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Hey guy welcome back, bet you want to know the results of the poll I asked. In the end Story plot two won by one point so I will be writing that story now. I also put in my application for Sith Lord so I can start getting stronger of your guy's hate.

Guest responses: not looking forward to his. Sigh ( ಥ_ಥ )

A reader: Thanks foe tell me by the time this chapter is up I would have already beat it and ran all the side missions. Unfortunately I was unable to punch Osiris at the end. However you know how (destiny) Slim was one for the first guardians to rise. Well lest just say that they know each other. Since I enjoy your presence allow me to kill something in your honor.

Guest: thanks man. I understand, I sometimes hit myself when I notices a slipup in my weighting. Yes getting a beta reader would help (I do ask my friends to look over my work) that and… Idontknowhowtogetoneoverfanfic OK let's move on.

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Guest: what do you mean by "a little more attention." Are you saying that I need to pay more attention to my grammar or are you saying I need to work on this story more. Judging from the second statement I would assume my second guess. To which I say I have other fans too and I need to give them love too . (NO HOMO)

Guest thanks and I will try

Guest-Questioner: Not really either they are vary busy or they forget and I end up doing it so I can't get you guys chapters.

One last thing before we get started. I will tell you now. The weeding crash will not be long part I just thought of a way I could make a funny so yea… Greeks.

Now before we go on I think you all need to know that I have ADHD and Ddyslexia if you don't know that that is then go look it up then come back here.

Now let the show begin.

"You done?" I asked the kid as screamed in terror.

I guess I could not really blame him. Devils did have the sensory thing about them, warning them of danger. So sitting in a room with four guardians an angle, and a cat women was not the best of situations for a young devil.

The kid scream for a good thirty seconds more before I hit him over the head with a pillow. That seemed to do the trick, he stopped screaming and started to calm down.

"Now that you done I will asked again, do you have a job to post?" He slowly nodded his head in response.

I sighed. The kid was still scared which would cause him to studier when talking and cause him to leave out important information about the mission. So now I had to come up with a way to get the kid comfortable with me, and me being a Titan and all. I wasn't the best with words.

"look kid I know that you're scared shitless but you really need to claim down." I said as I started to walk around him. "I am willing to help you, even know you are a devil. Now, tell me of your plans."

"W-well I wanted you to h-help me get Rias back-." The kid started but was interrupted.

"From This Riser guy. Yea I get the why, I want the how, how will you do it? Where do we come in?" I interrupted him, looking him in the eyes.

"Well I was hoping that you would help me taken down the guards, then I would challenge Riser to a rematch for Rias' freedom."

I facepalmed. "Rematch as in you already lost to him?"

He nodded.

"So tell me, that has changed between now and then that make you think you can beat him?"

The kid looked at his arm that was in a red gantlet that looked to be used for ceremonies than for war. There was a large green gem were his hand was alone with gold marks just above the gem and the end.

"This is the Boosted Gear it doubles my power every ten seconds." He paused for a moment before continuing. "I scarified my arm to the dragon that lives in it, so I could get a power boost when I fight him."

"I drought that will help. Riser is a Phenex devil they have very strong regenerative abilities." Kaleigh informed him.

"Yea I know that, but I got some holy water and a cross from As- a friend of mine." The kid said stopping himself from saying his friends name.

"And now that your arm is a dragons you can hold it without it hurting you." Lucas analyzed.

The kid nodded in response.

"Ok kid we will help you." His eye lit up. "BUT, you will have to pay for it. Sid ring him up."

Sid few to the side of his head and projected a screen of information on it.

"So the going rate for a low-class fireteam is around 168,918.92 yen(1500 U.S dollars)." The boys mouth dropped. "And one high-class Titan is around 112,612,612.61 yen (1 million U.S dollars). That will put you at 112,781,531.53 yen."

"I don't have-" The kid started but Sid cut him off.

"But this is your first job post so you get a 50% off. Which will bring you to 56,390765.75 yen." (don't look into the Math please)

"I still don't have-." The kid started again but I told him to shut up.

"Then we have the justification deal which, lucky for you, covers forced weddings. That will knock off 25%. Which will bring you down to 2,255,630.63 yen. Then there's the disrupt enemy plans deal which would cont since we are going to stop a possible impotent wedding. That will knock off another 25%. That drops you down to 563,907.65 yen. Then we have you have the feel like it deal." Sid looked over to us, and we nodded. "That will drop you by 50%. That will make it 281,953.82 yen.

