A Spider-Man who laughs is a Spider-Man who wins.
New York...or at least it was New York.
The skies are now cloudy and red with the shadows of damaged skyscrapers looming over the already dark environment.
KA-BOOM!
A giant tank crudely painted red and black rolls over the broken terrain that was once a regular street of the big apple.
KA-BLAM!
Another missile shot out of the cannon, exploding in impact at the large group of goblin-fied citizens.
The treads of the tank rolls over and crushes the burnt and mangled bodies of the dead goblins.
The driver, who is Deadpool, steers the tank while his friend Bob, a hydra agent, released more missiles while Deadpool sings along with the carnage.
"Da-Da-Do-Do-Do. Another one bites the dust. Da-Da-Do-Do-Do. Another one bites the dust." the merc sings.
"D-Deadpool. How much farther to the goblin's throne?" asked Bob nervously
Deadpool smiled gleefully as he runs over an injured goblin who attempts to crawl away only to have its head squashed by the tank.
"Not far. Why?" he asked
"W-We're almost out of missiles and there's a large number of goblins trailing at the back of the tank!" The Hydra agent answers.
Deadpool stops the tank
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Bob yells
"Just keep blasting what's in front of us. I'll take care of the back." Deadpool hops to the back of the tank and grabs a hold of the machine guns used for firing out the back with the small narrow window built into the tank.
"I'm about to get all Rambo in here!" Deadpool shouts as he begins to spit lead.
Deadpool and Bob spent the last few days killing goblins. At first, Deadpool found Bob at an abandoned Hydra base hiding away. The agent told the merc about the Goblin King and his servants killed every Hydra agent in New York except for him. Deadpool really didn't expect the guy to still be living as he was just looking for things that went BOOM! But it was nice to see a familiar face still breathing. Bob introduced DP to an old Hydra tank hidden away and with a few modifications from your favorite Merc, the two began their killing spree.
How many have they killed so far? Deadpool lost count after 879.
As Bob said, he finally ran out of missiles.
"Deadpool! I'm empty!" Bob announced
Deadpool turned.
"Guess it's time to make our escape."
Deadpool handed Bob the machine gun.
He then went down to the ground and moved a slab of wood, revealing a hole at the bottom of the tank.
"How did that get there?" Bob asked in confusion.
"I made that hole with a powerful laser device I had somehow." The Merc answered
"Okay...so are we just going to hide under the tank? I mean, they'll find us eventually." Bob explained
Deadpool held a finger up.
"There's a reason why I stopped at this very area." said Deadpool as he pointed down the hole.
Looking down, Bob spotted a manhole cover right under the tank.
"That's genius!" Bob admired.
Suddenly, the sounds of growling sounded from the tank.
The noise of multiple sharp nails climbing the tank and scratching the top lid surrounded the two.
"I-I'll go first." said Bob as he removed the manhole cover and dropped into the sewer.
Before leaving himself, Deadpool reached for a nearby wooden box that he brought along.
Opening the box, it was revealed to be containing a bomb.
A big bomb...
Setting the countdown for at least eight seconds, Deadpool activated the explosive and dived into the hole with Bob.
Just in time as the latch of the tank was ripped off and the goblins started to pile in and look for their prey.
3...
Down in the sewer, Deadpool caught up to an already running Bob.
The former grabbed the latter's arm to try to pull him farther.
2...
"Cover your ears, Bob!" Deadpool commanded
In the tank, a curious goblin grabbed the bomb to inspect in, not aware of what it was.
1...
BOOOOOOOOM!
The explosion shook the ground as it echoed throughout the sewer.
The two friends covered their ears.
After a few minutes, they uncovered them.
"You had a bomb?" Bob asked in surprise.
Deadpool smiled proudly.
The biggest one that I could find back at your base." he replied before turning around.
"Alright, Bobby. We're almost at the Goblin's lair." The Merc announced
"How do you know that?" Bob scowled
"Because the author wants us to be." Deadpool answers nonchalantly.
"What?" Bob asked confused.
Deadpool shook his head.
"I said I saw a huge pile of bones ahead of the tank. Must be where he resides and plans out his evil schemes." Deadpool explained
As the two made it to a latter leaving the sewers, they emerged back on the surface.
Once Bob got out of the hole, he gasped for breath.
"Oh gawd! It smells like the hulk took a giant dump in there!" Bob gagged.
"Trust me. Down there was nothing compared to Hulk's radioactive turds." said Deadpool
Bob's eyes narrowed.
