Disclaimer: I own nothing and probably never will. I do not own the copyrights to The Loud House, GTA 5, Star Wars, WoW, Pokemon, Final Fantasy X, Mass Effect, Dishonored, Saints Row, Grey's Anatomy, or any of the music mentioned in the story.

Authors Notes:

"This is talking."

'This is thinking.'

'This is a spirit.'

"This is singing."

For those who question if the acts of the last chapter are physically possible, they are. It is indeed excrutiatingly painful, and possibly causing irrepairable damage. But also somewhat pleasureable and only possible if certain conditions are met. Length, width, and angle of entry are all conditions that have to be met to achieve these physically improbable acts. However it is not suggested you try this at home as you are far more likely to cause yourself pain and damage then pleasure. Also this is a fictional story so any damage that might be caused by said acts can be fixed with a wave of a magic wand unlike in real life.

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Lincoln took his girls out on a nice date, there was a fight where a waitress got shot. Luna, Luan, and Lucy gave their virginities to Lincoln.

Now we raise the curtain on a new act in the story.

Chapter 15: A New Day

Lincoln came awake slowly, his mind a haze. His body metaphorically screaming at him that he needed to get up to pee. He attempted to raise his arm to rub his eyes to help them adjust to the darkness in the room, however his arm was being held down. 'Was I captured after the fight? Where are the girls? WHERE IS LUNA?' Lincoln paniced. Adrenaline pumped through his veins, as he sat bolt upright pulling his hands free of their restraints.

"Oeuf." Lucy gasped as she tumbled off the bed having been thrown from her spot when Lincoln violently sat up.

"What's wrong Linc?" Luan asked.

"Spooky, you okay down there?" Luna questioned.

"Luan? Luna? Lucy? Where are we? Why is it so dark? Did we get captured after the fight?" Lincoln rapid fire queried.

"I'm fine Luna, sore but fine." Lucy replied. "Lincoln, think back what's the last thing you remember?"

LEMON FLASHBACK

"Cum in me again Luv." Luna commanded. "Make me pregnant, let's make Liberty tonight." Lincoln's cock twitched and spasmed at this. "Luan and Lucy are on their safe days, but will take the morning after pill just to be sure. I, luv, am ovulating and with everything we've been through past and present I want this. Make me your baby momma, rock my world." With one last thrust Lincoln buried his cock once again into Luna's cervix until he was hilt deep in her vagina and shot the biggest load of the night. Luna's belly swelled until she looked two months pregnant. Lincoln grabbed a handful of tissues from the box and quickly stuffed them into Luna's hole after he pulled out, her legs still resting on his shoulders. Lincoln fell to the side spent. Luna crawled over and laid down next to him fitting nicely into the crook of his shoulder. "I love you Lincoln, and I intend to make you my husband one day soon."

LEMON FLASHBACK END

Lincoln blushed and looked down at Luna's still bulging belly, he slowly raised his hand to touch it looking into her eyes for permission. Luna smiled coquettishly and nodded. Lincoln gently placed his hand on Luna's belly. "When will you know?" Lincoln asked in a hushed whisper.

"Lisa can tell us in five or six days, but fifteen days is the usual time when you know for sure." Luna replied leaning her head on his shoulder.

"I thought we were going to take the 'Oops' pill?" Luan questioned.

"We," Lucy said indicating Luan and herself. "Are going to. Luna seems to be of the opinion that it is time to be a mother."

"Wha? Really?" Luan asked. "Is this about Liberty?"

"Partially." Luna replied. "But mostly its about the fact that I have never felt so full, it's like I didn't even know there was an emptiness there until he filled me up. Not to mention that the idea of carrying Lincoln's child sends shivers up and down my spine."

"As long as I don't have to watch you scarf down five peanut butter, anchovy, and sauerkraut sandwiches in under an hour again we'll be fine." Lincoln said with a shiver.

"I ate what?" Luna asked in revulsion.

"Did I not mention your pregnancy cravings?" Lincoln questioned sheepishly getting out of bed to go to the bathroom.

