Randy Marsh is sitting the Chao's doctor office smoking a spliff with the Chao Doctor and Nurse Goodley. "Previously on Survivor!"
Shot of Tails sobbing on the ground in the dark, "Tails put on a show to cover up the hate crime killing of his daughter, while at the Survivor auction" small montage of the castaways claiming their prizes including Rouge and Noki in the shower and Tails getting his jar of candy, "Noki awarded Immunity to her close ally Toadette, while Knuckles chose Luigi to join him for a romantic date at exile despite Luigi's committed relationship," shot of Knuckles pounding Luigi's tight ass.
Shot of Eggman in the past bleeding hard as fuck out of his nose, "After a trip to the past shed light on Maria's HIV, the Doctor made a partnership with Rouge hoping to break up the alliance that had voted out his second showmance, Peach, and while Knuckles tried to rally the forces against him in turn," shot of Knuckles plotting with D.K. and Noki at the Nights shrine, "It wasn't enough as Rouge and Toadette chose to side with the whites, sending D.K. home," shot of D.K.'s teeth shining in the dark as his torch is snuffed.
"Seven are left," Randy coughing up a ball of phlegm, "who will be voted out tonight?"
Airam Tribe
Night 13
Shimmery chime sound effect as a shot of some Chaos flying through the night sky is shown.
Laid over a shot of Noki walking back to camp looking livid, "So tonight the fool was me, I gave that girl my heart and she took a big poopy on it," sharp cut to Toadette looking very snide still wearing the necklace Noki gave her.
As everyone takes a seat around the campfire, Rouge giving Eggman an apologetic big eye and boob look, "We good?"
"I thought you could be trusted."
"And I thought Knuckles was going home," she whispers in his ear sexily, "but we still got time for that now, right?"
"Mm, yes," the Doctor purrs. "Knuckles goes next."
"I knew Rouge was bluffing when she outed my idol." Eggman rubbing the Chaos Emerald all over his fat body, "I didn't waste it and I'm still here. Fuck with me bitch."
While the remaining ladies including Tails struggled to rebuild the dying fire, Knuckles just laid down in the shelter looking pissed, until he was surprised by Luigi slithering up next to him.
"I'm sorry about the vote Knucks but please just look at the big picture," Luigi looking concerned for Knuckles's emotional well-being.
"I'll show you the big picture," Knuckles forcefully grabs Luigi's skinny hand and puts it on his penis.
Shot of Tails glaring at the two canoodling from the fire.
"I'm already going through a lot right now, and now it looks like one of my boyfriends is flirting with Knuckles," Tails pouts racistly. "Maybe I'm just crazy though."
"Uhh hey Luigi," Tails sidling up very awkwardly interrupting Luigi's mediocre handjob.
"We're busy T," Knuckles shooing Tails away, "Let's just say I got Team Sonic back together on Exile Beach." Luigi's hand very obviously gripped around Knuckle's big cock.
Tails gaping at Luigi, "YOU HAD SAX?!"
Luigi looking very flustered and cum-stained, "Busted."
Rouge lazing against one of the Mystic boulders, "There's just so much toxic masculinity out here." The camera cuts to Luigi and Tails domestically abusing each other.
"I don't know you anymore," Tails getting incomprehensible, "You're not Luigi."
Overwhelmed, Luigi tries to rationalize with his man as Tails starts sobbing, "How else do you thank a guy for a picnic? I mean have you even tried this dick? It'll make you feel better."
Tails wiping away the tears gayly, "Really?"
Luigi sitting on a stump pensively as Knuckles ravages Tails's loose hole in the background, "I think I made the best play possible by pimping Tails out to Knucks, my only worry is now do I need to have a twink rivalry with my boyfriend?"
Noki very huffy pulling Toadette into the woods, "Don't you understand chicka," trying to empathize with Toadette's heritage, "we needed DK as a number against the whites."
Toadette shrugging condescendingly, "I'ma show you our numbers right the fuck now."
