Hello everyone! Sorry I have yet to update 'That Time I got Reincarnated as A Direwolf!' I have a bit of writer's block when it comes to that story, but i've been brainstorming other ideas of mine, and this shitshow just popped up, enjoy I guess?
Hope you enjoy this story, whatever it is! *If you can't tell, I don't know what the story is going to be yet exactly.*
'This is too boring,' I thought as Bakugou-san yelled at Midoriya-kun across the classroom for the umpteenth time this week,'Seriously, it's always so dull here, nowadays there's nothing big ever going on.'
The bell rang, signaling that it was time to eat lunch, I pulled out my store-bought bento and dug in, the onigiri fell apart in my mouth as I chewed. A little vibration in my jacket pocket notified me of a text, pulling my phone out I saw that the message was from my parents, tch.
"Hey Achikita-kun! I saw you looking bored during class, mind telling me what's going on in that head of yours?" One of the other girls in my class, Ashido, walked up to my desk, her antennas in her hair moving a little as she came over, "I told you already to drop the 'kun' Ashido-chan, i'm a girl too y'know?"
BLAIR ACHIKITA:
HEIGHT: 169 CM
QUIRK: DETECT: WHILST THE QUIRK IS IN USE, BLAIR IS ABLE TO PREDICT AN OPPONENTS' MOVES WITHOUT FAIL, SHE CAN ALSO USE IT DURING AN INVESTIGATION, GIVING HER A BOOST IN INTELLIGENCE AS A PASSIVE BONUS, HOWEVER, AFTERWARDS SHE WILL EXPERIENCE AN EXCRUCIATING HEADACHE DEPENDING ON HOW LONG THE QUIRK HAS BEEN ACTIVE FOR.
LIKES: ANYTHING BOYISH, VIDEO GAMES, BARTENDING, GUNS
DISLIKES: DISRESPECT, HER PARENTS, GIRLY ITEMS, TALKATIVE PEOPLE
FAVORITE FOOD: ANYTHING WITH MEAT
HATED FOOD: CALAMARI
"But you act so much like a boy! I wouldn't be surprised if you started hanging out with Kaminari and Mineta, honestly it's not that hard to imagine…"
"H-hey! Don't group me up with them! I'll have you know that I am ten times more sophisticated than those weak-minded, open-brained, perverted-" I was cut off by the very two that I was calling out.
"You wound us, madam! We are simply admirers of the female body that wish to explore every nook and cranny of the Hills Of The Elated~!" Kaminari stated, mimicking a semi-intelligent frenchman as he twirled an invisible moustache, Mineta was doing the same, albeit looking a lot dumber.
"If you're referring to what I think your referring to, then there's going to be two more names on my 'To-Kill' list." I said before grabbing my bag and walking out of the classroom nonchalantly, knowing that everyone else was staring at me.
Peeking my head back into the classroom so I could ask Midoriya-kun if he could lend me his notes tomorrow. I think he already knows what i'm about to say, as he grins at me whilst giving me a thumbs up before I could even say anything, nodding, I walked away from class 1-A, although I could hear someone sighing before I was out of earshot," I just don't get that girl, sometimes I wonder how she's at the top of our class, she leaves straight after lunch everyday, and somehow always ends up being first in practical and academic exams."
"Say, how about we follow her today? We never know where she goes after she leaves, so why not find out?"
"I'm in."
"Me too!"
"I would like to know where she is going to skip school so I may convince her to take class more seriously!"
"Alright! Let's move out before we lose her! Just leave a note to Aizawa-sensei about this, we'll explain ourselves later!"
*Fast forward Twenty-Minutes*
'Oh shit! I have to get to work! Kurogiri-sensei is so gonna kill me!'
"She's dashing off! We need to go before we lose her!"
Before hopping onto the train to Yokohama, I ran to the restroom to change into my uniform and made a dash for the closing doors of the metal snake.