"No." Luna replied. "You failed to mention that." Luna looked around and found her phone on the nightstand next to the bed. "Dudes it's a quarter til ten. We should probably get up if we want to make it home before noon."

Lucy and Luan took a shower together to save time, they used the shower wand to clean out their undercarriage as best they could. The blood didn't surprise Lucy, however it did surprise Luan. She made a mental note to see Lisa about it. Luna invited Lincoln into the shower with her while Lucy and Luan got dressed to head home.

LEMON WARNING


"I need you to fill me back up stud." Luna stated leaning against the shower wall and lifting one leg as the reminder of their night together ran down her leg. Lincoln used the shower wand to rinse off the evidence of their tryst and gently pushed on Luna's belly causing even more to gush out. "Why did you have to go and do that?" Luna pouted. "I felt so bloody full, I loved it now you really owe me a fresh load."

"Of course, Selene." Lincoln whispered into her ear as he thrust his now erect member into her tender cunt.

"Easy there luv." Luna huffed with a grimace. "I'm still tender from last night."

"Sorry Selene." Lincoln replied and started again more gentle and caring this time.

"Selene?" Luna asked in between moans as Lincoln's cock slowly sawed in an out hitting her g-spot every time.

"The Greek Titaness of the moon, whose beauty out shown all others. Her roman name is Luna, so I thought it a fitting nickname for you." Lincoln groaned out as he continued to thrust into Luna.

"That is so bloody rockin luv." Luna cried out as she hit an orgasm. "Keep going I want your load inside me before we leave." Lincoln happily obliged speeding up a little to keep from hurting her. "You know nicknames are usually shorter then given names." Luna breathed softly as she hung on to his body for support. "But I love it, do you have names for Luan and Lucy to?"

"Maybe, we'll see how they react to them first." Lincoln hissed through his teeth. Neither Lincoln or Luna cared that the water from the shower had sapped all lubrication and pleasure out of the act of making love, their only concern now was making sure Luna got a load of Lincoln's cum so they could try for Liberty.

"Mind if I call you Helios?" Luna asked huskily. "He was the Sun Titan, wasn't he? And Selene's brother?" Lincoln spasmed, twitched, and shot off inside of Luna. He pulled her close and kissed her passionately. "It's kinda kinky, that you shoot off when ever I mention that I'm your sister, or that I want your baby." Luna commented. Lincoln just blushed and turned off the water. Luna dried herself quickly before inserting a tampon into her vagina to hold in Lincoln's little soldiers.


LEMON END

Luna and Lincoln dressed quickly after their shower and joined Luan and Lucy. They headed down to turn in the key and go home. Before they could climb in Vanzilla, Lincoln hugged each of them.

"Thank you." Lincoln said. "For everything. For staying with me, for last night, and most of all for loving me. I love you all so much."

"And we love you. I, love you Lincoln." Lucy said hugging him back.

"Ditto Helios, my love." Luna said giving him an one armed hug.

"Helios?" Luan asked.

"Just a little pet name." Luna replied. "He called me Selene, so I thought it would fit."

"Selene?" Luan questioned. "Where did that come from Linc?"

"She is a Greek Titaness of the moon." Lucy stated in her monotone. "Her Roman name is Luna, fitting I think."

"Do you have a pet name for me too Linc?" Luan asked with puppy dog eyes.

"Eris." Lincoln deadpanned. Luna and Lucy both laughed at Luan's expression.

"After the Greek trickster goddess of discord." Lucy explained causing Luan to huff. "Also fitting."

"Then what is Lucy's pet name?" Luan questioned.

"Hela." Lincoln replied after a moment of thought. "The Norse goddess of death, acknowledged by some as holding all of the knowledge of those that pass through her realm. That and her name means hidden."

"I like it." Lucy said with a smile.

"You would." Luan groaned. "Why goddesses?"