"How do..."
"You don't want to know how I know that." Deadpool interrupts.
Anyways...
The two are met with a giant pile of bones and on top, a lone figure waits.
"That's the goblin!" Bob said fearfully.
The Goblin King didn't seem to notice the two before him. Or he just didn't care.
"I think he's asleep." Bob whispered
"Oh, yeah. After that large explosion he's still asleep." Deadpool mocked
Bob glared at Deadpool.
"okay fine! maybe he doesn't notice us. so the best course of action would be to sneak up behind him and take him out." Bob planned.
"HEY GOBLIN! WAKE UP SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Deadpool yelled
The loud voice made Bob jump and turn to Deadpool.
"You idiot! We just lost the element of surprise thanks to you! And why did you tell him to wake up?" Bob vented.
"I'm already aware of your presence, fool." The Goblin spoke.
Bob shivered at sound of the dark cold voice.
The Goblin's evil eyes shift at Deadpool.
"I've been expecting you, Wade. So what is your master plan involving my assassination?" the villain asked.
Deadpool grabbed his gun from its holster and held it in the air for the goblin to see.
"I was just planning on popping a cap in your noggin." Deadpool said with a smile.
The Goblin leaned his head back and let out hoarse laughter.
"You really think I'll go down THAT easily?" he asked
Deadpool and Bob looked at each other before looking back at Goblin.
"Yes." both answered at the same time.
Goblin chuckled and snapped his fingers.
"Hey! Only Thanos can snap like that!" said Deadpool
Behind Goblin emerged three figures. From his left and right came Goblin MJ and Goblin Aunt May. On top of Goblin's throne perched a Goblin Miles Morales.
"...Is that all?" Deadpool questioned with a bored tone in his voice.
Bob's eyes widened as he shoved Deadpool.
"Dude, don't say stuff like that!" Bob yelled
Deadpool shrugged.
"What's the problem? He only has three lackeys. We killed the entire goblin fleet besides the three stooges up there." Deadpool explained.
Goblin raised an eyebrow.
"All of them?" he asked snarkly.
Behind Goblin and the three others with a group of more goblin-fied people.
"Ohh..." said Deadpool
"You may have depleted a large number of my army but I still have more. Now then...KILL THEM!" Goblin commanded.
The goblins rushed down the pile of bones towards the two men.
Deadpool grabbed both of his katana blades.
"Might want to get a weapon out, Bob." said Deadpool
"We left most of the supplies in the tank before it exploded. I have nothing!" Bob panicked
Deadpool stabbed one of his katanas into the ground and in his back pocket, he pulled out machine guns out of...somewhere and gave them to Bob.
"Thanks! Wait...where did these come from?" Bob asked.
"All that you need to know is I came packing some serious heat!" Deadpool answered
"That's cool but these came out of no where." Bob continued
"Mallet space, brotha." Deadpool replied
Bob shrugged.
"Works for me." said Bob as he began to fire away.
Goblins fell to the ground lifeless from Bob's bullets while Deadpool made quick work of each that didn't get shot. Two sharp blades swish through the air and collides with each goblin, slicing off their limbs or head.
The small army goblin begins to shrink rapidly after each shot fired and blade swung.
"Deadpool! We're doing it!" Bob smiles as the lasts of the goblins fall.
But suddenly, a web line attaches to Bob's gun and is forcefully disarmed.
Goblin Morales jumps from the throne and lands perfectly on the ground in front of Bob. He looks up with an evil grin, his shark-like yellow teeth sending a shiver down Bob's spine.
The agent frantically searched for something to defend himself and behold! A broken bone with a skarp edge is near his foot.
Quickly picking the bone up, Bob faces Miles once more.
"Alright pal, I'm armed!" Bob warned, trying to sound threatening.
Miles just giggles demonically.
Bob gives out his best warriors cry and rushes towards Miles with the bone shard aimed ahead.
Miles simply steps aside while keeping his foot in place, making Bob trip and fall to the ground.
Fortunately, the Hydra agent didn't land on his own weapon. The only thing damaged about Bob is his pride.
Bob groaned as he felt a hand grab the too of his head and being lifted into the air.
Miles insane expression is what Bob's vision met with.
"Time to feast!" Miles chuckled
Panicking, Bob did the only thing he could've thought of...
He kicked Miles in the nuts.
Miles yelped like how a dog does when you step on its paw and released his grip on Bob, falling to the ground and curling into a ball in pain.
