"Wow, that Fiji water looks so clean, I can't believe men have never touched it!" Randy plugging the sponsor as we cut back from commercial. "Now we're down to just our final three hoes, Luigi, Tails, and Rouge, I'm gonna ask a very special friend and Survivor expert here in the audience," Randy runs off the stage toward the audience as loud cheers are heard, he crouches down next to a little asian girl in the front row of the audience, "Hisoka who do you think is gonna win survivor?"
She holds up a little parchment while smiling asianly, it reads [Luigi] "I think Luigi should win, he's sooo hot!"
More cheers and awws from the audience as Randy points at the camera, "Let's see if she's right folks, let's get back to it!"
Rites of Passage
Day 16
Emotional track begins with some shimmery tones as Tails, Luigi, and Rouge are seen hiking into the jungle, where they find a station to put some traditional accessories on.
"As a black woman I'm very proud to have made it this far," Rouge with some weird tribal paint on her chest. "I realize I'm gonna have to win this challenge, but I've proven I'm more than capable."
"After losing my brother Day 2 I thought I was a goner," Luigi wearing some leaves around his neck, "And now I'm here in the final 3, and no matter who wins I'm not going home! Funny how things change, ah? Fuck you Mario, fuck you Sonic, and the Olympic games, I'm still here."
Tails teary-eyed donning an authentic poncho, "They've taken away everything I love, except my dear Luigi. I think remembering all our old friends will be good for my soul and pussy."
The final three are seen finding the first torch, with a tag reading 'Yoshi' attached.
Luigi wincing, "I feel awful. He didn't deserve that at all."
As flashbacks of Yoshi play from his few hours on the island, "Of course it sucks to be the first out. It should have been Luigi's fake ass."
They approach the next torch, labeled 'Rosalina'.
"That lady seemed… nice," Tails trails off. Luigi and Rouge shrug, none of them met her.
Footage of Rosalina doing her favorite, the sun salutation, plays, "I think the girls were just jealous of me, but I still had a good time, since coming home I've started teaching Zumba."
Luigi emotionally throws a hand on Mario's torch, "Guess it's Luigi time now."
"This game was a load of caca," over footage of Mario struggling in the running challenge. "America should choose who goes home."
The final three reach the next torch, "Froggy!" Rouge calls out fondly.
"I really loved the Nights tribe, but that swap really mixed me up," over flashbacks of Froggy swimming gracefully. "I really thought I had more game in me. Guess not."
As they gather around Shadow's torch, "He was a cool guy," Tails noncommittally.
"He was on Yellow and then he went to Red," Luigi notes.
Shot of Shadow skating through the jungle, "I'm pissed my 30-year-old relationship with Maria was aired on live television, how? The fuck?"
The next torch is labeled 'Cream'. "She was a sweet lil girl," Rouge explaining to the other two, "too pure and virginal for this game."
"Amy really should've been more careful with our only clue," over a few shots of Cream looking useless.
The final three converge around Wario's torch as a key change is heard in the repetitive soundtrack, "He was a sneaky, sneaky little girl, always ready to blindside someone," Luigi kicking the ground with contempt.
"Heh heh, I'm happy I went when I did," over footage of Wario checking Luigi's bag and throwing the challenge to Toadette. "My net worth has increased several dozen milli since then and I also didn't get AIDS on the island."
As Big's torch comes into view, Luigi pauses uncomfortably. "I don't know what to say about him."
"He was a monster, but all monsters are human," Rouge sympathetically looking at his torch.
Flashbacks play of Big molesting the chaos, "They can't say I did anything wrong, proof?" his voice-over was graciously supplied by the prison he was sent to.
The group reaches Birdo's torch, Rouge and Luigi both look guilty.
"She was really nice to me when Sonic hurt my bum-bum," Tails reflecting bittersweetly.
"Yeah, I feel bad for landing the knife in her," Rouge putting it on a little.
"I am so very thankful Survivor gave me the platform to inspire little boys, girls, and everyone in between around the world," over footage of Birdo swimming in the water with Daisy. "If only my tribe were more open-minded."
