Randy looking swamped at a desk with a bunch of legal documents, "PREVIOUSLY ON… SURVIVOR."
Sonic shown burning the rice. "At Nights, Sonic took control due to his ties with Amy and the new power couple of Knuckles and Rouge, but despite the alliance seeming rigid," Noki shown wrapped up stankly in her blanket, "Cracks were already starting to form," Rouge and Luigi shown strategizing on the beach.
Tails shown getting gangraped by Bowser and D.K., "With bonds severing and forming everywhere, Toadette became a commodity on Ring," Daisy shown shooting D.K. down from talking to Toadette, "Until they won Immunity, and Toadette got into an AIDS-related car accident and was charged with vehicular manslaughter with Maria while D.K. won a big chocolatey reward," D.K. shown with his chocolate cake as Maria's car smokes in the background.
"At Tribal Council, Luigi felt the heat, leading him to play his hidden immunity idol," Luigi shown running over to Randy with his idol, "But it was WASTED, as with the exception of Tikal, the tribe unanimously turned against Amy Rose," a shot of Amy crying on her way out as Tikal looks hella confused. "And after the vote, the Ring tribe received word from production that Maria did not survive her injuries, leaving the Rings tribe with seven," Eggman is shown wailing in incestual passion.
Randy insisting to a lawyer over the phone that Maria signed away her life to play, "Thirteen remain! Who's going home tonight?"
Nights Tribe
Night 8
A big wave crashing in the dark, a dead Cheep Cheep is shown washing up on the shore.
Cut to Sonic once again leading the tribe back to camp, he whips the flag into the ground with satisfaction.
"I don't even feel like Rose was a sacrifice, she had so much blood on those gloves that having her around hurt my game," Sonic laying back in some sunglasses as Luigi is seen doing laundry in the background. "This is still my island."
"Well tonight was a bust," Tikal walking back with the rest of the tribe in the night vision lens. "I guess Nights led me astray. Please understand that I am trying my best!" Nights is shown androgynously flying in the background shrugging xer shoulders.
Noki crawling into the shelter with contentment, "Thank you comrades. She deserve to go much earlier." Tikal is shown sitting awkwardly over to the side.
"I am overjoyed!" Noki shown clapping and dancing as the ocean shimmers against her wrinkly skin. "Amy Rose bye bye!" She winks at the camera like a slut.
"Get the grub going slave," Sonic whips Luigi with his long hedgehog dick.
"Yes sir!" Luigi hurriedly gathers some rations to put on the flaccid fire. Rouge stands nearby with her arms crossed sheltering her tits from the discomfort of the camp.
"Well, the plan went smoothly, Amy is gone. I have wanted to write her name down ever since she didn't let me eat a chao." Rouge shown ravenously staring at Tikal changing one of the chaos leaf diapers. "I just hope that wasn't a fuck-up."
Ring Tribe
Day 9
Solemn pan flute is heard along a time-lapse of the sun rising, Eggman is shown sitting on a log watching the sunrise alone.
"There's nothing worse than a Robotnik alone in this world," Eggman looking devastated and tired. "I came into this game knowing that if I lost, I'd still have her. But now, there's nothing to go back to…" he cracks into tears, "Losing is no longer an option."
Toadette is walking alone to treemail, she looks mortified.
"This is all my fault… I was ready to cut anyone's throat for that mili, but now I like KILLED someone," Toadette yanking at her braids anxiously. "You never know what you're capable of."
Toadette returns with Treemail consisting of some dark funeral attire along with an 'Our condolences' card bought from a Walgreens.
Peach putting on some earrings looking hella goth in her funeral attire, "So Maria died last night, which is obviously really sad but it SUCKS for my game. Without her, the Doctor is a loose cannon," laid over a shot of Eggman sobbing into a tree a short distance from camp, "and I'm not ready to put all of our eggs in Toadette's basket, I think Daisy might be pushing her too hard," Daisy is shown crying into a veiled Toadette's shoulder. "I might need a miracle."
Tails rolls out of bed with big bags under his eyes, coughing deeply. "Guys, I think I caught a cold."
"We can't have someone else die." Bowser insensitively takes a chug of his canteen.