Deadpool noticed this and leaped original place after killing another goblin.
The Mercinary grabbed his sword and aimed it down while in the air.
Miles's spider-sense (or goblin-sense) began to go off but he was in too much pain to move.
Deadpool's blade impaled Miles through the chest.
The lad started to twist and squirm in attempts to escape only slowly perish from blood loss. The color in Miles Morales's eyes left. He was finally free.
The Spider-Goblin fist smashed down on the arms of his throne in anger.
"No! Miles, you were too weak." Soider-Goblin grilled.
Goblin MJ placed a hand on her king's shoulder.
"What now, lover?" she asked in a gravily voice.
"Simple. I'll get rid of them!" Spider-Goblin sneered
Deadpool looked up at Goblin as Bob got rid of the last few goblins with the same gun that was snatched away from him a few minutes earlier.
Hey Goblin! Think fast!" Deadpool shouted as he grabbed a grenade from his belt and pulled out the pin. Deadpool threw the explosive at his enemy but so they wouldn't have time to escape, he grabbed his gun and fired a shot at the airborne bomb.
Spider-Goblin's spider-sense went off.
He tried to grab MJ but was too late as the bullet met the grenade and exploded a few inches away from the three.
Spider-Goblin was blasted back, destroying his throne.
He started to role down the hill of bones and landed on the bottom.
Seeing that his blue mask is now ruined thanks to the explosion, he removed it revealing his green scaley face.
Goblin looked up to the top of the the bone pile and his heart sank as he saw smoke rising.
"no..." he said almost in a whisper.
Spider-Goblin climbed up the small mountain and saw the charred remains of his wife and aunt.
His queen...dead...
Spider-Goblin gritted his sharp teeth. He looked up at the sky and screamed furiously.
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"I think he got that from Revenge of the Sith." Deadpool quipped
Spider-Goblin glared down at the merc and his friend. His yellow eyes burning with hate.
"I've had enough of both of you!" Goblin yelled as black ooze quickly covered his body.
In a matter of seconds, the Spider-Goblin has now taken a new form.
He was now more bulky and his entire costume was now a shiny sillouette.
A long pink tongue spilled from the now gaping mouth with rows of shape teeth and eyes emerald green.
"Is that the venom symbiote?!" Bob asked in surprised.
Deadpool nodded.
Symbiote Goblin leaped from the bones and landed in front of Deadpool.
Before the mouthy ninja could react, the black monster wacked him to the side with his giant arm.
Symbiote Goblin then turned his attention to Bob.
Bob's legs shook like Jell-O.
"C-Could we talk this out?" Bob whimpered.
Symbiote Goblin smiled evilly.
"The time for reason has long passed!" he replied while grabbing Bob by the neck.
"I bet you'll taste like chicken!" Symbiote Spider sneered.
But before the Hydra agent was consumed, the honking of a car horn reached their ears.
The symbiote weakly quivered from loud noise.
Turning around, symbiote goblin spotted Deadpool in a car driving fast.
The car rammed the back of the Goblin's legs, making him fall backwards and lose grip on Bob, allowing the latter to escape death once more.
Deadpool made a sharp U-Turn and raced back at the monster.
Fortunately, the vehicle that Deadpool was driving has custom speakers put in by the original owner (dead btw) who really enjoyed loud music.
Deadpool found an aux that the original owner kindly left behind. He took his phone out of his pocket and hooked it up to the cord. The Merc opened his music app and attempted to find the perfect song that has enough bass to combat the ooze.
"Ah-ha!" said Deadpool as he found the perfect tune.
As he pressed the button for it to play and cranked the volume all the way up but the usual buffering circle came up. His music requires some form of internet connection and with no hotspot or wifi router active in an apocalyptic setting, he'll just have to risk using mobile data.
Suddenly, black tendrils wrapped around the car as it was only a foot away from impact.
Now back on his feet, Symbiote Goblin used his tendrils to rip the driver's side door off its henges and pulled Deadpool out by grabbing his leg, leaving his phone in the car.
The tendrils sank down on Deadpool where his whole body except for his head was now binded.
Symbiote Goblin laughed as his mouth widened to swallow Deadpool alone.
But he was interrupted by something hard hitting his leg.
Looking down, Goblin saw Bob going to town with a metal crowbar.
"LET. HIM. GO. NOW." Bob puffed as he continued his feeble assault.
The Symbiote Monstrosity used his free arm to flick the bar, easily disarming the agent.
Bob looked at his now empty hands and back at Symbiote Goblin. He smiled nervously.