Arriving at Amy Rose's torch, "Ohh, Amy," Luigi smiling bitchily.
"It was her way or the highway," Rouge nodding.
"Being the prettiest girl in the game was tough, but I still made it pretty darn far!" shot of Amy finding her hidden advantage. "This game my honeymoon with Sonic, I wish he had not only voted me out but also murdered me."
Lingering break in the track as the final three all lower their heads and put a hand on Maria's torch.
Shot of Maria rejecting Daisy's pill is shown with a haunting recycled Maria voice-over, "I was DYING on that bench!"
Another key change as the music swells back triumphantly, the next torch labeled 'Daisy' is at the foot of the large pyramid in the middle of the jungle.
"She… was kind of a bitch," Luigi coughs.
Footage of Daisy eating her vegan pizza as she moralizes in voiceover, "In my time on Survivor I learned a lot about myself, and a lot about the kinds of people I should trust," she ends on a racist note.
"Big B," Rouge says hoodly as they all proceed up the steps of the pyramid to the next torch, labeled 'Bowser'.
"I hope he's taking good care of Tanya Ann," Tails ponders with concern.
Over a montage of Bowser plowing Tails and Peach and burning down the Casinopolis, "No doubt I woulda won if they let me get a vote further. I'll miss being king of Shell beach."
As they proceed up the stairs, Sonic's torch comes into view, Tails and Luigi both shed a tear as Rouge winces.
"The man, the myth, the legend, Mr. Sonic," Tails sobs.
Over victorious shots of Sonic winning challenges and raping Tails, "I know I'm a survivor legend, whoever the jury votes to win is a faker."
Near the top of the pyramid now, the final three come across the torch labeled 'Peach'.
"That was a tough broad," Rouge acknowledging the white girl's strength.
"This is fun," over shots of Peach skiing and putting on her alternate Daisy costume. "I'm not mad I couldn't win the game of Survivor because I'm winning the game of life."
Female vocalist starts wailing in harmony with the soundtrack as the three breathlessly reach the top of the poop-colored pyramid, Tails takes a little seat to rest next to Tikal's torch.
"Nothing wrong with a woman of strong faith and strong morals," Rouge wistful.
"Everything went according to Nights's plan," over flashbacks of Tikal throwing herself in front of a chao and praying at her shrine. "One of those three is gonna win the thousand dollars, and the cool thing is, xe already knows who that is."
After stopping to pee Luigi leads his girl and lover down, encountering a torch labeled 'DK', he chuckles lightly.
Tails a bit sorrowful, "He seemed like he woulda been a good daddy." Rouge nodding in agreement resentfully.
DK's steamy encounter with Maria on the Rainbow Cruise plays in slow-motion, "I kept it real out on the island, who gonna tell me otherwise?"
"Noki!" the final three in unison as they reach her torch another few steps down. Rouge gives her torch a lil kiss.
"I don't think we'll ever forget that woman," Luigi thoughtfully.
"At first I thought losing game would make me anger, make me feel dark inside," over some shots of Noki completing a puzzle and being wrapped up in a blanket like a stank little circle. "But I have just a few time left for that, and so I am happy."
As they gather around the torch labeled 'Knuckles', Rouge with a little sigh. "His dick was next level."
Tails looking fraught with traumatic memories as Luigi concedes, "Yeah, he was really hot."
"I thought the streets made me hard but apparently that ain't shit on some faggots and women," laid over a flashback of Knuckles making sweet love to Rouge. "On some real shit though the game made me a better man."
Another moment of silence in the soundtrack as Rouge, Tails, and Luigi all pay their respects at Eggman's torch. "Rest in peace Doctor," Tails weeping.
"His death really brought life to our games," Luigi gazing at the torch gratefully.
Eerie sound clip of Eggman just being like "Hoi" is heard over flashbacks of him kissing Maria on the mouth and falling off of the tower at the final 10 challenge.
Finally, at the base of the pyramid again, they reach the final torch, labeled 'Toadette'.
"She's gonna hate me forever," Rouge looking a bit guilty, "But she really played herself."
