Randy perusing some buttons at a stand in Delfino Plaza, "Previously on Survivor…"
"Just wait a minute!" Amy is shown stepping forward at the challenge.
"When Amy shocked everyone and used her advantage to send her own tribe to a double tribal, the heat was on the boys at Mushroom," shot of Shadow pontificating to Knuckles emoly in the jungle.
"On Nights, a big reward turned into a big mess at the Chao Kindergarten," Big is seen extremely aroused by the chaos. "While Wario made a shocking discovery on Ring," Wario's mouth agape at Maria sucking her daddy's dick.
"It seemed the reign of Amy and her girls alliance would continue," a dirty-looking Cream getting hit by a fly at camp while she talks to Amy, "but at Tribal Council, only one of the boys went," Shadow's torch getting snuffed, "before there was dissention in the ranks." Cream is shown walking away from Tribal as loud grunts are heard. Knuckles exhaling deeply.
"EIGHTEEN ARE LEFT…" Randy walking away from the angry-looking Pinata button monger, "who will be voted out tonight?"
Mushroom Tribe
Night 5
Low diarrhetic ethnic moans and shimmery chimes are heard as the four Mushroom tribe members re-enter camp. Blue Noki seen struggling to make a fire as Amy sits in the shelter looking shook as hell.
"For a second I thought I was done for, when i didn't pull out this guy," Knuckles whipping out his idol and his dick as emotional music plays. "But… something told me not to play it. And I guess, some way, I wasn't a fool to trust T and B-N," camera shows Toadette and Blue Noki crouched low to the ground whispering as they weave palm fronds.
Noki crouching low and whispering next to the well, "Power is ours now. That jezebel Amy Rose thought she was the queen chicken around here." She laughs. "Now it is me and Toadette who will decide."
A wave is shown crashing onto the beach, leaving a Cheep Cheep flopping around gasping for breath on the sand. Cut to Amy sitting alone by the dying fire.
"So I was blindsided last night, and I made it through but I'm down my right hand girl," Amy Rose clutching her PIko Piko Hammer tightly, "I can only hope that we start winning some challenges or my goose is COOKED…" The soundtrack plays a dubious drum beat. "I have to do something."
The very decimated Mushroom four lounging in their shelter that they built into one of the Mystic Ruins, "Oh boy, I am so tired!" Noki hides in her shell to rest.
"Toadette, can I talk with you?" Knuckles flies down to the shore, Toadette and her stubby legs have a hard time catching up to him.
"I wasn't sure what Knuckles wanted from me, but his smooth red skin just glistened in the moonlight," Toadette swooning on a log.
"Thanks for not voting me out. You didn't have to do that." Knuckles urbanly smiles at her.
"Lol XD, it was no big d-" Toadette surprised by Knuckles echidna tongue going down her throat. They proceed to bang in the ocean.
Ethnic men scream as koopas scatter across the sand.
Ring Tribe
Day 6
Upbeat, victorious music plays as a helicopter shot shows the Emerald Coast killer whale brutally chomping through a group of Bloopers.
D.K. looking sickly as Daisy stretches her gooch out like Rosalina taught.
"I don't like how Peach is playing this, but I think it might be time to game up," Daisy defensively voice-overing as DK is shown glancing at Daisy's oopsy, before the camera shows Bowser slapping Peach's ass at camp to a gong sound effect.
A hero flying chao shown fluttering from one branch to another. Wario spreading out his fat legs in the shelter as DK chews on some sugar cane nearby. He mutters to DK,"So, we thinking lose this one?" is shown in subtitles.
D.K. tossing a coconut back and forth like a basketball. "So the idea Wario and I had was to bomb a challenge so that we could take a shot at the princess…" shot of Peach and Daisy chewing rice. "We've both been fulling like something unholy going on between she and big Bowser. But for real, though, I just haven't been 100% these last few days, and I don't know how much I can put into the challenge," D.K. rubbing the back of his muscled monkey neck.
Eggman returns from fishing in the ocean, "Hoy! I feel like shit! Maria! Bring me some water." Maria Robotnik donning her sun hat smiles warmly to her AIDS ridden father.
"This isn't going well, I knew I shouldn't have let D.K. touch my oopsy." Maria sighs defeatedly as emotional piano music starts to play. "What nobody out here knows is, I have been a survivor of HIV/AIDS since I was 7 years old. I've almost died four times, but I tell nobody what's happened to me. I need to stay strong," Maria digging her toes into the sand. "But I've been living a lie and now I need to talk to my father."
