Back on Smash Island; the heroes still on the island were in a room watching the Anger Management film.
"To think that this film inspired a totally unrelated TV show with Charlie Sheen as the lead." said Rayman.
Sonic nodded.
"I'm surprised to see that Aunt May was in this film." said Sonic.
"Who isn't? When I first saw her in Civil War, I thought she was Peter Parker's very hot girlfriend." said Mega Man.
"A live in girlfriend who is much older then him by about thirty or so years." said Sonic.
"Well I thought she was Peter's very hot sister." Said Donkey Kong, "Besides who hasn't thought that?"
"You'd be surprised to hear that Spidey and Captain Marvel briefly dated each other in the comics then." said Sonic.
Everyone gasped in shock.
"Mama mia." said Mario.
"Yeah right." Said Mega Man
Sonic showed an article on the phone and Mega Man became shocked.
"Well here's to hoping it doesn't happen in the MCU." said Mega Man.
"Here here." the others said.
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Sonic smirked.
"Truthfully I was hoping Thor and Marvel would kiss." He said.
He raised shoulders.
"Eh, I could always write fan fiction." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
The group then heard a booming sound.
Everyone became confused.
"Please tell me I wasn't the only one who heard that." said Sonic.
"No, I heard it as well." said Donkey Kong.
"Same." Said MegaMan.
"We'd better check it out." said Mario.
The group walked out of the building and saw Bruise destroying some trees.
Mario smacked his head.
"Mama Mia." He said.
Rayman started winding up a fist.
"I've got this." said Rayman.
He sent his fist flying before punching Bruise across the face really hard.
Bruise growled and turned to the heroes.
"Who did that?" said Bruise.
The Heroes became mad.
"You know what you did." Said Mario.
"No he asked who punched him." said Sonic.
He turned back to Bruise.
"Who are you?" said Sonic.
"I am Bruise, my master sent me here to destroy you heroes." said Bruise.
Everyone glared at Bruise some more.
"So he's behind this time freeze huh?" said Gwen.
"Does it matter? No one will be around much longer for when he wipes out all life in the universe with the original Smash Ball." said Bruise.
"Yeah I just got one thing to ask you." said Rayman.
Bruise turned to Rayman.
"What?" said Bruise.
"Do you want some ribs?" said Rayman.
Bruise punched Rayman into a tree before leaping to him and began punching him across the face several times.
"I DON'T WANT RIBS!" yelled Bruise.
But Donkey Kong grabbed hold of the monstrous turtle by the arm.
"Banana, slamma." said DK.
He punched the turtle very hard, sending him flying far away.
Bruise groaned as DK ran to the turtle and started punching him rapidly.
Interview Gag
Donkey Kong was kissing his muscles.
End Interview Gag
Bruise eventually managed to punch DK several times before knocking him to the ground.
"Hard Man schematics." said Mega Man.
His armor turned dark blue and white before he began punching Bruise several times.
But the turtle grabbed Mega Man by the head and tossed him into some trees.
Mario ran to Bruise while laughing lots of fireballs.
The fireballs hit Bruise who growled.
"I hate fire." said Bruise.
Interview Gag
The Fire is mad.
"Rude." Said the Fire.
End Interview Gag
Bruise stepped on every fireball, putting them out before grabbing Mario and punching him multiple times before letting go and punching him into a wall.
Sonic ran by Bruise several times while attacking him.
"Oh ho, how do you attack something you don't see?" said Sonic.
Bruise stomped on the ground, causing some pillars to rise and knock Sonic off his feet, only for the hedgehog to pull off a Homing Attack at the turtle who simply punched the hedgehog really hard, sending him flying into a wall.
Rayman's flying fist punched Bruise across the face really hard.
Bruise turned to Rayman.
"Maybe I can give you the challenge you need." said Rayman.
Bruise chuckled.
"Bring it." said Bruise.
The two ran towards each other before punching each other's fists.
Sonic smirked.
"GO RAY!" He shouted.
Bruise growled.
"You think you can stop me?" said Bruise.
Ray chuckled.
"Oh I know I can." said Rayman.
The two punched fists three times before they began punching each other's fists rapidly.
Sonic chuckled.
"That's right Rayman, show him that you're no push over." said Sonic.
Gwen then appeared next to Sonic confused.
"Not a push over?" said Gwen.
"Can't you see what's going on?" said Sonic.
Gwen looked at the two sparing with each other.
"Yeah, they're just throwing random punches." said Gwen.
"That turtle's punches are random, but Ray's are actually targeted." said Sonic, "He's deliberately aiming for that evil dudes fists."
Ray and Bruise continued punching each other's fists rapidly.
"You ain't even letting up." said Bruise.
"I could go all day. And that's a lot coming from someone who has to deal with some unusual people on a regular basis." said Rayman.
Flashback
Sanders and MacArthur walked into the Toon City Police Station.