"Because that is what you are." Lincoln replied. "All three of you are more beautiful then any mere mortal woman. Even Lucy in her childish petite body is incredibly beautiful." All the girls blushed at his response. Lincoln's alarm went off on his phone signaling that it was now eleven o'clock and they only had an hour to get home. They piled into Vanzilla and Luna drove them home with one hand on the wheel, and the others fingers entwined with Lincoln's.

Lynn Sr. and Rita rushed out of the house as soon as Vanzilla pulled into the driveway. Luna, Luan, and Lucy were quickly checked over for any injuries by Rita. When she found none she quickly ushered them into the house to change clothes and relax after a stress filled night. Lynn Sr. checked Lincoln, quickly finding no injuries he dragged Lincoln into the garage for a one on one talk.


"Lucy told me everything leading up to the hospital visit last night." Lynn Sr. stated seriously.

"I know." Lincoln nodded in agreement.

"What I want to know is, were you gentle with my daughter last night?" Lynn Sr. demanded narrowing his eyes. "Don't deny it, I can tell just by looking at you, you've recently had sex."

"Alright you caught me." Lincoln sighed. "We had sex, twice last night, and again in the shower this morning."

"TMI Son." Lynn Sr. said waving his hands in front of his face. "Just..." Lynn Sr. breathed. "Just tell me you were gentle, and you didn't hurt or force her."

"Hey, she pushed me down and road me like a carnival ride, if anyone was forced it was me." Lincoln snarked. "Not that I'm complaining." He amended.

"Again, TMI." Lynn Sr. said with a shake of his head. "Do me a favor, and get a summer job."

"Why?" Lincoln asked.

"If you are going to continue your... encounters, as I know the two of you will, I want a ring on her finger." Lynn Sr. said sternly. "The young ones don't need to get any ideas about premarital sex, understood?"

"Did you just give me your blessing to propose?" Lincoln asked.

"You'll need to buy a ring before you can do that." Lynn Sr. said with a smile before walking out of the garage. Lincoln whooped in joy before quickly following after his father. "By the way Lincoln, you ever thought about marksmanship competitions?" Lynn Sr. asked when Lincoln caught up to him.

"No, you think I should?" Lincoln questioned.

"With the shot you made last night, either marksmanship or consider private sector security work." Lynn Sr. replied. Lincoln's face sagged remembering he had killed a man. "None of that. You defended yourself and your sisters, nothing more. You are no murderer." Lynn Sr. chided.


Luna laid on her bunk in just her panties, rubbing her belly with a smile on her face. She was daydreaming of multiple white and brown haired little baby girls. Luan spent the last few minutes getting changed trying to ignore the blissful look on her sister's face. An ugly feeling reared up in the pit of her stomach, some combination of anger, sadness, and fear. She couldn't put her finger on what it was about Luna that was causing it.

'It could be because she looks so fucking happy being filled with Lincoln's homemade banana cream pie. That's probably turning from baby batter into a little bun in her oven.' Came Luan's thoughts. "That doesn't explain why I feel angry and sad about it." Luan whispered to herself. 'Your jealous you pun filled numbskull. You're angry she is so happy about it, sad that its her and not you, and your afraid that if she does get pregnant you'll become fourth banana after the baby and Lucy.' yelled her thoughts yet again. "What? No I'm not ready to be a mom." Luan scolded herself. 'Doesn't change the fact that I am jealous.'

Lucy dressed herself in a pair of black sweatpants, and a oversized black shirt that was bought for Lincoln but he grew out of. Then she made her way to Luna's and Luan's room since she felt there was something they needed to talk about. Knocking on the door Lucy heard some muffled noises before the door opened revealing a flustered Luan. A cursory look around the room showed two blankets set up as curtains around Luna's bunk. A peak through the gap in the blankets showed that Luna was at least partially nude.

Luan looked around Lucy to see if anyone else could see into the room and quickly ushered her younger sister inside before shutting the door. "Wha-what's u-up Lucy?" Luan asked shakily her eyes shifting quickly from side to side as she stepped in front of the gap between the blankets.

"I feel that after last night we should have no more secrets between us, as it will eventually do harm to our relationship with each other, and especially with Lincoln." Lucy replied in her usual monotone.

