Chapter 7: School Trip Time Second Period
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Also, I do not endorse some of the things practiced in this chapter. Not even sure what I was thinking, just that it would be absolutely hillarious to read. Anyways, you get the point! Besides, we needed a bit of a cooldown chapter anyways. Remember to be responsible!
"So, lets just be clear...Nagisa-sensei is your dad?"
"Yep".
"Huh...and you have two siblings?"
"Yeah, twin brother and sister. Both can be a bit out of there in their own way".
"Well, I think all family thinks of each other like that".
Toko just silently shrugged his shoulders.
"...yeah, probably. Well, I suppose our assassination attempt for the trip is probably canceled too".
"Didn't they manage to hire some pros this time as well?"
Leo thought about it for a moment.
"I think they managed to hire some blonde haired sniper, who apparently has perfect aim. Apparently he retirued twenty years ago, but they somehow got him out of retirement".
For a moment, the group looked back at Leo as he said that.
"Hey, Leo...I forget, was talking about family too painful for you? I heard you were an orphan".
"For a time it was, but I got over it".
"Did you ever find out who your father was?"
"No. Why?"
Suddenly, Toko and Shota put two and two together. And Nagisa-sensei, who was nearby at the time, did also. He turned towards Koro-sensei in a hushed tone.
"You don't think...could Leo-kun be that guy's son?"
"Well, they do have several of the same traits. Multiple facial features, clearly an inherited spacial calculation ability, and of course, their DNA confirmed father and son".
"Wait, DNA?"
"Indeed. I was curious about it too. Leo-kun's ability to predict paths was exceptional, just like a sniper might but even more refined. I considered that it might be something inherited from his dad, and I knew a blonde haired man. He was casual too, and if I recall correctly, loves baseball style caps, just like Leo-kun does".
"So...Leo-kun is the son of Red Eye. And that was how the GOvernment got Red Eye to return to Kyoto for this?"
"Indeed. From what I understand, he will be sticking around for quite awhile. After all, the man did just discover he had a son. Apparently his girlfriend just up and disappeared one day for no understandable reason".
After hearing that, Nagisa became uneasy.
"How long do you think the Director has been planning this?"
"My guess is...he may have been planning this ever since I was destroyed".
And then, something occured to the two of them...
"Where is the other groups?"
"This is all your fault! You got us lost!"
"Says the back stabbing traitor! I bet you got us lost!"
"I dont even have a map! HOw could I get us lost?!"
"Well I dont have it either! Besides, you are always causing issues!"
"Shut up!"
"You shut up!"
Susumu and Ryosuke were clashing again. They had done this ever since the trip first started, and they were assigned to the same group. As expected, Ryosuke who is honor bound, driven, and disciplined found being in the same group as the hate filled, reckless, and quick acting. In terms of fighting ability, Ryosuke held up the top. That said, his methods were far too direct. Which actually made it so that people thought Susumu would have an easier time taking down Koro-sensei.
In other words, one of them was likable, but many considered useless, while the other was irritating and annoying, but many considered to be a great help in assassination attempts. It was that sort of situation, which made everyone see them as polar opposites.
"Would you two stop fighting already?"
Hiroki told them that as they kept going on, however...
"Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Faye was totally rooting them on and encouraging them to fight.
It didn't help that each of their assassination attempts failed horribly. The ambush on the bridge. The trap set at the theater. They had pretty much tried everything, but nothing worked at all. And then, halfway through it got called off for some reason.
And then, to make things even more strange, tehy encountered a man with a large package of juice cans.
"Hey. Selling bulk amount of energy juice cans, still good! Clearance sale!"
"Hey, we will take them, if you can point us in the direction of the place we are staying".
"Sold!"
And so, with that, they ended up wandering around like normal tourists until they finally found their way back.
And now, as it was late at night, and everyone was wearing a Yukata, Nagisa was working on the logistics of things. Mainly, the student transfer papers for one Rukio Tachibana, their newest transfer student that was picked up today. Technically, he was forced upon them, but...
