The turtles are standing about grinning at me and I'm on my bed wrapped up in blankets, scarfs and several pillow. I've made my own little nest and I look grumpy.
''Hey readers, It's autumn in Scotland and its been raining non-stop and just to add to it my heating has went off and a dude won't fix it until Friday'' I shiver, ''I'm freezing''
''It's not that cold'' Don smirked,
''says you! you four have been popping back and forth from the lair to warm up'' I growl, ''anyway the reason this is being posted up today instead of tomorrow is because I've got this huge test coming up and I'm hoping to spend tomorrow revising''
''You should be revising now'' Leo shakes his head and I just laugh,
''No'' I laugh and shake my head, ''Pffff like that'll ever happen''
''Can we just start this?'' Raph rubs his arms and the other turtles are starting to look a little cold too.
''ok'' I nod. ''14rosie14, yeah I've had a chat with April and I believe her exact words were; ''Fuck off and tell the turtles to stay the fuck out of my life!''... harsh..'' I frown, The turtles look a little upset.
''I get how she feels though'' I nod, the guys look at me. ''I mean.. falling out with your friends is no fun''
''What do ya mean?'' Mikey asks quietly,
''I've fallen out with two of my closest friends.. I fell out with my best girl friend because she went out with my ex after telling me best friends don't do that kinda thing and just now I've fallen out with this guys because he was being racist about the English and when I told him half my family were English he called me English scum and hasn't stopped making fun of my English side since'' I shrug, ''I regret falling out with them and I'm sure April will remember all the good times and will come back to you''
''Yeah right'' Raph growls, ''We mutated her dad''
''yeah that was hilarious'' I grin, ''I wonder why it was a bat of all things.. I mean.. the bats that flew past didn't touch him they just flew near him''
''What bats?'' Don asks curiously,
''oh yeah... I forgot you guys were too busy fighting butt canons that you weren't there'' I shake my head. ''So.. You guys are kicked off the show but the stuff that happens really did happen?''
''Some of it really did happen'' Don corrects.
''Oh'' I nod.. ''Moving on, lillyboo18.. I couldn't find your songs! and yeah Donnie's gonna sing them because I said so.. I'll try looking for them again'' I click on google chrome and search up one of the titles. ''Sorry I can't find it but I know it's a rock song so as penalty all four ninja turtles will sing we are one by 12 stones'' I grin, ''GO BOYS!''
The four brothers start nodding their heads to the tune then they sing together,
''We walk alone, the unknown
We live to win another victory
We are the young dying sons
We live to change the face of history''
At this point they're jumping around having a good time.
''Don't be afraid, it's the price we pay,
The only easy day was yesterday,
So hear our voice, we have a choice
time to face it!
We are one, we are one, we are one
We will stand together
Number one, number one
the chosen ones!
We are one, we are one
we will fight forever.
We are one
and we won't die young''
''We are the bold
united souls,
We live to win another victory,
Our sacred scars
show who we are.
They tell the storied of our memories!''
''Don't be afraid
it's the price we pay
The only easy day was yesterday.
So hear our voice we have a choice
Time to face it!''
''we are one, we are one, we are one!
We will stand together
Number one, number one
the chosen ones!
We are one, we are one
we will fight forever.
we are one
and we won't die young'' They stop and sit on the floor panting, I clap for them.
''That song is so perfect for you four'' I smile,
''Is it?'' Mikey asked curiously,
''yes, next is.. 14rosie14.. looks like we're going on the urban dictionary'' I smile.
I go onto it.
I look up Raph first.
''aww! the first definition is all about you.. it says you're the badass ninja turtle with an aggressive nature'' u giggle as I read more into it before bursting out laughing.
''I LOVE IT!'' I laugh, ''IT SAYS YOU'RE BAD ASS AND CHRISTMAS-Y BECAUSE YOU'RE RED AND GREEN!'' I laugh before searching up Leo
''Aww.. leo's a beautiful souls who would make the best boyfriend! leo has sex everyday..'' I look u at the blushing turtle and his brothers are snickering at him,
''Donnie's next'' I smile, I bite my lip and giggle a little, ''D-Donnie is hot but.. it can be a word for getting stoned and he's usually the lover of a hot blonde chick'' I giggle, ''I'm moving on.. Donnie ones are really disturbing''
''I'm next?'' Mikey asks, ''then you?''