"How so?" Luan questioned somewhat calmer.

"Lincoln knows most, if not all of our secrets, and has often taken the fall for us, correct?" Lucy queried.

"Yeah...?" Luan agreed confused.

"So if I commented on say Luna's sudden impregnation fantasy, or your obvious jealousy at said fantasy, Lincoln would take sides would he not?" Lucy pushed on.

"Hey, I am not jealous." Luan snapped back. 'I am so jealous.'

"Whatever." Lucy commented waving it off as unimportant. "I was specifically talking about something Lincoln took the fall for, that you have continued to make fun of, up until he got stabbed." Lucy explained. "It was my Princess Pony book in the toilet. I dropped it while reading in the bathroom and Lincoln accidently flushed it."

"Oh..." Luan said speechless. Just then there is another knock at the door. Luan starts to freak out again doing her best to close the gap between the blankets as Lucy goes to answer the door. Luan trips on one of her juggling clubs and pulls down one of the blankets and falls to the floor with an loud bang. "Ouch." She groans in pain rubbing her head, her eyes closed. Luna startled out of her day dream at Luan's fall quickly pulls on a nearby shirt not realizing it was the one she kept under her pillow, and it only reached above her belly button.

Rita pushed through the door when Lucy answered it to see what happened, and rushed over to Luan. "Are you alright sweetie?" She asked helping Luan to her feet.

"I'm fine mom, just tripped trying to hang up my blanket so Luna could finish changing if Lincoln was at the door." Luan lied.

"Well if you're sure." Rita said backing up a little. "I'm glad all of you are together so we can talk about last night." Rita said as she sat down in Luan's computer chair. She finally notices Luna's state of dress. "Luna! Have you no shame? Cover yourself, what if your brother walked in here." Luna's eyes glazed over for a sec as a happy smile formed on her blushing face. Lucy reached up and smacked Luna on the back of the head, bringing her back to her senses.

"Ouch, what the heck Spooky?" Luna asked.

"You were off in Lala Land again." Lucy monotoned. Rita looked between the two girls with mounting concern. "Now do as mom asked and cover yourself." Luna looked down at herself before looking up at her mom, she blushed and quickly stepped into one of her purple plaid pleated skirts. When she was finished she sat down on her bunk her hands folded in her lap in embarrassment.

"That's better, thank you." Rita said. "Now please tell me what happened last night and why you didn't come home when I asked you to." She practically begged. Neither Luna or Luan moved to speak up, so Lucy told her mom everything. Well almost everything, Lucy left out the fact that Lincoln brought the gun that he fired with him, or that all three of them had sex with Lincoln. Rita started crying as soon as she got to the attack in the alleyway. "Why the heck do you have weapons?" Rita almost demanded before breaking down. "I could have lost you, any of you even your brother, for a second time." Rita broke down sobbing. "Why is this happening?"


"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!" Deamon shouted as he threw a chair against a wall breaking it into pieces. "THREE OF OUR BEST DEAD, AND TWO IN PRISON. ONE WHICH CAN'T USE HER DOMINANT ARM!" Deamon seethed.

"Boss, clearly we underestimated the resources of the white haired boy named Lincoln Loud." A bespectacled man in a grey business suit and tie said. "Clearly someone is protecting him there is no way a fourteen year old and three girls, ranging from twelve to eighteen, could have taken down four heavily armed assailants let alone electrocute one to near death. He would have survived if he hadn't choked on his own vomit."

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THAT." Deamon yelled. "I WANT THE LOUD BOY AND HIS WHORE SISTERS BROUGHT TO ME NOW!" The veins in Deamon's neck threatened to burst in his anger.

"Sir!" Business suit said in shock. "Would our employers want this."

"FUCK KHAOS AND HIS FUCKING TWILIGHT'S HAMMER." Deamon growled. "IF HE GETS IN MY WAY I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM TOO."


