The turtles and I are sitting in the lair, we're all leaning against a wall.

''hey readers! I don't know what day you're reading this but it's Saturday! and Saturday means new TMNT episode! I haven't seen it yet and I probably won't until like.. midnight tonight'' I shake my head with a smile, ''But if i could do it last night then I can do it tonight! yes guys I was up until midnight last night because I was watching BBC's Children in need'' I laugh a little, ''It was great''

''Children in need's a charity right?'' Leo asks, ''we don't get BBC though Americans can if they want.. I think''

''maybe one of the readers can confirm that for us'' I shrug. ''But yeah.. charity is fun''

''What's the first dare?'' Mikey asks as he tried to take my phone.

''IT MIGHT NOT BE A DARE!'' I yelp as Mikey grabs my phone, ''Give it back!''

''NO!'' Mikey laughs, I growl and trip him up then grab my phone and jump onto my bed.

''Lets start'' I nod, ''14rosie14, we've read that story and it really was hilarious! I loved it'' i giggle, ''oh and please don't put anyone in a punching bag.. it stains the floor''

''huh?'' Mikey backs away from Raph and he rolls his eyes.

''Sika; I dare Raph and leo to have a contest to see who can eat the most red chillies'' I smirk at the other two.

''Fine but Mikey isn't allowed to touch them'' Leo warns, Raph and Donnie nod.

''Why not?'' I ask,

''he can't stop after having one and ends up really sick'' Donnie explains as he places the chillies on the table.

''go!'' I grin,

Raph takes a chilly and throws it in his mouth and chews it before swallowing, He winces a little.

Leo grabs his first chilly and eats it with out much pain. Mikey and Donnie have a huge water bottle each for when the brothers are done.

Raph eat another and so does Leo.

It's goes on until they have both eaten nine each. Both have only one left.

Raph and Leo are bright red, sweaty and have tears in their eyes.

They both reach for their last chillies.

They both eat them.

''YAY! YOU'RE BOTH WINNERS!'' I grin, leo and Raph push me out the way before tackling the two younger turtles for the water.

I sit up and watch them chug down the cold water, Donnie helps Mikey up and they both join me against the wall.

''ah.. that's better'' leo sighs and Raph nods happily.

''great.. that was fun'' i smile,

''That sucked'' Mikey booed but Don hit him over the head.

''Tritri.. um..'' i shuffle, feeling uncomfortable, ''i don't really want this dare to be used''

''Every dare has to be done'' leo shrugged, ''otherwise it's not fair''

''urgh.. fine but you're not gonna like this'' I frown and whisper the dare to Raph, (the dare is for Raph to hurt Mikey very badly emotionally then for Raph to make him feel better)

''Mike'' Raph glared at his baby brother who looked at him in confusion. ''YOU ARE A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT! YOU'RE USELESS AND WE ALL HATE YOU! RAN ESPECIALLY!''

''HEY!'' I growl, Don and Leo stare with their mouths wide open.

''WE ALL WISH YOU'D DIE! EVERY TIME WE FIGHT WE WANT THE FOOT TA KILL YA BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS AND IT PISSES US OFF!''

''R-Raphie'' Mikey says in a small sad voice, I can see the pain in Raph's eyes but he carried on.

''I FUCKING HATE YOU MIKEY! YOU'RE THE WORST NINJA AND THE WORST BROTHER EVER!'' Raph yells as I show Leo and Don the dare they shake their heads angrily.

''THAT'S ENOUGH!'' I scream as Mikey starts to cry. Raph can't take it anymore, tears fall from his eyes and he pulls Mikey close to him.

''I'm sorry Mikey! I was dared to do that! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! It's not true! You're the best little brother and none of us want you to die! Ran doesn't hate you either!'' Raph rambles as Mikey cries, ''You're a great ninja and you're not useless!''

Leo and Don join in on the hug.

''None of us hate you Mikey, we love you'' Leo says quietly.

''It was a dare, we have proof'' Don explains,

''I-It's ok.. I b-believe you'' Mikey sniffs as he calms himself down.

''I'm sorry'' Raph sniffles.

''It's ok Raphie'' Mikey breathed as he hugged his brother.

''AWW!'' I grin as I clasp my hands together, ''YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!''

''Lillyboo 18; listen to Hey brother by Avicii'' I smile, ''ok, we'll listen to it but I'm not posting up the lyrics because i want to encourage you guys to look it up yourselves and if you listen to it before you review then please let me know what your opinion on it is'' I nod.

