I don't own Naruto. I am also really horrible at this whole writing thing if you can tell. After all, I'm only writing to relieve stress from school. Enjoy the chapter I guess...
Unsurprisingly training with Minato was fun. I got a rush from training. Explosions being exploded everywhere, genin teams panicking the shit out and thinking there is an invasion, and a brand new perimeter fence used to keep civilians out from bothering us. Life could not be better, especially with Kushina cooking food everyday. I have to say her cooking is far superior to anyone else's. As me and Minato walked back to the house we got urgent summons from the council. I sigh and we get Kushina to come because she acts as a deterrent to marriage proposals for me because I'm not supposed to be married off to some 'disgraceful civilian girls' that do nothing their entire lives. Well, for the most part she is right. I haven't heard of any civilian girls doing anything besides growing up and if lucky, being annoying as fuck in the council.
At the council meeting
"We need you to marry one of the following suitors." A new council member says thinking everything will go his way.
"No I hate them. They are whores and at best fan girls." I say firmly.
"HOW DARE YOU INSU—"
"Shut up! Try to get him to marry again and he'll kill you. He can pick apart all the various schemes you guys have had and fire you within days. The only ones remaining here are the ones that haven't pissed him off terribly." Kushina said.
"Besides the council is supposed to help the Hokage and are not supposed to have any power at all." I state clearly making most of the council members wince.
"Now then I want to know why you summoned me and my younger brother. We are not here to hear some new member yapping about wanting to marry his daughter to him. We are here for official shinobi business like the ANBU you sent told us."
"We didn't send an ANBU."
"That was me." Said the Hokage walking into the room.
"Kai! Report to me all the various misdeeds these people have done. The council is corrupt and I am bringing their power done and instating a new system."
"Yes Hokage-sama! Let's start with the new member then. He has been involved in various..."
6 hours later
"Shut up Kai. We have heard enough. ANBU arrest them. New civilian council members, walk in and replace the old seats. Pass this law so that Konoha gets peace and gets things done efficiently." I sweat drop at the Hokage's official statement.
"Yes Hokage-sama!"
"Old man! From what I can tell this law is just there to reduce your paperwork and so that you can focus on doing more shinobi like stuff. However I'd like to add a few suggestions." Everyone sweat drops at my declaration. Hiruzen gives me a glare.
"For example, make some ANBU force to check on the council members so that there is no chance for corruption."
"Yes I shall do that."
"Thank you Hokage-sama for hearing my suggestion!"
"No, thank you!"
Back home
"Thank god we got rid of those civilian idiots wanting to become corrupt. They were being paid far too much anyways for doing nothing and they wanted more!" Kushina said.
"Yup! By the way my wife. In 4 years I am supposed to get my own genin team! I am excited, but I know for sure that the war still won't end by then even with me and Kai destroying the enemy's forces. I'm sure the Daimyo will attempt to make it so we try and conquer them completely."
"Minato that SS rank mission isn't even worth it. They took 3 million off of me from taxes alone."
"Wait seriously? That is so bad."
"Yeah I hate that corrupt ass council. They said it was for them doing a great job."
"By the way Minato and Kai. What happened to the mission where you have to destroy all enemy shinobi when they join together."
"After seeing what Kai did they stopped and decided to just keep pressuring both fronts to avoid Kai massacring them all. So the mission was canceled."
"Woah! You seriously went badass on them didn't you Kai?"
"Yeah I guess I did Kushina."
"So what are you both going to do?"
"Kai is just going to keep training while I will keep fighting."
"Well that must be great! Now Kai can make some friends and enjoy his teenage years."
"Possibly, after all my birthday is soon."
"Yup! Look forward to it because I will cook a huge dinner."
"I'm going to the moon soon."
"WHAT!!???" Kushina and Minato scream.
"Yeah I built the rocket already. It's inside a seal that's on a 30 foot tall scroll."
"When are you going there?"
"As soon as the Hokage approves it."
"Has he replied?"
"He said that we will hold it off for 5 years. So when I'm 18."
"Oh god you scared us. I thought you were going now."
"Oh in the meantime I will send satellites to orbit the planet and see if there is any other continents or stuff like that elsewhere. Maybe send a rover to the moon and drop off Zetsu there."
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET ALL THIS KNOWLEDGE?!" Kushina yelled angrily.
"Oh just through experimentation and stuff like that."
"Sometimes you are far too smart for your own good."
"I am launching a satellite tomorrow by the way."
"CAN YOU STOP DROPPING MAJOR PIECES OF INFORMATION LIKE THAT SO CASUALLY?"