"Luan, Lucy, do you mind letting me speak to Luna for a few minutes?" Rita asked after she calmed down. Luan looked at Lucy then at Luna who nodded her head before turning to leave the room. Lucy gave Luna an, out of character, hug before leaving herself. "Luna dear, did anything else happen that Lucy didn't mention? Anything between you and Lincoln perhaps?" Rita questioned after the door shut behind Lucy.

"And if I was to say yes...?" Luna queried in return.

"Lu..." Rita began, prepared to argue against what they had done, but the words failed to come out as she look at her daughter's face. Luna's eyes were filled with defiance, fear, but most of all happiness. "Luna, tell me honestly did you have sex with Lincoln?" Rita asked after taking a deep breath.

"Yes, what's it to ya?" Luna snarked.

"Don't take that tone with me." Rita snapped, before taking another deep breath. "Were you safe? Did you take precautions?" Rita asked.

"No, in fact I did the opposite." Luna replied. "I tracked the days I ovulated before I decided to sleep with Lincoln. I then let him cum inside me and I kept it from spilling out with tissues. I don't know about dad but Lincoln came even harder when I asked him to fill me up and give me his baby." Luna smiled as her eyes became somewhat glazed over as she recalled the night in her mind.

"Oh my." Rita gasped in surprise. "What about your future? Are you prepared to have a baby?"

"I'll live here at home, while taking classes at Royal Woods Community College. With all of you guys helping out, I'll be able to be a mom, and a musical entertainer." Luna responded happily.

"What about Lincoln, he is still only fourteen. Is he really ready to be a father?" Rita asked grasping at straws.

"Of course I am." Lincoln said as he entered the room and shut the door. "Luan sent me up." Lincoln answered their unasked question.

"But your still a baby yourself." Rita cried.

"But I'm not." Lincoln countered. "I am physically eighteen and mentally twenty five. I already scheduled to test out of high school, and am currently looking to see if there is a nearby blacksmith in need of an apprentice, though dad had some ideas for a different line of work."

"Your dream isn't the future, its your imagination. You can't know if you'll be as good at blacksmithing as you were in your dream." Rita cried out in frustration. "Don't you understand? This is the real world neither of you are truly prepared for this."

"Then help us prepare." Lincoln said stepping forward and wrapping Rita in a hug. "We've helped you take care of all of our younger siblings. We know about diapers, formula, breast feeding, sleepless nights, potty training, teething, tantrums, and everything else that might happen. Yes there might be something that happens that we have no experience with, but that's why grandparents, exist so the parents have someone to turn to with questions." Lincoln explained rubbing his mothers back.

"I'm not ready to be a grandma." Rita wept.

"Is anyone?" Lincoln chuckled as he let go of the hug. Luna got up and hugged Rita as well.

"It'll be okay ma." Luna said. "It'll be hard work and many sleepless nights but we can do this. We had wonderful teachers."

"My babies." Rita cried hugging both of them. 'My babies want to have babies.'


Things calmed down over the next few days. Everyone went back to their normal routines, with a few exceptions. Leni getting ready to join Lori at MCU, after a year off of school studying for ACTs and SATs Luna looking at classes to take at RWCC, to advance her chosen career field. Lincoln, now technically the 4th eldest child, looked all over town for a summer job, but everyone laughed in his face when he told them his name. Luan reopening Funny Business Inc. trying to get back to her roots in comedy even if she didn't find puns all that punny anymore. Lynn Jr. started exercising in earnest to get into shape for football season at Royal Woods High. Lucy did tarot and palm reading on the side of the road for a few bucks a reading. Lana went back to hunting for new pets. Lola started training for a pageant that was in a few weeks. Lisa was doing a study on the probability of the female body preforming anatomically improbable feats. Lily was getting prepared to start pre-school in the fall, as her fifth birthday was fast approaching.

Lincoln and Luna would sleep together in his room every other night, though there wasn't much sleeping. Lucy and Luan would sleep with Lincoln on the nights in-between, just cuddling and enjoying the love of their brother/lover. Both Luan, and Lucy agreed to wait until their safe days to have sex with Lincoln, as neither was ready to be a mother in high school. Luna would also sneak into the shower with Lincoln where they would have a quickie.