Quick transitional shot of some clouds passing as Toadette fetches Knuckles and Rouge from camp.
The four assemble at the Nights Shrine. "Oh I know what you gonna say now bitch," Knuckles glaring at Toadette and Rouge accusatively, "I hate white people, hashtag kill all white people. Well I don't know what kind of dyke ass deal y'all two have going but nigga explain how we move forward now that Doctor Cracker has an idol." Noki and her Chao followers nodding in agreement.
Toadette unfazed, "The Doctor can be easily controlled."
"Mmhm, right, because you trust the Doctor," Knuckles getting up in Toadette's face a little bit.
"She could MARRY the Doctor," Noki egging him on.
"Everyone please, this is exactly what the white people want us to do," Rouge backpedaling hard as fuck.
Toadette getting a little red in the face at Noki's suggestion, "What are you talking about?"
"Begone, harlot sent to distract us from Nights," Noki getting down on her knees to pray, "I knew as soon as Tikal went home none of you ladies have a clean enough poosie to birth the savior, second coming of Nights, as it is told see."
Just then, Tails emerges out of the jungle looking once again pregnant as fuck, vomiting all over the Nights shrine.
"Woah, this is making my head spin," Tails sleepily as the camera closes in on Noki looking distraught.
"Alas, Tikal's destiny poosy has chosen another," Noki very depressed. "Nights, please show me a sign."
The camera lingers on a shady koopa retracting into his shell.
Immunity Challenge
Day 14
The castaways walked up to the pumpkin mountains and the pumpkin hill rap begins to play.
"Hey gimme that necklace lady," Randy motions at Toadette to hand over the immunity.
Randy shoves the necklaces back into one big ass necklace, "So for today's challenge, you'll be doing what you guys do best, backstabbing!"
The camera cuts to Toadette looking fat and guilty.
Randy begins to explain "Each of you has a scarecrow," Randy states matter of factly. "You all were just asked a series of questions regarding your fellow tribemates. I will now ask you these questions again, but this time, you are trying to guess the answer that you think was the most common. If you got it right, you get to chop a rope of one of your competitors; when all three of your ropes are chopped, your scarecrow will catch fire and you're out of the challenge. Last person standing wins immunity. They will have a one in six shot of winning the money."
The castaways are shown shuffling through their flipbooks of the names of the tribe. "First question, survivors ready?"
The camera spins around and closes up on the green Luigi scarecrow's mustache blowing in the pumpkin wind.
"Alright, who does the tribe think is the smartest?"
Noki chuckles at this as everyone passes through their papers.
Randy clears his throat, "Reveal, Ok everyone said the Doctor while Noki said herself." Noki looking bewildered. "Eggman you get to go first."
Eggman excitedly picks up the machete and heads over to Knuckles racistly constructed scarecrow.
"Knuckles you're up next." Randy blandly narrates.
"Returning the favor, bitch." Knuckles slams the knife down on one of Eggman's ropes. A lingering shot on Eggman's rotund scarecrow.
Randy asianly giggles, "Lots of drama, Luigi, you're next."
Luigi pensively looks at all the scarecrows, "Sorry," he picks at one Noki's ropes like a pussy.
Luigi hands the knife to his very pregnant meat wallet Tails, he sashaes over to Toadette's scarecrow, who's braids are rapidly flapping in the wind.
"Woah, I'm shocked," Toadette tries to hide the anger in her voice as she chops Tails' first rope.
"Last, but not least, Rouge." Rouge skips making her tits bounce gregariously. "You have the idol, you really don't need this necklace." She coldly cuts Eggman's second rope. A quick cut to Eggman spitting onto the orange ground.
"Alright after the first question Rouge and Luigi sit at three ropes, Knuckles, Noki, Tails, Toadette are at two, and Eggman only has one remaining. At least they think you're smart Eggboy."
"Indeed Marsh." Eggman adjusts his sunglasses.
"Alright next question, who is the person you are LEAST likely to bang?"