"Possibly..."
The next day
Everyone was staring at a huge rocket outside the village walls. They turned on their tv to find out what the hell was happening. They were shocked to see what their war hero Kai was about to do.
"The rocket launch will happen in T-minus 5 minutes. Anyone who wants to see the rocket launch can do so at the spectator area on top of the Hokage faces. I repeat there is around 5 minutes left before the rocket launches." A news reporter said standing next to the launch site.
People flocked over to the Hokage Mountains while the Shinobi went towards the launch site. 5 minutes passed by quickly.
"This is Kai. Countdown begins now. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Take off."
The launch site exploded into flames with the thrusters starting up. The earth quaked leaving people dumbstruck at the sheer force the rocket had. The tower separated and fell into a seal. The thruster exhaust gojng through some concrete tunnels. The rocket flew up. Everyone was amazed! People from the whole continent watched as Konoha went to space in pure awe while the Kate's were envious.
"The acceleration of the rocket is now approaching 90 meters a second squared. That means the rocket accelerated by 90 m/s2 every second. The rocket is tilting!? What the heck is it going to crash? Kai give us answers!"
"It's supposed to do that because the world is round. It needs to curve in order for it to match the planet's orbit."
"Isn't the world flat though?" No it's not. I teleported yo there once to see and it wasn't flat at all. It's round."
"WHAT?! Simultaneously screamed several places around the Shinobi continent."
"Yup for all you 'the world is flat believers' I can prove it by teleporting this very camera up there so you can see. Not that the camera will last much up there. It will probably break in seconds."
"Please don't. This camera cost a fortune."
"Alright. Well enjoy the rest of the rocket launch and the images it will transmit back of the world."
The rocket launch went without a hitch. The rocket released the satellite, sealed itself and I teleported it back since it is reusable. The black Zetsu was launched to the moon with a separate rocket that was inside the satellite, which crashed on the moon, and activated a sealing array that sealed itself on the moon with black Zetsu upon crashing on the moon. Well one threat down and I don't even have to worry about it anymore.
Within hours the satellite completed its orbit and took pictures of the entire planet. It seems like there really is one island but there is a North and South Pole. However it's just ice sheets and there is no land. So we really are the only ones in this planet. Which is totally fine since the continent makes up 1/4 of the world. The images were released publicly since it is public knowledge where all hidden villages are and stuff. People marveled at the beauty of the planet from space.
4 years later
Not much happened aside from me turning 18. I just trained like mad. Minato became more famous than I was (finally), because he slaughtered 15,000 ninja from both Kiri and Kumo. And apparently extremely easily while Konoha was retreating to better cover the land of fire. Iwa rebuilt their army to 5,000 ninja and were just playing defense at the moment. Minato adopted Kakashi 2 years ago as well since his father did an oopsie and suicided. Me and Kakashi get along nicely. He's like a younger brother to me in all honesty. What else? Minato got his genin squad while I didn't. I decided not to since every genin team sent to me ended up failing my tactics and knowledge test which is important because if they don't know any then they will die too easily in life. The Hokage implored that I change my test and that they can learn those if I drill it into me. So I did a bell test instead which the teams sent still failed. Now back to reality where I was training. Back in the forest I see an elderly third Hokage walking towards me.
"Kai, your training time is over. You are to be deployed again immediately. Go with Minato and his genin squad to defend Kannabi bridge. I fear an ambush is awaiting in this C rank mission."
"Understood Lord third!"
I teleport home and let Minato know. He nods and says that it is Kakashi's first mission as a Jonin team leader. He was promoted today and wants to lead the squad. Thankfully I had a gift prepared for his Birthday, giving it to him now wouldn't hurt.
"Kakashi! I have a gift for you concerning your promotion!"
"Really Kai oniisan?" He teased me! How unfair! Actually since when did he learn to do that? He's usually too strict for himself and always follows orders.
"Yep! Open the scroll." He opens it and a tanto appears.
"Is this a chakra steel sword replica of my father's?"
"Yes! I made it so you can wield two at once or so you can conserve your father's. After all his tanto has a lot more sentimental val—"
"No they are equal regarding that. Thank you for looking out for me." He says this while eye smiling so I assume he's freaking out inside since it's so difficult to get any emotions out of him.
"Oh and by the way. On the tanto I gave you, if you ever need me just use the seal on the bottom of the hilt and I will be there as fast as I can."
"Thanks? I guess? Well whatever let's see how my mission goes."