My uniform consisted of a white dress shirt, a black tie alongside an equally dark sleeveless vest, gray slacks covered my legs, partnered with sleek dress shoes. My dark hair was done up in a low ponytail, all in all, I looked sophisticated, respectable, and professional whilst in my work clothes, it makes me proud whenever I look at myself like this.
*Sorry, Another Time Skip!*
"Sorry i'm late, boss!" I panted after the long sprint from the train station to the bar.
"It's fine, as long as you're here before closing, you don't have to worry about being late." Kurogiri-sensei said whilst wiping a glass behind the counter.
"Thank you so mu-"
"It's coming out of your paycheck, though."
I pounded my head on the floor, hard.
"I'm sorry! Please forgive me!" I pleaded. Boss didn't even look phased as he put the glass back.
"Now hurry up kiddo, we have work to do."
"Yes sir!"
"Are you sure you saw her go in there, Kaminari-san?"
"Positive! I know I saw her walk into this place!"
"I don't know man, this place looks a little sketchy…"
"Tch, stop being pussies and just go in, fuckers!"
They somehow convinced Bakugou to come along, how? I don't know.
The door slammed against the wall as the explosion maniac kicked it open, a little bell went off as the almost unhinged door was held open by Iida. The group consisted of Kaminari, Iida, Ashido, Yaoyorozu, Bakugou, Midoriya, Kiminari, Mineta, Uraraka, and Todoroki.
As the group descended down the flight of stairs one at a time, all of them couldn't help but notice how elegant the place was, hardwood walls and flooring made everyone comfortable, low hanging lamps gave the room a chilling, yet homey feel.
All at once, that feeling went away as they stepped on the floor at the end of the stairs. Blair Achikita, the one they've been stalking for the past hour or so, was behind the bar counter, wiping a glass just like her boss.
"Kurogiri-sensei, if your whole entire body is a warp gate, how are you able to hold that glass? Or wear clothes in general?"
"I can make my body solid whenever I want to, it just takes a little concentration."
"Ohhhh."
The two talked as if they didn't hear the slamming of the door, or the clacking of shoes on wood, completely ignoring the ten kids that had entered a place that was made for adults, then again, Blair works here, so it can't always be alcohol and dealings, right?
Seeing an opportunity to possibly get drunk, Kaminari went up in front of the counter, sat down on one of the stools, and in his best 'grown-up' voice, asked for sake.
"Of course, sir, would you like a drink on the side with that? If you're looking to get wasted, it's best to get something a little stronger than just sake, I recommend either beer or our finest plum wine. Of course, sake is good for your body, so if you just want to get a little during your lunch break, then that's fine too."
You couldn't see it, but Kurogiri was trying his best to not break out laughing.
"I-i'll just have the sake alone, if that's fine." Kaminari stuttered, not expecting the usually quiet Achikita-kun to know so much about alcohol.
"Good choice, especially for someone as young as you~." A smug, shit eating grin brought its' way up to the bartenders' face, sweet venom rolled off of Blairs' tongue almost naturally, scaring the stalkers that followed her.
Turning around, the shocked students could see the brilliant classmate they've known for a month in sleek attire, the only ones that weren't surprised were Bakugou and Todoroki.
"Kaminari-san, what are you doing here? You know that you're skipping school, right?"
Everyone thought the same exact thing. 'Hypocrite.'
"Ah, Shoto and Katsuki, the usual, I presume?"
Both nodded as they sat down next to each other and watched Blair get to work preparing their drinks, fascinated, the rest of the group found themselves staring in awe as the top student in 1-A easily, and with style, mixed different ingredients into a cup.
The drink looked a lot like premium green tea, of course, the others thought it was actually alcohol, but Todoroki just acted as if this was a common occurrence, which it was.
"Shoto, would you mind, y'know?" She gestured to the drink in her hands.
Todoroki nodded, the air became a little heated as the tip of his index finger lighted itself on fire.
"You know I only do this just for you, right?" Blair chuckled softly as she held the cup slightly above the flame, waiting for steam to rise.