Luigi smirks as he immediately picks his answer, everyone else shuffles around before Randy snaps his fingers.
"Reveal."
"Rouge, Luigi, Tails, Toadette all said Noki, Knuckles and Noki said Eggman, Eggman said Knuckles, and the correct answer was Noki."
Toadette quickly blurting out, "I think of you like a sister."
"Shell sister." Noki bristles and Toadette takes back the machete.
"Keeping it the same." Toadette takes out Tails' second rope.
"You know what's good Doctor," Rouge bites her lip as she takes Eggman out of the challenge.
"Just like that Eggman has been eliminated from the challenge, take a spot on the bench." Eggman rips his papers in half and throws them in the air.
As Tails is given the machete again he excitedly chops away at Toadette's rope. She stomps in response.
Luigi says nothing and chops Noki again.
"Update on the ropes, Rouge and Luigi still at three, Knuckles has two, Noki, Tails, Toadette all hanging on with one."
"Alright next question, who is the biggest poser?"
"Knuckles says Rouge, Rouge says Knuckles, Luigi and Tails say Toadette, Toadette and Noki say Eggman. The correct answer was Toadette."
Toadette makes a severe frown.
Luigi take the machete. "Sorry," he eliminates Noki nonchalantly as the tiny blue scarecrow burns brightly.
Skipping across the Pumpkin Hill Tails rubs his pregnant belly and slashes Toadette's final rope setting her scarecrow ablaze.
"Toadette and Noki are out, join Eggman on the bench. Next question, who is most likely to win the game?" A prolonged shot of everyone choosing their answer. "Reveal,"
"Tails and Luigi say Luigi, Knuckles and Rouge say Toadette."
"Despite being a poser, Toadette is most likely to win. Rouge, ladies first."
Rouge and her titties wipe away some sweat from her brow. "I gotta do it Knucks," She chops his rope.
Knuckles rolls his eyes, "I'll eliminate someone I guess," Knuckles cuts Tails' last rope and his twink paper-mache doll explodes. Tails starts sobbing as he takes a seat next to Noki on the bench. She lends a loving hand on his shoulder.
"Luigi and Rouge still untouched, Knuckles barely in this."
"Who is someone that you would trust with your life?"
Randy scratches his moustache, "Reveal,"
"All three of you said Eggman, and all of you are correct."
"Knuckles you can go first," Randy hands the machete over to Knuckles and Knuckles walks straight over to Rouge's scarecrow with cartoonishly large tits.
"Luigi, you're next." Luigi paused and followed in Knuckles foot steps.
Rouge angrily cuts one of Luigi's ropes.
"Very interesting, Knuckles survived, the blacks each have one rope, Luigi with two."
"Next question, who is most likely to waste the thousand dollars?"
A close up on Knuckles looking hella confused at what to say.
"Reveal, Luigi said Rouge, Knuckles said Noki, Rouge said Tails, the correct answer was Tails." Rouge jumps in excitement.
"I can't risk it, I know you don't want me to win." Rouge eliminates Knuckles, despite it not being in her best interest.
Luigi beams as Knuckles takes a seat on the bench.
"Next question, who is the person you never want to see again?"
The camera closes in on Luigi sweating.
"Reveal, Rouge said Knuckles, Luigi said Rouge, the correct answer being Rouge. Congratulations Luigi!"
Rouge looking disgruntled at the result, Luigi pulls her in for a hug before grabbing the necklace from Randy.
As Randy places the immunity around Luigi's slender neck, "Luigi can not be voted out tonight, everyone else is fair game, now get the fuck out."
"Today's challenge revealed a lot to me, I feel a bit better about going into tribal tonights." Knuckles explained in a voice over as the camera extremely zooms out.
Airam Tribe
Day 14
Shot of the frogs from Frog Forest croaking to summon a light rain.
Tails is sitting in the shelter as the rain drips off the palm frond roof above him, he is glowing with pregnancy as he suckles Baby Luigi at his tit.