"...I have to wonder...was this an act of mercy, or wickedness?"
From what Nagisa had learned, it appeared that Rukio was a middle schooler student, but it appeared thanks to his talent in stealth and hiding, he was taken advantage of by his older brother to do various bad things. He was basically bullied, pushed around, and as such lacked any real ability to trust or make relationships. His parents also were not that good, one suspected of being a yakuza hitman, not in the yakuza himself, but sometimes hired by them, and his mother was a con artist. It seemed like Rukio was not treated very well. Not quite abused or neglected, but...it didn't fit well together.
Of course, this act of mercy did involve putting a bomb on him that could not be removed, but still. In retrospect, that would be one of the only ways to force their hand.
As for the student himself, he was staying with Toko's group for now. He was pretty sure they went towards the baths again...might have been because they got a bit dirty today. Or maybe it was because Rukio was very dirty?
"Why me too?" Toko complained, once again sitting on Aria's lap as they were both naked and getting washed.
"Its so the people from yesterday wont think we were just acting yesterday" Aria mentioned. "Also, Rukio-kun looks nervous. We needed someone else to go through the same thing as he was".
She said that as she washed Toko's front.
"Hey...that tickles!" Toko complained, as he looked over at Rukio. It did seem he was rather shy, even more shy then any of them. Not to mention the trust issues. Because of that, while Leo and Shota washed each other's backs, Fumiko and Haruyo were helping to wash him, which made him extremely embarrassed as well. They had to be the ones, because they were the ones that were kidnapped. That made them sympathetic to Rukio, which made it easier for him to bond with them.
"And by going through the same thing, he will bond with you too" Aria told him, once again displaying her intelligence and ability to understand people. However, feeling whimsical, she wrapped Toko in her arms and pulled him right up back to chest, and then kissed him on the side of his cheek. "Besides, I always wanted a little brother".
"Wh-wh-wha?!" Toko said in shock and embarrassment as he struggled futily, as Aria laughed a little. "Gotcha!"
"Muuuu...that was mean" he said, as she continued.
And thus, afterwards, they all went back to their rooms. It appeared that Toko would be with Leo, Shota, Rukio, Akira, Hiroki, Susumu, and Ryosuke. Also, it appeared someone had brought them all energy drinks of some kind, or some sort of juice, so they all decided to have some.
"Hey, Nagisa-sensei?" Irina came in to the teacher's room. Aside from Nagisa, Kayano and a blond haired man was also there. "Just thought you might want to know, but make sure no one buys anything called 'energy juice' from anyone or anyplace out there".
"Energy juice? Why is that?" Nagisa said, as he glanced at an unopened can Ryosuke had offered him with a bad feeling.
"Apparently, its code for some sort of new homebrew alcohol. People are desperately selling it off to people to help spread the word, and those people might sell it off to others, and so on. Anyways, apparently there was some miscommunication, and people are selling it thinking its actual juice, and not alcohol".
"...you mean, like this can Ryosuke gave me?"
Nagisa held the unopened can up at Irina.
"...yeah. HOw much did..."
"Enough! Kayano, you handle the first girl's room. Irina, the second! I will handle the first boys room! Red Eye-kun, handle the second! Make sure Koro-sensei doesn't learn though, you know how he weak he is to alcohol!"
"""Right!"""
And thus, Kayano immediately went over to the room where her daughter was in, as well as their classmate's daughter and a few other girls were. They immediately opened the door and...
"And...and you know...bam! He was just there! A little, tiny ninja dude!" Haruyo announced, clearly buzzed. They all were in fact. Most likely, they all did a cheers together and started drinking at the exact same time.
"Heyyyy...its the really nice lady!" Jiro mentioned, right before a hicup. As she got up though, her Yukata ended up sliding off as it was already loose. "We have this really great juice! You should try some!"
"Oh dear..."
"Wh-what are you doing?" Toko panicked as a naked Susumu held him down while a naked Leo took off his clothes and rendered him naked.