We started going to kannabi bridge where Minato and I split. He went with his genin team while I went to face the enemy and lessen the pressure they had. I killed my way into the enemy which made it so most of their army came to face me before I massacred them. Then I used the seal, Time and Space Seal! Time Slow down: Level One! The enemy's recognized the jutsu and attempted to run but before their muscles would even move they were all dead. Blue lightning streaked everywhere due to the teleportation jutsu and thunder was heard everywhere. A few lucky individuals saw me and fled. They spread word that the Flash brothers are back. Kannabi bridge was defended without many problems due to the innate fear they had of me and Minato. I went to go regroup with them. That's when Kakashi used the seal in the bottom of his sword. I panic and quickly react by being alert because that thing scared the shit out of me. I thought it was something else coming after me. I teleport to him instantly and ask what is going on.
"They captured Rin and are holding her hostage. They also sealed the three tails into her and demand Minato to come unarmed or else they will release the three tails which will in turn kill her."
"Shit! Where is Minato?!"
"He's heading there now."
"Time and Space Seal! Time Slow down: Level 3!"
"What? Is that your most famous Jutsu?"
"Yes!"
I disappeared in a flash of blue light and the seal activates. As I arrive where Minato is at I see that he was about to be killed protecting Rin. Immediately I kill all of them, move Minato out of the way with Rin, put a 5 elemental seal on Rin, and save Obito by putting him in a seal that stops time and space for him which means he will be in that state until I release him which will make it possible for him to be saved. He might have lost the other Sharingan and put it on Kakashi but he is still going to live even with half his body gone. If he survived last time then he will survive this time. Next I teleport where I was supposed to be at when I activated this jutsu and set a teleportation seal where I was at with a shadowclone which promptly pops. I release the seal and teleport.
"Minato sensei!" Rin was in the middle of screaming when she realized that she and Minato were moved.
"What happened? We were just about to die!"
Blue lightning is flashed all around and thunder roars in the sky.
"What was that?"
"Probably my brother who is around here somewhere."
"Eh?! The one who massacred 10,000 shinobi by himself? The one who is super famous? Why didn't you tell me he was your brother."
"Well you never wanted to eat dinner at my house."
"I have to do that from now on!"
"Yeah, you do. Oh and by the way, Kai show yourself." Minato said. I sweatdrop at their antics.
"Well what can I say? You did a good job almost dying."
"Hmph! I was protecting her."
"Haha I swear if you did die then Kushina will find your ghost and torture it." Minato and Rin winced.
"Ok let's not talk about what was about to happen if you didn't come."
"Agreed let's go back. I have Obito in a seal and he needs critical healing. Kakashi is waiting impatiently for the news and I am surprised Rin hasn't felt the 5 elemental seal I put on her."
"You what?"
"It's how I stopped the three tails from escaping the seal."
"Oh, thanks!"
"Now then. Let's teleport back, shall we?"
2 flashes of different colors appeared in the cave. We were gone from the cave. Madara came to save Obito but found he was gone.
"I guess I came too late because he is gone, that means I will die without having anyone revive me. All plans have been foiled and gone. Damn this cruel world."
Back at Konoha
"What do you mean Obito is getting life threatening surgery?" Kushina said.
"I don't know what happened!"
"What do you mean you don't know Kai?"
"I only saved him! Minato was busy defending Rin because some retarded Kiri ninja sealed the three tails. He is busy making a new seal so she isn't threatened anymore by the three tails. Kakashi was about he only one present I think."
"Kakashi is depressed I don't want to make him feel even worse so I won't ask him. He will tell me himself. As well as why the fuck he has Obito's eye on him."
"Ok! At least you won't make him even more depressed and frustrated than he already is."
That's when Minato teleported to his wife with Rin knocked out.
"Minato! What happened to Rin?!"
"I put a new seal on her. She passed out due to pain but she should be good after today. She just needs to rest at the hospital."
Whack! Minato was slammed in the head by Kushina's fist.
"Tell me what happened! Everything! I can't believe you let your genin team get injured."
So Minato was stuck explaining everything and she calmed down in a bit. Tsunade sent a nurse to come and take me in there to assist with the surgery by using the time slow jutsu because this is a delicate process and any unknown factors will kill Obito. I went inside the surgery room and saw one of the hospital staff working with Tsunade on giving Obito enough healing to live with half his body gone. It was the same girl at Minato's and Kushina's wedding. She smiled and I smiled back.
"Kai! Can you apply the seal on us?"
"Sure but I have to be there to let you know some stuff that's important. This jutsu has its risks."
"Ok make the seal and apply it on us."
"On it."