"Eek! Nonono! I lost!" Montage of Toadette getting in a car crash and miscarrying, "I try to live life without regrets, and so I have no regrets."
The final three carried the torches back up to the top of the Mystic Ruins echidna pyramid. Rouge reads the note placed by production, "Place the torches in the firepit and pay your respects."
Tails cries as he throws the torches one by one into the flames.
"Watching all these torches burn is really just reminding me of Foxxy Kong, do I really deserve the money more than these people?" Tails squeezing excess milk from his tit.
"Who would have thought little Luigi from Shell tribe would make it to the final three, somehow?" Luigi giving the camera an awkward giggle, "Nah, I know exactly how."
Rouge shown confident with a stunning mountain vista in the background, "Remembering all my fallen black brothers and sister made me realize my responsibility, I need to win this challenge for more than just me."
Immunity Challenge
Day 16
The three finalists walked down into the chasm of water in the Mystic Ruins, Randy stood wearing a cowboy hat, "Welcome to your final immunity challenge! Starting on the largest of a series of lily pads, every fifteen minutes you will move to the next smaller lily pad. As the platforms get smaller, it will get tougher to maintain their balance. Only your feet can touch the platform. If your hands or butt touch the platform or you fall off, you are eliminated. The last person standing wins Immunity. You will have a fiddy fiddy shot at the money."
Rouge rubs her nipples in anticipation. Shot fades into a long view of the three contestants all on their lily pads organized like a lil triangle with them all about ten feet apart. Chaos 4 arises from the waters as Randy is cocking his pistol. "You'll also have to fight Tails newest child as well." Randy places a finger on the trigger, "Survivors ready? Go!" He shoots a bullet and it passes through Chaos' head, angering it.
Electric guitar music cuts into the track as the chaos water monster slaps one of it tendrils into the water. Luigi clenches his anus to steady himself.
Tails overcome with emotion seeing his child as he wobbles slightly, "Please my child, calm down!"
Chaos 4 staring at his mother lifelessly, does a little backflip with his shark looking tail sending waves rippling out. Cut to Rouge's titties doing a huge shake up and down round and round as she holds her arms out to keep her balance as the wave crashes by.
Camera spins in an overhead shot to show time passage, Chaos 4 is making weird screaming noises as it bops up and down out of the water. Shot of Luigi doing a gay little crouch to stay steady.
"You've been up there for ten minutes, this is really a matter of how bad do you want it?" Randy announces each word slowly, over a shot of Chaos 4 swimming over to Rouge's lilypad and shaking it violently.
Flapping her wings desperately to stay on, "What? No fair!"
"Rouge STRUGGLING," Randy screams over the sounds of water sloshing.
Tails ashamed of his child's behavior, "He's not angry I think he's just upset, come to mama!" he calls out.
Chaos 4 zips through the water glitchily over to Tails's lilypad and starts shaking it, "Stop it Chaos! Stop it right now!" Tails reprimanding the water monster, after a prolonged struggle Tails can't resist and flies off the lilypad with his Tails to slap his child across the face.
"Tails, out of the challenge! No shot at immunity," Randy points at the child abuse.
"Luigi," Rouge, hand on a hip, turns to the plumber immediately, "Jump off now you know I'ma take you," she gestures over to Tails still distracted by the abuse.
Luigi looking back and forth between the two anxiously as he twists his legs like he has to take a whiz, "You just jump then!"
"I know you don't wanna make the choice Luigi," Rouge sounding very hot and out of breath. Luigi doesn't respond to her, staring forward in focus.
Camera swirling again above the scene as 'Time elapsed: 30 min' pops up in the corner of the screen.
"You're thirty minutes into the challenge," Randy superfluously. Camera shows shots of Rouge looking spent, Luigi trying to shake a leg out as Tails is still fighting his child, performing a tail spin attack bringing its health bar down to about half.
"Just, let it go," Rouge begging Luigi. "You just don't know when to give up do you?"
"What are you talking about, that necklace is mine!" Luigi defiant, pauses for an awkwardly long time "You got that?"
