IMPORTANT NOTE: Ok! So I saw the poll and it was in favor of lemons. By quite a bit margin so im bumping the Rating up accordingly. I WILL BE DOING PAIRINGS LATER, I DON'T WANT THIS STORY TO FOCUS ON ALL LEMONS BUT THEY ARE OPEN. I WILL BEGIN TO DO SOME OF YOUR SUGGESTIONS AFTER THE INTERMISSION, I PROMISE.
Now a few things about this lemon. A friend commissioned it if the poll was in favor of lemons. He Wrote the chapter and wanted me to do the Reactions to it.
(THIS IS A DISCLAIMER SO IF YOU READ THIS CHAPTER, YOU WAIVE THE RIGHT TO COMPLAIN-THIS CHAPTER IS COMPLETELY SKIPABLE)
Reviews and Critiques:
OnePunchPlayer: Its quite alright, and I understand, and that's what I want to do, give everyone something new and fresh. Something not seen before. Maybe everyone wont like it, but I try none the less.
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Inspiration: Halo (Human x Sangheili Lemon)
(IF YOU DON'T LIKE LEMONS THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SKIP)
((That's all! Story START!))
Just as they were about to leave to the lounges, there was a nice deep laugh echoing through the theatre.
"What was that…?" Blake asks as she was absolutely frozen in her tracks as she looks around. The very sound however cause Raphaels face to drop.
"Oh god no…" He says as he turns to see the man standing beside him, causing him to jump. "Jesus Christ Sheogorath…" he murmurs as the mad god had a smile on his face. He could already tell that this Daedric god was up to no good as the smile on his face gave it away.
"I had heard about what you were hosting… and thought id come and stop by" He says with a smile.
"Whos he? Another Curator?" Ruby asks as Raphael shakes his head.
"Hes a Daedric Prince, something short of a god to you all… hes the Harold of Madness" Raphael says keeping an eye on the prince. "What do you want Sheogorath?" Raphael asks him who simply bellows out a simple laugh.
"Oh I don't want you… I want them" He says using his cane to move Raphael out of the way as he steps forward. "It's a pleasure to meet you all, my name Is Sheogorath… and I have a proposition for you all… Now Im aware of whats going on, and before you write me off… I wish to show you all something… Watch it to the end, and ill give you something of value… For example… your mother" Sheo says looking at Ruby. "Your Mother" She says looking at Yang. "And other gifts of my choosing."
"Sounds easy enough… why?" Yang asks standing between the prince of madness and her sister.
"FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT!" He cackles with glee. "To make it more interesting… you cannot move from your seats until the viewing is over. Simple?" Sheogorath asks with a smirk as he twirls it in hand.
"Well… watch" Weiss says, not trusting Sheogorath, but decided to stay with her team. One more time before break, they had their seats once more.
Once the Projector plays, Raphaels eyes widen as he buries his face in his hands. "You Fuckin Troll…"
"Of COURSE I AM" Sheogorath says with a gleeful smile as he watches on, having a seat next in the audience.
(-000-)
Raphael woke up with a splitting headache. He really couldn't remember the night before as he reaches up and rubs his head with his hand. His memory was fuzzy and blurred. He carefully opened his eyes as he moans softly. His mind tried to reboot on what happened the night before.
"Hangover? I've had those nights before" Ghira says with a small chuckle as Kali snickers. She was usually the reason for the hangover and he knew it. She loved messing with him when he was piss drunk.
"Cant handle your liquor?" Roman asks with a snicker.
He could remember that there was a party… a banquet for the Human and Sangheili relations. Nothing out of the ordinary now that things have finally calmed in the universe. There were still skirmishes here and there but for the most part it was relativaly quite unlike three decades ago.
"Well its nice to see they made progress in relations. If only we could do that here" Sienna says getting a small smile from Blake.
"One step at a time miss Khan" Was all Ozpin says as he watches, swirling his mug in hand as he watches curiously. Wondering why their host was a little… distraught.
"Puta Madre" He murmurs as the hangover hit him as memories came back to him. Him and his squad began to drink. Yang held her liquor the best. Ruby was out cold first. Followed by Blake. Weiss however refused to drink. Something about upholding her family image. Which was fine. He still had fun.
"Hey look we were at the party too" Ruby says with a grin as she watches, leaning back. Weiss nods at the reasoning given on screen and Yang smirks, able to handle her liquor the best was no surprise, though she couldn't hold a candle to her uncle qrow.