"Who came up with that deal?" Plasma asked me.

"Cayde." Was my only answer.

"Then there is the-" Sid was about to continue when Kaleigh stepped in.

"How about he just our us a favor?" she said letting her radiant smile show.

I thought about it. "Alright kid you got yourself a fireteam plus one. Let's go save your booty call."

"She is not my booty call!" the kid yelled out while his face turned red.

"Sure kid, sure."

"What's our loadout?" Linda asked me.

"I was thinking shotguns." I said I grabbed Invective. "I also I have a bust in plan. Tell me have you guys seen dark knight?"

"You know I thought you said that had increased security at this wedding." I said to the kid as we walked up to the front door.

"You killed over a hundred guards normally there would be less than ten." The kid said back.

"Huh, Well let's get this show on the road. You might want to stand back." I said as I walked up to the double doors that lead to the wedding hall. I raised my foot then kicked the door down.

The doors when flying off their hinges and slamming into the wall on the other side of the room. As I did this the rest of the guardians jumped in though the windows and pointed their shotguns at the crowed of devils.

I jumped down the steps then shot my shotgun into the air.

"Good evening ladies and gentledevils. We are tonight's entertainment." I said as I just about to dance before a man in a suit yelled at me.

"You dare interrupted the wedding of Riser Phenex and Rias Ggremory!" the man in a suit yelled at me.

I looked at him for moment before I drew my handcannon and capped him in the kneecap. He fell to the flour clutching his knee.

"Dude!" The kid yelled at me

"What?"

"That is Riser he literally just yelled it!"

I looked to the guy I just shot then back the kid then to the guy then to the gun in my hand.

"Oh. OH CRAP! Here you shoot him and we will say you shot him first." I said him offering him the gun.

"But I was suppose to fight him one on one to get Reis back." He complained.

"Well we can shoot him then fight our way out of here while you carry her in your arms. That's romantic as fuck. Hey Linda would you like me to carry you out of wedding that your were forced into?"

"W-Well." She shyly said as she rubbed her left arm with her right.

"You see, romantic."

"But Now I can't fight him fairly."

"Dude you have holy water I don't think fair is something you should be talking about." As soon as I said that the crowed backed away from him. "Well don't just stand there go get her." I added pointed to the red head that must of been Rias because she was standing next to the ass hole I shot.

Taking my advise he ran over to her and they started a conversion that I could not hear. The rest of my team made their way over to me.

"So wait now?" Plasma asked me.

"I guess we go back home no point in staying around here." I said as I started to walk out of the wedding hall. "You know I feel like I just ruined a major point in that kids life."

(bet you went expecting that outcome.)

As soon as we got back I went striate to bed. Not even bothering removing my clothes I just jumped on it and feel asleep. The next morning I decided to talk to Sid about my Vex eye.

"So it was running a test?" I asked after hearing Sid's run down of all the teleporting I was doing.

"Yes. Your eye was running one big test to see if It could teleport you without messing up, and only teleporting you arm or leg." Sid said as he scanned my left eye.

"So will it do it again?"

"Hard to say. It might if it need more data or if it wants to run more test."

"You know if we are in a different universe then how come the this eye still connoted to the Vex network?"

"We did get here by a Vex gate. It is possible that it is keeping a small part of that gate open to keep its connection." Sid theorized.

"Is their some way we can disrupted this gate. Maybe we could disconnect it from the Vex network and I could gain full control of it."

Sid stopped and looked vary seriously at me. "Did you turn into a Warlock when you went to sleep?"

"Come on I don't need to be a Warlock to think of something like that." I defended.

"Anyways it may try and run different kind of test like teleporting other things, building spires, or even summoning Vex."

"So what does that make me a Axis Mind or something." I asked standing up and walking over to my dresser.

"Hard to say. That eye is not a full Vex, more like just the operating system of one. Capable of carrying out tasks but not have thoughts of its own. If it did summon Vex I don't think they would attack you, unless specifically ordered too, cus they would see you as a Vex." (the cus is intentional if you guys have not noticed)

"Fantastic." I sighed, then I thought of something. "Hey Sid, do you remember the time you hacked into the Vex archives."

"My non-existent hair is still standing up from that little scheme you had." Sid said displeased.

"Come on you have to admit that that information help when we assaulted that Vex Axis Mind's base."

"That may be true but that feeling that I was a part of the Vex network was freaky man. That and Osiris took that time to talk to us out of the blue."

"Well I for one did not mind seeing Osiris again. Sure he was banished and all, but like all guardians he had the city's best interest in mind. " I defended my former fireteam member.