"Blood traitor! Abomination!" Tails shrieking as he punches Chaos in the mouth, suddenly the child shrinks significantly in size as one of the Chaos Emerald immunity idols is sent flying out of his watery form. Still glaring at Rouge in determination, Luigi doesn't notice it flying towards him and it hits him straight upside the head, Brawl tripping sound effect is heard as he falls on his sweet ass.
"ROUGE WINS IMMUNITY and a one in two shot at that thou!" Randy throws his fingers up as Rouge flies over. Shot of Luigi looking devastated on his ass.
"Victory is my destiny," Rouge haughtily as Randy places the necklace over her titties.
"I'll see you guys in a few at Tribal where you will decide which of these lovely boys will sit next to you at the Final Tribal Council."
Rouge looking very emotional leaning against a palm tree, "The one thing I needed to do was win that challenge, and I did it. I proved them all wrong."
Tails voice-over as he is shown leading a retarded-looking Chaos 3 back to camp on a leash behind Rouge and Luigi, "I think my game is over tonight, but I've won something all the more precious."
Airam Tribe
Day 16
Female soloist wailing painstakingly in the soundtrack is heard as the final three finally return to their camp. As Tails takes Chaos 3 into the jungle to poop, Rouge takes a little seat on the edge of the shelter looking very erect with the necklace.
"This is the biggest decision I've had to make since the abortion, I need to make sure I don't fuck this up," Rouge pensive as shots of the two boys are shown over rhythmic drum beats. "Luigi has obviously been my closest ally, but my worry is, will the jury hear that and think I was just his slave?"
Luigi is shown curled up in the shelter a few feet from Rouge, trying to take a nap after the long night they've had, he sleepily sits up. "I can't believe we did it. They never saw us coming."
Rouge staring into the fire, "I can't believe it either. You a real one L."
"Rouge and I really made out like robbers this season," Luigi looking very gaunt compared to day one as he lounges in the sand, "One of us definitely deserves to win, it's a fact. I'll have my work cut out for me arguing my case, but I think Tails will influence the jury with his hole."
Meanwhile, Tails is seen struggling to control his leashed child as he is dragged through the jungle, "Slow down Chaos 3, you really looking to get this fist for dinner!"
They emerge at the Nights shrine, where the little chaos are all bowed down in reverence to the savior Chaos 3. A small angelic Korean-sounding chorus sings as Tails's child leads him through the crowd of worshippers to the shrine, where a bloody Hero chao is being sacrificed by stabbing while nailed to a stone in honor of his arrival.
As the Hero chao gasps out a dying breath, the clouds part and Nights gracefully descends from the sky, landing before Tails.
"Thank you, sweet princess," Nights whispers to Tails before doing a little flip and kissing Tails on the bussy. She then teleports away in a little poof of sparkles and the ceremony ends as Chaos 3 turns around and murders the rest of the chaos in attendance.
Luigi arrives and runs up to Tails ignoring the carnage, "I'll miss you," there's a tear in his Italian eye.
Tails sobbing as he throws his arms around the taller man, "When am I gonna see you again?"
Luigi patting Tails's shoulder with a constipated expression.
"I was an innocent little thing when I came out here, and somewhere along the way I found Luigi," piano strains as Tails wipes away tears, suppressing memories of his rapists while sitting on a little rock. "This game is evil to break us apart like this."
Luigi voice-over as the final three are shown walking to tribal council, "Me and Tails after the game? Uhh…"
Tribal Council
Night 16
Randy with arms crossed as the final three march in over booming music, "Back again so soon? Let's bring in our jury, Daisy, Bowser, Sonic, Peach, Tikal, D.K., Noki, Knuckles, Amy, filling in for the Doctor, and Toadette, voted out at the last Tribal Council." Camera shows Toadette gawking at the necklace resting on Rouge's voluptuous chest, Rouge gives a little bitchy smile in return.
As the whistlely music starts playing, "Rouge, how does it feel to have overcome the odds and to have this decision tonight?"
Caressing the necklace, "Randy, so much of my game hung on that challenge, and it was wet, but I did it," Peach is shown giving Daisy an impressed look on the jury bench, D.K. looking thoughtful as Rouge continues, "Somehow I knew I'd have to make this choice eventually."