Grabbing a titty, Peach shouts, "Call an ambulance!"
"Death surrounds him," Daisy pointing at Eggman over her shoulder judgmentally, Toadette nods hesitantly.
"Game changes on a dime," Daisy jogging down the beach wearing an orange sweatband. "I don't have time to lose sleep over it. My sister, Toadette, and I will have to pull the gay little fox over to our side now," ominous cymbal noise as Tails is shown putting on a tuxedo.
"I'm not going to lie, Maria's bomb ass pussy will be missed." D.K. wipes a tear away with his red tie. "I am one step closer to the money tho." The soundtrack plays a dumb cymbal sound effect.
Immunity Challenge
Day 9
Randy is on top of a snowy mountaintop in Ice Cap, wearing a smug expression as both tribes enter from different sides, "This might be a shocker. Ring, get your first look at Nights - Amy Rose voted out. And Nights, get your first look at Ring - Maria died."
Shot of Rouge gasping with emotion and shedding a tear into her cleavage.
"Some big reactions over on Nights, how does it feel to know this game has claimed a life?" Randy puts his hands together.
Tikal speaks up, "Only death can bring life," shot of Blue Noki nodding in agreement while weeping.
Music suddenly changes pace, "Okay, and on that note, I have another twist for you guys," Randy says shiestily, shot of Peach and Daisy looking at each other nervously.
"Are we swapping AGAIN?" Tails yelling at Randy exasperatedly.
Ethnic faux-drumroll as Randy milks the suspenseful moment… "Everyone drop your buffs. You are now one tribe."
Huge cheers from both tribes, they join to greet each other between the mats. Celebratory music as Daisy chucks her buff into the air and whoops somewhat is shown embracing Blue Noki, Luigi giving D.K. a congenial high-five.
"Your new tribe color is CYAN," Randy throws some new buffs at them.
Blue Noki happily catches her new cyan buff, "It matches my skin." She purses her lips.
"Nights may have closed a door, but xe opened a window," Tikal looking revitalized with her cyan buff tied around her tits. "Xer power works in strange ways. Now two worlds have collided, and anything's possible."
D.K. clapping his hands together, his buff prominent around his neck. "Merge time baby! It's about time, Big B and I had a lil too much heat on us on that tribe."
"Time to get to our FIRST individual immunity challenge," Randy gayly pulls a sheet off of a big stone Mushroom idol, "This is now what you covet, but today only, it splits in TWO," he pulls the mushroom head off to indicate that, Tails is all like 'oo'. "So two of you will be safe at Tribal Council tonight."
"Alright, for today's challenge it's a SKI RACE. But if at any point you fall off of your skis, you're out of the challenge. First two to make it to the finish line or last two STANDING win Immunity."
At the top of the Mystic Mountain, a ski instructor is all like, "You have to pizza, then french fries. If you don't you're going to have a bad time." He points to the double black diamonds on the sign at the top which probably means very hard.
D.K. looks mortified at this white people sport.
Daisy confidently putting on some boots, "This challenge is perfectly tailored for me, skiing is just like horse racing. But I don't know if I want to show that I'm a threat right away."
"What do you mean, have I heard of ski?" Noki raising an eyebrow at a racist production question, "What would I use these for in homeland, the rocks?" She laughs heartily.
Camera swirls to show all of the castaways dressed in ski gear, some over their funeral attire, "Okay, survivors ready?" Randy cocks his pistol, he shoots the ski instructor in the back. "GO!"
Luigi immediately french fries when he should have pizza'd and falls down on his gooch first.
"One down, Luigi's out of this challenge," Randy getting in a helicopter to commentate on this challenge.
"Psh, gotta blast!" Sonic squats and flies down the course in supersonic speed. Daisy scowls at this and takes off after him while her sister lags behind, not pressed enough to rush.
Comical shot of Rouge's titties flapping in the wind as she picks up speed in the french fry position. Knuckles slides in beside her trying to get a peek at her nip and collides with a tree.
Twisting his long bow-legged ass legs together Eggman falls off and rolls down the hill. "I'll get you Sonic!"