"Sure, his ghost is still an ass though."

"If she had one I bet you would want it." That earned me a pan to the face.

After that we conclude our talk and I went into the kitchen to grab some food. The rest of the gang came out of their rooms not to long after and we all shared a nice breakfast, after that we went about our day. Kaleigh and I went to work, Kuroka fucked off to wherever she fucked off to when she fucked off, Lucas and Plasma trained together, and Linda said she wanted to go scouting.

Well I had say that the quietness was nice change of pace. Now I could work out in peace. That lasted for about ten minutes before my peace was shot in the head.

"Hey Jonathan, Kuroka I need you to come over here." Our boss called.

I got off treadmill, and Kuroka stopped her yoga exercise. We both made our way off to the brake room to find out why our boss wanted to see us.

"What's up boss?" I asked him.

He did not look to happy. "I was informed not too long ago that my brother was in a car accident and was hospitalized. I need to head back to the states to help him recover. That means I need to sell the gym, and I am sorry to say that the new buy is going to be demolishing the place." He said sadly.

'Well looks like we're out of the job.' Sid said into my mind.

"I understand boss you need to look after your own." I said.

"I think it is good that you're going to look after you brother." Kuroka said with her smile.

He smiled. "Thanks for understand you guys." He said then slighted two checks to us. "Here is your pay and I took the library of doubling it."

I looked at the paper then pushed it back to him. "I can't take this boss, I think you should use the money to help out your brother."

Kuroka followed my example and pushed the check back too. "I agree we can handle ourselves."

He smiled. "Well I guess I can't stop you. Well let's see if you can't outwork me." He said standing up and heading back to the floor.

We spent the last hours of the day seeing who could workout the most. I came in first, boss in second, and Kuroka in third. After that we said our goodbyes and headed home. We had just entered the forest trail that lead to my home when I put my arm out to stop Kuroka.

"What?" she asked me looking around for the threat.

A few yards away from us was circle shadow in the middle of the trail. Suddenly it started rise and form a humanoid figure. My cross artifact was not glowing so that meant that what or whoever this was he/she was not demonic.

"Who are you?" I asked the shadow sternly.

"It's been a long time Slim I see your harem is coming along." The shadow said in a voice that was neither male nor female.

My eye narrowed when the shadow called me by my guardian name, but that was over shadowed by the following statement. "The hell do you mean harem! I am not making a Harem!" I protested.

'I don't know about that Slim.' Sid added.

"I am not!" I said out loud

"The Hunter, the Nekomata, and the Angel next to you." The shadow listed off.

I looked over to Kuroka. "Kuroka back me… up." I started but trailed off when I saw her looking away trying to hide her bush.

"W-well it's not wrong." Kuroka said trying to hold in a laugh.

"But-but my gentleman card." I said falling to my hands and knees.

"Let's not forget that dragon you beat too." The shadow added.

I shoot back up. "That is where you are wrong! I bet that dragon is plotting its revenge as we speak!"

*As they speak*

'We should burn him!' one voice said.

'No we should snatch him from his home and force him to become ours!' another shot back.

'Be gentle its my fist time.' Another voice said shyly as she fantasized about a certain someone.

'He tore off our wings!'

'With those big… strong… arms that can keep us warm during those cold and lonely nights.'

All the voices started to argue, their voices getting louder by the second.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Tiamat yelled out as she rolled around on the ground.

*Back with our heroes*

"You would be surprised." The shadow said. "But I am here to tell you that the goddess of the hunt is looking for you and your team I suggest you get ready for them." The shadow said disappearing back into the ground.

I looked at Kuroka. "I'm a womanizer now?"

Kuroka walked up me and gave me a hug. "No you are still a gentleman, who has a talent for getting girls to like him."

"You know if that one hunt goddess were here shed probably make some quip about me." I said barring my face in Kuroka's shoulder.

"If she did I would be more than happy to fu- I mean slap her on the spot." Kuroka said correcting herself mid sentence.

I pulled my head out of her shoulder. "Wait was that middle part."

"Nothing." She said pushing my face back into her shoulder.

Once we were done with our hugging episode we proceeded on to the house.

At the same time I had Sid try and find out who the hell that was. Whoever this person was they knew my guardian name so there they have been hanging around my hose, OR he/she was someone I knew from back when the city was still a large town.

Since my resurrection as a guardian I have been in five different fireteams. The first were all Titans, we were separated when the Speaker said we should mix our fireteams to include one of each class to make each fireteam more well rounded.