"This storm is definitely a good omen on this pregnancy… a great warrior surely grows within my womb," Tails pulling at his whiskers. "This baby is another chance for the two I've lost."
"Wooaoah- ouch!" Toadette is heard collapsing to the wet ground off-screen. "What the fuck did I just step on?" cut to her clutching her bleeding foot.
"Oh get out of the rain Tanya Ann," Tails runs over to the scene to pluck up his spiky shelled daughter, holding her at his other tit.
"The more time goes on the more grateful I am that I miscarried," Toadette spitting with anger as Nurse Goodley wraps up her little potato foot in some gauze. "I don't think I can deal with another one of Tails's faggot spawn."
Music shifts to an ominous drum beats over a shot of some Goombas eating ass, then cut to Noki kneeling at the Nights Shrine looking very soaked.
Noki screaming over the sound of thunder, "Why have you forsaken me Nights?!" the chaos are all crying around her.
Nights shoots out from behind a raincloud, "Chill bitch. You must protect the savior fetus in the little fox girl, I'm busy," before leaving to play some pinball.
"I had nearly lost faith, but now I am understand," Noki with her hands on her hips eyeing the camera with newfound determination.
Noki's prayers are interrupted by Knuckles's voice nearby, "Word, the white people will never come here to look for us." Noki looks up to see Toadette and Rouge beside him.
Rouge sultrily brushing raindrops off of her bat wing, "So now that the plumber's got the necklace looks like we only got two options."
"Fine with me," Knuckles nonchalantly. "We cuh put three on the Doctor one on Tails, Toadette you can get your Doctor to vote Tails, right?" he adds stankly, to which Toadette nods compliantly.
Noki speaks up, "You would vote out the mother of Nights's child...you would vote out the mother of your child," she steps toward Knuckles.
"I don't know what you're talking about but I literally wrote down shorty's name already," he points an echidna thumb at Rouge. "Granted that was after she aborted but yes, and?"
"That hole was loose, honestly," Knuckles wide-eyed.
"I won't do it, we can't," Noki shaking her head adamantly. "The fox girl must stay until she births."
"Noki don't be ridiculous, this is the thousand dollars we're talking about," Toadette briskly shutting down her girl, "You want us to pile all the votes on the boy with the idol?"
Noki bristling, "Miss Rouge, I know you have seen the light, speak up!"
Rouge looking around nervously, "Well maybe we can convince him he's safe, let's see how they feel," she flaps her wings and dips the fuck out.
"I realize I might have made a deal too many," Rouge's ears twitching, "I couldn't risk letting it slip to the no whites alliance that I have a new partnership with the Doctor. Thankfully I don't think anyone has sussed out my true alliance, though."
Cut to Luigi looking pretty gay as he jogs into the jungle canopy where Rouge has landed.
"It's come at great cost," Luigi rests his hand on his groin looking pained, "but I do think my strategy has paid off, now that I have necklace I definitely feel like I have options going forward."
"Soo, good job out there," Rouge hugging her gay friend.
"Thanks mama," Luigi sounding Italian, "whisper me the vote?"
"Looks like the Doctor is gunning for Knuckles, and Knuckles is tryna get me and the mushroom girls against him," Rouge's titties shake up and down as she explains.
"Then we should keep them both in, no?" Luigi narrowing his eyes perceptively. "What about the Doctor's idol?"
"They wanna split on your boyfriend but the Russian girl won't budge," Rouge bites her lip.
Luigi defensive over his man, "Well why should we let them decide? I'm tired of her and pigtails running around like little cockaroaches," as shots are shown of Toadette trying to dry off her hair and Noki wringing out wet clothes under the shelter.
Rouge looks hesitant, but nods in agreement.
"Toadette and I have put a lot of trust in each other the last few rounds but Luigi is right, homegirl got a lot of power," Rouge checking her nails.