Randy holds up two fingers while hanging out of the helicopter, "We're down to ten!" he screams.
Track de-intensifies for a brief shot of Toadette, Tails, D.K., and Noki all still near the beginning, cautiously pizza-ing. D.K. looks around and is embarrassed to be in such company, he slides into french fries to speed up and promptly falls.
Randy's helicopter hovers by Bowser, who's been keeping an impressively steady pace despite his pear-shaped body, as Peach catches up to him. Bowser whistling inappropriately, "Nice form, Princess."
She ha-chas him to make him fall. "Peach playing dirty! Bowser is now out."
Shot changes to Eggman in a nearby cavern, somehow having assembled his army of robots, "Go and kill!" he says in grieving rage.
"Maria was a skiing prodigy, if I can't win this challenge for her I need to get REVENGE," the Doctor rubbing his hands together.
Tails gasping triggeredly as some of the robot army reaches the group still at the top, "Oh no! Not more of Eggman's robots!" he quickly assumes the french fry and whips his tails around to speed down the hill while Toadette and Noki collided with robots approaching them, falling over and losing all their rings.
"Six left in the running," Randy shouting from his helicopter although nobody can really hear over the winter winds. "Sonic and Daisy still in the lead!"
Early 2000's guitar music playing as Sonic is shown using his homing attack to kill several robots, however Daisy is not far behind and is picking up all of the green chaos drives popping out of their bodies.
"The chaos have the right idea," Daisy looking high as fuck as she runs super fast.
"Oh Nights please give me strength!" Tikal calls out as Nights is shown flying around fingering xe's xussy. Xe lazily flies around unable to do much about the robots, Tikal clumsily zig-zags through a path of them with her eyes closed.
Peach whips her head around, verifying that nobody is around before pulling her goggles over her eyes and speeding up.
"I've got to make out with this like a robber," Peach winking at the cameraman.
Cut back to Rouge, french fries-ing so aggressively a titty pops out, being apprehended by a bunch of the green flying robots from Sonic Heroes. She gets shot at and instinctively hops up in the air and punts one of them with ha ski, landing on her dicke sucking knees.
"Rouge, you're out!" Randy points at her, Rouge pouts. Wild change in tempo as the green robot Rouge kicked flies through the air and strikes Tikal, knocking her off her footing. "You too Tikal."
Tails being chased by robots, he accelerates hysterically "Please don't rape me!"
Close-up of Daisy squinting her eyes at the finish line in sight, Sonic killing one more of the robots just a few yards ahead of her. She speeds into the chaos drive, but doesn't realize it's actually a purple one and then she zooms off a little hill into the sky.
"Woah!" Daisy yelps as she glides, she slowly falls into a snowbank.
Sonic quickly passes the finish line busting out into some breakdance moves being all like, "Too easy!" As the level completion sound effect from Sonic Adventure 2 plays.
Suddenly Tails' loud screams of rape are heard zooming down the mountain, he teeters on one ski toward the finish line but not looking where he's going, slows to a stop just a bit to the side.
"It really felt like I was surrounded by rapists," Tails placidly near camp with Sonic, Bowser and D.K. all visible in the background.
Before Tails can be un-triggered Peach expertly slips through the final pass and crosses the finish.
"Sonic and Peach win Immunity!" Randy jumps out of his helicopter dramatically, shooting his gun upward to reveal a parachute.
Tails is all like "ooh."
Camera swirls around showing the entire new tribe on a new Cyan mat, Randy slaps the Mushroom idol "Sonic and Peach come on up," he yanks the cap part off and hands it to Sonic, while Peach frowns at her less-attractive stalk with the face.
"In light of our recent loss, we've arranged a little get-together at your merge camp at Nights beach, get back to camp."
"Time to get to work chop-chop," Rouge claps her bat hands together. "Nobody's safe now, and even with that chick dead there's still more from Rings than from our tribe."
"Things are REALLY gonna heat up now," Bowser salivating as a shot of Peach's thigh gap is shown.
Merged Tribe
Day 9
Shot of a mother Paratroopa pushing her babies from the nest.