His memory kept coming back to him until-
He stops as he could feel some shifting on his right arm. The warmth finally registering. He looks over, his vision still came back to him but he could make out a form. The large grey split mouth face of an Elite, a Sangheili, slept soundly on him.
"…Well holy shit" Mercury says, and normally Ruby would call out a swear but she was watching with bated breath.
"Dude… I want to say good job but…" Yang began as she too was watching.
"This is beginning to sound racist Yang" Blake looks at her partner, who raises her hands defensively.
"Its certainly one way to deepen your relationship" Ozpin says finally realizing why their host was a little mortified that the prince of madness was showing them this.
The hamsters running Raphaels brain stopped, crashed and burned.
The alien warrior has its arms wrapped possessively around him. Two of its lower jaws parted as light snoring was heard as it slept soundly and peaceful on him. In the midst of his mind reeling, Raphael noticed that this Sangheili is a bit smaller than the ones he's fought with. Able to differentiate between males and female Sangheili, her face was much softer, body much lither. Well… Relatively soft anyway, especially for a 7 foot, near 8, alien who can punt a human easily.
"Well at least this human isn't recoiling and running at the thought of bedding someone other then human" Sienna says, her cheeks flushed though not as bad as some of the younger audiences.
"Are we about to see my father f-" Cinder began before cut off by Sheogorath.
"No Spoilers! Ahahahah!" Sheogorath giggled gleefully. This got an annoyed grunt from Cinder, she hated not being in control, and this, clearly is one of those times. Raphael however, decided to grant her a mercy by giving her some earplugs and a eyemask for when the time came, though he suspects the damage had been done.
His eyes traveled downward, the blanket hugging her body quite nicely if you asked him, her body was curved, more then a males, slender, lack of breasts made sense as well since they were reptilian in nature. Her body was toned, showing that, even if they didn't let women into the military yet, she still kept fit to defend the home.
He could appreciate her body, lithe and built, a warriors build. She had this feminine touch to her that he enjoyed, but was able to defend herself. However, now the hamsters fixed the wheel and began turning again. He peeled the covers up with his left hand and come to a realization.
She's naked.
"Yep… they did the nasty" Roman says with a snerk as he pulls a cigar from his coat and lights it as he watches on.
"Hey Wait a minute! You didn't tell us wed be watching some S-" Yang began but was covered by Blake.
"I don't know if you remember but that Prince of Madness is a god… we cant do anything so… try to enjoy t at least" She hissed, not just because of the reasons stated but because she was a sucker for anything romance related.
He could feel that she was pressed against him, her leg draped over his own, chest against his side and face against his neck, she was lovingly caressing him. The Hamsters ran faster as he gulps, he peeks under the covers again, hoping he wasn't.
'Naked as the day I was born….' Raphael moans out mentally as there was noting between the two. Skin against skin. He groans out. Fuuuuuuuuuck.
"Shows you how far this relationship has come if shes alright with sleeping with a Human" Winter says with a small cough.
"Its… appreciated to see that they are trying for Peace" Glynda blushes, her mind working onwhat exactly happened the night before.
It wasn't hard to figure out what happened. He fucked an alien.
He looks up, whatever light coming in the room helping to illuminate the room. It was a little bit of a mess. The desk was bowed, things all over the floor and lots of, what he could only assume, was their juices all over the floor.
"Talk about a tornado…. They thrashed the room" Ren says trying to focus on anything but the implications of what the video was showing.
He noticed a few other clothes, not his own thrown around the room. It looked like to be a decorative robe, shredded by him tearing it off her. He gulps lightly as he looks back up at the ceiling.
"…decorative robes… wonder how much theyd go for intact" Roman says getting a shrug from Neo who had some blood dripping from her nose as she watches on. The Eyecandy was real in her opinion.
"Alien robes? Yeah not a cent" Emerald says with a small snerk, her face also flush.
His memories continued to come back to him as he blushes lightly.
She gleefully tore off his clothes, he doing the same to her as she wrapped her legs around him as they began to proceed to make love on the bed. His neck littered with bite marks. His back, scratched up from her hands.
This got heavy bushes from everyone, seeing the love making between the two species. Ruby was as red as her cloak as Blake and Yang lean forward on their seats, biting their lips.
"Oh my…" Glynda murmurs out as she attempts to keep a composed look on her face.
What made things, in his mind, worse was all the secrets he told her. And the confessions they both shared.