After Listening to Lincoln's woes about no one believing him to be Lincoln Loud when he applied for jobs with people he knew like Flip, or Sergei, Lisa cobbled together an infallible identity for Lincoln under the name Link N. Louder. When asked what the N. stood for Lisa replied.

"Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore'." Lisa replied. "I wanted to us N for Nickle from the periodic table, however your youngest paramour talked me out of it." This of course caused Lincoln to blush in embarrassment that Lisa knew about the strange relationship between him, Luna, Luan, and Lucy. "Far be it from me to stand in the way of love. However you have been neglecting one sister in your pursuit of a career and a family." Lisa stated plainly.

Lincoln racked his mind trying to think of who he had not spent time with save Lori who was not even there. He and Lynn Jr. jogged together every morning. He had taken to watching the girls play outside while lounging under a tree with Lily napping on his chest. He would periodically help Lisa with different chores or experiments. Not to mention he was in a relationship with Luna, Luan, and Lucy who he made time for every day to spent with either one on one or as a foursome. 'So who am I missing?' Lincoln questioned in thought. 'OH MY FUCKING GOD! LENI!' It came to him in a flash, how could he forgotten about the angel of the family. Lincoln quickly rushed off to spend time with Leni. 'Lets see I have about $350.00 saved up I wonder if Leni would be up to ring shopping for Luna?'


Lisa took a sample of Luna's blood and ran twelve different test to check for pregnancy hormones such as HCG that can show up in the urine as early as 7 DPO. Of course blood test are more reliable in Lisa's scientific opinion. Of the twelve test, nine came back positive, one came back negative, and two were inconclusive. This all but confirmed it for Lisa, so she gave the good news to Luna.

"You have successfully produced a budding zygote." Lisa stated smiling at Luna. Luna looked at her confused for a second.

"You mean... we... I... SQUEEE!" Luna squealed in joy picking Lisa up off the floor and spinning her around while hugging her tightly.

"Yes while I don't usually display inane human emotions. SQUEEE!" Lisa joined in the happy squealing. "Congratulations. This is so exciting!


"So Leni, now that we're done with your shopping, do you mind helping me with something I need to buy?" Lincoln asked carrying four bags of stuff Leni had bought at the mall. This of course being exactly where she totes wanted to go to spend one on one time with Lincy.

"Of course Lincy." Leni said with a smile. "Oooh, I love shopping with you it's so fun, now that your so big, and strong you can carry all the bags with no problem. This is so much better then any of the other boys I've dated. They complained the whole time and tried to touch my butt."

"Leni, this is not a date." Lincoln replied with a chuckle.

"Yes it is." Leni said happily, hugging Lincoln's arm to her chest. "You asked me if I wanted to go out and do something together, and this is the same thing I do with all my boyfriends."

"Leni." Lincoln pulled her to the side. "Are you saying you love me?" He asked.

"Of course I love you, you're my brother and like a totes great guy." Leni answered sincerely.

"No, I mean do you love love me? Like mom loves dad kinda love?" Lincoln asked in a hushed whisper. Leni grew very quiet and pulled away from Lincoln for a minute. Lincoln assumed that he was wrong and he hurt his relationship with his sister, until Leni dragged him into another clothing store and pushed Lincoln into a dressing room. Leni looked into his eyes seeing only love, and concern, before she stood on her tip toes, Lincoln being taller now, and mashed her lips to his. Lincolns eyes widened before he wrapped his arms around her back to hold her steady and pulled away slightly.

"Why did you pull away? Did I do something bad?" Leni asked innocently.

"No Leni, not bad." Lincoln responded. He gently pushed her to sit on the bench in the dressing room and squatted down so they were eye to eye. "Leni, I am grateful you love me and all, I really am but before we can kiss or go on dates as more then siblings we should talk to Luna."

"Huh?" Leni asked confused. "Why?"