"Let's get you to the water hole." Maria helps Eggman as he hobbles through camp earning a glare from fat Wario.
Peach making a face at Daisy as the Robotniks pass by, muttering "Why is everyone suddenly so sick?" Daisy shaking her head in bewilderment.
Daisy wide-eyed, "He looked like he was about to DIE. Between him and D.K., we might just die out before we even have to vote!"
"I can't believe the doctor would bang his own daughter. That's sick!" Wario morally grandstands as he takes a dump in the forest. "The only reason I'm keeping it on the low is because we need them to have five, that's the majority, see."
Cut back to Maria and Dr. Eggman at the waterfall, Maria sobbing into her father's crotch, "I've made a terrible mistake. Daddy, D.K. raped me. What should we do?"
Dr. Eggman gasps in shock, "We have to keep the peace, the boys think we're with them."
"Maria can't start screaming rape now! It would foil everything!" Eggman wiping his sweaty egg head.
A tribe of shy guys roasting a goomba family over a fire is shown transitionally.
Nights Tribe
Day 6
The camera aerially zooming in and out of the waves crashing against the Ruins shore.
"A sinner walks among us, and I will not rest until his torch goes out," Tikal viciously arranging some rocks to some crashing drum beats, a shot of Big tending the fire is shown.
"Oh boy, the fire is low, Mr. Sonic, do you know if there's any firewood around?" Big and his fat stomach sway around in search of something to burn.
Sonic too busy licking Tails' anus in the shelter says, "Nah."
Predatorily eyeing up one of the chaos, "I know what I can use." The cameraman cuts away as Big tosses a chao into the fire.
"I know this turf, and I have tricks up my sleeve to survive," Big leaning his fat body against a tree.
Luigi awkwardly gulping, "When one of the chaos are hurt, Tikal rushes in like a mother." Luigi wipes his mustache, "She scares me."
Tikal and Birdo return from the water well, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Tikal quickly dumps her canteen on Acid the chao.
"Ever since we got back from the Kindergarten, everything's been real weird around here!" Tails explains in the middle of the camp.
"I can't stand to be around camp with HIM." Tikal dramatically throwing a portion of the tribe's rice onto the ground, "I won't eat until he is out of the game! I would die for my chaos." Rouge bugging her eyes out from inside the shelter like Tikal is cray.
Rouge is shown dipping into the woods away from the messy scene at tribal. "So here's the story so far, I think the spotlight is off of me entirely," she's shown meeting up with Sonic in the woods who is taking a leak. They talk in hushed tones. "Everybody is sick of this feud between Big and Tikal… Big is too retarded to make amends and Tikal is inconsolable. I'm positive one of them goes next. I just gotta figure out who."
"I have no time for this whining around camp," Sonic's leg shaking in sexual frustration. "I'd never let a girl make that much noise," a clearly highly edited soundbite playing over Tikal gesticulating dramatically to an overwhelmed-looking Luigi.
Tails and Birdo are seen walking through the jungle to get the tree-mail, Tails returns to zer from a poopy break with a hand on his butt, wincing in pain.
"Why do you let him do that to you, child?" Birdo putting an arm around Tails' shaking body maternally.
"Coming where I come from, I know EXACTLY how Tails feels right now," Birdo on the verge of tears looking very triggered at the situation. "I pray he gets away before that sonic dick tears his toosie apart!"
"It's o-kay! Birdo. Let's just read the tree mail."
Rub a dub dub,
Thanks for the grub,
Yay God!
"Huh?" Birdo honks incoherently.
A paratroopa glides away as the music suddenly changes tempo.
Immunity Challenge
Day 6
"Come on in guys!" Randy screams as Nights and Ring file onto their mats. "Nights and Ring, get your first new look at the new Mushroom tribe, Shadow… AND Cream voted out last night," wide shot shows how tiny tit the Mushroom tribe looks next to the other two.
Randy is standing next to a large covered table, "Alright, today's challenge is the EATING CHALLENGE!" Randy booms, as Peach looks perturbed. "There will be four heats, you will have thirty seconds to clean your plate. If you do, you score a point for your tribe," plates of food are shown being devoured by Toad interns.
"The tribe with the most points wins immunity and a day trip to TWINKLE PARK, the other two tribes going to tribal council. That's right, TWO." Peach is shown gasping as Knuckles pounds his fists together to pump himself up. "And the seventh and eighth person will be voted out of the game."