"I'm gonna let the two boys give a final plea for your vote before you decide," Randy shooting a finger gun at Luigi, "Luigi, you're first."
Luigi clearing his throat, "I've played this whole game by your side mama, we've gotten through it all together. There's blood on these white gloves, as much as I love him that fox is innocent." Amy Rose's eyebrows shoot up from the jury as Bowser stifles a chuckle.
Tails sputters looking a little hopeless and betrayed, "Maybe I can't say I played hard like you or Luigi, but please Rouge, for your unborn child, think about what I have gone through here," shot of Sonic squinting and Knuckles making an 'oh shit' face, camera lingers on Rouge blinking with her eyes locked forward.
"I think with that, for the last time, it's time to vote. As Tails and Luigi can only vote for each other tonight their votes cancel out. Rouge, you will cast the only deciding vote, so you're up," intense percussive track cuts in as Rouge is seen taking long sexy strides over to the urn, the jury turns to look at her ass as she walks by.
Taking a big black breath as Rouge writes down a name, "When I came out here, I told myself there was one kind of guy I couldn't risk going up against," over fading shots of Tails and Luigi each looking gay. "Sorry, but it's you."
A booming gong crash is heard as she takes her seat, "I'll count the vote," shot of the crackling fire as Randy retrieves the urn. "Once the vote is read, the decision is final," dramatically lifting the top off the urn and reaching inside. Shot of Luigi twisting his face in anticipation as Tails looks down, his eyes bugging out, camera rests on Rouge with her eyes close as music halts to silence.
"Twentieth person voted out and the eleventh and final member of the jury…" Randy slowly unfolds the vote and gazes at it suspensefully before turning it around, [Luigi] "One is enough tonight, Luigi bring me your torch."
Tails's mouth pops open in shock before a cut to Tikal beaming on the jury bench, Amy making an over exaggerated surprised reaction to get screen time. Rouge stands up, but Luigi sniffs into his moustache, turning his back on her as he grabs his torch, "Unbelievable." Tails throws himself around Luigi before letting him pass.
"Luigi, the tribe has spoken," Randy snuffs Luigi's torch. "Time for you to go."
Luigi turns to give one final bewildered look at Rouge before disappearing into the blue light.
"Rouge and Tails, you've made it as far as you can go in this game," Randy announces as the camera shows Rouge cracking a little smile. "Tomorrow you will make your case to the jury for the thousand dollars. Have a nice final night at the Airam camp."
"I feel so humiliated," Luigi looking devastated in front of a fire, "I really thought it was Luigi time. She is CANCELLED."
Airam Tribe
Day 17
Celebratory castanet beats over a shot of the sunrise over the ocean. Cut to Tails rubbing his eyes drowsily as he is risen, he sees the lovely French breakfast set out for them by production and gives an effeminate little cheer. He darts over to shake Rouge awake, "Rouge, there's food!"
"Wh-what?" Rouge looking very annoyed at being woken up, but then smells coffee and flies out of bed to it.
"Before we dug into the food, there was a scale to see how much weight we had lost on the island," Tails munching on a baguette.
Rouge shown stepping onto the scale, "Wow! I lost twenty pounds," she smiles proudly her titties still looking big as ever as the scale reads '101'. "Still in wonderland though."
Tails winces as he steps onto the scale, covering the little display screen.
"I could tell Tails was insecure about his body after all the extra baby weight, that rail-thin twink physique can't take five babies," Rouge pettily sipping on coffee.
"Okay so we're just gonna take off three," Tails making a diva hand gesture. "One sixty five, we weigh one sitty-five."
Tribal chorus is heard as Rouge and Tails fly around the camp dumping the gasoline provided with breakfast on the camp. Tails takes Chaos 3's hand as he lands gently by the flag as Rouge says a little prayer to Nights next to him, Nights emerges from the heavens and strikes the shelter with a mighty bolt of lightning setting it ablaze. Xe waves goodbye to the final two as they pick up their torches and make their way back to the Casinopolis.