"So they didn't just share a tumble in the sheets… see this kids is why I never get shit faced drunk" Roman says taking all of this really casually. Societal norms of sex and shame are bullshit. Violence was alright but sex wasn't?
"Cause youll end up knockin up a girl, god forbid you have a child" Mercury murmurs as he watches on, also not ashamed. He killed people. Why was this bad?
"Im reeeeally hoping she isn't a noble or wife or something" He murmurs quietly as he waited for her to wake. His mother always raised him to do the right thing, and to him, not leaving her after he fucked her silly, was the right thing.
"5 lien says it's a noble" Yang says to Blake who rolled her eyes and smacks her in the back of the head as she continues watching with a heavy blush.
"Nice to know someone was raised right" Sienna says, blushing like mad at the moment. She may be a little wet as well but she wouldn't admit that out oud.
"Agreed" Ozpin says taking a sip from his mug. He had seen everything as well. Nothing phased him anymore really.
She was quite comfortable to lay with. Her skin soft and the smell coming off her was heavenly. As much as he didn't like to admit it. He loved being here. In her arms. Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad if he stayed.
He just hoped High Command wouldn't strangle his ass for this.
"Mmm…" The Sangheili began to stir next to him as she buried her face into his neck further as she hums, pulling the human ODST closer to her body. Eventually her eyes opened up to reveal a piercing red eyes as she looks at her human lover.
"Oh shit shes awake, too late to make a run for it" Mercury says with a laugh as he looks back to notice Raphael was hding his face in his hands.
"I really doubt our host wants to share his most intimate moments Lord Sheogorath" Ozpin calls out to the prince.
"And I really don't care!" He fires back.
"Good morning my fal'shai…" She murmurs out as she wakes, pressing her face once more into his neck taking in his scent as she purrs softly. Who knew sangheili can purr.
"I can already guess what that means" he murmurs out with a small smile and kisses her forehead.
"Hes quite the charmer" Kali says with a small chuckle as she watches, her ear twitching an blood ran down her nose. Shed never cheat on her husband by an means but that doesn't mean she cant appreciate the aesthetic.
The Sangheili, whos name hes forgetting, didn't answer him right away as her hands smiles and traces his chest softly, enjoying his battle worn skin.
"It means My Beloved in your tongue Fal'shai…" She murmurs out as he let out a small blush and smiles.
"How sweet" Ruby says still blushing like mad as she watched on. Yang wanted to cover her eyes and ears but it was already too late. They had agreed to watch.
"Yeah" Pyrrha says also blushing, hoping to be that affectionate with Jaune someday. She was a hopeless romantic. Bite her.
His heart wouldn't stop beating, his blood in his face as he looks down at her. "Um… listen… we should talk, about last night." He lets out as she laughs lightly.
"Yes… your right… some words were said while you were… inebriated" She says with a chuckle as her hands continued to roam his body gently.
"Makes me wonder what was said" Winter says with a flush on her face as she looks away.
"Oh I looooooove you" Roman mocked before gagging. He didn't mind romance, but hes had bad experiences with it before.
"Yeah your right-Hello!" He was surprised when the alien, with grace in her movements, straddled her waist as the blanket fell, showing off her body to a glorious degree as his eyes couldn't keep his eyes off her if he was honest. Her eyes wandered over his own body as she smiles.
The younger audience blushes harder seeing the now two nude people in their full glories.
"Shes certainly… forward with what she wants" Sienna says as Sheogorath was cackling at the hosts misfortune. He wanted this to stay… private. Intimate. But nope. This Daedric Asshole changed that.
"Its nice to see however they being so close with one another" Blake says with a heavy blush.
Her hands roam his body, his skin lithe as well, toned and marred with scars, something she didn't mind. It was the sight of a warrior. His hands were strong, strong enough to tear off a turret and use it against his enemies.
She smiles, feeling the familiar ache of her body being abused as it was. Her body quivered for his touch as her hands travel to his shoulders and purrs.
"Heres where it starts to get good" Yang says with a little bit of a grin as she leans forward. Hands roaming each others bodies.
Blake and Kali silently agreed as they watch on with bated interest. Their ears twitching. Ruby was hiding behind her cloak at this point but she could still hear it.
She hums, he was a walking warrior, yet so small. He was so strong, yet so skinny and short. He was a walking contradiction. He was her, walking contradiction.
"Me personally… I'd rather forget my duties… to the Sangheili. To my Keep. Just for one morning id like to lay with my Fal'shai… my beloved" she says as her claws glide across his body gently.