"Heh-heh." Bob chuckled nervously.
The Goblin grabbed Bob by the waist and held him up in the air.
"Now you both will witness the failure of your mindless attempt of stopping my reign!" Goblin laughed
Deadpool, on the other hand, had a different plan.
"Hey, Gobbie! Guess who's gonna give it to ya?" he asked
The symbiote scowled.
"What?" he asked in confusion.
Deadpool leaned closer.
"X" he answered in a whisper.
The car still wrapped in tendrils started to vibrate before a loud mixture of drums and guitar rifts blasted from the speakers.
Deadpool looked on with confusion as he recognized the only song with that epic mixture.
"DRAGONFORCE? I THOUGHT I PICKED X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA?" Deadpool yelled.
"DID YOU HAVE IT ON SHUFFLE?" BOB ASKED LOUDLY
The Symbiote attached to the goblin started to aggressively squirm and quiver at the loud vibrations, slowly peeling itself away from Goblin.
With his tendrils no longer keeping a tight hold, Deadpool and Bob managed to slip out of it's grasp.
The car that was suspended in hair has been dropped back down as well.
"TO THE CAR!" Deadpool ordered
Bob hopped into the passengers seat while covering his ears as Deadpool opened the hood and slipped something in before slamming it shut and returning to the drivers seat.
Deadpool floored the gas petal and rammed into the dazed symbiote monster.
The monster was carried by the car, still going crazy from the loud noise. But to make it worse, Deadpool held down the horn as well.
The car was driven into a brick wall of a nearby building where the goblin was wedged.
"BOB! GET OUT NOW!"
Deadpool commanded.
The two jumped out and made a run for it.
Symbiote Goblin used his returning strength to push the car away but a sudden flash of fire eruoted from the hood.
A large boom was almost missed by Deadpool's and Bob's ringing ears, the former having it better because of his healing factor repairing the damage.
"I-Is it over?" Bob asked with a raised voice.
Knowing that Bob can't hear correctly at the second, Deadpool shook his head as a way of saying No.
Bob's breath hitched as he glanced back towards the inferno.
They didn't see anything emerge from it. Maybe the Merc was wrong? Nope, he was right.
Out of the fire came a spinning piece of metal that flew into Bob's arm.
Bob yelled in pain as his arm began to bleed.
Deadpool quickly removed the sharp object which was revealed to be a razor bat.
Suddenly, The Goblin emerged from the flames, riding on a goblin glider.
The Spider-Goblin now looked absolutely pissed.
"You killed my forces, my queen, and my symbiote! I admit that it's my fault for just waiting for you to come to me, Deadpool. But now I'll fix my error." Spider-Goblin warned.
A turret of missles lowered from the wings and were fired towards the dynamic duo (Is that considered copyright?).
Deadpool and Bob quickly jumped out of the way as explosives rained down.
At the moment, Spider-Goblin was more focused on Deadpool rather than Bob. That bumbling reject can wait.
The glider's front opened to reveal gun turrets that shot bullets which began to fire at a running Deadpool.
"Oh how I really wish I could teleport like my ultimate counterpart!" Deadpool complained, looking up at the author with an annoyed glance.
"I've dealt with too much crap before I became my true self! Constantly trying to do the right thing, taking the punches by the people of New York who easily turned against me when Jameson opened his big mouth! Living with my aunt because I couldn't afford an actual home due to my pathetic job! But the one thing, the ONLY thing I can no longer put up with...IS YOU!"
Spider-Goblin growled as he continued his onslaught.
Deadpool jumped over a car and took cover as the Goblin passed.
"Me? I made your life interesting." Deadpool defended as he loaded his guns.
Spider-Goblin's glider stopped and slowly turned around.
"Interesting? The only thing you brought me was constant headaches. All of the jokes, all of the ignorance, and how people always blamed me for the deaths you caused because everyone always confuses me to be you!" Spider-Goblin explained angrily.
"Hey! I told everyone that I was responsible for killing that one drug lord!" said Deadpool
Soider-Goblin zoomed forwards.
"3 WEEKS LATER! The entire SWAT team was on my tail. I almost died!" Spider-Goblin yelled as he fired the turrets once more.
Deadpool rolled but still got hit on his side.
His wound began to bleed but the torn skin immediately began to heal itself thanks to Deadpool's advanced healing factor.
"Hey, you finally nicked me!" said Deadpool as he raised his guns in the air and opened fire.
POP!