"When we got back to camp…" Eggman begins to cry, "Maria's casket was there surrounded by a large feast." He blows his jewish nose into his new buff.
Sonic leads the tribe in with a disconcerted expression, he looks at the casket, then at all the new heads, and stands over by the shelter in his tuxedo next to Luigi and Knuckles.
"I didn't even know this girl and now her corpse is just here in our house," Sonic looking very annoyed with the funeral, swirling his drink with his finger. "Meanwhile some of our tribe is just welcoming them in," severe sound effect as camera cuts to a shot of Noki giving the newcomers a tour of the camp.
"Yeah, the dynamic at the new camp definitely started off weird, in addition to my survivor's guilt it doesn't seem like Knuckles wants to talk to me anymore," Toadette frowning as the camera cuts to a shot of Knuckles looking emo with Rouge.
"Does anyone have any words?" Toadette voices anxiously, not really sure how the subject of the dead bitch is gonna get brought up. Everyone looks expectantly at Eggman who just sobs into his stick legs.
D.K., eager to change the subject, clears his throat and reads a note from production, "So I won this big chocolate cake as a reward for the last challenge, but I wanted to give it to the whole tribe in light of, like, the funeral."
Polite claps from the tribe, Rouge hugs D.K. awkwardly.
"If you don't mind Mr. Kong, may I cut the cake?" Eggman somberly asking as he pats D.K. on the back like a brother. D.K. nods fervently, dipping behind the crowd waiting for cake discreetly.
"So my decision to give up the cake was definitely a social move," D.K. rubbing his chin mysteriously. "But really, it was to distract them from something more important."
Camera lingers on Eggman cutting the cake to dramatic music, close-up shows the sweat dripping down his forehead.
"That fool just gave me the keys to this whole game," Eggman cackling while sitting on a stump. "I just have to extract it without being seen."
Shot of Tails and Rouge waiting expectantly at the front of the line for cake as Eggman digs around awkwardly, he gasps when he finally hits something solid in the center.
"D.K., what are you doing bro?" suddenly Bowser's voice pierces the tension.
The rest of the tribe also gasps once seeing what Big Bowser is talking about.
"Mmm, D.K. let me hit that up after you." Bowser begins masturbating as Peach screams, while D.K. mounts Maria's corpse and sticks his large cock into her smushed face.
Shot of Tikal covering her eyes, followed by Noki vomiting.
"That really mixed me up, I really did not know how to respond to that, that was like whoa." Toadette rubbing her arms as she sits on the beach looking fat.
Noki scrunching up her mouth, "Her juices are COLD." She shivers.
After taking advantage of the confusion to shove the idol into his asshole, Eggman spins around to see what's up and his jaw hits the FLOOR. "What is the meaning of this?!"
Daisy getting all up in D.K.'s face, "I do NOT think Maria is in a condition to give consent."
Suddenly the entire tribe erupts in screaming, Tails is wailing from his fear of conflict while Sonic gets up in Noki's face, Daisy is pointing her fingers at everyone yipping like a small dog.
Rouge with a hand on a hip recounting the dramatic scene, "It was basically Daisy freaking SO LOUD, that even if you wanted to say something, you can't, she won't listen to you."
Tikal somehow breaks into the middle of it and gathers everyone into a prayer circle, she's singing "HOW EXCELLENT" repeatedly in a scream.
Tikal then begins speaking in tongues, "Hmm yeh wah hey! Oh wah oh!" Daisy looks racistly as she holds her sister's hand. "Rest in peace sweet girl, please Nights cleanse our new tribe of Airam of the sins that have been committed today. Everyone now bow your heads and chant, it's a good night to have a good Nights."
Luigi giving a confused smile to the camera, "I didn't really understand what was really going on either."
Shot of several Koopa shells sliding down a hill. Cut to the big chocolate cake mostly eaten, the funeral winding down. Noki has been squatting in the ocean for the last half an hour.
Noki sighing, sounding backed-up "Chocolate doesn't agree with us Nokis."
Daisy, who after the fight found the cough syrup provided at the feast and drank all of it. "Maria would have wanted this!" She grinds up against Tails sexually.
