Author's notes…. As always, the original copyright holders retain their rights, and this is intended for the non-commercial enjoyment of the readers. Comments and reviews are always welcome, as long as they bear in mind that I am not a perfect typist, do not always get timelines right, muddle items from manga and anime without regard for canon, and have other personal quirks like my low sense of humour. I plan on staying on the ecchi side of things, but these last few entries are definitely mature in outlook.

While this is ostensibly a GI/OMG crossover, the goddesses are a minor component of the story, which is focused on Gilligan and his running case of bad luck and misfortune.

I'm going to push along on the short chapters as they seem to be easier to grind out in a lunch hour or so of spare time. I've also taken a look at the traffic graph for this story. Sucks compared to my Railgun stories but then I know that Gilligan and Ah My Goddess are not the most popular items here at FF-dot-NET. However, if you are reading this story, do please post reviews.

- The mate was a mighty sailin' lad,

The Skipper brave and sure,

Five passengers set sail that day,

For a three hour tour -

Lovey very gently released her hand. "Why ever are you reacting like that, Gilligan? It's only a penis."

"No!", he practically shouted. "I…. I…..I'm a monster!"

Lovey's face took on a shocked expression, and then she stood up and wrapped Gilligan in a hug, followed by the others. Gilligan wrapped his arms around Lovey and buried his head in her shoulder as he started to heave and cry. Which would normally have been fine for Lovey, but Gilligan had pulled her hard against himself, resulting in a certain part of his anatomy being jammed up against her stomach.

Gilligan's movements also had another impact in that the said member was bumping and sliding within the dress and was getting even larger, if such a thing was possible.

Finally, Lovey had to take action before her own reactions became automatic and she really scared Gilligan.

She slid her hands down Gilligan's chest and then gently tried to push him back without making it too obvious that she was starting to grind against him.

She whispered, "Gilligan, we need to talk about this."

Gilligan slowly stopped and then rubbed at his face, and then nodded. Lovey pointed out the chair that had been used earlier in the day, and said to her companions, "girls, could you go and find chairs? I'm going to sit Gilligan in the chair AND I have dibs on his lap as hugs are hard to give when you're sitting in different chairs."

The others released them and Lovey gently took Gilligan's had and then led him over to the chair ad got him comfortably seated and then sat down across his lap and went back to hugging him while the other dragged up nearby chairs.

Trying hard not to wriggle her bum over that large lump in Gilligan's gown, she looked into his face and smiled. "Gilligan. No one here on the island believes that you're any type of monster, regardless of what you say or believe. You've proven that way to many times. You can be many things, but definitely you are not a monster. Who told you that you were one?"

Gilligan looked away from her, swallowed and then whispered, "Becky Hargraves and my father."

Lovey smiled. "That wasn't so hard, wasn't it? OK, we've got a good idea of what you father was like, but why Becky Hargraves? Better start at the very beginning and go through things."

Gilligan sighed. "We'd started school together and were friends right from the beginning. In fact, she'd even said at times that we were destined to get married. Well, we started dating and one day, actually the day that I turned sixteen, we were sitting in the hayloft in the barn when we got kissing and well, well, we started getting into the kissing. Problem was, that neither of us had really had any experience in kissing or doing anything along those lines."

Mary Ann went "Awww!" while Ginger went "How sweet!", or they did until Lovey cast disapproving glances in their direction. They shifted their chairs so that they were closer to Gilligan and wrapped him in their hugs.

Gilligan sighed and then continued, "well, we were sitting in the hay and Becky decided that she wanted to sit on my lap so we could kiss better."

Lovey wiggled her butt and whispered, "she found something in your pants that wasn't a pocket knife?"

Gilligan nodded. "At first she ignored it but she kept wriggling and wriggling and it got bigger and bigger until I was sure that I was going to burst. That's when she decided to see for herself what she was sitting on."

"She opened my fly but couldn't get it out that way, so she got me to undo my belt and the button and then shimmy my pants and underwear down, and….. well, it was tangled up in everything and she had to help push everything down, and then it snapped out and up as she pushed the pants down."

Ginger and Mary Ann buried their heads in Gilligan's shoulders and tried to muffle their laughter. Lovey glared at the two and then turned to Gilligan's embarrassed and woebegone expression. "Ignore these two, they've been corrupted but this sounds like something that would only happen to you, Gilligan. Where did it or rather, your penis, hit her, mouth or eye?"

