New York psychiatry
"Hello Meredith, my name is Doctor Winston summers."
"Hello Doctor summers." Meredith said.
"Could you tell me what happened?"
"I was walking from my ex-husbands apartment after spending the day with my daughter, and I saw this man following me."
"What did the man look like?"
"He was tall, and was wearing black and red clothes that covered his whole body."
"And what did the man do?"
"He just kept following me around. Every time I turned around he was there. Whenever I told the police that he was following me they would look around."
"Did they find the man?"
"No! They said that no one was following me, and that I might be seeing things."
"What happened next?"
"I found the guy."
"What did you do?"
"I hit him with my purse."
"You hit him."
"Yes. I saw him disappear into a restaurant and a few minutes later a man came out."
"How do you know he was the same man?"
"His face was covered in scars, how could he not be?"
"Let me get this straight." Doctor Summers said pinching the bridge of his nose. "A man in a black and red suit goes into a restaurant, a few minutes later a man with scar tissue on his face comes out, and you attack him with your purse?"
"Yes. What else was I supposed to do, let him attack me when my guard was down?"
"Meredith..." Dr. summers said exasperated.
"What?"
Dr. Summers reached into his drawer and pulled out a box. He pulled at his face and ripped the mask off. "I'm Wade Wilson, or you may know me better as..." he pulled the Deadpool mask on and said. "...Deadpool."
Deadpool teleported away as Meredith began screaming bloody murder.
At a crime scene elsewhere in New York.
"This is castle." Castle said answering his phone.
"Hey castle."
"Oh, hey wade."
"Just wanted to let you know that you don't have to worry about Meredith anymore."
"Wade, what did you do."
"I..." *click*.
"Wade. Did you just hang up on me? Wade. Wade? WADE!"
Deadpool smiled and couldn't help but laugh at what castles mind must be coming up with.