"All that bread feels good in my tummy, I'm ready to talk to the jury!" Tails hyperactive from too much sugar doing some spins.
Rouge voice-over as the smoldering camp is shown, "Tails did nothing this game other than his service and his crucial final 4 trivia win, I hope that fact can overcome racism."
Final Tribal Council
Night 17
An eerie lone pan flute sounds rhythmically as Tails and Rouge pass through the burned doorway of the Casinopolis, they each take a seat.
"Rouge and Tails, congratulations on making it to day 17. Tonight is when the power shifts to the jury of eleven players you most recently voted out, other than the Doctor and Maria may they rest in peace," Randy blesses himself, "Let's bring 'em in. Daisy, Bowser, Sonic, Peach, Tikal, D.K., Noki, Knuckles, Amy, Toadette, and Luigi, voted out at the last Tribal Council," Luigi is shown making a stank face wearing a button-down shirt and khakis.
"So here's how tonight's gonna work, first I will allow each of the finalists to make an opening statement. Then, one by one the jury will have a chance to speak, to ask you questions or scream at the other jurors. Then the votes are cast before we fly back to New York Titty for the reveal. This is your final chance to impress me and save yourself from second place before the vote. Rouge, you're up first."
Rouge straightening her bra before beginning her speech, "I may have started out this game on the wrong foot," the camera shows a shot of Tikal. "But once I hit the swap this game was mine to keep, I had Luigi under my thumb and together we played both sides letting Sonic look like the leader. This left me as the middle negress at the merge up until I decided to abort. Now I know many of you may disagree with my decision but I plead with you, see how my game was unburdened by it afterward. I took control again like that," she snaps her fingers as a shot of D.K. and Knuckles is shown, "while Tails was busy breastfeeding and riding his man's coat tails. I proved myself in the challenges and was never come for again, how about that?"
Tails, unfazed, crosses his legs to hide his baggy pussy in modesty. "You all may have thought I was Sonic's bitch. And maybe I was," shot of Sonic punching a fist into his other palm, "But looking like the victim granted me protection. You all may have thought I was just an emotional mother, and maybe I was," shot of Tanya Ann sitting next to Bowser on the jury in a nice little floral dress, "But each baby you took away from me only made me stronger. And you all probably saw me as obviously pairing up with Luigi, and guess what, Mimi, I did," shot of Luigi smiling proudly on the bench, "but I was such a non-threat that they didn't even split us up when they had the chance," Toadette is shown blinking dumbly. "Who else can say they were never in danger?"
Randy rubbing his hands together, "Two compelling arguments. Time to turn things over to the jury, we'll start with the Princess of Ponderosa, miss Daisy."
Daisy skips up in front of the final two, she smiles at them, "Congratulations you two, very fun to watch. Now what would each of you say was your best move? I want Tails to answer first."
Tails gapes at Daisy for a few moments, "When I mutinied away to Ring, I think that really cast an image of I was on the bottom of the Nights tribe when that really wasn't the case. It made you and your alliance think you had me when you didn't." Tails shrugs away with his last sentence.
Daisy makes a slanted smile, "Rouge, what about you?"
"Well, I think I made a lot of good moves, but giving my life to Nights is my answer. I wouldn't be here without xer." Rouge blinks and Tikal nods at this answer.
"Alrighty then, good luck to you both." Daisy sits down drunkenly, her pills kicking in.
"Let's bring up her sister Peach next." Randy motions for Peach to get the fuck up.
Peach uses Bowser and D.K.'s hands to hoist herself up and saunters in front of Rouge and Luigi, "So, I don't really care, pick a number one through ten."
Rouge's mouth slips open, "Two."
"Eight?" Tails shrugs his twink shoulders.
Peach chucks a deuce and is all like, "Bye."
Randy nods satisfied, "Knuckles, you're up."
Knuckles clapping his hands together. "Rouge I ain't got no questions for you. I may have blown your game the fuck out when you chose to kill my child but in the end, you were real, and you killed it out here shorty, so I drop these guns in the sea of forgiveness."
Rouge bowing her head a little at him, "Thanks Knux."