"Hopefully Eddy didn't do anything foolish this time in jail. Last time he farted on a cat that got in." said MacArthur.
"He better not do anything worse then that." said Sanders.
The two entered the jail room and became shocked.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" yelled Sanders.
Eddy was in a cell with a blanket around his body and some brown stuff all over his face and the walls while rubbing it all over the place.
He turned to the two cops and glared at them.
"I'm starting to enjoy being in jail." said Eddy.
MacArthur was the most shocked.
"MY BON BONS!" yelled MacArthur.
Sanders became confused.
"You're what?" said Sanders.
MacArthur walked over to the cell where a box of bon bons was empty.
"You stupid idiot, you ate all of my bon bons, I paid good money for these things, and now I have to clean them off the walls." said MacArthur.
"You said I could have one." said Eddy.
"Yes one, one you cow bitch." said MacArthur.
Eddy became mad.
"I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH ONE I WANTED!" yelled Eddy.
MacArthur unlocked the cell and opened it up.
"Get out, get out of this station now you expensive chocolate eater." said MacArthur.
Eddy groaned.
"COME ON HOW WAS I TO KNOW!" shouted Eddy.
MacArthur groaned.
"Seriously? I just explained everything." said MacArthur.
End Flashback
"You have my respect, but it's a shame you won't be around much longer when Master Xen shows up to finish what he started." said Bruise.
"Oh I will be, just you wait." said Rayman, "Besides, I already know your weakness."
Bruise chuckled.
"Enlighten me." said Bruise.
"You've been so focused on fighting with only your hands that you haven't even focused on your legs. That's why I'm targeting your arms to strain them out greatly so that you won't be able to fight me any longer." said Rayman, "Besides, I ain't getting exhausted due to not having any arms, legs, or a neck."
Bruise glared at Rayman.
"You're bluffing." said Bruise.
"Try me." said Rayman.
They resumed punching each other's fists before Bruise started groaning in pain.
"That's it, you're getting weak." said Rayman.
He punched Bruise in the chest really hard, sending him flying back a ways before running to the huge snapping turtle/red eared slider hybrid and giving him an uppercut that sent him up in the air.
Rayman jumped in the air and started punching Bruise longer before spinning around a bit and kicking Bruise to the ground.
Everyone stared on in shock and amazement.
"Whoa, that limbless guy is really giving the turtle a run for his money." said DK.
"That's Rayman for you, serious when need be." said Sonic.
Bruise stood up groaning as Rayman landed on the ground.
Rayman smirked.
"You're no match for me pal. Give your master a message from me; leave everyone in the universe alone, because the Smash Brothers and Sisters will stop him." said Rayman.
Bruise groaned some more.
Rayman started winding up a fist before it started glowing white, blue, and eventually orange with aura surrounding it.
Everyone became shocked.
"HOLY SHIT!" yelled Sonic.
"HIS HAND IS GLOWING BLUE, WHITE AND ORANGE!" shouted Mega Man.
Rayman stopped winding up.
"GO BEYOND, PLUS!" Rayman yelled before throwing his punch on Bruise, "ULTRA!"
The blast of the punch sent Bruise flying into the sky while screaming.
Everyone was still shocked.
"I don't believe it, Rayman fought some guy with the clear advantage over him and still came out on top. I've never seen anything like that." said DK.
"He must have been punching that turtle in the hands so much that he couldn't even throw any more attacks." said Mega Man.
Sonic nodded and looked at the readers.
"He's good." said Sonic.
Rayman was panting from exhaustion.
"Yeah, that's what I'm talking about." said Rayman.
Then Samus's ship appeared before stopping and the group with her exited the ship with the lead container holding the original Smash Ball.
"We got the ball." said Pikachu.
"Yeah, and we'd better work fast." said Rayman.
The others became confused.
"Why?" said Samus.
"Because the person behind this predicament knows what we're doing." said Rayman, "He's known as Xen."
The others became shocked.
"If the mastermind knows what we're planning, then we'd better undo the time freeze so that we can stop this Xen guy, fast." said Cloud.
"Cineroar." said Incineroar.
"I'll prepare to gather an army for when he shows up." said Robin.
He started to walk off but was stopped by Rayman.
"Hold on there albino, I've got a favor to ask of you." said Rayman.
In Master Xen's hideout; the figure was still in the shadows as a crashing sound was heard.
The figure turned around as a light shined on him, revealing he was like Thanos, but with purple armor and blue skin.
He looked at Bruise who was on the ground groaning.
"Those guys aren't even pushovers master, they gave me a run for my money." said Bruise.
Xen growled.
"You're fired." said Xen.
Bruise sighed before walking off.
Xen stood up before walking over to a room where lots of Gigatronics and Tronics bots were in stasis.
"Ugh, I've got to do everything for myself." said Xen.
He pushed a button on a wall.