"Now really" said a very angry Professor McGonagall "what is this madness, why are you chasing Harry around Hogwarts with knives and forks?"

Dean Thomas spoke up. "Because hedwig ate our breakfast, And we want to know why!" "Well!" McGonagall said "I have managed to stun Hedwig, so let's ask her." They turned to where Hedwig was supposed to be sitting.

But she was gone!

"Hmmm" said a very intruged professor McGonagall. "it appears that Hedwig is missing, she must be immune to the stunning spell." Several people gasped in horror. "I'm sure that hedwig will be back, but don't you guys have classes in a few minutes?" She asked.

"Yes," many of the students said.

"Well, you better get going, I think some of you have potions class next." She said nodding to a 5th year gryffindor. Immediately all the students scrambled to get to their classes before the bell rang.

Hedwig soared through the sky as she left the grounds of hogwarts. She had managed to shake off Professor McGonagall's stunning spell as the rest of the students barged into her office. "Silly professor." She said to herself, "owls are clearly immune to all but the most powerful stunning spells. That's why Lucius's eagle owl, Alex, gets hit with a full body bind curse when Lucius tries to send a howler. At least, that's what Alex told me."

Hedwig flew over grassy plains and rolling hills as she approached the Leaky cauldron. Ever since the bacon incident, she had been looking up more spells to use and discovered a few spells that she couldn't wait to try out, however, they required a wand. So, she was heading to Olivanders to get a wand.

As she landed on a building across from olivanders, she heard Luna singing a strange song, "that's cute" Hedwig thought, "I wonder what snape would look like singing such a song?" She pushed the though away as she stepped inside Olivanders'.

10 minutes later she stepped out of the shop with her wand in hand. She, much to the surprise of Mr Olivander, had managed to get her wand on the first try. She put her wand in a certain place under her feathers and headed back to Hogwarts

She went to the library and asked Madam pince to retrieve 1000 ways to use magic to harass your friends and family from the shelf (since she as an owl and didn't have any hands), but she was busy.

"Eh, oh well" Hedwig thought before using the her wand to the levitate the book down, then she turned to page 394 and saw the spell she was looking for

The slug vomiting charm

This spell is activated with the incantation "Eat slugs", when cast successfully the victim will vomit slugs for a period of about 2-5 minutes.

"Sounds interesting" Hedwig mused to herself as she shut the book and put it back eager to test out the spell

And she knew who to choose as her first victim

In the Potions class, Snape was teaching the students how to create a Brainwashing Beverage with the Gryffindors and the Slytherins. Harry was adding the shredded toad legs, when Malfoy spoke to him.

"Hey Harry do you want to grab some lunch after class?" He asked. "Sure" said Harry but then he became confused, "why?" He's asked, but before Draco could answer, Professor Snape interrupted them.

MALFOY! 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR FOR TALKING, 100 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR FOR TALKING TO JAMES POTTER'S OFFSPRING, AND 500 MORE POINTS FROM GRIFFYNDOR FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT GOING OUT TO TO LUNCH WITH THE SPAWN OF JAMES POTTER!"

"But sir, I'm in sly-"

"I DONT CARE!" Snape yelled at him "500 POINTS FROM HUFFLEPUFF BECAUSE YOU HAVE BLONDE HAIR!" Snape turned and went to bother Neville. Nobody noticed the snowy owl sitting on Snape's desk.

Hedwig flew out of the library, down the dungeons, and into Snape's classroom landing on one of the rafters, 'Is Draco Malfoy really trying to befriend Harry? how amusing.' she thought before being scared out of her wits by Snape's screaming causing her to fall off the rafters and land on Snape's desk.

"Ouch." she muttered as she landed headfirst before picking herself back up on her feet. As Snape started bothering Neville, Hedwig decided that now was the right time. She pulled out her wand, pointed it at Snape, and whispered the spell

'Eat Slugs"

"Longbottom!" Snape sneered, "Why is your potion bright red? It's supposed to be a sickly yell-" But before snape could finish his sentence a jet of blue light struck him and he fell to the floor. It was then that everyone gasped as they saw Hedwig sitting on the desk holding a wand.

"Hedwig! What have you done?!" Yelled hermione

"Oh relax, he'll be fine" she said with an evil chuckle

When Snape got up again a few seconds later he looked extremely sick. He took a step forward before vomiting several slugs into Neville's cauldron which started changing to a bright pink and began bubbling violently

Neville gasped and ducked under his desk along with every other student, while Snape got up off the floor after vomiting another pile of slugs. He took a look at the bubbling pink potion in the cauldron before he his eyes went wide as he realized what was about to happen.

"Uh-oh"

BOOM!

The cauldron exploded sending the potion everywhere. When the smoke cleared, everyone looked horrified for several seconds before bursting into laughter

The potion did not affect the walls and ceiling, however, it had turned Professor Snape's clothes and hair a bright orange.

Obviously, unlike the rest of the class, Professor Snape did not find his new color change amusing at all.

"LONGBOTTOM! 9000 POINTS FROM RAVENCLAW FOR PAINTING ME ORANGE!" Professor Snape screamed at him before turning to Harry.

"POTTER 3000 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN AND 20 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR BEACUSE HEADWIG IS NOW PURPLE!"

The class looked at the now purple owl before bursting out into laughters again.

"Class dismissed" Snape growled