john'sc eyes flutted open as he looked around the room.

He groaned in disgust. He will never eat cherries again.

He jumped as he saw daeve staring at him in a corner.

"Oh god no. oh god no. dont hurt me."

"Jade made pancakes."

"But I don't like panc-."

"We are going to eat the pancackes'

"Okay." John sobbed.

Dave and John waddled over to the pancake table and ate the oancakes.

The four ate their panacanaks in silence akwardly.

John cleared his throat. "So uh...How long till we reach that new universe."

Rose shrugged. "Bout an hour."

"...Alright sounds go-"

"Oh we're here. Get out of my sights you fucking vermins."

As they exited their space vehicle they looked around in wonder of their surroundings.

Instead of a blue sky on earth. This planet's sky was light purple, dark blue and black just like space.

"So Dave? You said this was a different universe, right?"

"yes those were the words that came out of my mouth before I shoved a juice box in yours."

John shivered. "don't remind me..."

"Dont talk back to me."

"O-Okay." John took a step away from him. "So because we are in a new universe...That means there must be alternate versions of ourselves, right?"

Dave began walking away.

"W-Wait Dave-"

His arm was grabbed by Jade.

"Hey JohN! Me and Rose were gonna go to that lake over there! You wanna come?"

"No."

"We're goNNAa be in bikiniIIIIIIs!"

"No." John sighed.

"I know that YOU TotalLy have IncestssUest ffeeeeeeeLings for mE1!"

"No." John turned up his nose in digust."

"Haha! Well ok John. But just remember whose boyfriend died and got consumed by her brother."

"No-Wait what?" John is very confused. Fucking loser.

Jade and Rose were already on their way towards the lake and Dave was already gone.

What was he gonna do. He could chase after Dave. And possibly get murdered. But it would also increase the character devolopment.

Or he could go to the lake. which would keep the plot going.

Or he could go back to the space vehicle and wait for that nice embrace of death.

He whipped around, hearing a soft shuffling sound in abush.

"Ooooooooooooh noo. Ooooooooooooooh ooooonooooo"

Dave kicked arock.

"Stupid John. "OhOh NOoooooOo I donT Wanna DrinK BlOOOdoOOodo oOoOoo NoNooo"

"Yo dude. What are you doing here?"

Dave turned around to see