"Forget work, just fuck into the morning" Mercury says which got a smack from Cinder as began to put the two items given to her on.
"Jeeze… it's a wonder your still singer Black" Emerald says rolling her eyes as she was beet red as well.
"Oh whats a little sex between lovers? At least their not shooting each other!" Sheogorath cackles.
He hums softly as his hands reach up and grope her ass, as he finally sits up, his headache gone. "Remind me of your name Fal'Shai" He tells her as his own mouth reaches up and attacks her neck, his body pressed against hers.
"Lady Veyna 'Kalmon" She smiles and kisses his forehead once more. Feeling his hands grope her ass.
"Such a regal sounding name" Weiss says as she too was red, watching both of them grind and grope one another. She knew where this was headed, she had long been given the talk. She looked at Ruby and wondered if she had.
…if she hadn't, she certainly wouldn't leave it to Yang… she could already imagine it. Pipe A goes in Hole B. Thinking about it gave her migraines.
"Yep shes a noble…" Emerald Snorts lightly.
"Well my Lady Venya… allow me to… negotiate my terms for our species" He says with a grin and pushes her on her back, which she squeals happily as she was thrown on her back, legs up in the air as he attacks her neck, biting into it.
Some of the Younger audiences turn away they watch. Sheogorath, having a wicked little chaotic idea, smirks.
"Ah Ah Ah, if you want your gift… you have to watch" He says as Ruby audibly groans, thinking of her mother before facing the screen. Weiss reaches over and pats her hand softly.
"Ohhh my beloved…" She murmurs out with a smile as she spreads her legs and wraps them around his waist and pulls him close, sliding his still slick with juices cock against her slit once more as she moans.
Blake, Kali and Neo had been dripping blood for some time now, and this only made it worse. A Noble human loving their non human partner, no matter the appearance. It was romantic. Even if they watched an extremely personal moment.
"Hes quite big…" Sienna murmurs out as she watches.
"Eh… id still hit it" Mercury says with a shrug.
"Mmm should I call you that too…?" He whispers in her ear as, he slid into her once more and lets out a moan, his fingers intertwining with hers as he attacks her neck.
"Call me whatever you please" She moans out as her legs wrap around his waist and pulls him as deep as he could go as they began their love making in the room. They had their responsibilities, but at the moment. They didn't care.
Their moment of lovemaking was slow, passionate and loving. Thrusts and moans against one another as teeth grazed skin and hands intertwined.
The Viewers watched the loving love making, moans and whispers of sweet nothings, teeth and hands intertwined. It was undoubtedly romantic.
"Glynda, Please make sure we have… Sex Education courses for those who require them" Ozpin says, his impassive look giving away nothing as he hid behind his mug as he usually does.
"Mmm my beloved…" He whispers against her as he bucks his hips harder as he nips her neck. His human body grinding against hers as he noses her neck.
"Mmmph… I know… you cant breed me… but… try" she murmurs aloud as she continues to buck her hips as this spurred him on as he bucks harder as he pulls her body close and unloads into her as he slumps against her.
This got Blake and Kali, and even Sienna to blush harder at her words. It was obvious they couldn't sire a child. That didn't mean he didn't want to try with how hard the bed rocked. How frantic their lovemaking was.
She smiles as she feels him fill her. Her hands gently playing with his mop of black hair. "Now i… believe we should get up before father-" She would have continued, if she didn't see said parent standing in the doorway. "By the forerunners…" she says as her face was a brilliant shade of purple.
This got a laugh out of Roman and Mercury and looks of horror from Weiss, Blake and Winter. The thought of their father walking in on them was absolutely horrifying.
"Oh god imagine trying to explain that one to dear old daddy" Roman says with a cackling glee as he eventully calms down.
"Why did you have to show us that?!" Ruby asks with a heavy blush that matched her coat as Raphael had by now, drinking himself stupid, mortified at what the Daedric prince had just shown.
"Oh call it revenge, call it entertainment, call it a whim. But youd never know! Maybe it was one, two, or hell maybe all three!" He laughs maniacly. "But im a man of me word. Your gifts will b waiting for you in the lounge areas gift wrapped in neat little bows.
He smiles as he disappears leaving a half drunk Raphael. "Go… enjoy your break" He murmurs softly.
What did you all think? Yeah it was a little random and not a part of RWBY, but it was a trade between me and my friend. He drew something for me and I posted something for him
No hate please. I want constructive criticism only.
To make up for the Randomness, I made sure this was a double update, so youll be seeing another chapter go up relatively soon.