POP!
POP!
Goblin laughed
"You just love your little healing factor don't ya? Well enjoy it while you can!" Spider-Goblin grinned as he reached for a scabbard tied to his belt and pulled out a sword. But not just any sword...
"This blade has been crafted just for you. It's made of pure carbonadium and I'm sure that it shall hinder your precious healing factor in order for me to finally end your life." Goblin cackled.
Deadpool stood up.
"And I have something special for YOU to my homicidal brother from another mother." Deadpool explained boldly.
Spider-Goblin scowled.
"And what would that be? A joke? An explanation about how we're just a bunch of characters in a comic book?" The villain questioned.
Deadpool grabbed a small metal cylinder from his pocket.
"A smoke capsule." Deadpool grinned
Goblin shook his head.
"You are an utter disappointment. I hope you realize that." Spider-Goblin groaned in annoyance.
Deadpool throws down the capsule which breaks and is immediately surrounded by gray smoke.
"You won't escape me so easily!" Gobln roared as he flew towards the gas and began to slash the sword in different directions.
As the gas faded, Goblin saw that Deadpool was no longer in sight.
"Where are you hiding?" Goblin asked.
Suddenly, Goblin rubbed his nose as it felt like it was burning on the inside.
Spider-Goblin's glider levitated back in the air.
"HEADS UP!"
The glider exploded from the bottom, launching Spider-Goblin towards the wall.
But he quickly recovered and moved into a position where he latched onto the wall with his hands and feet.
Goblin looked down to see Deadpool tossing a grenade up and down in one hand with a metal bar in the other. In front of the Merc was the now destroyed glider.
"FORE!" Deadpool yelled as he tossed the grenade in the air and wacked it, sending it flying at Spider-Goblin.
The latter leaped off the wall and on the street as the wall where he was once perched on exploded.
"That...is the final time I am caught off guard." Spider-Goblin seethed.
Deadpool grabbed both katanas.
"And finally ready to fight me like a man?" he taunted.
"I really hate you." Goblin growled as he ran forwards as Deadpool did the same.
Blades clashed as the two tried to get the upper hand. Spider-Goblin with his skill and Deadpool with his speed.
Deadpool ducked when the carbonadium blade wistled against the wind towards his head.
Spider-Goblin stepped aside when Deadpool lunged his swords forwards at Spider-Goblin's chest.
"You're getting slow, Wade. Are you feeling intimidated by me?" Goblin asked
Deadpool laughed.
"Nah. I'm just aware that you're a Hanzo main and that you suck at using a sword." Deadpool replied as he placed one bag back in it's scabbard and grabbed his pistol.
Deadpool aimed at Goblin's face and pulled the trigger.
Goblin moved out of the way of the bullet and slashed the sword only for Deadpool to intercept it with his blade.
Deadpool found a window to shoot again and fired at Goblin's stomach and shot at his gut.
But the bullets bounced off.
"Ha-Ha! You think I'm just wearing cloth and leather?" Spider-Goblin laughed as he lifted his foot and kicked Deadpool in the gut, shoving him back.
Spider-Goblin then used his blade again and successfully struck Deadpool's left arm, cutting it off as his katana fell to the ground.
"I'm still armed!" Deadpool joked as he raised his gun again but Goblin shoved the sword in his chest and tackled him to the ground.
Deadpool's back laid across the cold hard concrete as the sword was pushed deeper into his chest, meeting in pain.
Spider-Goblin's grinning face looked over Deadpool.
"Any last words?" he asked.
Deadpool coughed.
"Y-You..."
He studdered.
"Hurry. Your time is almost up!"
Deadpool lifted his head to the point where his and Spider-Goblin noses meet.
"You should've gone for the head." said Deadpool with a raspy voice.
Spider-Goblin's smile dropped as he looked at Deadpool in confusion.
"What the heck does that mean? I want you to suffer, not die immediately."
"Look down." Deadpool grinned
Spider-Goblin glanced down.
His pupils shrunk and heart skipped a beat.
What he saw was shocking...
Deadpool has lodged a combat knife into his chest that went threw the suit and into his skin. Blood pouring down from the knife down Deadpool's glove.
Spider-Goblin looked back at Deadpool with surprise as a line of blood leaked from his mouth.
"H-How? My Spider-Sense should've warned me about this." Spider-Goblin asked with his voice full of shock.
"I read my comic books. I used a the same gas that Norman Osborn used. The gas that nullifies your Spider-Sense." Deadpool explained.
