Almost immediately after the performance Kojima made a beeline for the bar and downed a drink. How can I 'loosen up' when I'm about to die? He thinks I haven't even told Seiji yet. I mean what am supposed to say? He's been my best friend ever since we were four. Oh hey, my heart's been acting up I might die from cardiac arrest, see ya? Sigh...

"Yooooooooooo, that is like your third or fourth drink tonight!" Ryoku saunters over, knocking Kojima out of his trance.

"Yeah, that's a lot... For a lightweight like you," he retorts.

"Oh snap!" Natsuki (the girl dressed in complete holo) says, "Ryoku you just got burned!"

"Yeah, yeah."


Excuse me, hello, hi, hows it goin? Just the invisible narrator telling you that I am skipping about an hour into the party because the author told me that this bit is giving him Writer's Block. Okay bye.


One hour later...


"Holy shit! Holy shit!" some random guy rushes into the living room holding up several bottles of god knows what, and waving them around, "GUYS I JUST FOUND A BUNCH OF ACETONE, HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, AND SOME RANDOM SHIT! WHO WANTS TO MIX EM UP AND DO SOME DRUNK SCIENCE!"

"OH FUCK YEAH BABY!" Kojima yells, immediately running up to the guy, holding a container of Persocom oil, "LETS MIX THIS IN THERE AND CREATE A FUCKIN' EXPLOSION!

"Wait, wait, wait guys!" A girl with brown, low-hanging pigtails walks into the room with a look of disapproval on her face.

"Oh c'mon Misaki! Let us have a little fun here!" Dragonfly sighs.

"What? No guys! I was saying that we should add THIS!" she holds up a bottle of dishwasher fluid triumphantly, kind of like that iconic pose from Zelda, "to the concoction!"

"Woah... dude..." the random dude just stares at her in astonishment, while Kojima rushes up to her and drunkenly puts his arm around her shoulders.

"Y-y'know I always thought that you were a pretentious brat, but now you are super cool!" he exclaims.

"Oh my god! I thought that you were just an emotionless dick! But I've changed my mind!" Misaki says, drunkenly returning the gesture.

"Hold up guys!" Umi then marches into the room holding not one, but two bottles of hair gel, "I just found these in my brother's bag, howzabout we mix them in there too!"

The entire room cheers, and Random dude fetches a bucket to conduct the experiment in.

"NOW WHO IS READY TO CONDUCT SOME DRUNK SCIENCE!" he yells, as the room cheers even louder.

"Eh, heheheheheheheh, no you are not!" Natsuki waltzes into the living room and takes away the bucket, "this is MY house, and there will be no explosions!"

The entire room groans, with choruses of "what? why not!" and "Oh come on!"

"Because, I don't want to be held accountable for any damage!"

"Way to kill the mood, Nat!" Kojima groans, finishing off his seventh drink.

"Woah there Yuki, slow down on the booze eh?" Umi says, intervening.

"I'll be fine, I've pretty much got an iron stomach, I can handle it" he then wonders out of the room.

"Yeah, your stomach'll be fine, but you're gonna have one hell of a migraine tomorrow," Umi mutters under her breath.


12:45 A.M


"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MM GONNA SWIIIING FROM THE CHANDELI-HEEEER!" Ryoku tightens his grip on the piece of rope hanging from the ceiling, and takes a leaping jump off of the stage, swinging back and fourth from each end of the rope. He is probably the drunkest out of the group, and he for some reason thinks that its a drinking competition between him and Kojima...

For some context, someone decided that it would be a great idea to hang a piece of rope from a hook in the ceiling and to have people jump off of the stage and swing around on it... yeah this is what happens when you get some physics nerds drunk...

"Psh, people are idiots sometimes..." Umi laughs, as she quickly dodges Ryoku's flying shoe.

"Tell me about it," one of her band mates buts in.

"Okay, okay everyone off of the stage! We've got to let the band prep!" the lead singer shouts. Ryoku jumps off of the rope, ultimately falling square on his ass.

"That...was...AWESOME!" he pants.

"Hey dumbass brother, lay off the booze!" Umi orders.

Soon, there is a large CRASH as Seiji and Natsuki come running out of her room, "MAKE WAY FOR THE WIZARD!" she hollers, grabbing Kojima's attention, who is currently doodling something on the wall, and can barely believe his eyes. Seiji is wearing a grey bed sheet wrapped around his body like a tunic, with a long fake beard, and a witches hat.

"What the fuck are you wearing babe?" he snickers, not realizing his little slip up.

"I AM GANDALF THE GREAT!" Seiji exclaims, before running outside.

"This I gotta see!" Kojima quickly finishes his drink and follows a group outside, where Seiji is currently standing in the middle of the side walk with a long stick planted at his feet. Quickly seizing his opportunity for some high quality blackmail, Dragonfly whips out his phone to capture the entirety of the moment.

It doesn't take long for another group of people to cross that sidewalk, obviously confused by the strange guy in front of them, they stop in their tracks.

Seiji firmly bangs his "staff" on the ground and yells, "YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAASS!" before bursting into laughter and rushing back inside.

"Perfect!" Kojima smirks, turning off his phone and hastily shoving it in his pocket, "Yo Sage Boi, wait up!"


1:30 A.M


At this point in the night, the drinking has slowed down by a bit, and everybody is just dancing as Umi and her band play covers of both obscure, and hit songs.

"Hey, hey Seiiiiiiji," Kojma slurs, wondering over to his equally drunk boyfriend and putting a hand on his shoulder, "I got somethin' to tell ya,"

"What is it?" he asks.

"Okay, so..." Kojima trails off laughing before regaining his train of thought, "This, this might sound crazy, buuuuuut I'mma tell you anyways. Um, I'm about to die, in about two days.

"Pssshhh, no you're not! You're jus overthinkin things again," Seiji laughs.

"No, no, like seriously I've been having problems, like I've been tired, and my heart just feels... wrong? I have no clue, buuuut, I've got a countdown on my computer with every factor at hand, and it's pretty accurate."

"Shut up man! You're just actin' crazy right now!"

"Well so are you."

"True dat."


A/N: So I hope that you enjoyed this chapter. Sorry if it was cringy and all over the place! I was just kind of having fun with this one lol.