Gilligan looked even more woebegone if that was possible. "Mouth, then eye. She was breathing so hard trying to get my pants down by pushing on the waist band that her mouth was open, and …. Well, when it hit her teeth, she screamed and I jumped both from surprise and banging myself into her teeth, and she moved her head, and it hit her square in the eye."

Lovey started to snicker and then forced her face into any other expression that the one she wanted to use, and quietly said, "that when she cut and ran, probably right into Daddy's arms who was sitting next to your father, and blabbed everything? And to top everything off, everyone went charging into the hayloft and you were trying to get your pants up and buttoned. Close enough?"

Gilligan nodded, though being shaken by two ladies who could not restrain the laughter and were reduced to shuddering in silence. "My Dad disowned me on the spot and kicked me out of the house immediately. Got just enough time to jam some clothes in my backpack along with my wallet and bank book. He took all the money out of my wallet but missed the bank book, saying that I had no right to anything but the clothes on my back. My oldest brother took me into town, and dropped me off at the bus station. Was never sure if he was angry or laughing at me, or was angry with Dad. The worst part of it was that Mom didn't say a word. Fortunately, the bank was open and I managed to get all of my money out of it. Not a lot of money but it did include my saved tuition for college, something like $300. Not a lot to start a life on. Right across the street was the Recruiting Center, so off I went and requested the service that would put the biggest distance between me and my father. The Sergeant running the reception desk turned out to be a fellow church member and apparently a close personal friend of my father."

Mary Ann jumped in with a mumbled "Oh, my God."

Gilligan shook his head. "He asked me why I was there, and I told him everything. Well, everything but what happened to Becky, only that she got frightened and then ran off to her father. When I finished, the only words that he said were 'what a ring-tailed son of a bitch!' and then pulled out the enlistment papers and suggested the navy and then helped me fill it out. He then took me out back and where the doctor was, slapped my papers down and said 'I don't care what you have to do, if there's a reason to reject his enlistment, forget it and put him in. He's eighteen years old as of today and needs to be as far from here as is humanly possible. Fifteen minutes later, I was sworn in, given a bus ticket for the Naval Training Center San Diego and an additional $50 in my pocket. Last memory that I have of the town is the Sergeant standing outside of the Recruitment Center and saluting me as the bus passed. Never looked back and regretted that day."

Ginger lifted her head from Gillian's shoulder and looked at him. "Did you ever go back? I mean the Skipper had mentioned that you had leave coming and that you'd gone home."

Gilligan took a hard look at her and sighed. "Yeah, the Skipper knew that I was planning to do that but not the way that you were thinking. Only two people that I really wanted to see, if they were still around or alive. One was my oldest brother, who'd driven me into town. He's now the pastor of the same church that my father had but it's completely different. Everything that my dad had stood for and built up as a legacy, he ripped down. It's now a church filled with love and blessings, rather than the hellfire, brimstone and damnation that Dad had pushed down everyone's throats. Actually had a great visit, but didn't see any other members of the family. Didn't even visit Dad's and Mom's graves. The only other person that I wanted to see was the Sergeant at the local recruiting office. Strangely enough, he was still there, doing the same job of scaring kids wanting to recruit for the wrong reasons and collecting more arm-stripes over the years. He was a Master Sergeant by the time I visited. You should have seen his expression when I walked into the office in full dress uniform with my Navy Cross front-and-center. He stood up a bit creaky from his years and gave me the best salute of his life. 'Welcome, home, son! And you kids waiting here, you'd better listen. This is Seaman First Class Gilbert Jeremiah Egan. I was honored to sign him up as Sailor. He has just been awarded the Navy Cross for saving his Commanding Officer and the rest of his shipmates. If you accomplish even the slightest bit of what he's done, you will be a credit to whatever service you join.' Best compliment that I've ever received."

Lovey wiped the tears from Gilligan's face and gave him another hug.

"Before we talk more about the monster that you have hidden in that gown, I think that the three of us have to make a confession to you. We've been on this island for years and years, and have you ever wondered how and why we all get along so well?"

Gilligan shook his head. "You know me, just go from one disaster to the next and never noticing what's been happening in front of me."

Lovey nodded. "Well, that's true, but all of us saw that there was a disaster looming that you wouldn't be responsible for, and probably would not have noticed unless someone took you in hand and carefully explained it to you."

Gilligan was perplexed and thought through what Lovey had just said. Mary Ann and Ginger had worried expressions on their faces. "I don't understand, what disaster?"

Lovey snickered. "That's Gilligan for you. What did you and that lady do the night you were awarded the Navy Cross?"