Close up of Rouge and her nipples gasping.
"Amy, do you regret blowing your advantage load too soon?" Laughing at her, Randy asks like a dick.
She pouts, "Yeah," Noki gives the camera a gratuitous eye-roll.
"Ring, Nights, each tribe needs to sit out three people, Wario and Tails you sat out last challenge and can not sit out in back to back challenges."
Camera closes in on Nights, "I know they'll make us eat chaos, I have to sit out." Tikal clasps her hands together.
"Luigi and I will sit out, we're not feeling our best today," Big rubs at his large areolas.
Cut to Ring, Maria frowns at her tribe, "Guys, I honestly have some bad poop cramps today, I don't think I should eat."
D.K. and the Doctor, both still looking deathly ill raise their hands to sit out.
"Okay, we got Tikal, Luigi, Big, D.K., Eggman, and Maria sitting out," Randy gestures to the bench. "Everyone send up your first players, Bowser, Blue Noki, and Tails."
"First dish is...Koopa placenta!" Randy reveals the messy red plates. Bowser barfs up some fire in disgust.
"Survivors ready… go!" Blue Noki shown immediately stuffing her tiny mouth full. Bowser quickly forces down the placenta as Tails cringes at the smell, struggling to take his second bite.
"Come on Tails! You're too slow!" Sonic bellows from behind.
Bowser licks his plate clean demonstrating impressive tongue skills and shows his tongue to Randy, "Bowser gets the point for Ring and five… four… three…"
Toadette whooping as Noki finishes the last of the placenta just in time, and sticks her tongue out to Randy haughtily as Tails gags up his bite.
"Noki gets the point for Mushroom! Nights trails with nothing. Next players up…" Tails mopes back dejectedly.
Sonic scolds Tails, "You're only eating cummies tonight Tails! You need to learn how to swallow." He rapidly wags his finger at Tails.
Randy clears his throat. "We got Amy Rose, Birdo, and Peach going next. Three lovely ladies," Randy purrs at them. Birdo blushes. "And your dish is… a PINECONE!"
"I'm so glad that I practiced eating weird things back home." Birdo feeling smug about knowing the predictably of reality tv show challenges.
"Survivors ready… GO!" Randy throws a hand up, Birdo immediately covers her plate with her snout and inhales the pinecone with vacuum suction.
"Ayy what that mouth do, Birdo gets the point for Nights in less than a second!" Randy announces as Birdo does a little curtsy and Luigi throws his fists up in celebration in the background.
Camera shows a close-up of Amy struggling to shove individual pieces of the pinecone in her mouth, "Owww," she whines as her tribe can be heard screaming at her to continue behind her.
"There was a lot of pressure on me, but luckily I thrive under pressure," Amy winks at the cameraman revealing a submissive side.
Sudden cut to a close-up of Peach, who is frowning at the pinecone and not really trying. She turns around to her tribe and shrugs.
"Aaaand Amy gets the point for Mushroom!" Randy shouts as Amy is shown sticking out her tongue. "Peach, you're out of time, no point for Rings," Randy points at a pouting Peach. "Mushroom leads 2-1-1."
Camera swirls and ethnic bellows signifying transition, "Next up we got Sonic, Daisy, and Knuckles, and your dish is…" he whips off the next sheet. "A red chaos drive! Survivors ready… GO!"
All three castaways confused at how to consume this definitely inorganic object, Daisy licks it lukewarmly before shoving the whole thing down her throat.
"I've had to know how to dry-swallow from a young age," Daisy bragging while brandishing her pill bottle.
Knuckles meanwhile, just starts biting into the glass, not getting hurt as he swallows the chaos drive.
"I am a power-type, just like the red chaos drive, so I could absorb it easily," Knuckles explaining the process like teaching a pre-teen how to smoke weed.
Sonic nervously looking back and forth at Knuckles and Daisy, clueless.
"As a footwear model, I can't risk breaking my teeth on this thing," Sonic whining. "Sure, this is a million dollars, but that's my career!"
"Daisy and Knuckles get the point, Sonic fails," Randy announces. Sonic throws the chaos drive onto the ground in rage, shattering it. "Mushroom still leads with three, Ring at two, Nights trailing with just one," camera cuts to Tikal praying on the sit-out bench.