"Tails, one question for you dog. I already had a fulling I was going at six. Why play me the fool and offer me Baby Luigi to wife?"
Tails frustrated, "I thought you were gonna vote Toadette with me, I wasn't gonna vote you until she came and warned me. I only voted you at seven because your penis really hurt my tussy," he seems to regret adding this immediately after as Rouge is seen side-eyeing him in judgment.
Knuckles nodding slightly in pride, "Das all I gotta say."
As he sits down, Randy points at miss Rose, "Amy, it's your turn now."
Amy rises wearing a cute lacy white blouse and black pencil skirt, "Tails, nice to meet you tonight!" the jury joins her in awkward laughter knowing the two never met in the game. "Wow!" she turns her attention to Rouge still smiling shittily. "Rouge, ignorance and arrogance are two things I do not favor. Two character traits that you exude. Arrogantly, you assumed that the people who wanted to protect the chaos were greedy and selfish players. You chastised me, a humanitarian, someone who voluntarily gives up their time for some of the poorest people on earth. Please explain to me how someone that exudes ignorance and arrogance toward this game does not disrespect the sole Survivor title and the game itself by being awarded it."
Rouge making a major stank face at this obviously rehearsed speech, "Girl bye, like I said Tikal and I are cool now, do you even believe in Nights? I'm sorry if I didn't fit into your white feminist dictatorship."
Amy returns to the jury bench looking slightly repulsed. "Sonic, you're up," Randy points at Sonic who is wearing a yellow polo.
After doing a little somersault into position, Sonic points a finger at Rouge. "After all the work I did to build Team Sonic you couldn't hold a baby in your vag for long enough to keep the alliance together, you may not have written my name down but it's your fault we lost what we had."
Rouge narrowing her eyes, "In case you didn't notice, Tails, Luigi and I made final three. We didn't need you to go all the way."
Sonic shaking his head angrily. "Tails, you were a really good bitch, but my question to both of you is who had the tastiest dick on the island?"
Tails quickly quips, "You sir!"
Rouge laughs in Sonic's face, "Knux has a pretty bomb dick, you should try it sometime."
"I'll pass," Sonic zooms back over to the jury bench.
Randy coughs a little, "Toadette."
Toadette turns to the final two with eyes bugging out slightly, "Rouge, I really thought you made a mistake by voting me out. But you proved me wrong. I can't fault you for your game so congratulations. My question is for Tails. You were never an active player in this game, you coasted, and you were extremely lucky the Doctor died because if he had come back, I think him or myself would be sitting there next to Rouge instead. How does someone who doesn't play deserve my vote?"
Tails raising his eyebrows as he leans forward on himself defensively, "First of all, he didn't survive. The game is called Survivor. Should I have made big moves and taken out my two closest allies like you did?" dramatic cymbal noise as a shot of Noki and Peach is shown.
Toadette has no reply to this, she goes back to sit looking angry. Randy looking like 'ooh shit' eyes wide, "Luigi, your turn."
Luigi stares coldly at Rouge, "Miss the Bat. It goes without saying that you stabbed me in the back last night for absolutely no reason. You give yourself a lot of credit for navigating between alliances. But let me ask you, other than be black, what was the biggest move you made to get yourself in with people?"
Rouge checking a nail nonchalantly, "I got it in with Knux, so we could break in to Team Sonic."
Luigi throwing up a hand, "Bitch please, I got it in with SONIC," he turns to the jury emphatically, "Everyone, please vote Tails to win. Even with five kids he outwitted outplayed outlasted, Rouge was just outfake. That's it." He sits down.
"Bowser, you're up."
Doing a little spin in his shell into position, "I have a question for Rouge. Would you say your strategy was to use your hangy titties to your advantage?"
Rouge looking somewhat puzzled, "Yes."
"Between all of us at Ponderosa you only showed the goods to Knux. It seems to me Tails here beat you at your own game," Bowser flippant, he brandishes Tanya Ann. "By the way Tails you did a great job with this one I'll let you have her on the weekends. No more questions," he sits back down arms crossed.