"I had to ensure the seven votes see," Daisy crazily holding up seven fingers. "So we got the four mushroom girls," The camera cuts to Toadette and Noki laughing in the shelter while Peach stankly sits next to Tails. "I am pretty sure that we have Eggman, Tails, and I am certain we can pull over crazy Tikal." Daisy smirks, "Boom. But Peach and I are thinking we may as well try to string the Shell boys along too, just in case."
Peach and Daisy shown checking each other's make-up waiting for a strategic gathering near a big rock.
Toadette suddenly slips out of a bush, joining her former tribe mates.
"So the sisters want to make everyone think they're keeping the whole tribe together," Toadette adjusting her vest as she walks down a path in the woods. "I don't believe that for a second but I won't say no."
Bowser and D.K. emerge from behind the boulder with Tails for some reason, while the Doctor emerges from a shit in the jungle. Finally Blue Noki pops out of the trees.
Noki looks up, her beady eyes darting around at the several unfamiliar faces. "So I guess it is us to the top eight, no?"
"This will guarantee us the majority," Peach nods before gesturing at Tails, "Unfortunately his rapist won immunity so we can't go after him."
"Then we vote for his friend, the red skin!" Eggman barking insistently.
Noki interjects, "But the Luigi guy is his woman now." The Ring tribe is unsure of how to react to this.
Bowser and D.K. exchange a look. "Listen, voting for Luigi is a bad idea, we found an idol in his bag back before the swap," Bowser spilling the information with a puff of flame to punctuate.
Noki raises an eyebrow and smirks.
"I know what happened at the last tribal, BUT I think it's time to plant a knife in the bourgeois." Noki rubs her hands together.
"So we should split the vote then," Toadette counting the people around her on her stubby fingers.
"Exactly," Peach smiles patronizingly. "Girls on Tikal, boys on Luigi."
"We could possibly have convinced all these civilians into following the plan," Peach pedantically explaining her strategy with her hair tied up in a bun. "But it's not foolproof. Even if we pull off the split vote, the other five from Nights voting together could ruin everything. Good thing it's just a backup."
Rouge and Knuckles, both looking very bored at the fire, get subtitled. "Wanna look for the merge idol and bang?"
"Rouge is really hot and wants to work with me in this game? That's amazing." Rouge is laying on some dead ass leaves as she showcases her roast beef pussy, Knuckles looking very disturbed as an artist, "I couldn't believe my urrs."
After Knuckles and Rouge finish banging instead of looking for the idol, they stumble across Sonic using a blindfolded Luigi as an ashtray.
Sonic flicking the ash off of his cigarette, "Things are looking bad, guys."
"I think the Noki has gone back to her friends," Sonic sitting racistly with his temples resting on his fingers. "If Team Sonic is going to survive, we're gonna have to find another way," #TeamSonic pops up in the corner of the screen.
"Who's a-there?" Luigi clueless before choking on more ash.
Rouge crossing her arms making a nervous frown, "Do you think we could get Tikal on our side?"
Sonic spits, "No way. She's voted for me like three times! I think you guys might have to… find some things in common with our other tribemates," Knuckles and Rouge exchange a glance before the camera cuts to D.K. banging his bongo drum back at camp.
"At first I was like, b you crazy!" Knuckles shaking his head, wiggling his dreads as he makes a crazy face. "But the more I got to thinkin about it, if I was stuck in a room with ten crackers and only two other black folks, who would I be talking to?"
A quick chime tune signifying change is amidst plays as Knuckles and Rouge sidle up to D.K. playing his bongos, the ape screams with delight as Knuckles starts to rap along.
Wide shot shows Rouge gesticulating towards the jungle as Peach, Daisy, Toadette and Noki are tanning on the beach just a few meters away. Suspenseful rattling sound effect as Daisy turns her head slightly and lifts her glasses to see D.K. following the showmance into the jungle.
Sudden cut to D.K., Rouge, and Knuckles standing around the well, "Who else is gonna watch out for us?" Rouge asks a very real question.
"My fellow n words offered a deal to me. It was an offer I cuddn't refuse!" D.K grins widely.
D.K. nodding happily as he does an urban handshake with Knuckles, "You know Big B is cool with us too," shot of Bowser stirring rice for the tribe back at camp is shown.
