief.

"Umi! What the hell!?" Seiji whispers in an exasperated tone.

"You should be thanking me," I take off my Marceline axe guitar and sling it onto Kojima's body, "now get your asses onto that stage!"

The three sigh and dash onto the stage, Seiji taking to the keyboards, Ryoku to the drums, and Koj as lead singer. I can see a nervous look in their eyes, so I give them a thumbs up, and hope that they don't screw this up.

The opening notes start up as they begin to play along to the song. The first verse is fairly calm, but as soon as the chorus starts to play, there is a completely different atmosphere, as Kojima gets this crazy but desperate look in his eye, as he bangs his head and dances along with a whole new emotion.

"I'm outta my head!" he points to his head.

"Of my heart!" he points to his heart,

"And my mind!" He then grabs a bit of his hair and shakes his head in a circular motion.

"Cause you can run but you can't hide! I'm gonna make you mine!" He reaches out into the crowed with his hand pointing to them, and bringing it back. He does much of the same thing for the rest of the chorus, but in the last line he reaches out to the sky and brings it down to his chest.

The second verse and chorus is preformed with more passion and craze than the last, and during a long stretch where they repeat the first few lines of the chorus, Sage Boi, and Ryo end up doing the motions with him.

But... the last chorus, ho man did they go insane, their movements had exaggerated emotion, and during the last line, Kojima drops onto his knees and gets back up slowly.

The crowd bursts into applause like usual after every "performance" and the trio hurry off of the stage, clearly out of breath.

"Holy shit!" is all I can say to them.


A/N: Whew... okay. Hey, hi I'm back. There are many reasons why I was on hiatus that I won't get into here. You may have noticed how crappy my writing is, and that is because I haven't really been writing these past few months, but I will be posting more frequent updates. So again, sorry about the quality.