"Okay, final round. Toadette, Wario, and Rouge, you're up," Randy calls out.
As the music intensifies, Rouge shown stankly putting a hand on a hip. "Hey mister. If two tribes are losing, isn't my tribe gonna lose no matter what? What gives?"
Randy doing some quick frantic counting on his fingers. "That may be true, but you may change your mind when you see the dish is…" he dramatically pulls the final sheet, "a whole live CHAO."
Gasps from many of the cast, Tikal's mouth drops open in disgust before she is ushered away by production bodyguards.
"I wanted to quit this competition right here," Tikal livid at production. "You're lucky Nights has a path for me."
Rouge's mouth is agape and watering, she begins devouring the screaming child before Randy even says go.
"Thank god Tikal was distracted bitching at production, I was STARVING," Rouge wiping the blood off of her mouth and tits.
Meanwhile, Wario making eyes at Toadette, who is clearly not crazy about eating the chao who is almost as big as she is.
"You're all good, braids," Wario whispers nasally, surprising Toadette. Wario puts his hands up signifying he isn't gonna eat it. Toadette, realizing the situation, follows suit.
A few minutes later, after Randy and other production members succeed in pacifying a hysteric Tikal, Randy turns back to the other castaways, "And in a fairly anticlimactic ending, Mushroom has done the unthinkable and won the challenge 3-2-2, meaning they're going to Twinkle Park today while Rings and Nights go to Tribal council."
The Mushroom tribe erupts into manufactured cheers, they been knew they won for a few minutes already.
"We did it!" Amy yells triumphantly as the stage clear music from Sonic Heroes plays.
"We lost the challenge, and in my eyes there's clearly only one person to blame…" Sonic's melancholy tone turns to rage. "Tails."
"I gave Toadette the little wink wink nudge nudge, saved us both some effort. I'm thinking that will come back to help me down the line," Wario reclining on a cliff overlooking the waves.
Mushroom Tribe - Reward Trip
Day 6
Upbeat music with bell tones plays as the Mushroom tribe is seen laughing in the bumper car room at Twinkle Park.
"So today we for ONE TIME win challenge," Noki looking very rejuvenated. "It feels good, but I feel… fish with no water at this strange amusement park. I am woman grown."
After bumper cars, the tribe assembles in the courtyard outside the main castle of the park. Amy reads a note aloud, "Please enjoy some hoagies and ice cream, courtesy of Wawa!" she and Toadette cheer like white chicks.
"What is Wawa?" Noki seeming perturbed.
"Wawa did a great job putting this together for us, after that hoagie I feel like I don't need to eat for another year!" Toadette laughing in product placement glee.
Amy is shown sitting on one side of the picnic table, looking on as Toadette, Noki and Knuckles talk and eat jovially.
"It's great to win, but it's only delaying my fate," Amy wandering through the shadowy rooms of the Twinkle Park Castle, looking devastated. "My world is ending in this game, I don't know how I can find a way in with those three."
Shot of Noki doing a little twirl after getting a strike in the bowling room. "Yes!"
Toadette cheers for her friend before getting up and struggling to pick up the ball herself with her stubby arms, Knuckles gets up to help her.
"I really enjoyed the trip to Twinkle Park today, it was a great chance to unwind and get to know these girls," Knuckles reclining on the roof of the castle.
Cut to Knuckles and Toadette in a passionate embrace stumbling into the long hallway with opposite mirror walls, Knuckles growls on top of the smaller girl. "You looked real good with that bowling ball."
"Hah hah," Toadette giggles as Knuckles plays with her braid and slips a big spiky finger inside her. "Hah!" She blushes at the echidna's forwardness.
Knuckles yanks off Toadette's vest and dress, revealing her little pepperoni titties, and she turns to watch herself getting fucked an infinite amount of times in the mirror wall.
Ring Tribe
Day 6
Ominous music plays as a paragoomba is shown fluttering down to pick off one of a group of young Koopas, however they overpower the paragoomba and he is brought down as an ethnic lady screams in the soundtrack.
Bowser belches the fire into existence and stomps off into the jungle. Peach giggles and takes a seat next to Maria as the Doctor puts some water on to boil.
The Doctor chuckling heartily, "I must say I'm excited to finally lose a challenge! As far as the vote stands, Maria and I have decided to work with the three Shell boys, to get rid of Peach," the Doctor stroking his moustache. "Can't say I disagree, she's just about useless around camp."