"Who we vote for?" Knuckles asks him.
Cut back to the beach, Noki trills her lips to express something foreignly. "Who was that going to the jungle?"
Daisy stone-faced, "Knuckles and the big titty bat… with D.K."
Noki nodding, "Ohhh, Dionne."
"Stupid monkey!" Daisy looking incredulous, "The plan has to shift. D.K. is a flipper nigger!" She racistly spits.
The girls are all sitting upright now, Daisy talks in a low, but firm voice, "No need for a split if it's a blindside. We all vote D.K."
Toadette replies with a firm nod, and totters off to get to work.
"Everything's going a bit loco, I hope I can pull this off," voice-over of Toadette as she meets in the jungle with Eggman.
"I actually wanted to talk to you," the Doctor talking in an uncharacteristic low, even tone, "I don't blame you for what happened to Maria."
"I know you guys were close," Toadette coos. "It'll be tough for both of us."
"We need to make sure the two of us live to tell the tale," Eggman making an intense face at the short latina girl as the caption #AIDSCarAccidentAlliance pops up in the corner.
Toadette reaching up to grasp his hand, "Then I have a plan for you."
Stunning helicopter shot of a flock of miniature phoenixes flying through the sky, as some Chaos stalk them trying to eat them.
Cut to Daisy cornering Tails by the shelter, "Change of plan, babe."
Tails flying through the jungle canopy looking very unsettled, "I wanna prove my loyalty to Ring, but I don't know if I feel safe in that alliance either…"
As the setting sun is visible in the background, Tails down on the ground begging. "Please forgive me."
"You have to make it up to me. Luigi we gonna DP." Sonic devilishly grabs Tails and props open his butthole.
Luigi sweating uncomfortably, worried of his strategic position being compromised, but whips out his dicke anyway.
"So, you're gonna tell Daddy Sonic and Daddy Luigi everything you know," Sonic fills Tails' mouth with dick when the young boy tries to reply.
Dramatic scene transition from Tails working on that dick to Tikal praying at her Nights shrine, D.K. quietly approaches.
"Covering all the bases, like always," D.K. adjusting his tie, now with a very extra looking cyan bowtie constructed from his buff attached to it.
"Keep ya eyes closed, I'ma pretend I'm praying with you case anyone sees," D.K. kneeling down next to Tikal, he whispers "The princesses splitting the vote on you and Luigi."
"Nights delivered me to the information I needed to the vote, like always," Tikal beaming as she stands next to a tree with a basket full of bananas.
Luigi and Rouge sitting on a fallen branch near camp together, Rouge's whispers picked up in the captions, "So who are they voting for?"
Luigi pretending to scratch at his moustache to hide his lips, "D.K."
Rouge gives a slight exhale in relief, "Then I think we're good no matter what."
They're abruptly approached by Sonic, Knuckles, and Bowser, the latter sneering, "And now the ladies have all gone off to scramble."
Sonic putting up his arms around the group to create a football huddle, "We all on the same page?"
Whispers among the group for a moment until out of nowhere, Noki slips into the conversation. "Mm, yeah. She's gotta go now, she's very dangerous."
"They are porridge to think my vote is cast in stone," Noki shaking her head scandalously. "I am a polyamorous player in this game."
"So out of the blue comes Blue Noki," Rouge squeezing her tits calculatedly. "She's a wild card, who knows if she's spying or actually flipping. I need to keep an eye on that."
Luigi with a hot blush on his tanning olive-hinted skin, "Everything is really going off-a the rails, but I don't think I'll be getting a vote tonight."
Laid over the tribe getting in line with their torches, "If this is my last stand I'm BREAKING the do on the way out," D.K. hollering.
Tribal Council
Night 9
Dramatic drum beats fill the scenery as the big titty Airam tribe fills in the Casinopolis that now has thirteen seats.
Randy standing ominously as the bonfire in the middle shadows his face nicely. "Let's get started, Eggman, I am starting with you tonight. Are you grieving? Is it tough to stay in the game knowing your baby is dead?"
