1669
Scllywag's french couenterpart is discovered
1840s
Earliest traces of the Gyarados family
Mambo No 3 Era
5 September 1946
conkeldurr is born
WHAT A STINKKKKK!
lol
Mambo No 4 Era
7 October 1952
mafia don double is born
the deepest character
27 February 1960
basil mambo number 5 gyarsdos is born
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
evil gyarados is born
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSUCK!
December 9 1960
cobalion is born
5 May 1962
terrakion is born
September 3 1964
virizion is born
23 November 1964
wanka chocolate is founded
6 September 1969
Scallywag is smuggled for the firsrt time from france after mamobo number 4 lost the licence to his previouslt y long family held brew
28 November 1970
Captain puddin is born
23 June 1973
bisharp is born guvner
22 April 1975
Grchomp is beffy born
15 October 1975
snorlax the bus drvier is born
6 June 1976
conk starts attending the pub
14 March 1978
crobatman is born
23 June 1980
hydreigon is born
28 September 1982
mambo number 4 steps down as pub runner
JOHNNY takes over
gyarados meets betty and falls in luv
Civil War Era
30 September 1982
gyarados meets mafia don double
evil gyarados takes over the evil pub from the evil uncle
5 November 1982
gyarados notices mafia don double as a regular and they become good friends
2 July 1983
Evil twin declairs war on the pub for the formula
9 July 1983
evil twin loses civil war thanks to mafia don doubles efforts
mafia don double is honored as big hero 69
Post-Civil War Error
30 September 1983
gyarados and betty go on balloon ride to celebrate the day they met
they fall in ditch and get out using teamwork n survivall
31 January 1984
gyarados and mafia don double strike the oil on big smuggling triip
7 February 1984
mafia don double takes on two young adults, sevntennno and salvatore, and plot a mafia
pub politics debates begin as to what sshould happen to the oil
14 August 1984
gyarados bars the mafia don double for his evil schemes regarding the oil
gyarados ajurns all discussion about the oil during pub politics meetingz
29 February 1989
gogoat is born (fartz)
19 March 1989
salamence is born
sadly
6 June 1989
reuniclus is born
21 November 1989
Tyranitar ra r born birth by Mafia Don Double and Mrs Houston
12 December 1989
aegislash r born from maifi a don double and mrs crumble
9 September 1990
charjabug is born
18 September 1990
excadrill r born fro mafia don trouble and mrs snae
16 October 1990
raichu, excadrill's cousin is bonrn
17 November 1990
Mimikyu is born yo yo yo
6 May 1995
talonflame is born
27 July 1997
conk's grandaughter lopunny is borb
Junk Dealing Era
5 September 2012
the 3 main 3 and garchomp and n buy a van
6 September 2012
after a long drive, garchomp chooses tatty white van for them
tyranitar gets flat tyre 5 mins after drirvin
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!
EPIC FAIL!
30 September 2014
gyarados n betty get married
salamence is BEST MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
tyranitar wasnt best man cuz hes fat
20 October 2015
tyranitar POUNDS da fartdonalds balloon
25 October 2015
tyranitars puts slug in garchomps baef sandwithc sandwitch
30 October 2015
THE BIG PARS THEREVELS EVENING
conks hurts excadrill after took he took orinj one
aegislash suggested magix starz next time
1 November 2015
main 3 pay gyarados paper money
they have to get conks t
tyranitar gets hat from his mummy
2 November 2015
gyarados does big poo on hats
maain 3 meet evil twin for first etime after he try to steel van and they need to get it back using fart wagon
conk got all weeet
3 November 2015
i think fatso broke grannys heating
excadrill plya golf
salamence only make one million instead of 2
4 November 2015
salamence seell statues
fattytar brake them
excadrill in best man outfit
main 3 dont go to parrty
kindly krew morn their less
no they didnt they celebaited it lol
conks heating is fixed
5 November 2015
the main r vroke 4 first time
gyarados promises them oil i t fi if they minininininine it
gyarados lets them in on an INNOCENT DEEL!
6 November 2015
the oil was a lie
the main dont attend the pub for a bit
salamence got shinee new cart
even though th vn is nice ni shiny
13 November 2015
the main three forgive gyarados sinve THE OIL INCIDENT
gyarados gives them holiday vouchers
garchomp reveals that he once lived at scottish oil land
they get sum cigs
20 November 2015
the main 3 conk n garchomp go to paris by mistake
conk CLIMBS up da FRENCH TOWER and sngs about COCONUTS!
lol
24 November 2015
gyarados commits an innocent murder on scizor robo, he uses team to ge t rid of it
tyranitar and garchomp show off completed fuull length big barefer dance
IT TOOK MONTHS TO GET RIGHT
30 November 2015
conk gets delta on his computer after tryin to find free wanka barz
aegislash hthough that they would take 30 FUCKING YEARS to arrive
16 December 2015
tyranitat fucking fails to read da sign and sends da goup to edge down.