I summon my sealing scroll and start drawing a super complex seal that covers a huge area. I used 3 shadow clones to help me complete it. I apply chakra to the seal and ask Tsunade and her helper to stand on the 2 other circles.
"Time and Space Seal! Time slow down: 3 person level one!"
Time slows down to a halt. Everyone is seemingly frozen in place. The water in the sink is frozen in midair.
"This seal will last 12 hours if need be. When you finish the surgery you have to return to the circles in the seal or else you will be lost in time and space. Everything else will be overwritten by the seal except the caster or in this case castors. This will be approximately take half a second in real life. The monitors and stuff will work if you let me apply chakra on them."
"By all means go and make the hospital equipment work. Me and my daughter will wait for them to work because this is critical."
"Ok one moment."
I go through a flurry of hand signs and slam down on the ground. The seal extends and covers the machines making them work.
"Mom, Kai is incredible with seals!" The teen exclaimed.
"Yes he sure is Miyuki." So her name is Miyuki Senju. What a lovely name.
"Tsunade-sama you may begin the surgery. Good luck."
The surgery went without a hitch and Obito will survive. He just needs half of his body to be fake and made up of seals so he can move. As for his shinobi duties, they are probably over unless his other half of his body is made up of chakra conductive steel which is extremely expensive since only blacksmiths can make it. So, yeah he won't do much. At the very least he still has his manhood. It took 12 hours in frozen time and space and half a second out in reality.
"I canceled the seal. Anytime now time and space will return to normal."
When they heard Minato and Kushina debating that they knew that time is back to where it was. Obito was saved, Madara probably died from old age, black Zetsu was sent to the moon (literally), Rin had the three tails sealed in right, Kakashi is doing fine now since Obito didn't die, and Minato and Kushina are together. I walked out of the room freaking out Kushina.
"Hey! What happened to Obito?"
"He's fine. He is unconscious right now. He only lost half his body but he should manage. As for his career as shinobi, they are over. Unless he can afford getting another half of his body made from chakra conductive steel. I can volunteer to develop seals but the other side of his body needs to be made of chakra conductive steel. So for now he is unable to be a ninja."
"That's tough." Minato says.
"Now then, I should go back home now because that seal really sucked out my chak—" before I can finish I fall down out of pure exhaustion. Kushina quickly catches me and Tsunade walks out seeing me out.
"What happened to him?" Tsunade asks worriedly.
"Chakra exhaustion. He must've forgotten to recharge the seals and has been using his own chakra to power them for the 12 hours the seal gives him." Minato commented.
"Miyuki! Take Kai over to a room. He got chakra exhaustion." Tsunade said while sighing.
"Yes mom!"
Two days later at the hospital room
Kushina and Miyuki took me back to my room where I was out cold two days. Not that I realized it since I was knocked out. I groan and my body shakes. I see Miyuki to my right and no one else is in the room. She looks shocked at me waking up.
"Kai?" Asks Miyuki.
"Yes?"
"Why did you over exert yourself?"
"Because Obito needed to live. Otherwise he could have died."
"You know we wouldn't have taken our time if we knew you were powering the seal yourself right?"
"It's all fine actually. It's just chakra exhaustion. Hasn't happened since I was a genin though so I really was careless this time."
"That's not the point. You had everyone worried with you falling down unconscious in an instant."
"Were you worried? Probably not. You don't even know me that well."
"Shut up! You don't know me either but I probably know more about you tan you know of me. Kushina and Minato told me stories about you while you were out. They know that I care about you because I stayed here to make sure you were alright these past 2 days. For your information I actually like you and care about you and couldn't stop thinking about you ever since that wedding I saw you at."
"Well that makes two of us."
"Wait seriously?"
"Yeah. But I never had the guts to actually go and ask around for you or when I saw you, go and ask you out." There was an akward silence and she ran out and went and brought me food quickly from the cart. I ate my meal and went back to sleep afterwards. I could faintly hear Miyuki telling Tsunade, her feelings about me and what I confessed to her. Tsunade said she approved of our relationship and I went out cold due to the medicine's side effects to cure me from mild chakra exhaustion faster. I sure was knocked out various times this one day and that is never good.
A/N: I am a technology freak honestly. I don't get how on the show and stuff they have color TVs with great quality but no other stuff like cars and planes. They probably have the capabilities to make them too. So that's why making a rocket and satellite was sort of important to me because you never know if there is another continent anywhere around. I decided not to make another continent on Naruto world because I not creative enough. After all I don't really want to stress myself out about the plot when writing this is supposed to be a place that I relieve my stress. Reviews and criticism are appreciated!