"Luna and I are..." Lincoln started unsure how to explain everything to Leni, until he remembered what Luna had told him about Lily's request the day he woke up. "Luna woke me up from my really long nap with true loves kiss." Leni started to cry, but Lincoln continued as he got on his knees and hugged her. "She loves me so much that when Lucy confessed that she was in love with me Luna decided to share me, meaning I was dating both Luna and Lucy. But then Luan confessed as well, and I'm dating all three now. I have no doubt that if you talk to Luna everything will be fine and you can join the... whatever the collective term is for multiple girlfriends that know about each other." Lincoln trailed off at the end scratching the back of his neck.

"So there is a chance?" Leni asked sniffing softly. At Lincoln's nod she jumped off the bench and tackled him in a hug.

"Leni are you still up to helping me shop?" Lincoln asked.

"Of course." Leni chirped.

"Even if what I'm buying is for Luna?" Lincoln prodded on.

"Like totes." Leni smiled. Lincoln led Leni to the store he needed, Dale's Discount Diamonds. Leni pulled on his arm, shook her head, and dragged him off to a different store, Akbar's Affordable Accessories. "Mr. Akbar say's going to Dale's Discount store is..."

"IT'S A TRAP!" A middle age, middle eastern looking man said as he walked out from behind the counter. "Name's Akbar Anderson, yes I am American." Mr. Akbar said before turning towards Leni. "Hello Leni dear, it's so good to see you. Are you here to browse or buy?"

"Lincy here is buying something for his girlfriend." Leni said teasingly.

"Would that happen to be you buy any chance Leni?" Akbar asked.

"No, unfortunately." Leni replied with a slight frown before smiling again. "He is dating my sister, and asked for advice."

"And what exactly are you looking for young man?" Mr. Akbar questioned Lincoln.

"I am looking for an engagement ring." Lincoln said. Leni gasped then clapped excitedly. Mr. Akbar nodded and led Lincoln and Leni over to a case with all kinds of rings in it. Leni suggested they get the one with the largest diamond, but Lincoln blanched and quickly shot down that idea. "I don't think that is quite her style." Leni nodded in acquiescence. Eventually Lincoln found one he liked that was just out of his price range. It was platinum so it wouldn't bend like gold or silver, it had six small amethyst set into hearts 3 on each side of a quarter carat diamond. It was beautiful, and perfect for Luna, but it cost $549.99 plus tax, there was no way he could afford it without a job. Lincoln frowned and handed the ring back to Mr. Akbar.

"I really thought that was the one, the way your eyes lit up when you looked at it told me it was just what you were looking for, so why the long face?" Mr. Akbar asked.

"It's prefect but I can't afford it. I only have three hundred and twenty dollars in cash on me and that is all my savings." Lincoln explained.

Mr. Akbar looked at the ring then at Leni who was looking at Lincoln sadly. "Tell you what my boy. You promise me you will come here to buy the matching wedding rings when the time comes and I'll let you take the ring for half price." Lincoln looked up at him with hope in his eyes.

"Really?" Lincoln asked.

"Yeah. $245 and it's yours." Mr. Akbar nodded.

"Sold." Lincoln replied as he dug out his wallet. Mr. Akbar put the ring in a small black box and escorted Lincoln to the register. They quickly processed the purchase and Lincoln stuffed the box in is pocket.


Outside the mall six armored trucks pulled into a semi circle around the mall's main entrance blocking traffic. Thirty six heavily armed men, one carrying something that looked like a small child, stormed the mall, taking out security and causing a panic. Mr. Akbar pulled down the armored curtain, locked it into place, and motioned everyone in the store to move behind the counters.

"We are here looking for a Link Louder, and a Lincoln Loud if either of these two individuals come forward we will leave the patrons of this mall unharmed." A voice came over the intercom. "Be warned we are jamming all cells and radio frequencies. Any attempts to fight back will be met with deadly force. And just to make it more interesting if you don't come forward in the next hour, well... we have this little hostage we kidnapped."

"Daddy, I'm scawed." a familiar voice came over the intercom. Lincoln's eye bugged and his throat tightened. If they managed to grab Lily what had they done to the rest of the family? Leni started to cry holding onto Lincoln for dear life.

