The Wedding Gift Wormhole Continuation
Leonard stared down at the thank you card Sheldon and Amy gave them feeling frustrated. He ran his hands through his. Penny patted his shoulder with a water bottle. "I swear between our bestfriends and Raj, they drive me crazy sometimes. And right now I want to strangle all three of them. How the hell are we going to decode this stupid sanskrit being locked out of our internet?"
Leonard finally turned and took the water. "Well we could go to the coffee shop and go on the internet that way. Sanskrit is usually a language of ancient India, and they said it is not the sanskrit we are thinking of. Yeah... I'm definitely not happy." He said looking up at his wife.
"Well, this sucks...Maybe its time to move away from our weird neighbors." Penny sarcastically said walking over to the couch and sat down.
"Don't tease me like that, such a turn on when you say stuff like that. You know it's my dream move away from him but with our luck, Sheldon amd Amy would follow." Leonard only wished he was joking but knew it was true.
Penny shook her head, "And yet it is too late for them stop being our best friends. You know this is all your fault."
Leonard frowned at his wife. "If you're talking about that wand, that was your idea...If you are talking about our friendship with Sheldon and Amy...How?"
"Well if you went so smart and had a cute tushie I would have a normal life..." Penny watched her husband's face turn from frown to frustrated, so she gave him a grin ear to ear smile. "But I have to admit life would be boring without you and the rest of you nerds. And yes I might say I find science boring and give you a hard time when you explain ot to me, but you know deep down its a turn on."
Leonard chuckled, "I knew it was hard for you to not rip off my shirt and pants when I talk nerdy and smart to you. Now what about this Sanskrit? Do we deal with it now or in the morning?"
Penny smiled bigger knowing this wifi issue was still bothering Leonard. "Lets say morning, because I know one way we can keep us entertianed tonight..." She winked at her husband, then stood up and walked passed her husband. As she did Penny placed her hand on his shoulder while biting her lip. Then swayed her hips seductively as she headed towards their bedroom.
Leonard watched and sat there confussed at first what she meant. A few seconds later, it registered finally what Penny meant. Leonard quickly walked quickly into their bedroom and locked the door.