"The s-same way he found out m-my identity." Spider-Goblin shook.
The villain released his grip on the sword and fell onto his back next to Deadpool.
"And I made my knife extra sharp. So sharp you wouldn't feel a thing." Deadpool added as he gripped the carbonadium blade and struggled to pull it out of his chest.
Spider-Goblin stared into the sky.
"This is how it ends?" he asked
Deadpool shrugs.
"You're not missing much to be honest. I just know that you needed to die. You did kill a lot of people." said Deadpool
"M-My enemies!" Spider-Goblin growled.
"Now that's your evil side talking. Really think about it." said Deadpool with the blade barely out of his body.
Spider-Goblin reminisced on his past ...this.
All of this heroes, those memories, was it all for nothing.
"My enemies! My...My eni...My...friends?" Spider-Goblin asked. But not to anyone in particular. Just himself.
"Bingo-Bango-Bongo!" Deadpool replied
"I killed them all..."
"Pretty much."
"I did it with a smile."
"We all do something with a smile. I do everything with a smile."
Spider-Goblin felt his breath getting shorter and shorter.
A single tear fell from his eye as the small microscopic spark of humanity that resided in his body finally uncovered itself.
"E-Everyone...Un-cle Ben...I'm sorry." Spider-Goblin whispered sadly.
Finally, the color left Goblin's eyes and the monster died.
A green mist left Spider-Goblin's mouth and floated into the air after he took his last breath.
But no one was around to inhale the gas that started this nightmare in the first place. It's all over now.
The green gas faded away into nothingness.
Deadpool signed as his head flopped back onto the ground.
"Deadpool!" Bob screamed as he ran up to his friend.
Bob threw his hand over his mouth seeing the dead Spider-Goblin and the one-armed Deadpool with a sword in his chest.
Bob ran up to Deadpool and pulled the blade out of his chest.
The Hydra Agent knelt next to Deadpool.
"Wade you did it! We won! The Goblin's dead." Bob cheered
Deadpool's head slowly turned to Bob.
"Yeah yeah...cool. Hey Bob, thanks..." Deadpool said weakily.
Bob scowled.
"Thanks? For what?" he asked
"For being a great friend. It was fun while it lasted." Deadpool replied.
Bob's eyes widened as he realized what Deadpool meant.
"N-No, you can't die now!" Bob said frightened.
"Sorry buddy. I see the light. Just make sure you live life. And make sure Ryan Reynolds continues to play me once I'm officially in the MCU...k?" Deadpool requested.
"S-Sure...I'll try!" Bob whimpered.
Deadpool raised his one arm and gave a thumbs up.
"Cowabunga."
And with that final word, Deadpool fell silent as his body went limp.
"D-Deadpool?" Bob called.
With the silence, Bob knew that his friend is gone.
Bob's head lowers to Deadpool's chest as he begins to cry.
BBRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!
Bob stopped crying as he looked to where the unmistakable sound of a fart came from.
He looked at Deadpool's head and back around his legs.
"What the..."
Deadpool's chest lightly jiggled as small chuckled escaped his mouth.
"D-Deadpool?" Bob asked.
Deadpool immediately bursted out laughing.
He pointed a finger with his one arm at Bob.
"I got you!" Deadpool laughed.
Bob glared at Deadpool.
"You jerk! I thought you died!" Bob fumed as he shoved Deadpool.
Deadpool calmed down.
"Alright, alright, I apologize." Deadpool giggled.
Deadpool struggled to get to his feet, prompting Bob to help him up.
"So...what now?" Deadpool asked as he looked around at the carnage as his other arm started to grow back.
Bob snatched the pistol from Deadpool's hand and repeatedly shot at Spider-Goblin's corpse until the clip ran out of ammo.
"Woah, Bobby. Calm down!" said Deadpool
"Just wanted to be sure that he's dead." Bob defended as he handed the gun back to Deadpool.
"So back to my question." said Deadpool
Bob's eyes lit up.
"Well I think we should contact the other states to let them know that the threat is over with. We will help rebuild the city and raise a new generation of heroes and make sure that something like this never happens again. We'll be seen as heroes and go down in history and..."
"Wanna get something to eat?" Deadpool interrupted.
Bob looked at Deadpool and shrugged after a few seconds of silence.
"Sure." he replied.
The two men walked off with a new destination:
A decent burger place.
I really hope you all enjoyed this idea that I had. Tell me what you thought about it in the reviews. And let me know if I used these characters correctly.