"Now before you freak the fuck out and start thinking we did anything to the rest of your whore's family. They are fine we grabbed this one while she was playing in the backyard." The first voice said smugly. "Oh, and as a precaution, this little one won't be harmed but a few of my men have certain proclivities that she might be able to entertain. Oh, she will still be alive when we're done, but I can't promise she will be unhurt."

Lincoln looked at Mr. Akbar. "Is there a backway into all of the stores?" Lincoln asked him.

"Yes, why?" Mr. Akbar questioned in return.

"How far from here are Friendly Fire, and Let's Pretend?" Lincoln queried.

"Let's Pretend is down the hall up a flight of stairs then the 2nd door on the left, Friendly fire is the last door on the right just before the stairs." Mr. Akbar replied.

"Good, Leni stay here." Lincoln instructed her. "I'm gonna go get Lily and be right back okay." Leni nodded her head and let go of Lincoln. "Mr. Akbar when I leave lock and bar the door until I give you the all clear, alright?" Mr. Akbar nodded.

"Mr. Louder." Mr. Akbar said. "I can guess what you are planning, just promise me that you will stay safe. For dear Leni's sake at least."

"I will be perfectly fine, but these shitstains that threatened my daughter, adopted or not, will be a smear on the wall when I'm done." Lincoln growled out.

"The security room is located near the main entrance and is only accessible through the main thoroughfare. Each store has their own surveillance but the thoroughfare is monitored in the security room." Mr. Akbar explained.

"Good to know." Lincoln smirked and opened the door. He looked both ways before slipping out and closing the door behind him. Lincoln made his way down to the last door before the stairs and slowly pushed it open to look inside.


"You two keep watch on this store, don't let anyone in especially anyone with white hair." One armed man said to two others. "There are thirty six of us, and a lot of mall to cover so we will be splitting into teams of two to search the stores for these two."

"So we just stay here while the rest of you search for the kid and his bodyguard?" One of the two asked.

"Yes, if the body guard is able to get a weapon... well Alpha team was wiped out. We killed the two in jail before they could talk." The first man explained. "Boss and I will be watching the security feeds and the hostage. You stay here, under no circumstance do you leave this store, got it."

"Sir, yes sir." Both men replied with a salute. The first man returned the salute and walked off.


Lincoln slipped into the store quietly and ducked behind the counter. Under the register were boxes of ammo, quivers of crossbow bolts, and Friendly Fire duffle bags. Lincoln quickly and quietly filled a bag half full with pistol and crossbow ammo. He peaked over the counter to see where the men were. They both had their backs facing Lincoln, so Lincoln quickly did a scan of the store trying to locate a pistol, a silencer, and a crossbow. He found a crossbow that had a circular mechanism that seemed to flip the bow(1) after every shot meaning he could load six bolts and fire them all in quick succession before needing to reload, and a pair of crimson daggers that had circular hand guards(2). He grabbed both, put the daggers on his belt and loaded the crossbow. Lincoln peeked once more to see if the men had moved, when one turned to walk towards the back door the other moved to sit in a chair facing the front entrance. As soon as neither was in the Line of site from the other he aimed at the man in the chair and fired, then swiftly aimed at the other man as he stopped at the door and fired again. The only sound he got in reply was a body falling to the floor.

The man in the chair was pinned in place as the bolt went through the side of his neck and into the back of the chair. The other man was hit dead in the back of the head and out the eye, his body lay blocking the back door. Lincoln grabbed the dead body and drug him behind the counter. Lincoln finished combing the store finding a pistol and a silencer. He quickly equipped the pistol with the silencer and stuck it in the duffle bag, that he then proceeded to sling over his shoulder. Lincoln shook his head before making his way out of the store and up the stairs. 'They attack my family, they kidnap my daughter, and threaten her with rape? They brought everything that comes next on themselves, may whatever gods they pray to grant them forgiveness for I have none.'


1. Corvo's completely upgraded crossbow from Dishonored

2. Rikku's daggers from FFX-2 thief dress sphere