Shot changes to Wario and D.K. convening with Bowser in the jungle.
"So far, the plan's going aight," D.K. shrugging while sitting on a stump. "We lost the challenge, and now it's time for Princess P to go."
Light panflute fades out as Wario sweatily interjects, "I think it needs to be Maria instead." Little tambourine shake sound effect. There's something off about that girl."
D.K. throws his arms up in confusion. "But what about the numbas then?"
"I'm telling you guys," Wario ripping ass exasperatedly, "her and the Doctor need to be split up, that shit is funkier than you want to know about."
Bowser raises a floating eyebrow. "Well, let's see if the princesses want to do it."
"If we can keep the majority strong and I can keep my slampiece, I'm all for it!" Bowser giving a thumbs-up to the camera.
"I knew I couldn't trust the crackers, this is ruining my plan. I know what to do." D.K. crushing a chao fruit in his large hands.
D.K. pulling the Doctor aside en route to the well. "Ay, between you and me, I heard your dowter's name come up,"
Eggman looks irate, "I won't have it!"
Quick shot of a bunch of infant Kritters scampering through the ferns before the shot changes to D.K. emerging onto the beach coughing.
"Princess, I need to talk to you." D.K. scrambled to the royal sisters flossing their gooches with sticks.
D.K. wheezing, with bags under his eyes, "The very SECOND the idea to change the vote came up, I knew I had to be the first one to snitch, so I wasn't the last one to snitch."
"What? Am I the vote?" Peach places a gloved hand up to her mouth in shock.
"Yes. Bowser and Wario want you gone bad," D.K. dips out to not look suspicious.
Daisy, looking much more powerful since ingesting the red chaos drive, racistly pops some of her prescription medication into her mouth, "Let's see about that."
"As soon as I heard that, I knew something was fishy," Peach cracking her back. "I had to take matters into my own hands."
Daisy corners Bowser in the deep part of the forest maze, "Is the vote Peach?" Daisy cuts to the chase. The camera then split screens to show Peach in her alternate Daisy costume asking Wario the same question.
Wario sweating. "Waaah. I don't want it to be. You have to trust me princess, but write down Maria's name tonight, we may be able to pull something off."
"Does Wario, think Daisy is retarded!? I know for sure he's putting my name down tonight." Peach shakes her pretty little head.
Bowser's dick hardens as begins talking about Peach, "I don't want her to go. Your sister is hot!"
Daisy giggles coquettishly, "How do you feel about me?" She gives a tug on his donger.
His penis immediately begins to soften, "You're okay, the vote should probably be Maria."
Daisy is all like "Bye!" Running away from any further rejection from Daddy Bowser.
Shot of a chao fruit dramatically falling onto a rock and splitting against a sunset background.
Peach and Daisy reunite deep in the jungle puss, they sit on a log together.
"So Bowser wants me gone?" Peach pouting as she takes off her brown wig.
Daisy shakes her head with envy, "Why would Bowser write your name down, when you go so does his meat wallet!"
Peach ties her hair up into a bun for the sports games contemplatively. "That's what I thought. So Wario is just covering his own tracks."
Close-up of the chao fruit rotting on the ground, it is covered in no-nos eating it.
Drum beats of the soundtrack speed up as camera shows Peach and Daisy walking on the path back to camp.
"Hey, Maria, come over here!" Daisy waves her pasty arm at Maria, who was returning to camp from having some AIDS-related diarrhea. The three ladies pull up next to a big rock.
"It's hard to know how much I can trust Maria," Peach's voice wavering as the camera shows Maria and the princesses from afar. "She always seemed a little stank."
Wailing in the soundtrack as a time lapse of the sun dropping it like it's hot in the sky is shown, cut to the tribe grabbing their torches and filing out of camp.
Daisy frantically shoving pills into her mouth, "If my sister goes home tonight I'm fucked! I know that fat fuck is up to something," ominous shot of Bowser and Wario, unclear who she's referring to.
D.K. rubbing an ape hand on his infected dick, "I hate to see 'em go, but these ladies will be the end of me," Peach's tits look extremely perky as she's shown walking behind Maria.
Eggman wiping sweat off his brow with a handkerchief, "All this scrambling today. Stop your futile efforts. You'll only make fools of yourselves."
Nights Tribe
Day 6
Prolonged shot of Birdie gliding through the woods, finally coming to rest on a large black rock, camera slowly zooms out to reveal it's a sleeping Chain Chomp over some low drum beats.
