I'm sitting on my bed with the four turtles smiling at you all.

''Hey readers! We're back!'' I smile, ''My weeks been pretty boring but the weather outside is super weird! It's sort of raining but snowing at the same time and it's really heavy! The wind makes it look like it's all one huge white sheet!''

Me and the guys look out the window and frown.

''Gross'' Raph grumbles. ''I hate cold weather''

''It's Scotland Raph'' Leo looks at him, ''What do you expect?''

''Anywho'' I interrupt, ''Let's start shall we?''

They all nod.

''ok.. Unicorn- vomit… Yes I love Dan and Phil and have done for a very long time! They are my ultimate favourite youtubers! They've actually inspired me to want to become a vlogger myself but I've always been too shy to try, more recently I've been tempted but I'm just not sure'' I sigh and the turtles shake their heads.

''Shut up Ran and just read the dare'' Raph smirks, Donnie nudges him and sends him a look.

''She dares us to watch one of their videos which has both of them in it'' I smile. ''WE'RE GONNA WATCH 'A DAY IN THE LIFE OF DAN AND PHIL IN LONDON'!''

We settle down and I press play.

''They're dorks huh?'' Raph frowns.

''Cute adorable dorks actually'' I correct him. Mikey frowns.

''But dudette'' Mikey pouts, ''They're way older than you!''

''I like the look of London'' Donnie stares with wide eyes at the screen. ''I wanna go there''

''I've been twice'' I smile. ''It's super busy all the time and the tube can be pretty scary. A guy leaned into me and growled in my ear while I was about to get off''

The guys blink in shock.

''What did you do?'' Leo asked in concern.

''I hid behind my dad until we got off'' I shrug. We look back at the screen as the video finishes.

''Youtubers are cool'' Leo smiles and Donnie nods.

''They are not'' Raph raises an eyeridge, ''they're just dorks who can't get a real job''

I growl and punch Raph in the side, he glares back at me.

''You did not just do that'' He warns.

''I did'' I hiss. ''You were being mean for no reason!''

''I'm seriously gonna kill you'' He growls back,

''I'll kill you off in a story first!'' I snap. Mikey places himself between us.

''Raph you're not killing my girl! And Ran'' He faces me with a desperate expression. ''It's bad enough that Leo and Raph fight. We don't want you doing that too''

''Sorry'' I mumble.

''Raph'' Donnie looks at his immediate older brother. ''Aren't you going to apologise?''

Raph looks like he's abut to say no but he looks into Donnie's face and sighs.

''Ok… sorry'' He bows his head slightly. I pick up my phone.

''Bluestar-TMNT-Warriors'' I frown as I read the text. ''Ok… we're to read Behind the Darkness comics from DeviantArt.'' I freeze. ''That sounds familiar''

The others look worried at my scared expression.

I quickly look it up and grimace.

''Yup… I've read this before.'' I look at the brothers as they stare at the front cover.

''That's Mikey'' Raph says dumbly ''Covered in blood and surrounded by darkness''

''Yup'' I nod, they all look uncomfortable. ''If it really bothers you this much you don't have to read it cause I've already read it and it'll be boring for me to wait for you guys to finish''

They nod.

''We're not gonna read it' They shudder.

''We're sorry'' Donnie blushes. ''Sometimes these things just hit too close to home y'know? We know that it's not actually Mikey but… just imagine seeing or reading something about someone you love. That's why Raph and Leo get angry when we're killed off or hurt in your fanfictions''

I frown.

''Y'know… I never thought about it that way'' I nod. ''Ah well. I'm still gonna torture you guys in my stories''

They all groan and send me dirty looks.

''Moving on'' I smile awkwardly. ''MyNameDontMatter… oh my god! 14rosie14! Hi! You got an account, that's great!''

The guys smirk at me.

''We remember her'' Mikey nods. I smile back.

''ok so she wants to know what you guys thought of your movie and the turtles in the movie'' I smile. ''I personally loved it! I watched it every night for a week when it came out on DVD!''

''That's kinda sad'' Raph grimaces. I shrug in response.

''WE WERE SO COOL AND BIG'' Mikey grins and leaps up onto his feet and starts jumping around on the bed. ''I WAS SO AWESOME! EVERYTHING WAS SO COOL!''

''I actually liked the way they made me… in the 2K7 movie I wasn't really that well done but in this new one I actually acted like me!'' Donnie enthuses. ''They actually gave me lines and scenes''

I smirk.

''I didn't like the new Leo'' Leo frowned. ''He didn't really act like a leader, he was pretty useless.''

''You are useless'' Raph smirked, I frown.

''Raph'' I warn. ''That's mean. Stop it''

He crosses his arms and smirks at Leo.

''He's just jealous coz the movie featured me more than any of them'' Raph grinned. ''And I was badass''

''I liked your last words'' I smile gently. ''The first Raph to actually openly admit he loved his brothers in such an emotional way''

Raph suddenly went bright red. Mikey leapt onto him and hugged him.

''We wuv voo too Waphie'' Mikey says childishly. Raph shrugs him off and turns even redder.

''I just want to clear up that I don't lick the icing off poptarts and put them back'' Donnie grins sheepishly. ''Well… at least not all the time''

I laugh and hug him.

''next up is Sky the lucario'' I smile. ''Mikey. Will you ever demutate Icecream kitty?''

''Yeah once Donnie's made the retro-mutagen'' Mikey nodded. ''I don't want her to melt. Besides if she's a normal cat we can hang out more''

I grin and nod in response.

''CASEY!'' I shriek causing the turtles to jump.

Casey Jones walks in casually.

''…'sup?'' He grins at me. ''Who are you?''

''I'm Ran'' I smile evilly. ''Guys. I believe you want to talk to Casey''

I stand next to Donnie as his three brothers step towards their friend.

''You've been threatening our bro'' Raph growled. ''Now yer gonna pay''

Leo and Mikey nodded.

Casey gulps and starts running. I trip him up and the turtles leap onto him and start beating him up.

''No hard feelings right Case?'' Donnie calls, Casey gives him a thumbs up while trying to defend himself.

''ok then'' I smile. ''That's all for today''

''Please review leaving a question, dare, visitor or whatever!'' Donnie and I nod.

''BYE!''