himself wow dave it is dave. that took awhile huh ahahahahahahha
"Uh...? Hey me. Honestly its no surprise but wow ive never really seen them come out of the sky."
daverealstared.
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"Okay well youve overstayed your welcome dont you think-"
dave focikn stabbed dave
"AHGAh!" the blood flowed out of his wound spot it was liKE EXPLODIN
"duDe What WTHWE FICUK?"
"sorry freidns mbut john is my fuck buddy."
"."Dave daved. "thE FUCK?"
Dave put his sword in his pocket.
"nothin personnel kid" he started walking away
"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooooooooo"
"JOHN."
"nOoOOoOOO"
"JOHN."
"nNONOoooPleaseee"
"JOHN SHUT THE FRICK UP"
"I dont wanna drink you again!"
"UHH THATSB NOGT ONE OF MY KINKS BUT OK"
"KArkatattattatata?"
"YEAH?"
"how are you still alive!" john asked karkat tears streaming out o fhis eyes.
"I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!"
"Uh?"
"YOU LITEREALLY ATE LAVA"
"nice"
"NO" karkat slapped John
"uhhhhhn whattttttttttt?" a voice came from behind.
"Jade!" "JADE!" there laid jade in a sups hot bikiki
"ummmmmmmmmmm
idont alow this"
"JADE! HOWD YOU GET OVER HERE AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING"
"ssusjsjaiiaoll bbdbjjdio"
"HM. YEAH OK"
karkat turned to John and pulled out a glock.
"HIOW FUCKING DARE YOU BRING THEM TOMY HOUSE"
"WHAT!? KARKAT PUT THAT DOWN!" john screamed.
"NOO! YOU ARE THE REAL HIM WHAT?"
"lmoa u guys are wild."
rosde laid uin the water in full shirt and skirt and other clothes of humans.
she played with
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its was morning time in hte city terezi just finished her drawing. it was a super cool dragon breathing a ferocious flame with bulging eyes.
"D4V3'LL LOV3 TH1S!" she exclaimed to herself. she was loving this new living.
she ran out of her house heading for the lake.
a"nd thats why youre here." rose said finishing the 43rd rope around the chair terezi was tied to.
"OH. C4N 1 L3AV3?" TEREZI INquired
" rocketman"
"D4MN:["
rose went to the cupboard.
"SO HAV3 YOU S33N DAV3"
"which one"
"OK4Y YOU C4N 4CTU4LLY JUST SHUT TH3 FUCK UP W1TH TH3 S4SS"
rose literally fucking cut off her head lmao am i right relatable and wacky
"no"
john and kARKAt ran and ran
"hhehenehhedh" john breathed. "Is SHe still running?!"
"IDK BUT I CANT SSEE HER ANYMORE SO I THINK WERE GOOD"
"ok"
john was sad
"JOHN ARE YOU SAD"
"no i am mad"
john was mad
they hugged.
"i wished my sister wasnt a giant woman whose skin was made of bikini"
"YEAH ME TOO"
and so they banged
"thanks for the banging"
"YEA YOU TOO"
john madethecowsstop.
"hey katkar look! a city!'
and boi was he right it was a city
tey hopped off their cows.
"OH NO" arkat picked up a paper hanging on a pole
"huh what is it?"
john looked over.
it was a missing paper for john.
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