Final drum beat is heard as Sonic is seen stomping into tribe grounds, leading the rest of the Nights tribe. Birdo looking very trans in the sunlight as she takes up the rear.
"Nice try, everyone," Tail's whiny faggot voice breaks the silence, camera rests on Sonic turning to glare at him in annoyance. Big chuckles obviously.
Rouge is shown rolling her eyes as she is forced to narrate, "So we lost the challenge today, both my first loss and our first loss as new Nights, and immediately the tribe breaks up, Sonic runs off with Tails again," low drum beat returns as camera shows Sonic dragging the young boy off, "Tikal dips to pray or whatever," another drum beat as Tikal is shown walking toward her shrine passive-aggressively, "and Big goes to find another chao to rape-murder, I can only imagine. This tribe is fracturing," Rouge's eyes dart around seductively. "I need to choose a side."
Rouge is then shown awkwardly sitting at the unlit fire with Birdo, as Luigi tries in vain to light it.
"So what are we thinking, boos?" Birdo clears her throat and speaks in a high pitch.
Luigi turns and shrugs, "Uh, I dunno." Rouge blinks, not showing her cards but her cleavage.
Birdo presses on outspokenly, "The only way to remove drama from the camp is to take out Big or Tikal."
"I like Tikal, but Big's a provider," Rouge winces.
"Do I for real want to be limited to Tikal or Big?" Birdo honking scandalously. "Hell no! The bat girl seems shady and I know Sonic's up to something dark-sided. But this is an easy vote, one step closer to that million," she brushes some dirt off her bow.
Pizzicato string music is heard as Big is shown sitting on a large rock by the shore, casting his line out.
"It's okay if the haters don't like me for being different," Big pouting as he struggles to hug a chao, "I've been hated my whole life. They can talk about me now but once I bring all these fishies back, they'll keep me around."
Sonic drags a highly battered Tails out of the jungle toward Big, "Hey, big guy, we need to talk really quick."
"Stupid Tails lost us the challenge, so now we need to make sure the votes are there to get Tikal out," Sonic spitting into the sand in annoyance. "She's useless."
Tails frowning as he and Sonic huddle around Big, "What if all four of them vote against me though?" he shivers.
Sonic slaps him straight across the face. "Snap out of it, we only need one more to guarantee the numbers.'
Tails with tears streaming down his face, "I can never do anything right, and now everyone hates me!"
Dramatic shift in music as Tikal is shown throwing herself on the ground before her shrine, "I beg of you Nights, bring me salvation!"
The clouds part and Nights zooms down to see Tikal once more, "Don't worry my child, the battle is won," sparkles fly around everywhere and Nights flies away.
Tikal with her eyes closed in prayer. "The servers are the 7 chaos. Chaos is power, power enriched by the heart… the controller is the one that unifies the chaos," she opens her eyes. "A prayer my grandmother taught me… and seven, that's the number of people on this tribe."
Shot of the sunlight glowing through the clouds with ethereal music before camera cuts to the shallow water of the ocean, where Sonic is making rapid hand gestures to Rouge and Luigi as they wash clothes.
"It's gotta be her," Sonic repeats viciously as the camera shows Tikal sitting alone in the shelter. "We need to keep the tribe strong."
Luigi awkwardly looks at Rouge, unsure of how to respond. "Ooh yeah!"
"This is a-getting a little hot," Luigi fanning himself with his green hat. "I don't know what's going on anymore."
Camera shows this conversation continuing from afar before panning to reveal Big raping another chao in visible distance from camp. Close-up of Tails watching it all from the fire while sitting next to Birdo, who is cooking out of the large bucket Big had brought back.
Birdo offers the young boy a burnt morsel of Cheep Cheep. "Hungry, child?"
"My tummy hurts," Tails whines. "It's Big, what he's doing isn't right," he points over at Big busting a nut in the brown chao in the distance.
Birdo smiles, acknowledging his rape trauma. "Well if you think it ain't right, there's something you can do." Tails returns her glance looking constipated.
"We need to stick to the plan," Tails in denial yelling at the camera. "If I get caught lying Sonic will never talk to me again!" he is shown following Sonic holding his torch.
"Tribal Council is scary, anything could happen," Big wiping some semen off onto a Cheep Cheep.
Voice-over as Tikal is shown looking hella determined grabbing her torch, "It's time for judgment day."
