AN- Thanks for reading people! As a reminder I forgot to put last time, I don't own Naruto. Also my grammar and stuff may not be too good, but then again I am trying my best. So if you see any mistakes point it out and I will directly change/edit the chapter in question. Enjoy the chapter!

The Konoha war camp was partying hard. Granted I did just defeat an enemy army that had Konoha in a stalemate for months. But I did not think all of it built up to this. They were treating me as some kind of king. The messenger bird returns within 6 hours and there are two messages. One addressed at Konoha's war camp in the Iwa front and the other is addressed to me. The one addressed to me has a blood seal on it and is for me and me only. I guess I will need some privacy if they went to such measures to make sure only I read it.

"I need you all to get away from me while I read this message. I will set up seals and any intruders will be fixed for life. Got it?"

Everyone gulps at my threat and nods up and down as fast as they can. They start leaving and a look on their faces says it all. They are probably thinking 'Which pervert pissed him off or taught him that?' After seeing everyone gone I make a few handseals and create a privacy seal with a 'fixed for life' seal on top of that. The reason I even came up with that is because I realized most people in this world that are adults are probably perverts or want to leave descendants behind. The seal basically eliminates the nervous system from working in certain parts which makes it so they can no longer feel anything there and eventually destroy the reproductive organs from within since the body no longer recognizes the organ. It treats the organ as a foreign object and attempts to remove it. It will remove it within a week.

Upon opening up the letter I find the following:

Hiruzen Sarutobi

Third Hokage of Konohagakure,

First off, Congratulations on your field promotion! I am very proud of having a shinobi like you and your brother in our ranks. Due to your contributions you have done something majorly important to our village. Iwa has already listed you as an SS rank threat and put you in the Bingo Book for around half a Billion due to obliterating their army in approximately six hours. So be careful! I know you hate politics, but it is within your best interest for you to find the love of your life. Otherwise people will attempt to get married to you or get their daughters to marry you because now your pretty influential. In fact, when what you did became public, within three hours the village erupted into cheers and a full on parade was going around. Now for your next mission, come back to the village at the front gates by tomorrow at 8am so we can start a festival to bring the village's mood up. Lately everyone in the village has been depressed and frustrated, by doing this parade then everyone's mood will go up. That is all! Thank you! Burn this message after you are done, we don't want bounty hunters showing up and trying to kill you.

After reading that letter I chuckle and burn it. I don't even allow ashes to remain. I grab my stuff and meet the Nara in charge of the whole Iwa front.

"I have to go somewhere under orders of Lord Hokage. Make sure you defend this front seriously still. I doubt Kumo or Kiri will leave it alone if they realize this place weakens and instead will flank this side."

"Got it thanks! This is honestly so troublesome..." he mumbles incoherently afterwards. I sweat drop at this guy's antics.

I leave the area and then I see a black blob appear in front of me. 'Shit it's black zetsu.' Well I will seal it and throw the seal up to the moon where it won't do shit after I teleport up there but there is so much to do so this will take a while.

"Who are you?"

"My name is black Zetsu and I need you in order to kill everyone! Now fall under my genjutsu!"

"Really? Alright. SEAL!"

"Wait! What? I didn't have time to cast my genjutsu. NOOOOOO!"

Black Zetsu slowly and painfully is absorbed into a scroll. 'Well, black Zetsu is now sealed so that's one less threat. Now to put it into my ultimate sealing array. I guess I'll teleport it there and retrieve when I'm ready to go to space and chuck it to the moon. I'm pretty sure I have dealt with things regarding space anyways in the past life so this shouldn't be too hard since I know all the designs and stuff.'

"Let's hurry to the leaf village. I only have 3 hours so that means I can't really walk on a 6 hour trip. Oh well."

3 hours later at the leaf village

"Lord third! I have arrived, now what?"

"Walk to your house dimwit. The parade leads over there."

"Can't I just teleport instead? I already see the path blocked."

"It won't be for much longer. Just walk and we will deal with the rest."

"Fine."

So I walk amidst the cheering and screaming. I wave and don't try anything else. Then came in the marriage offers. I said no to all of them so they started asking if I was gay. I immediately reply no and ask if they are attempting to anger me. They back off cautiously and don't ask me anything more.

Obviously they have realized I'm not a pervert either because there a was a a teenager in a bikini outfit but I didn't really pay any attention to her. Secretly inside, I was wondering why they were trying to marry a 13 year old and laughing my ass off. Eventually, I reached my house and I was dead tired. I fall on the bed amidst Kushina's anger for ignoring her. She shakes me in order to wake me up but I don't. Then she mentions her cooking going to waste. Immediately I wake up and ask where. She whacks me in the head with a frying pan and she says "Guess where?" Instantly I feel depressed and think she said it sarcastically in order to get me up. "Down stairs, Minato is waiting for you. I'll head down there quickly." I head downstairs reinvigorated by Kushina's cooking.

"What's going on Minato?"

"You are worth half a billion. For slaughtering Iwa's elite army made up of 10,000 Iwa soldiers in an instant."

"Yeah. Mentally I can't stand that I killed them all. I'm calming myself down with the fact that I asked for their surrender previously. But to just kill everyone feels wrong!"

"I can see what you mean but apparently Kumo and Kiri will join together and strike Konoha. Me and you have been dispatched to kill them all in 6 months. Are you up for it?"

"Yes, after all you need fame as well. Otherwise how will you become Hokage brother?"