they get loled at by funny rapper mimikyu
23 December 2015
bisharp evicts the main 3 from house
garchomp gives them lotty ticket 2 becom million man and get win
3 dinks night for those who went 2 da pub 4 6 weeeeeks
24 December 2015
teh main three become million man after winning the lottey threw friendshit
evil twin and bisharp dies for a bit meaning they got no xmas prentz lol
a bit of this and a bit of that defunction
:(
Million Man Era
25 December 2015
the main 3 buy mansion with their million money
1 January 2016
a multiveryse desturction device is created
The Rise of the Mafia Era
24 June 2016
gyarados begins to miss main 3 so he plots sign which promises sex n money to lure them in
the main 3 chuck credit cards down drain due to sign set up by gyarados after playing in da casino
mafia don trouble thought up the idea frst firt and frist frst first and set up his sign first
the main 3 r broke again
mafia don double can form his mafia
25 June 2016
gyarados sings about running da pub
the main 3 start working for gyarados
gyarados tells them why he doesnt like prison
26 June 2016
there is flood in the pub
evil and bisharp set it up 4 revenj
gyarados saves day by pulling plug
1 July 2016
Hydreigon wants to join the musketeers beer
they rightfully tell him to fux off lol
hydreigon cries
hydreigon finds the multiverse destruction deivice
2 July 2016
evil mafia don rumble does told by hydreigon to destroy thr universes of every sitcom except awesome pokemon sitcom and mrs brown's boys
oh dear
the season 1 patch was destroed too (thankfully)
3 July 2016
conk is invied to do racist act in his retirement home
garchomp steel drugz from superdrug and gives them 2 main 3
tyranitar takes a drug and turns into axe wedlin maniac
OH NO!
4 July 2016
conk does racist act after sum help from tyranitar and little bud
gyarados gets rid of da drugs
evil twin is caught steeling candy from babies
police try to search for drugs
i hope they find them
garchomp has annual bath and does a wee in it
lol
5 July 2016
gyarados helps the police with a suitable punishment for evil twin
evil twin is banished to space with da magic hamper
10 July 2016
arabs enter the pub
the kindly krew fail at fire drill
a mosse heaad doesnt get put up in the pub and lands on garchomps head for a bit
11 July 2016
gyarados successsfullly completes fire drill
tyranitar and garchomp r burnt in da kitchen an get boo boos
12 July 2016
tyranitar n agrch garchomp r discharged from da hospital
they didnt get 2 many needlez
19 July 2016
the kindly krew go to space
evil twin gets away from space
the main 3 dont get any green cheese
20 July 2016
tyranitar has dream about conk getting preggy
gyarados n salamence go on smuggling trip
tyranitar gets to run the pub due to virtue signallin
garchom doesnt like brandy
hydreigon leaves the pub because he cant do his stupid comedy act
good thing no one cares about him
tyranotr falls through bar and gets BOO BOOZ!
21 July 2016
tyranitar gets the stupid fucking piece of shit idea of turning the kindly pub into a CHEESE SHOOOOP!
conk leaves the pub for a bit because he cant have his own way
conk sleeps outside the pub
lol
22 July 2016
aegislash quits the pub because they stop dooing yummy shadwo juice
tyranitar gets too greddy with the yummy power
23 July 2016
excadrill leaes after fatshit makes fartin legal
the rest of kre w cause uprisiigngngngngngngngngngngngng
gyarados hears the news and shoots tyranitar n garchomp
24 July 2016
excadrill goes to fancy dress party
evil twin has sexy sex with conks grandaughter lopunny
gyarados took liopunny home and they pass bedding
25 July 2016
aegislash tries to apply for new job
gyarADOS proves his innocent loyalty to salamence by claiming that he didnt have sex with grannys grandaughter lopunny and that he is old man.
garchomphas a cake thrwon at him
aegislash doesnt get the job as a member of a bit of that and a bit of this
26 July 2016
aliens cum to da pub
gyarados scares tem off wuthg shit sandbitches
GyarADIS gyarados shits in barrels! :D
21 November 2016
the main 3 r barred from fatdonalds monopoly after aegislash cheekily cheats
tyranitar cries like a fucking fat baby
The Fall of the Mafia Era
2 July 2017
hydreigon is put in prison for putting cancer into one of his jokes
Gyarados: PWISON!
3 July 2017
its all handz on dicky deck
even da customerz had to help
tyranitar discovers flaming tyranitar
gyarados names the drink flaming gyarados
raichu reunites with her cousin excadrill
raichu starts filming documentary
excadrill loses his virginity?
4 July 2017
Raichu films documentary
garchomp has annual bath and does a poo in it
11 July 2017
raichu finishes documentary
raichu reveals that she is working for evil twin
documentary is destroyed
excadrill disowns raichu
12 July 2017
gyarados promotes tyranitar excadrill aegislash and garchomp and allows them to send supplies to da pub
excadrill invites raichu back into the family cactus
19 July 2017 - 21 July 2017
MOVIE!
5 September 2017
conk is shot by gyarados
whoops
the van gets clamped
6 September 2017
conk is buried thanks to some big baefers
#shovelgate
van gets umclapemed
13 September 2017
gyarados proposes that the main 3 and garchomp come smuggling with him
14 September 2017
smuggling trip canceleed
tyranitar has to menial tasks and cries about it
lol fatty
30 September 2017
gyarados and betty celebrate anniversary
kindly krew go on balloon ride
they fall in ditch
tyranitar wasnt allowed any cream cakes after eating one of them
gyarados dies for a bit
6 October 2017
the main 3 and garchomp meet the mafia after crashing their van into their merc
they learn that te oil was never a lie
OMG!
7 October 2017
the main 3 learn that they are brothers born from the mafia don double and they must fulfill thir their fates as snap crackle and poop
bisharp and bus driver pair up and get maltesers
mafia don double is killed by crocos after epic chase
tyranitar excadrill aegislash take over the mafia
garchomp and raichu join the mafia
the corocos die after being shit bey pinga blaster sticks
the mafia don doubles turd salutes them
mcdonalds leaves town
:(