Tribal Council - Ring Tribe
Night 6
Shot of a scuttlebug dramatically climbing up one of the wall as the Ring tribe enters Tribal Council.
"For those of you who haven't done so already, dip ya torch into the flame and get fire," Randy instructs as Eggman and his dowta lower their torches.
Randy clicks his tongue at the Ring tribe, "So it looks like a few of you are a little under the weather," camera shows D.K. and the Doctor both looking green in the face and an ominous shot of Maria smiling. "What's your diagnosis, Doctor?"
Eggman getting defensive, "We're exposed to the elements out here, of course a little cold could happen. Not enough to stop me."
"Peach, as far as this epidemic goes, do you fear for your team's strength in challenges?" Randy prods at the princess.
"Oh, of course it's a concern," Peach diplomatically wiggles a tit toward the two in question, "but D.K. is a big strong guy, and Eggman is like, a genius!"
D.K. banging his chest to show his strength, "There are much weaker on the tribe than me, that's fo damn sure," shots of Peach and Maria are shown, as Wario and Bowser are shown chuckling on one end.
Randy sees an opening, "So Wario, what's the criteria for your vote tonight?"
Feeling very exposed, Wario looking around nervously "People may not see it, but there's one source of the problems on this tribe… I'm not gonna say it." Shot of Peach and Daisy looking very stank at this comment with some trilly panflute accompaniment.
Suddenly, Maria interjects. "Let's not beat around the bush. Tonight's vote has nothing to do with strength," her breaking voice cuts across Casinopolis. Daisy shown looking incensed.
"Oh?" Randy coos. "Then what is it about?"
Maria reevaluating, decides to clam up. "You'll have to see the votes to find out." Wario rolls his eyes.
"Alright, in that case, it's time to vote… Daisy, you're up."
Daisy vengefully writing a name in big letters, "Pummel!"
Bowser stomps over to vote, writing [Peach] "Sorry darling, it was fun while it lasted," a rising shot of Peach's slim body is shown.
The snot dripping out of Eggman's nose glowing in the fire of tribal council, he writes down a name thoughtfully.
Wario gives the camera a big tooth smile, "Time to break up this little honeymoon." He writes a name.
D.K. writing a name down, "You only a discracstion," he chucks the deuces up as he puts his vote in the urn.
Maria scowling as she writes a vote, "The less they know, the better."
Peach breathily giggles as she writes [Wario] with a big twirly W. "For a little more room in the shelter."
Randy gets the urn, "If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and you wanna play it, now would be the time to do so," random shots of Eggman, Wario, and Daisy looking anxious about the vote are shown.
"Okay, once the votes are read, GTFO. First vote…" [Peach] Peach shakes her head.
[Peach] "That's two votes Peach," Peach looking down as Wario looks confused.
Randy opens the next vote, [Maria] "That's two votes Peach, one vote Maria," Maria is shown discreetly grasping her father's hand.
After a long pause, Randy opens the next vote… [Wario] "That's two votes Peach, one vote Maria, one vote Wario."
[Wario], Wario's jaw is shown dropping open. "We're tied, two votes Peach, two votes Wario, one vote Maria, two votes left."
Randy reveals the next vote quickly, [Wario], Daisy is shown smirking at Peach, the Doctor shown poking at his crotch, close-up on Wario looking blindsided.
"Seventh person voted out…" [Wario] "That's four, and that's enough. Please bring me your torch."
Wide shot of the girls all looking smug as Wario, dumbfounded, drags his torch up to Randy
"Wario, the tribe has spoken…" Randy snuffs Wario's torch. "Time for you to go."
Panflute music picks up again as Randy addresses the tribe, "So if this vote wasn't based on tribe strength, I hope there was a good reason," camera lingers on Maria's poker face. "Head back to camp, let's get the Nights Tribe in here."
"Waa waaa. That's all folks. I didn't really need the money, and I had a good time but fuck that crazy incest bitch and ha daddy too," Wario lazily changing back into his business suit.
Tribal Council - Nights Tribe
Night 6
Transition to dramatic choral music as the Nights tribe files into Casinopolis.
"If this is your first time at tribal council, ya need some fire, see," he points at the bonfire in the middle of the casino again, Sonic, Tails, Big, Rouge and Tikal all light their torches. "In this game, fire represents your LIFE."
"First time seeing a lot of you here," Randy remarks. "Sonic, what do you think finally went wrong at the challenge today?"