"Alright Alright I get it. For now let's just enjoy the fact that you are back and that you put up paralyzing seals around to keep off any civilian intruders. Whom keep triggering the seals."

"I wasn't expecting to be famous. I thought everyone would see me as a murderer, I guess not since they didn't really see what I saw."

"You are going through emotional trauma. I would suggest going to Inoichi for help."

"I might."

"I can't force you. But we really should eat before my fiancé gets mad. Our wedding is in a month and she is still going crazy trying to plan everything."

"Well, that's sister-in-law for you. She does always go over the top."

"That's true. Anyways until I get married we will both be on vacation unless some incident forces us to be there."

"Fine with me. More time to work on your teleportation seals you gave up working on when you thought they were good enough."

"I had a legit reason to which was being deployed."

"Sure, whatever you say man."

"HEY!"

"Ok show me your teleportation seal."

"Here it is."

"You overcomplicated this part of it."

"It took you a second to find a fault in it? Holy fuck you didn't waste those few years working on space time seals."

"Hmm well I just felt like it was natural though."

During dinner I pointed out mistakes he can easily fix as well as improvements he can make to teleport even more than me, since he does have larger chakra reserves. Kushina looked genuinely interested and that's when I learned she was also a seal master as well. I didn't know! She never tells me much about seals so I thought she didn't care. So I thought maybe they could help me with my seals.

"Hey! Kushina and Minato can you guys give me advice to this seal? It's a seal I'm trying to make so I can reach the moon."

"Why are you trying to go to the moon?" Kushina asked with concern.

"I found some black blob that apparently influenced people like Madara and stuff so I tortured its goal, which is to bring its mother back from being sealed in the moon and potentially go and destroy the world. So I thought about sealing it into the moon so people will stop being fucked over by it."

"That made no sense. Madara should be dead by now." Minato said.

"Well he isn't because of this black blob thing. I think. Anyways among the things it had planned was, give me a moment to think of how to briefly explain it, all right: capturing all the biju and using an unbreakable genjutsu on the world with the ten tails or some shit like that and make the world end. So yes I plan on sending it to the moon so it won't fuck with people anymore. Besides I'll be first on the moon and I will have had broadcast it to the world which would give us so much prestige."

"Well ok, this will work but what about the respirators and all this other stuff in here?"

"You can't breathe up there. I tried it, it doesn't work. Not to mention the higher you go the colder and hotter it gets. As for the radio equipment, there is no sound in space."

"Woah so you legit need this stuff."

So we contiplated everything and made a few adjustments to the seal which was perfect because I plan on doing it now and broadcasting it to the whole world and putting down a flag like Armstrong did in my previous world. I mean pretty much everyone on the planet has a color tv at good quality but haven't even tried to send someone to the moon. So this is a huge technology leap and I am only using seals. However, I still need to come up with the rockets which need a chakra to thrust type thing because that is the easiest way to power it. So sealing a ton of fire and wind jutsu would work best because that's how I can produce maximum thrust without attempting to go into fossil fuels like in previous world. I probably won't even bother with all this till the war ends. After all, the seal array is inside an active volcano I came across which will erupt when someone goes with 5 feet of the sealing array. No one can teleport inside, even with kamui because of an anti chakra seal surrounding the whole seal. So if that person went there with kamui then they will burn to death because they can't use chakra and the seal array can affect people with mangekyo sharingan. All the seal does for antichakra is suck up any chakra around it, and use it to power the volcano. Right now the seal array would be 10 feet under lava. Only an Uzumaki clan elder or leader would probably have a chance at getting it since they are better than me at seals. It's a fact and they are godlike when it comes to seals. Unfortunately they are all dead.

Minato's wedding

I came late for the wedding since in all fairness, I got down some revolutionary jutsu which creates a hurricane. I can legit wipe Kiri off the map with this and they won't be able to do anything against it because this world has no such things as hurricanes in it. So that means they have nothing against any hurricanes. I came up with a seal combo that needs 3 people to run. One for water element, one for wind element, and the other for lightning in order to make a huge Cat 5 storm that spawns in tornadoes. Kushina yelled at me and made me so miserable since I was in charge of reception. Only one person came in before me and that's because that person was Minato. Minato quickly calmed her down and the wedding went off without a hitch. They got married, are officially husband and wife, got wedding gifts, all the normal stuff people do in a wedding. That's when it happened, I saw a beautiful young teenager my age, who is daughter to Tsunade Senju and Dan Kato, who by the way almost died but ended up surviving due to a strong will to live. I was in love with her maybe. I don't know since I haven't been in love, but I didn't want to cause a scene at Kushina's wedding...that'd be enough for someone to write a horror story on me. However, that young teenager kept sending me looks all the time. But soon I think she saw why I had to stick to my job strictly when I went to the restroom and was beat by Kushina for just leaving a shadow clone and going without telling anyone. She just sweatdropped and chuckled.

But whatever, my least favorite part of the wedding was when Minato and Kushina made it public which made people (and fan girls) to swarm in and ask me and a bunch of important people a ton of questions or in some cases dates and marriage proposals. I denied them all and said we are at a wedding. Not a QA meeting that the Sandaime Hokage hosts from time to time. Hiruzen sneezed somewhere nearby since everyone heard it, I sweatdropped when I heard Hiruzen scream "THANKS WHOEVER MADE ME SNEEZE, IT WASN'T REALLY FUNNY." Other than that, the wedding was enjoyable and everyone had fun.