''yep'' I nod, ''Mikey's perfect in every way.. he's the most amazing thing to ever happen to you..'' I grin at Mikey who winks at me, ''Basically the person everyone wants to be''
''Really?'' Mikey asks confused, ''I don't think many people want to be a ninja''
''yeah and I know someone else called Mikey and I really don't like him... he's a douche'' I shake my head, ''ok so I'll do both my names, internet and real.. we'll start with Katy''
''Cute ass girl with a smile that brightens up the room, Every guy wants her and every girl hates on her'' I blush a little, ''used to describe the classy girl next door type, mixed in with a little bit of country and a little bit of badass.'' I giggle nervously, ''describes one who likes to sit back drink beer and have a good time, but will knock your ass out if provoked... this is so embarrassing'' I shake my head, ''We're doing Ran now'' I quickly read the other definitions of Katy and one of my hands are over my mouth, ''This is the scariest shit ever! It knows the colour of my eyes, hair.. It knows I love animals... ''
''Just look up Ran'' Leo smirks, I do as he says,
''It doesn't really say anything about that name.. it's actually kinda racist if you put . between each letter'' I shiver, ''Lets just move on''
''can I read one?'' Mikey asks as he points at my phone,
''go ahead'' I nod,
''ok'' Mikey clears his throat, ''Iloveraphael; I dare Mikey to take Ran a date. I dare raph ta...Steal splinters stick, I dare fearless to go in a dark closet and stay in there for 3 hours with spiders since he's fearless and he's not scared of anything that's my test for him it's a test of being a leader I'll be fun trust me! plus your cute in 2007 Leo and raph is hot as da night watcher I am a big fan of Leonardo and Raphael that's all I'm I dare ya ta make a watch ta make ya guys into humans. Ran kiss leo and Raph for me please''
I kiss the two eldest turtles and they smile, i then push leo into a dark cupboard. Raph goes to steal Splinter's stick Donnie grins as he thinks about the watches.
''You know... I like that watch idea.. hey can you make one of 'em and can I then write a story about your adventures as humans?'' Donnie doesn't answer, his eyes are glazed over.
''So Ran'' Mikey coughs, ''Um.. so.. um.. we're gonna go on another date?''
''If you want to'' I smile, ''Not sure whether or not to write about this one though.. it depends how it goes'' I blush a little and Mikey chuckles.
''I-If this goes right.. then.. maybe you and i could... um.. be.. you know'' Mikey stutters as he rubs the back of his neck.
''If it goes well maybe'' I giggle.
Rah comes back with a smirk on his face, it quickly disappears when he sees me and Mikey looking into each others eyes.
''eh..''he frowns we just smile at him as he dumps the staff on my bed.
''well done Raphie'' Mikey claps,
We wait for three hours and watch Donnie write down all the plans for the watches.
I go to the closet and let leo out, he's covered in dust and looks really tired.
''That was so boring'' Leo yawned, ''I'm glad there's no poisonous spiders around here''
Raph squeaks when he sees the spider on leo's shell.
''What?'' Leo asks, he's actually covered in them.
I back away and jump onto the bed so I don't squish any of them, raph's really pale.
''You're covered in spiders dude'' Mikey smirks, Donnie looks up from his work and laughs,
''Oh'' leo smiles as he brushes a few of them off. ''Mike can you get the ones on my shell''
''Sure thing bro'' Mikey giggles, he brushes them onto his hand and throws them at raph who squeals and runs away and all the spider fly onto me. I'm not scared of spiders normally but if a whole bunch of huge ones are crawling on you.. you tend to be a little disturbed.
''EW!'' I squeak, ''GET EM OFF ME!''
''I THOUGHT YOU LIKED SPIDERS!'' Mikey yelps,
''I DON'T LIKE THEM WHEN THEY'RE GOING DOWN MY TOP!'' I screech angrily, I rush around the room trying to get all the spiders off. raph screams a little as i chase him,
''RAPH STOP BEING A COWARD AND GET 'EM OFF!'' I yell, all the spiders fall off and out of my top. I freeze and relax when i see them crawling away. ''phew.. thanks for the helpguys'' I growl sarcastically.
''my bad'' Mikey gulps.
''Talking taco; Who's your favourite villain from TMNT 2012'' I laugh, ''Shredder of course! He's the ultimate evil villain!''
''It's weird that you like him so much'' Donnie comments, Mikey and Raph are still pale but for different reasons and leo is trying to calm them down.
''Urgh'' I growl, ''Mikey I'm sorry i yelled''
''So.. you're not mad at me?'' Mikey asks worriedly,
''I'm not mad'' I smile ''and our date is still on''
Mikey smiles and hugs me,
''raph.. the spiders are gone'' Leo frowns, but Raph doesn't respond. I decide to move on.
''Listen guys'' I frown, ''I wanna know why some of you ask me to read your stories, are you wanting me to recommend it to others or something? I don't understand''
''can we go home now?'' Leo asks bored, ''We need to get Raph some pizza so he'll get out of this funk''
''Ok, see ya'' I grin. ''Bye readers! You know what to do!''
''BYE!''