"Proving me right!" Leo mentioned with a red face. "See? Normal sized! You lose Susumu!"
"Ahhhg! Nooo faiiir! Why are you all great friends and know this stuff! I hate being alone!"
"I just think...hicup...that Toko-kun's tolerance is pretty amazing! He is totally less buzzed then everyone else!" Ryosuke mentioned. "It redeems him for that completely muscleless, weak looking boooooodddyyyy".
"...I think Toko-chan's body looks really great...wait...is Toko-chan a boy?"
Nagisa was just at the door, totally unnoticed, by what had to be pure chaos. He then took out a notebook, and wrote something down.
Toko Weakness 1: Super unlucky.
"Llleeeet mee gooo!" Toko pleaded, as he was pinned to the ground by Leo.
"I dunnnooooo" Leo slurred. "Isn't this what usually happens in these situations in manga and animuuuuuu?"
All their clothes seem to have been thrown haphazardly around the floor, and that was when Leo got a drunken mischevous smirk.
"We should see who can shoot farthest!"
"Oh dear..."
"Shaddup! Even in that, everyone knows you would win!"
"Ryosuke!" Shota explained as he jumped on his back. "Ride on, Ryosuke! Ride off into the sunset!"
"The sunset already left!"
"Then run after it and catch up so we can ride into it!"
Nagisa had to wonder if what was going on right now was just alcohol. The Director was already messing with them, so he had to consider this being his work.
"...well, they are all boys, so it should be fine right? Yeah, probably" Nagisa said as he closed the doors.
Teacher Note 1: Know when to give space and not get involved.
"That said, I suppose I should start preparing a hangover remedy" Nagisa mentioned, as Red Eye came over.
"Is everyone alright? Is Leo safe?"
"Yeah...but they are drunk as hell. Whatever that stuff is, it is strong".
"Why is the door shut?"
"Ah...well, none of them will probably remember this, and they sure wont want us to".
"...that bad?"
"Toko-kun seems to have some tolerance to alcohol, but yeah. Even for him, that bad".
"Are they..."
"All completely naked? Yep. Anyways, can you help me prepare a hangover remedy?"
"Well, that depends. What is yours?"
Nagisa thought about that for a little.
"...it depends on which one. I have one for strangers, and one for close friends and family".
"The more effective one".
"The more effective one involves canned coffee, a place outside we can make them stand, and a cold hose to shower them off. Followed by peanut butter sandwhiches for stability".
"Would the baths be a good substitute?"
"I suppose. Why, what is your hangover remedy?"
"Orange Juice, running around the block five times, and asprin".
"Well, the asprin is just a given. Everyone uses that for their remedy".
"Yeah, but...are either of us carrying children's asprin?"
Nagisa immediately took some out of his pocket.
"You are well prepared".
"Comes with being a teacher".
"So how many hidden weapons do you have on you then?"
"I am in a Yukata..."
"So four".
"What makes you think I have..."
"You care for your students safety, you understand the danger of this situation, and just habit when you were in an Assassination Classroom".
"...five, actually. Don't tell anyone".
"My lips are sealed...wait, where could you carry the fifth..."
"Anyways! We should get started!"
Suddenly, the doors opened behind them, and Leo walked out.
"I am Leo-sama, the King of the Jungle! Fear me!"
"No no no!" Nagisa said, pushing the drunk naked boy back inside. "Stay in there, and just use up all your energy till you pass out! We will wake you in the morning!"
"No one tells the king what to do!"
"Just stay in there!" Nagisa said, as he closed the door and held it closed. "Please hurry and get some sleeping pills as well!"
"Right!" the assassin replied, running off.
Needless to say, the events of this night, and the following morning, remained heavily classified.
AN: Am I sane? Absolutely not! But sanity is overrated! I hope you enjoyed! Leave a review, and let me know! Also sorry if it was a it short, but it couldn't be helped. Everyone passed out halfway through!