Eggman rocks his egg body in his seat, "It only emboldens me to work harder, the money is mines." Close-up shows the fire reflecting in his shades, "For both of us."
"Toadette, did the merge help you move on from the accident?" Randy asks insensitively.
Toadette making a 'yikes' face at this question, "I mean the funeral was like three hours ago Randy, give a girl some time!" Eggman is shown smiling at this. "Anyways, I had a lot of old friends to catch up with," camera lingers on Noki and Knuckles.
"Rouge, as a woman do you feel safer now that there is room to hide so to speak?"
"Randy, I am a fucking woman, do not forget me, I will not be underestimated." Rouge pouts angrily at the misogyny.
Randy changing the subject fast, "Daisy I noticed there are seven here from the former Ring tribe, and only six from Nights. How does that factor into the vote?"
Daisy wrapping her hands around her knee, "If we're smart, we'll take advantage of those numbers," she looks straight at Randy. Shot of Tikal adjusting her weird tunic dress nervously.
"Can you really trust those 7 to go all the way tho?" Sonic inquisitively strokes his dickie, only slightly hiding it under his mushroom head Immunity idol.
Peach giving Sonic a slight glare, "Well it would be seven on six, as Randy's explaining."
Bowser chiming in sheepishly, "We've seen tribe alliances get made at the merge before, I think we remember what can happen," Noki blinks at this comment as she is obviously a recruit.
Randy makes an overwhelmed expression, "Wow. A lot going on in this big tribe, D.K. how do you reconcile all this information?"
D.K. using the universal sign for money, "It's currency in this game, use it wisely."
Randy nodding thoughtfully, "On that note it's time to vote, Sonic and Peach have individual immunity, as always you have the chance to give it to somebody else."
Both make an 'are you serious?' face at Randy, "All right then. Toadette, you're up."
Toadette's braids blowing around in a slight breeze as she makes her way to the urn, "Hate to see you go but I had to go with the group on this one, sorry."
An experimental new camera implemented on the backside of the voting parchment gives us a direct shot of Rouge's breasts without revealing her vote, "Don't know if you're going, this vote is to confuse people."
Tails biting on the end of the pen, giving the camera a desperate look and trying to blink once. Camera shows his ravaged ass as he holds up a vote, "No choice tonight."
Peach whips her blonde head back to give one last look at everyone before going to vote, she writes [D.K.] in exquisite cursive, "Can't complain on this call," dramatic bell tolls as she closes her vote.
Bowser stomps loudly and deliberately over to the urn, he cackles holding up his vote, accidentally setting it on fire and forcing him to write it on a new piece of parchment.
The vocals pause for a moment in the soundtrack as Tikal strides over to vote, she hesitates before revealing [Luigi] "It's you or me tonight. Sorry."
Luigi whipping off his hat to fan himself as he walks over, he holds up [D.K.] "I honestly hope it isn't you tonight."
Sonic holding his immunity under his arm, moving with a purpose to the urn, "If that slut told me the truth we have this locked down," low moaning as Tails is shown scratching his bussy in discomfort.
Eggman mostly blurred out due to his flashing the idol hidden in his crotch to the camera, "I found it for us Maria."
Knuckles pumping his fist rhythmically, pointing at the camera as he holds up [Daisy] and practices a new rap, "I stay knuckled up, I'm in a deep cut."
Daisy hightailing it to the voting booth as if it was a bathroom stall after a coffee and a cig, "You crossed the wrong girl," she savagely holds up her vote for [D.K.]
D.K. runs on all fours to the podium, [Daisy] "I have been waiting to see you go for a few days now, see you later bitch."
Close-up of Noki balling her fist as she makes her slow way over on her short legs, camera shows dramatic shots of D.K. looking skressed and Daisy looking pissed as always as Noki writes her vote, pan flute music crescendos and falls as Randy retrieves the urn.
"If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so," Randy wiggles his eyebrows before the camera dramatically shows successive close-ups of Knckles, Eggman, and Tikal, lingering on the latter for a few seconds as an ethnic woman is heard screaming bloody murder in the soundtrack. Tikal blinks and the woman's wails die abruptly, as if her throat was snapped.