Slow pipe music plays over a majestic shot of the rain cloud passing to reveal the sun, #AidsCarCrashAlliance slowly fades into the corner of the screen, captions pick up "You should play it tonight" before we cut to Toadette and Eggman by the well.
"No way, I can't believe this!" the Doctor picking at his moustache in annoyance.
Toadette tries to level with the doctor by putting an arm on his shoulder but due to their 4-foot height difference she settles her stubby arm on his kneecap.
"It's true, doctor, they're all voting you and they sent me here to make you think it's not happening."
"Cunt," the Doctor curses under his breath.
"Maybe her words are true," Eggman squinting with paranoia, "and maybe these girls just want to flush my idol again."
Toadette rubs her little hand on his knee reassuringly, inadvertently arousing the older man. He gasps lightly and backs away though his long thin dick showed through his tight black pants like a mechanical pencil.
"And that's when I realized, Noki was right," Toadette staring out at the ocean romantically, "Maybe I could marry the doctor."
"Doctor give me the news, I got a bad case of loving you," Toadette slips off her dress advancing on Eggman.
"In the middle of railing Toadette I remembered Maria told me she had AIDS, at that point I was already boutta nut tho," Eggman stretching his legs nonplussed.
Native woman shouting over a shot of a Dry Bones stooping to lap up some water out of a puddle.
After an establishing shot showing Noki playing with Tanya Ann and Baby Luigi on the beach, cut to Luigi pulling a still-damp blanket over an exhausted Tails in the shelter.
"It's okay baby, you'll feel better once that thing is out of you," Luigi cooing at his boyfriend.
Tails looks at Luigi traumatized, "The pain of his penis inside me was unbearable, why did you bring him into this?" cut to a shot of Knuckles diving into the ground to dig for taro root in the jungle.
Luigi looking away fantasizing, "Well don't worry, we can just go with the Doctor and vote him out tonight."
Tails grabbing at Luigi's inner thigh, "Promise me Daddy."
"This is a big crossroads, I feel very committed to Tails but Knucks's dick is also really bomb," Luigi taking his hat off sweatily.
Cut to Toadette making her walk of shame back to camp, her baggy pussy bouncing as she walks. Rouge suddenly flies out from behind a tree, landing beside her.
"Girl we gotta talk," Rouge in low tones, "your blue girlfriend gonna mess up everything. This was our best chance to split up the couple."
Toadette flustered, "Noki can be reasoned with, don't worry."
Rouge giving her judgmental side-eye, "Aren't you tired of having to plan your moves around that old bag?"
"She wouldn't turn on us, trust," Toadette unyielding, "and I think Knucks needs us now more than ever. The Doctor already knows everything, we should just vote Tails."
Drum rhythms as Toadette and Rouge seamlessly arrive back at the shelter where Tails and Luigi lay cuddling. The latter sits up as the girls arrive, "So Tails and I think it's time to vote out Knuckles," he gives Rouge an eye.
Toadette nodding emphatically, "Sure, why not?"
Suddenly Noki emerging from behind the shelter with one of Tails's children in each arm, she hisses at Toadette. "Don't lie to Miss Jesus, your deceit would have him cast off before our new Lord rips himself out."
Tails's head whipping around, "What, really? Me?"
"No, of course not, Noki what are you talking about?" Toadette stuttering.
"More lies, you treacherous crouton," Noki is spitting now, she manically shouts attracting the attention of Eggman returning to camp and Knuckles gliding back in from a fishing outing, "Now I see you tell only lies, I can't stand by anymore."
Toadette, in tears, storms away from camp. Shot of eyebrows being raised collectively as the Doctor rushes off to follow her.
Toadette looking defeated crying behind a rock, "Suddenly my game? Blown the fuck out. It'll take a miracle for me to get to day 15."
"Big surprise, the plan to unite against white was blown up again," Knuckles wokely unsurprised perched on a tree branch. "Time to go out guns blazing bitch."
Tails clutching his stomach as if from bad diarrhea, "This drama at camp is angering the baby inside me. I can't believe she lied right to my face."