''It's a good song'' Raph smiles once the song is over.

''It really is'' I smile, ''It's great that it's about how important family is! It's cute and it's perfect for you four''

''Shut up'' the turtles blush. I giggle.

''Part two is.. RANDOM DANCE PARTY!'' I squeal, (I'll let you guys imagine what music is playing)

Mikey and I do the dance that Leo and Raph did in the last part of the Booyakashowdown episode,

Donnie does a really fast and mad robot, Raph does his epic breakdancing and Leo does his shuffle he did in booyakashowdown.

''THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME!'' Mikey cheers,

''WICKED!'' leo and Donnie wink,

''AWWW YEAH!'' Raph smirks and I just laugh.

It lasts for a few minutes and we sit on the floor panting and laughing.

''That was so fun'' I giggle.

''Dude..'' Mikey sighs, ''I could totally chow down on some pizza now''

''yeah'' Leo nods, I shake my head with a smile.

''Maybe later guys'' Don shrugs.

''Fine but you're getting it'' Raph smirks, Donnie sighs sadly.

''odd.D Yuma. T lover; read my story "save me" and leave a review'' I frown, ''I still don't see why you guys want me to read your storys, no matter how good they are I'm not gonna recommend them unless someone asks me to recommend a good story'' I say. ''I'm not a way of advertising your stories ok? This goes for everybody.. I don't wanna be used so you can get reviews and views... I don't mind reading it but please don't ask me to post it up all over my fic''

''I think you're taking this a little too seriously'' Leo frowns,

''I probably am but I don't like feeling used'' I shrug, ''I'll read it later''

''We'll read it too'' Mikey smiles.

''ok.. next up.. I'm awesome and y'all know it; I dare Leonardo to watch Leonardo's tragedy and for all Donnies to sing 'One day' by Charice'' I nod as 2K3, 2K7 and 1987 Donatellos run in and join Donnie. ''We've watched leonardos tragedy and he just said that it wouldn't ever happen'' I shrug.

we all watch as the Dons smile at each other and begin to sing,

''One day, One day, One day,

they're not gonna keep me down,

they're not gonna shut me out!

They're gonna do what they do

I'll do me!''

''I'm moving against the crowd

I'm drowning out the doubt.

They're gonna do what they do

I'll do something original!

Be unforgettable!

They're gonna know my name!''

''One day!

I'll make you a believer!

One day!

i got this

all i need is

One day!

Don't try to tell me I can't!

Right now,

I'm writing the future

Watch out

I won't stop, I'm a mover!''

''Ok.. ok..'' I laugh as 1987 Donnie comes up and hugs me. ''You can stop now, bye Donnie''

Our Don sits down with his brothers while the 2K3 and 2K7 Don left with out a complaint and my Raph picks up 1987 Don and chucks him through the portal.

''nice'' I smirk, Raph just shrugs.

''Demigoth C. Emo; Leo how did you feel when you found out Karai was Miwa?'' I ask.

''I'm still getting used to it'' leo shrugs, ''it's kinda weird though.. how could she be so evil when she's Splinter's daughter''

''There there bro'' Mikey pats leo on the shell, ''Looks like you and Donnie aren't gonna get any girlfriends''

''Raph's gonna get two boyfriends though'' Don smirks, they all laugh except Raph.

''Shut up'' He frowns.

''Moving on'' I gulp, ''Talking taco..'' i whisper the dare to Donnie who walks out of the room.

''What was the dare?'' leo asks curiously,

''We'll find out soon enough'' I smirk.

We talk for a little while before deciding to move onto the last dare.

''Leo and Raph's fangirl.. um..'' I frown, ''Poor Raph''

''What do ya mean?'' Raph asks, suddenly Donnie appears behind him with a bucket of cockroaches and pours them over his head. Raph screeches and runs around, I push him into a cupboard with the roaches.

''WHAT THE HELL! LET ME OUTTA HERE!'' Raph bellows.

''nah'' I shake my head, ''Well.. that's all the dares you guys know what to do! Dares, questions, truth, visitors so on so forth'' I nod.

''BYE!'' We wave as Raph busts the door down and runs at me. i run away.

''BYE READERS! BYE TURTLES!'' i call as I jump through my portal and slam my wardrobe closed. Raph doesn't come through.

I smile and sigh in relief.