April 1, 2014
Lanie was in the morgue doing an autopsy.
"Victim is a Caucasian male, age is undetermined, most of his body is covered in scar tissue so cause of death is unknown."
Lanie grabbed a scalpel and began making an incision when castle walked into the morgue to "now the party don't start till I walk in." From Kesha's 'Tik Toc'.
"What do you want castle?"
"I was wondering if you've seen wade around."
"Wade, Wade who?"
"That would be me." The man on the table said.
In the bullpen.
Beckett heard a high pitched scream coming from the morgue and ran down to check on Lanie. When she got there she saw castle on the floor in tears from laughing so hard and the guy they had brought in for Lanie to autopsy laughing so hard he couldn't breathe.
"A-Apr-April f-foo-fools lan-Lanie." Castle said struggling to get the words out due to his laughter.
"You two have five seconds to get out of here before I shoot you!" Beckett yelled.
Castle was out of the room in 4 seconds, while Deadpool took his sweet time getting dressed. He knew that she either couldn't or wouldn't hurt him.