"Blair, you know I can't have you showing favoritism, right?"
"Hehehehe, it's as clear as a crystal, Sensei." She replied, putting down the now boiling drink in front of Todoroki.
Turning to Bakugou, a nod was all she needed to get to work at preparing his drink.
"Achikita-kun, do you work here?" Ashido knew it was a dumb question at this point, but it still needed to be asked.
"Yes, where do you think I go after lunch? Anyways, what would you like to drink? Don't worry, nothing you order here will be alcoholic unless you're of age, I just need to ask you a few questions first." She said back as she gave Bakugou his milkshake with homemade whipped cream and a fresh cherry on top. Let's just say no one expected the explosion maniac to get such a cute drink.
A notepad and pen was pulled out of Blairs' pocket as she started asking questions, some pretty personal.
"What do you look for in a person?"
"How long do you study at night?"
"Where would you go on a date?"
"Milk or dark chocolate?"
"What's one of your hobbies?"
The questions kept coming, confusing everyone but the two sitting down, Blair made one final jot on her notepad before putting it away.
"I think I have the perfect drink for you." Was all she said before getting to work on Ashidos' beverage.
As the young bartender was mixing, the man shrouded in fog gave a little more insight on how his apprentice came to work at his bar.
"She ran away from home, and wound up on my doorstep in the middle of the night, just as I was about to close for the night, I took her in, she was fascinated by alcohol and mixing. Soon afterwards, I offered her a job as my apprentice, and she took it within a heartbeat, it's been like this ever since."
Several of the group made an 'Oh' face, but were shocked that the person they knew to be almost perfect in every way, was having issues at home, they wanted to help her, but how? Most of them didn't have problems with their parents. Besides Todoroki already talked and sympathized with the young bartender, but she just said that it was all 'In the past'.
"Alright, here's your drink: Classic Sweet Tea." The beverage was slid across the counter smoothly to Ashidos' position, perfectly stopping in front of her.
*Show off.*
"All that preparation for just sweet tea? Seriously?" Kaminari was very confused to say the least, a literal question mark was above his head as he stared at the perfectly normal looking tea.
"You never know what you might find without looking for it, or in this case, drinking it."
Ashido sipped on the drink, and instantly started gulping down more. The drink was slammed on the table, already empty. A satisfied look was on the pink haired girls face as she stared at the ceiling in pure bliss.
"See what I mean?" Blair smirked, pure smug displayed for the world to see.
All the others were clambering for seats, anxious to get a beverage from heaven.
After everyone tasted their own godly drink, Blair started laughing out of nowhere, freaking out half of the group that followed her." Who's paying? I don't think any of you have that much money on you, and Shoto and Katsuki don't seem to be feeling charitable right now, hehe."
Everyone tried running for the door
*Time Skip Three Hours*
The bar door opened, and silent steps were made heard by the creaking of the stairs. The man made his way to the counter and sat down on one of the many stools.
"Ah, Aizawa-sensei, what can I get you?"
"The usual, please." Her teacher plopped his head down onto the hardwood counter.
"Rough day?"
"Mhm, ten of your classmates disappeared after lunch and left a note for me when I came back."
"Is that so? I wonder where they went off to…" Blair couldn't help but try and stifle her laughter.
Key word: Try
"What's got you so happy? Do you know where they went?"
"No sir, just thinking about something funny." She said, placing the warm sake in front of the pro hero.
That's it! I'm very happy on how this turned out, and I hope you like this too! I wanted this story to be a semi-AU where nothing ever happened, no villains to take down, no evil plotting, just a normal-as-can-be girl working at a bar, nothing more, nothing less, except for some of the drama that she gets into!
Sorry, I truly think that 'That Time I got Reincarnated as A Direwolf!' will be on hiatus for a little while, I don't know what to write, but there just might be a new chapter during the summer, when school's out, I am sad about this, but please read this story whilst waiting for my writer's roadblock to be destroyed by the sledgehammer of imagination.
Word count: Over 2k! New record!