The turtles and I are sitting in my room watching the rain pour down the window, I have a huge jumper on.
''hey readers.. I'm cold'' I moan,
''Isn't there something you need to tell them?'' Donnie asks with a raised eye brow.
''Yeah'' I nod sadly, ''For the past week or so I've been having phone troubles, I tried to get a new phone which I ended up giving back because it was faulty and now my phone is a bit... well.. dodgy. I've been trying to keep my emails unopened so I can do random chatting dares but I lost them all.. so I've spent a while trying to scrape them all up again.. I think I have them all but if any have been missed out its because I lost it and I'm very sorry!''
''She's useless like that'' Raph shrugs.
''Shut up'' I smirk,
''Can we please just start? the sooner we start the sooner we finish'' Mikey frowns impatiently, ''I like it once we're done cause we just hang out''
''Yeah'' The others nod, I blush a little and smile.
''Ok we'll start'' I pick up my deadish phone and try to scroll through to find the dares. ''TurtlesForeva; i dare Rah to act like a dog for the next two chapters'' I look up to see Raph smirk and leap onto Leo and lick his face.
''RAPH!'' He yelps, i shake my head and smirk,
''Yu guys don't act very ninja-y do you?'' I laugh,
''it's our day off'' Mikey and Donnie shrug as they watch their two older brothers scramble about on the floor.
''RAPH DON'T LICK ME!'' Leo laughs,
''RUFF RUFF!'' Raph barks,
''Moving on.. If I wasn't watching this I'd say it sounded like something really wrong'' I mumble under my breath, ''lildork2... Raph can't really be nice to anyone cause he's being a dog.. so he's not really acting rude.. but Mikey and Donnie will sing 22 for you because i love Taylor Swift and I have her red album.. HIT IT GUYS!'' I put on the song and the two younger turtles begin by dancing.
''It feels like a perfect night,
to dress up like hipsters
and make fun of our exes.
it feels like a perfect night
for breakfast at midnight
to fall in love with strangers
ah, ah. ah, ah.
Yeah, we're happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time!
It's miserable and magical oh yeah.
Tonight's the night we forget about deadlines, it's time!''
''I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
everything will be alright if, you keep me next to you.
You don't know about me, but I'll bet you want to.
everything will be alright if, we just keep dancing like we're
22, 22''
''How was that?'' Mikey asks as Don turns off the radio.
''Good'' I clap, Leo claps as well while Raphie barks. ''ya know.. I never thought Raph would be so willing to do a dare'' I smile, Raph smirks at me before flying at Leo again.
I shake my head again, ''Fangirls will be thinking about T-cest right now.. I'm personally gonna move on, Iloveraphael dares Raph to slap fearless''
Raph barks and slaps Leo.
''Ow'' he frowns, Raph shrugs.
''um.. also.. leo, she thinks you're stupid for loving Karai.. she has reasons for why you two shouldn't date.. I'll just list them;
1. she tried to make leo steal a katana
2. She threw a knife at his head while he was fighting snakeweed
's shredder's daughter
4. She left you four to bring down the kraang while she took one to Shredder
5. She saved Shredder from drowning
6. She pushed Shredder out the way when you tried to shoot him
7. She pressed a button to create Justin then left you to it
8. She protected Shredder from Splinter.
9. She makes fun of Mikey for saying Booyakasha'' I nod.
''She protects Shredder because he's her father.. we'd do the same! plus we all make fun of Mikey for saying booyakasha'' Leo points out.
''I like Karai'' I smile, ''She's a great character! Oh and Leo she's gonna try and kill you in the next episode''
''She is?'' All the turtles stare at me in horror,
''Yeah.. she captures Leo and forces him to fight to the death.. as far as I know'' I shrug, ''I'm sure you'll be fine''
''ok..'' Leo frowns, Mikey and Donnie shuffle closer to him and Raph sits in front of him.
''I'm awesome and y'all know it... YES i HAVE SEEN THE EPISODE AND IT WAS AWESOME! MIKEY ALMOST DROWNED AND RAPH WAS ALL "I'm glad you didn't get flushed little brother" AND MIKEY'S A GENUIS AND DONNIE GOT HIS FACE GRABBED AGAIN AND METALHEAD WAS THE WORTHY NINJA!'' I pant tiredly ,''Ok.. I'm done''
''Dudette..'' Mikey stares at me, ''You like the fact that I almost drowned?''
''It was a cute moment'' I shrug, ''and your smile when you were pulled out of the water and your brothers had you.. it made my heart melt!'' I kiss Mikey on the cheek and hug him, ''IT WAS SO CUTE!'' Mikey blushes as I pull away and pick up my phone.
''heh heh'' Mikey chuckles,
''Demigoth C. emo; I dare Mikey to slap Splinter'' I frown, ''Sorry I can't put it on youtube''
''I HAVE TO WHAT!?'' Mikey yelps, horrified his brothers put their hands on his shoulder and pat it.
''Goodbye little brother'' They say sadly,
''Good luck Mikey'' I wave as he goes through the portal, we wait a minute and Mikey sprints out from the portal and hides under my bed. Splinter comes out looking extremely shocked.
''I hope that was a dare for Michelangelo's sake'' He growls,
''yeah it was'' I nod worriedly, ''It's not his fault'' I sidestep so I'm standing in front of the turtles and I put on a cheesy grin. ''Won't happen again!''
Splinter looks at me for a moment before leaving, I sigh in relief and turn to the guys,
''You're gonna have fun when you go home'' I frown,
''Can't wait'' They groan.
''Well... that's it for today guys, if I missed any out it's because of my phone! I'm really sorry and if you want the dare done then post it again.. thanks'' I wave, ''Guys?''
''Leave a review with a question, dare, visitor or anything else. Thanks for reading and we'll see you next Sunday!'' The guys wave.
''BYE!''