Gilligan got embarrassed and opened his mouth to say something but was stopped by Lovey placing a finger over his mouth. "And how many times since then have you had a desire to do that again, or do it by yourself since we were ship-wrecked? Don't answer that question, just think about it."

Gilligan slowly nodded. "You know about the palm tree with the knothole?", he asked.

- Gilligan is still Gilligan -

When everyone had subsided, Lovey coughed and smiled at Gilligan. "No, but you are definitely warm. The truth is that everyone else had discussed this and we came up with a different solution. You're so private, no one really knew if you thought about girls that way, even the Skipper."

Ginger kissed Gilligan on the cheek nearest her. "Well, we ladies realized that there would be problems if we didn't do something about everyone having those feelings that you relieved with your palm tree with the knothole. We made a decision that, if everyone agreed and no one got possessive or angry about it or tried pushing anyone to do something that they didn't want to do, then we would share our bodies."

Mary Ann kissed Gilligan on the other cheek. "You're confused because you weren't included. We really didn't know how you would react so we all decided to be very quiet about it and just make things carry on as they always did. I guess that we did a good job of it if you don't have an idea about what is going on, literally under your nose. Having said that, we really didn't intend to deceive you about anything. It just looked as if you weren't interest in girls or anything like that."

Lovey leaned in and kissed Gilligan on the lips in a long slow kiss. She felt what was under the dress give a big jump. "Ah, ladies, I think that we had someone give a vote of agreement. What about the rest of you, Gilligan?"

"You're not pulling a joke on me or anything like that? You mean what you just said, that you would make love to me the same as you do for everyone else?"

Lovey leaned in and nodded, wiggling her bum just a bit. "There is no set schedule of who goes with whom when but we work it out. It's a lot like being married, only not everyone is married."

Gilligan's brain engaged and he started pointing the fingers at each, trying to figure out the actual arrangements.

"Yes, Gilligan," breathed Ginger in her best seductress voice, "Mrs. Howell gets lots of hot juicy sex and love from the Professor and the Skipper, and he gets to have hot juicy sex with Mary Ann and me, and no one is complaining. Sometimes, someone gets two or even three of us but that's a special treat, usually birthdays or anniversaries."

Mary Ann breathed in his other ear, almost perfectly matching Ginger's seductress voice. "So, Gilligan, are you in or are you out. You liking to wear dresses doesn't bother us, though we still have to find a maid's uniform for Mister Howell. Or do you want one, too?"

Lovey gave a jump and did a serious bum-wiggle. "Better add that to the shopping list, Mary Ann! HOWEVER, we do have to resolve one question that we three are thinking about, just how big are you Gilligan? I got a good handful earlier but we do need to see just what you're packing."

Gilligan really blushed. "I've never measure myself and I've never compared with other men, so I have no idea how long is long and how much is too long."

Lovey gave another wiggle. "Never heard of 'too long' before though I have heard stories as have the other ladies here. We actually want to take a look, Gilligan, and go from there. The afternoon is ours. And yours if you want it."

- Dinner time on the island -

The Professor and the Skipper were in charge of preparing dinner that evening, with Mr. Howell laying out the "crockery", making sure that the coconut milk was ready, and then serving the dinner.

As the Skipper sat down and started to serve himself, he realized that the ladies were all sitting beside Gilligan, and all four of them had shit-eater grins plastered all over their faces and kept nudging each other as they reached for their dinners or coconut milk or water.

The Skipper nudged the Professor and nodded his head towards the foursome. "I've seen that expression before. Remember when I was talking about Gilligan's medal and celebrating the pay-off opf the original Minnow?"

The Professor nodded and the light come on over his head. "You mean….?"

"Yep! Looks like our Little Buddy just grew up."

Gilligan looked up and realized that the two were talking about him. "Skipper, did I do something wrong?"

"No, Gilligan, I suspect not, but if you make any of the ladies cry, I'll be having words with you."

"Uh, Skipper, all of them were crying when …"

Lovey leaned over and put her hand over Gilligan's mouth and whispered "let me say that he boldly went where no man has gone before…."

Ginger grabbed Gilligan's arm and pressed her breasts into it and stage-whispered, "even Dash Riprock would come up 'short' compared to our Gilligan."

Mary Ann did a similar favour to Ginger and added her comment, "and I couldn't believe that you could put it that far up and you could feel it go all the way 'up'."

All four of them collapsed in giggle fits as the three men looked on, gob-smacked.

The Skipper took off his hat and smacked all four of them while growling "Gilligan!"

Author's notes: Trying to paint the missing bits without betting banned for excessively graphic M-content. Hope that you enjoyed things. Please review…