Tribal Council
Night 14
"Hey faggots," Randy greets the final seven as they file into tribal council with their torches. "We'll now bring in the members of our jury, Daisy, Bowser, Sonic, Peach, Tikal, and D.K., voted out at the last tribal council," from behind Tikal clad in a cute red tank top emerges D.K., wearing a little rasta beanie.
Shot of Tails is shown rubbing his enlarged abdomen on his stool, cut to Daisy whispering into Peach's ear on the jury with "Pregnant again?" getting picked up by captions.
Randy turns to the Airam tribe, "So let's start with Tails, really going for an impressive record for births per season. How do you and your boyfriend feel about baby number five?"
As Tails blushes, Luigi awkwardly stammers "Not the father." Shocked reactions from the jury, D.K. starts pumping his fist and Sonic crosses his arms. Shot of Knuckles shifting awkwardly in his seat as Noki beams in front of him.
Randy's eyes agape, "Wow, okay. Eggman, you were first out of the challenge today. Did you find the results to be illuminating?"
The Doctor sniffing impatiently, "Of fucking course they were. These fools are threatened by my genius, and I don't have the luxury of sticking it in every hole on the island to ensure I have the votes," Rouge and Luigi both look offended by this.
Knuckles blurts out immediately, "That's wack as fuck Doctor. Please tell all these good people about how you voted out my brotha and you have an idol in your pocket, and somehow I'm some big scary nigga now?" D.K. nodding in solidarity from the jury.
Randy changes the subject, "How about you Toadette, did you feel singled out at the challenge today?"
Toadette very defensive from the jump, "Yeah I don't get how I'm most likely to win when my name is getting dragged through the mud at camp."
"You do yourself, shell sister," Noki icily turns to Toadette, "It may not be this night but you will face your judgment. You think the members of the joory will forget your crimes?" Close-up of Peach nodding with a smirk.
Done as fuck, Toadette jumps out of her chair and slips past Noki to whisper in the Doctor's ear, Noki crosses her arms condescendingly as Knuckles pipes up again, "See, these hoes don't know how to stick to a plan."
"ME?" Toadette snaps back up, "After I voted out Peach to save your ass? I can't believe I let your penis protrude into my vagina."
Noki taps Knuckles on the shoulder and starts whispering to him, Toadette looks over venomously as she starts whispering in Rouge's ear, captions pick up "You were right."
Tails randomly bursts into tears, Randy capitalizes "Tails where do you fit in all of this?"
"I mean it's obvious isn't it? The plan is me, I'm going home tonight, Noki told me everything!" Tails in hormonal hysteria, but he trails off as Luigi puts a firm gloved hand on his bare shoulder.
Noki sitting back up, "Whatever I told the little fox girl, after the vote you'll see I was the only one to be loyal."
Toadette whipping back to her seat but doesn't sit down, "You know what Randy? I'm ready to vote," she awkwardly starts toward the urn.
"Okay I guess it's time to vote," Randy sounding castrated, "Toadette's up."
Toadette breaks into a stride over to the voting booth, we see her draw a single vertical line before the camera cuts to a shot of Eggman and Tails, "I've dragged your ass far enough."
Dramatic flute trills as Tails steps up to vote, he holds up a vote for [Knuckles] with one hand as he rubs his bump with the other, "This baby already has a daddy Luigi."
Rouge flutters over to vote, shot of her voluptuous ass is shown as she holds up a vote, "I never trusted you."
The Doctor swaggers over to the voting booth, he crisply pulls at the corners of his vote for [Knuckles] with a poorly-drawn rendering of an idol drawn in the corner.
Noki totters over to vote, she hums an old Noki folk song as she slowly writes her vote.
Luigi looking like he's about to collapse under the weight of the immunity necklace, writes down a vote, "Bang."
Knuckles stomps over to vote with Civil Rights Era rage as the drum beats in the soundtrack start to slow down.