"Okay, person with the most votes will have to leave the Tribal Council area immediately, I'll read the votes…" Randy takes the top off the urn, he places it on the podium next to the urn audibly before Luigi is shown gulping next to Sonic. Peach and Daisy clasp hands; Toadette lays her head on her fist stoically.
Music intensifying as Randy slowly opens the first vote, "First vote…" [Luigi]. Luigi yelps, looking at Sonic and Rouge frantically. Tikal's serious expression is shown.
Randy flips the next vote… [D.K.] "That's one vote Luigi, one vote D.K." D.K. nods, straightening his tie.
Randy pulls out the next vote real fast as the percussion speeds up, [D.K.] "Two votes D.K., one vote Luigi."
Randy reveals the next vote, [D.K.] "That's three votes D.K.," Randy says solemnly, D.K. curling his black lips in discomfort.
The next vote is revealed a little slower, [Daisy] "That's three votes D.K., one vote Daisy, one vote Luigi," Daisy almost crushes Peach's hand, her sister pulls back.
Randy pulls out the next one, "Next vote…" [Daisy] "Two votes Daisy." Toadette shown tilting her head slightly.
Music raises as the next vote is revealed, [Daisy] "We're tied, three votes Daisy, three votes D.K., one vote Luigi."
Beads of white woman sweat rolling down Daisy's face before camera cuts to the next vote, [D.K.] "That's four votes D.K., three votes Daisy," Daisy seems to calm down a bit, "One vote Luigi," he adds rather pointlessly.
Randy flips over another vote, "Next vote... " [Daisy] "We're tied AGAIN, four votes D.K., four votes Daisy."
Toadette at this point is yanking on her pigtails in suspense, Rouge biting her lip at the possibility of a tie vote. Back to Randy, "Next vote," [D.K.] "That's five votes D.K., four votes Daisy, one Luigi," shot of Bowser shrugging defeatedly at D.K.
Randy pops out the next vote, [Daisy], "We tied AGAIN. Five votes D.K., five votes Daisy, one vote Luigi, two votes left." Daisy reaches over to shake the ape's hand, but recoils when she notices he is masturbating anxiously.
Randy pulls out the next vote… [Daisy]. "That's six votes Daisy, five votes D.K., one vote Luigi, one vote left," music swells showing Tails looking glazed-over in the eyes, Sonic looking hungry, Daisy with prominently sweat-stained armpits and finally Noki staring into the flames.
"Eleventh person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins and the first member of our jury... " [Daisy] "That's seven, and that's enough. Bring me your torch."
Chaotic reactions among the cast, Toadette looks very perturbed despite her poker face, Peach is glaring daggers at the Doctor while Daisy looks highly offended. "Really? Me?"
"Yeah you," Randy points at her impolitely.
Daisy embraces her sister for a moment before dragging her torch over, her death stare back at Bowser and D.K. is shown. D.K. does a wiggly finger wave.
"Daisy… the tribe has spoken," Randy snuffs her torch. "Time for you to go."
Daisy's sunset-colored tank top looking an eerie green color in the blue light as she walks away from tribal lesbianly.
"Oftentimes the first vote of the merge decides the game," Randy prophesies as a shot of Bowser grinning is shown, followed by Peach looking forlorn, "But the question is, whose game did that decide?" Noki making a confused expression at this sign-out. "Get back to camp, guhnight."
"I can't wait to cast my jury vote and be like Hi, I'm Daisy!" Daisy mutters through gritted teeth in the elimination phone booth.
NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR…
"It's time to change my game plan." Peach narrates while she sits on Bowser's dick in the middle of camp.
"Those girls trust me, hah." Noki shown sunbathing, "I am the one who holds cards."
Tikal gasping as she sees a racistly-drawn ancient carving in a cave. "It can't be!"
"I feel secure with my two daddies," Tails voice over of him being molested by Sonic and Luigi in the shelter in the night vision lens.
AN: The votes for Daisy were Bowser, D.K., Sonic, Rouge, Knuckles, Tails, Noki
The votes for D.K. were Peach, Daisy, Toadette, Eggman, Luigi
The vote for Luigi was Tikal.