Deadpool was no magician.
How did Alexis know this you ask.
Because on Alexis's 10th birthday castle had forgotten to hire the magician and instead of telling Alexis this, he called Wade.
Yeah, when your opening line is. "Hey kids want to see a dead body?" And you shoot yourself...
The best part of the day was when Wade got a picture of castles face, the look of horror on his face was priceless. That was also when castle outlawed weapons in the apartment.
Deadpool was a pretty good uncle though. When Alexis turned 16 he threw her a sweet 16 that made her dad nervous. She should have been worried that she couldn't remember anything about it, but she knew that Wade wouldn't let anything bad happen to her.