"I'll go tally the vote," Randy does some cartwheels to grab the urn. "If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so."
Music builds up dramatically as the camera closes in on Eggman looking kinda twitchy, Knuckles twists his body to stare at him expectantly.
Before anyone can react, "Doctor," Toadette's little voice croaks, "I need the idol, I'm going home tonight. Play it for me please!"
Eggman looking resigned, unfolds his giant legs to stand up, pulling the idol out of his shoe, walks over to Randy to hand it over.
"No, no, no!" Luigi out of nowhere, "Play it for yourself!" Eggman stops stock still in his tracks, he looks with confusion at the tribe, camera closes-up again on Toadette staring beggingly at the Doctor with a big eye and small boob look.
"Randy, the idol is for…" Eggman pausing dramatically, "Myself." Climactic whistling sound effect plays as Toadette is shown throwing her head in her hands, her braids flopping.
"Okay," Randy fondling the idol tenderly, "the rules of Survivor state that if someone plays an Idol, all votes against them will be cancelled," he pauses dramatically, "This is indeed a hidden immunity idol, no votes for Eggman will count."
The Doctor cheesing in the back as Knuckles rubs his hands together, Toadette looking devastated. Rouge purses her lips.
"First vote…" [The Doctor] "Does not count," Eggman claps his hands together, close-up of Noki squinting her eyes.
"Next vote…" [Eggman] "Does not count," the Doctor is beaming, he somewhat fakely puts a hand on Toadette's shoulder to comfort her.
"Next vote…" [Knuckles] music shifts as Knuckles rolls his eyes, the Doctor looking uncomfortable, "That's one vote Knuckles."
Randy pulls out the next vote, [Knuckles], "That's two votes Knuckles," Noki is shaking her head in frustration, Knuckles is already reaching for his bag. Camera closes-up on Toadette wiping a tear.
Randy pulls out the next vote real slow, "Next vote…" the music crescendos, [Noki], the jury collectively gasps. Noki whips her head around, "Ehh-me?"
Randy unfolds the next vote, [Noki], "That's two votes Knuckles, two votes Noki, one vote left," shot of Rouge looking hornily expectant as Eggman furrows his brow in confusion, Tails grabs his womb desperately and Luigi looks away.
"Seventeenth person voted out and the seventh member of the jury…" [Noki - Shell Sister] "That's three and that's enough."
Before getting up Noki turns to give a wordless death stare at Toadette. She tries to hold the gaze but nearly trips picking up her much taller torch. She quickly kisses her hand and rubs it on Tails's baby bump as she shuffles by.
"Blue Noki… the tribe has spoken," Randy snuffs the torch. "Time for you to go."
Noki holds back the tears and doesn't look back as she disappears into the blue light.
"Don't get too comfortable castaways," Randy unbuttoning his top button on his shirt, "there's still a lot of game left, now go the fuck home."
Toadette makes a frantic face at the camera as she gets up to get in line. Tails mouthing at Luigi "What just happened?" Luigi just shrugs desperately. Camera comes to rest on Tikal weeping quietly on the jury bench.
Noki putting her feet up on a recliner, "Back in home country when we lose the game, we say, and not sure if translating correctly, 'Kill yourself kike.'"
NEXT TIME ON… SURVIVOR
Shot of Tails screaming in labor.
Without the idol, the Doctor has nowhere left to hide…
Shot is shown of Eggman desperately trying to strategize with an actively birthing Tails.
Knuckles threatening Luigi, "A trick like me's got nine lives in this game, haven't you noticed?"
Toadette sitting in a sunny clearing, "I think my gamble definitely paid off."
And a stunning turn of events…
Rouge huddling feverishly with Luigi "Well who gave it to you?"
Nurse Gollum attending to an unseen patient on a stretcher, "Okay just pee in here for me please."
AN: the votes were
Toadette, Luigi, Rouge voted for Noki
Tails, Eggman voted for Knuckles
Knuckles, Noki voted for Eggman