Sonic clearly holding back anger, "Some people just couldn't hold it down, Randy," shot lingers on Tails looking ashamed. Rouge scrunching her mouth up next to him.
Randy notes the sexual tension and changes the subject, "Big, how's camp life? Do you feel everyone does an equal part to keep the Nights camp going?"
"I've had to be tough for all of us," Big drawls. "I bring in the fishes." Tikal is shown shaking her head in annoyance.
"How about you, Tikal? What's your role?"
Tikal rests her hands on her orange knee. "I've been keeping up our shrine to our savior, Nights. She has kept our tribe strong thus far, and it is my belief she sent us here to Tribal Council tonight for a reason."
Randy raises his eyebrows. "And what reason is that?"
"I'm not playing games, Mr. Marsh. Everyone here knows that a sinner walks among us," Tikal looking at her tribe with urgency in her eyes. "This is our chance to purify the Nights Tribe."
Randy looks amused, "Luigi, how do you weigh in on this?"
Luigi clearly not expecting to be asked a question, "Uhh, I'm just gonna pull a name out of a hat," he gestures to his hat. Birdo putting her face in her dinosaur paw behind him.
"Sounds like it's time to vote," Randy chuckles. "Big, you're up."
Big totters over to the voting urn and writes [TAKAL] "Bye bye god lady."
Rouge flutters over to vote and gives the camera a painful look, "Sorry, you dug your own grave on this one."
Luigi snaps his overalls before writing a vote.
Tikal pauses to pray for about a minute at the urn before voting, prompting the rest of the cast to glare at her from the seating area. She finally writes [Big] "This is for you, grandmother."
A shot of Birdo's lumpy butt as her vote is not shown, "There is some serious ugly on this tribe. Sayonara."
Sonic zooms up to the voting pedestal, writing [Tikal] "We're sonic heroes."
Tails gets a love tap on the ass from Sonic as he twirls his tails to propel himself over to the urn, he sweats and writes a name before the camera cuts to a torch burning close-up.
"I'll go count the votes," Randy dips to grab the urn. A close-up of Tikal with her hands clasped again in prayer is followed by a close-up of Big, his cat testicles dangling over the edge of his stool.
"If anyone has the hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so," Randy says slowly as the camera focuses on Luigi, who is rubbing the back of his head with a hand revealing a large pit stain.
"All right, once the votes are read the decision is final. First vote…" [TAKAL] Tikal shown praying again, Sonic smirking next to her.
"Next vote…" [Big] "One vote Tikal, one vote Big."
Randy pulls out the next vote… [Tikal]. "That's two votes Tikal, one vote Big." A shot of Birdo smiling at the camera next to Tails gulping.
"Next vote…" [Big] "We're tied, two votes Tikal, two votes Big," Big is starting to hyperventilate.
Randy reveals the next vote. "Next vote," [Big] "That's three votes Big, two votes Tikal." Sonic's smile disappears, as Tikal opens her eyes with a look of clarity.
"Eighth person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins…" [Big] "That's four, and tonight that's enough, please bring me your torch."
Big looks like a sad pedophile, his ears lower and he tears up as he grabs his torch. "Let's go home, I guess." Luigi looking guilty and Rouge pointedly looking away from Sonic, who is glaring at Tails, are shown in sequence as Big walks over to Randy.
"Big… the tribe has spoken," Randy snuffs Big's torch. "Time for you to go."
As Big's fat ass is still visible walking out of the casino, Randy turns back to the Nights Tribe. "Let's hope you don't starve to death now without the fisherman, because this tribe is NOT unified," camera lingers on Tails looking at Sonic mortified. "Head back to camp."
"To be honest, I'm glad they sent me to go on the pre-jury trip with my wife, here in the Mystic Ruins plural marriage is legal," Big with a smile next to a chao in a wedding dress and a frowning Froggy.
NEXT TIME ON… SURVIVOR.
The castaways are presented with a do-or-die moment...
Randy standing in front of the three tribes, "I'm gonna offer you all an opportunity right now." Amy's shocked reaction is shown.
Sending shock waves through the game.
"I hate myself! I wanna die!" Tails holding a jagged stone to his wrists as a gloved hand reaches out to stop him.
"She's so sexy and smooth," Knuckles rapping to himself under his breath as he glides through the jungle, until he is interrupted by his search ping signal turning to red. "It's closer."
"It was… terrible," Luigi looking like he'd just seen a ghost.