''Hey readers'' I smile, I'm alone in my room with my computer in my arms. I'm wearing a red beanie, blue hoodie and purple converse so it's clear I'm leaving.
''We're going to the turtle's lair for todays chapter! I've been to the 2K3 turtle's lair but not the 2K12's... I'M SO EXCITED!'' I straighten my hat and walk through the colourful portal, I step out onto a cold concrete floor.
''Aw man'' I frown, ''My portal dumped me a whole pipe away from the lair.. at least I hope it's a pipe away'' I begin walking down the pipe mumbling about Mikey and his habit of misplacing important things. I stop when I hear voices that don't belong to the turtles.
''Come on you fools! they're down here somewhere I know it!'' It's the Shredder!
''Uh oh'' I breathe, I take a step back but my clumsy foot hits an old manky tin can. A rat shoots out from inside and runs past Shredder, I close my eyes and curse myself before stepping back more.
''Check round there'' Shredder commands and I can hear him and his foot coming my way.
''There isn't anywhere for a clumsy human to hide!'' I growl quietly, ''Dangit!''
''There! wait..'' I look up to see the Shredder and his army freeze, I put on a cheesy smile,
''Hi there'' I blush,
''What are you doing here?'' Shredder asks, ''i thought you lived in Scotland?''
''I do... I'm well... lost'' I giggle,
''YOU CAME FROM THE TURTLE'S PORTAL! THEY'LL BE HERE TO GET IT ANY MINUTE!'' Shredder cheered, ''Lead me to the portal''
''Ummm.. I can't'' I frown as I look around, ''I can't remember where it was''
''WHAT!?'' Shredder screamed, Two foot ninja grabbed my arms and dragged me through the sewers asking if certain tunnels looked familiar.
''THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!'' I yelp sadly, I'm so embarrassed! ''don't you have your own portal anyway? why would I tell you even if I knew?''
''It's cool.. we have the portal'' A familiar voice says, I look up while everyone else looks around them. I smile when I see my four friends.
''Well... this was fun'' I smile as I pull my arms away from the ninjas, they all turn to me in confusion, ''But I'd better go.. I've still gotta find my way outta these pipes'' I begin walking away but Shredder gets over his shock and grabs the hood of my hoodie.
''Not so fast! what makes you think we'll just let you go?'' Shredder asks angrily,
''Sorry Shreddy-poo, Got people to see and places to be'' I shrug and salute. there's a bunch of clanging and grunting, we look round and all the ninjas are unconscious on the floor.
Shredder releases me and leaves through the nearest manhole.
The turtles come up to me while dragging the portal.
''Sorry Ran'' Mikey blushes,
''it's ok, now let me see the lair!'' I grin excitedly. The turtles take me to the lair.
It's looks exactly like the one in the cartoon and it's warm! we sit on the steps that had been turned into cushioned seats.
''Ran..'' Leo begins, ''Why don't you type the way you speak?'' He asks,
''What do you mean?'' I ask,
''You act like you actually pronounce your T's'' Raph smirks, I shake my head.
''i don't know.. I grew up writing in proper english but.. never in scottish'' I shrug.
''Well you should'' Mikey laughs, ''It's not fair that the readers can understand ya but we can't!''
''HEY! THAT... THA' IS NO FAIR!'' I growl,
''There you go'' Don nods in approval,
''Urgh.. can we just start?'' I ask, they nod,
''ok first of all.. Iloveraphael wanted me to tell you that me and her are writing a story about you guys'' I smile, ''It's got me and her in it too and it's gonna be like random chatting but better cause it's an actual story with adventure AND I get to show that you guys are a pain in the ass when you visit'' I smirk.
''lillyboo18 wants us to sing "The Fox'' and dance to it.. if you guys want to know how we're dancing then look at the official music video because we're copying those moves.'' I nod to the guys, ''LET'S GO!''
We all get up, dance and sing,
''Dog goes woof,
Cat goes meow,
Bird goes tweet
and mouse goes squeak.
Cow goes moo,
The frog goes croak
and the elephant goes toot!
Ducks they quack
and fish go blub!
and the seal goes ow ow ow!
but there's one sound...
that no one knows...
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?''
''RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGARINGADING''
''RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGARINGADING''
''WHAT THE FOX SAY?''
''WOPPOPPOPOPPOPPOWPOPOW''
''WOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOWPOPOW!''
''WHAT THE FOX SAY!?''
''HATTEEHATTEEHATEEHOH
''HATTEEHATTEEHATHOH''
''WHAT THE FOX SAY!?''
''YUPYUPYUPYUPYUPADUPADUP''
''YUPYUPYUPYUPYUPADUPADUP''
''WHAT THE FOX SAY!?''
''Big blue eyes, pointy nose,
chasing mice and digging holes.
Tiny paws up the hill
suddenly you're standing still.
Your fur is red... so beautiful
like an angel in disguise.
But if you meet.. a friendly horse,
will you communicate by Mo-o-o-o-o-o-orse
Mo-o-o-o-orse, Mo-o-o-o-orse
how will you speak to that ho-o-o-o-o-orse
ho-o-o-orse, ho-o-o-o-o-orse.''
''WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?''
We stop and lie on the seats, it's too long to do!
''ok.. shaRkgirl the way you find good websites is by typing up; "watch TMNT 2012 online free" into google search'' I nod, ''That's how I do it''
''Why don't you just favourite your usual website?'' Mikey asks,
''They're not always reliable'' I shrug,
''next?'' Raph rushes me,
''Sika.. you dared my cat? I'm sorry but he's got a swollen paw at the moment and we've already done the song.. um... any suggestions?'' I turn to the turtles they shrug
''How about we eat pizza?'' Mikey asks,
''Yeah ok'' I smile, Mikey goes into the kitchen and brings out five plates of cheese pizzas.
''that'll do'' I nod, ''lildork2.. The Fox is a song by a Swedish dude I think.. I found it on youtube''
''It's so weird'' Don frowns, ''We already know what noise the fox makes'' We all nod along.
''ok guys, I'm going to write the other half of this chapter on my ipad instead. my computer is acting weird.. so this chapter is now in two parts! see you in a minute'' I wave the guys nod.