The second fireteam I was signed to was with Osiris and Cait, A Hunter that was… my fist love… but she disappeared during The Great Ahamkara Hunt. Osiris when on to lead the Vanguard for a time before he was banished.

The second was with a younger Hunter and Warlock, who had a problem with keeping their hands off one another. I swear every time I came to get them for a mission I found them making out. HELL even in missions the two would rather stair at each other's asses rather than shooting the damn enemy. I was moved from that one by the Vanguard.

The third fireteam I was made up of other Old Guard Guardians, and they were both male which was a nice change of pace. Man the mount of dirty jokes we made… well let's just say if Artemis hated me now she would be making it her life goal to kill me.

It was from their I was transferred the two spawns of the Darkness. One had a problem with shooting me in my ass and the other loved to cuddle… which would not be so bad if she did not tie me up when she felt like cuddling.

I guess getting transported here was not so bad now that I think about it. One I got away from the two masochists and I got to help a humanity that REALLY needed a guardian.

By the time I finished reliving the memories of my previous fireteams, we arrived back home. Everyone else was sitting around the living room. Linda was playing with her knife on the couch, Lucas was meditating, and Plasma was flipping thought the TV channels. After we ate dinner we all went off to bed.

The next morning I got and when to the kitchen, Sid and the other Ghost were down in the hanger working on something. I got some cereal and almond milk sat down and started to eat. After that I decided to go into town to walk the streets.

The streets were pretty clear most likely everyone was in school or at work. I came to a stop when some on called out to me.

"Hey guy in the black shirt!" A male voice called.

I turned to see a tall man, but not as tall as me, appearing to be in his twenties with an average build, black hair, golden bangs and black goatee. He was wearing a grayish robe.

Right away I could tell that this guy was not normal. Since my time her I haven been able to stop things that were… how to say not right.

This guy was defiantly not right.

"So what are you?" I asked turning to face him my hands still in my pocket but I had Sid put Last Word in my hand. To be honest I was getting a little tired of the consent action I was getting.

"What do you mean." He asked trying to act innocent.

"Don't BS me you not Human."

"And you are?" he asked dropping the innocent act and picking up more one akin to a scientist.

"More then you will even know or be, now that do you want."

"Well I guess I should intrados myself my name is Azazel Governor General of The Fallen Angels." The newly identified Azazel said. "And you are Jonathan Der Riese AKA Slim the Titan." He finished dragging out the n.

"So what do you want for the third time."

"Well I game to tell you that you have a few ninjas coming to capture you-"

"They can try." I said cutting him off.

"And that I can do something about them if you could to a tiny thing for me." He finished giving me a cheek to cheek smile.

I had to admit it did sound good to me. Ninjas meant stealth fighters and if there was one thing I did not like to fight it was stealth fighters. So I guess I could hear him out.

"Alright that did you have in mind?"

"I want you to kill hydra… or just get rid of it."

Most likely he was not talking about a Vex Hydra and more a mythical one meaning.

'Sid the fucks a normal hydra?' I asked my Ghost.

'The non Vex hydra is a dragon like creature with a lot of heads, got some deadly poison to them too.' Sid answered me.

"Why do you want me to kill a hydra?" I asked him letting go of Last Word and crossing my arms.

"Well you see one got out of the familiar forest and set up its nest in this world. Said nest so happens to be close to a Human town and if you know your hydras they tend to be vary territorial."

As soon as I hear that a Human town was in japery I knew that I was going to kill this thing. But information was still good so why not get it.

"Why do you want the hydra killed?"

"Contrary to popular beliefs there are some Fallen Angels who like Humans, hell I know a few that married a Human. I guess you can count me in the first group."

"I find it hard to believe that that you want this hydra dead because it might attack a Human town."

"If you don't want to then-"

"I did not say I did not want to. I have a feeling that there is something in that town that stopping you from taking care of the hydra yourself, or someone." I said cutting him off.

Azazel closed his eyes.

"…"

"…"

"Yes there is someone." Azazel finally admitted.

"Well?"

"His name is Vale and he is about to fight something he is not ready for."

All right you crazy people who , to some reviewers, can read this bad, burning, and painfully to story. I hope you guys liked it and I expect I will be getting more people pointing out my grammar but hey if you guys don't mind me working on Preserver's OP more then I got no problem with that jut let those hate comments flow in.

I guess I should stop I mean I did get good ones too. Well see you guys next time.

God bless and have a nice day.