"DK, you're up," Jeff gestures to him as the ape rises looking livid.
"Yeah okay first question Tails, did you or did you not give me HIV?"
Peach shown covering her mouth in surprise on the jury as Tails's eyes widen, "Use protection? There's prep...you can use." he stammers.
"Mmmhm," DK with a hand on his chin unimpressed. "Second question, what the hell did you do to my dorter?" camera shows a shot of Luigi looking uncomfortable as DK mispronounces 'daughter'.
Tails shaking his head tearfully, "It's not my fault death surrounds me. You all wanted to rip my children from my breast from the moment I birthed them. Foxxy Kong was born the wrong color which made her even more defenseless," Tails gracefully dodging admitting his role in murdering his daughter. "It's a miracle Tanya Ann and Chaos 3 made it out alive," he pulls out a water bottle and empties it to reveal Chaos 3's deformed body forming before the jury.
As the jury is all like ooo at Chaos 3, DK continues, "Rouge I didn't wanna vote for you either, but once again I'ma hold my fist up in solidarity, to keep it real," he finishes scathingly.
"Tikal, you're up," Randy points at Tikal who is wearing a nice white dress.
Tikal takes a few steps before dropping to the floor in a bow to Chaos 3, "Dip it low, pick it up slow everyone. The savior reborn is among us. Bless you Tails for this gift, no questions Randy." Toadette is shown trying to respectfully clasp her hands together in prayer to Nights, Noki grabs her hands to correct her position.
Randy looking confused at this display, "Okay then, we're gonna finish this off with Noki."
The shorter woman steps up by the fire which gleams in her opulent shiny earrings. "I thank you both for the circumference of your answers. This is tough I might have to vote random!" she chuckles. "First of all you have my respect tonight, woman to women. Tails, you have labeled yourself as whore, my question for you is, how does that resonate in bedroom?"
Tails very confused, "I don't understand the question."
Noki rephrasing, "How do you take to next level as far as strategy in the game, translate your layers?"
As shots show the jury looking bewildered with Luigi saying 'I'm confused' picked up in captions, Randy looking annoyed calling everyone to order, "Tails do you understand what she's asking?"
Gesturing to his bussy struggling for words, "I think my strategy has been infused with my personality, and being a sub is a big part of my personality. At home, it um, gets me what I want?" Tails looking unsure if the jury will kinkshame him.
"Alright, the jury you have heard Rouge and Tails fight for the win, it's time to vote, and you're voting FOR a winner remember that." Randy narrates as the camera sweeps across Peach, Daisy, and Amy's faces.
"Amy, you can start the voting."
Amy twirls her little red dress around as she walks up to vote. She begins to write and the camera cuts away.
Luigi quickly writes down [Tails], "I hope we can continue our relationship when we get home."
Knuckles chucking up the deuces as he holds up [Rouge] "Take it home girl. And you look beautiful tonight no offence to my fiancee."
Flying up to the urn, Tikal screams, "Blessed be to NiGHTS!" The camera cuts back to DK making a spooked face.
D.K. waltzed to the voting booth. "Always bet on black baby, I hope you spend this on a boobie reduction." He holds up [Rouge].
Toadette cheesing at the camera moralizing as she holds up a name "You clearly deserve the title, congratulations."
Sonic shaking his head holding up [Tails] "Too easy!"
Blue Noki seen taking a while at the urn thinking about her vote, dramatic sound effect as she crosses out a name.
Peach giggling as she holds up a name, "I changed my mind, oopsie."
Bowser stomping over to the urn in his dress pants, growling in frustration as he writes a name, "Can't believe I'm doing this."
Soundtrack halts to silence as Daisy steps up to vote, "You made one big mistake and I hope it costs you the thousand dollars, Daisy OUT."
Ethnic growling cuts back into the soundtrack as Randy comes back with the urn, "Well I have these votes, but we've been out here in the heat of the Ruins for seventeen long days… I think it's time we go back to the States to reveal the winner!" Randy jumps on a motorcycle and loudly drives away. Camera lingers on Rouge and Tails looking nauseous waiting for the result.