"Goddammit." Shinso thought to himself as the bottle paused on him and Mei.

The pink-haired girl was ecstatic, quickly jumping up and grabbing him.

"C'mon, Shinso! Let's go!" Mei used her boots to propel them towards the closet as Mina waved them goodbye.

"Have fun, you two! You got five minutes alone!" The alien-girl giggled.

"Lucky chumps." Shihai groaned.

Momo turned to look at him with a suspicious smile. "Lucky, how?"

Shihai gave her a surprised look, and then looked away. "No reason."

Shinso x Mei

After what seemed like a year of Mei pulling and Shinso dragging along, the two had finally made it inside the closet. Shinso finally stood, a good seven-inches of height separating him and the support-class student. He looked down at her, her sheepish smile and blush of anticipation in contrast with his small frown.

"We have five minutes, Shinso." Mei used her boots to extend to his height again as she continued, "We need to use it well."

"Use it… Well?" Shinso muttered subconsciously. "The hell is she trying to do?"

Mei answered his rhetorical question by pulling him in for a kiss. As the gap between them rapidly shortened, all Shinso could think was, "Oh."

Mei and Shinso's lips connected, Mei doing all the work.

"Screw it." Shinso stated in the absence of his mind

After a few seconds, Shinso began to kiss her back. Mei pulled away immediately with an ecstatic smile.

"You just kissed me back!"

"Huh? No I didn't." Shinso lied, making a perfect poker face.

"You can make that face all you want, but I felt you push back." Mei backed Shinso up against the wall, crawling her two fingers along his chest. "You like me, don't you?"

"... Buzz off." Shinso lightly pushed Mei away, a blush crossing his face.

"Shinso, let me measure you!" Mei pulled out measuring tape and wrapped it around Shinso's arms, then his legs, then his neck.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Shinso tried to push Mei from off of him, but the girl just got closer. "Why are you-GAH!"

Mei had wrapped the measuring tape around Shinso's abdomen, and slid a hand up his shirt. She felt around, and then gave him a sheepish smile. "Firm muscles under here." Her hand began to slither down towards his pants-area. "I wonder if it feels the same down he-"

Mina opened the closet with a smile. "Time's up, g…" She paused when she noticed Hatsume's hand almost inside Shinso's pants.

"It's not what it looks, I swear." Shinso groaned.

"He's just saying that!" Mei's boots lowered her from Shinso's height, and she hugged his waist. "We had fun!"

"How am I stuck with this girl of all people?"

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"Well, anyways… Time for the next people!" Mina skipped back over to the circle just as Jiro stood up.

"Kaminari, we're leaving."

"What, why!?" Kaminari stood next to his girlfriend, grabbing her shoulder and halting her. "What's wrong, Kyoka?"

"I don't feel like doing this anymore." Kyoka turned to Kaminari, grabbed him by the collar, and pulled his head down until he was level with her. She whispered, "All we've been doing is making out since that night. I just want to sit down with you and...watch a movie together or something." Jiro gave Kaminari a longing look.

"Oh." Kaminari was slightly surprised, but turned to face the group. "We're leaving guys."

"Oh, okay!" Mina waved them goodbye as they walked out, holding hands. "Have fun, you two!"

"Ah man, they're probably gonna do it!" Mineta groaned, standing up. "Kaminari, you lucky basta-"

Tsuyu's tongue slapped Mineta in the face, prompting the grape-boy to regress to a less perverted attitude.

"Sorry, Tsuyu." Mineta sighed, a somber look on his face.

"I accept your apology, ribbit."

"Wow, Tsuyu really fixed Mineta." Momo pondered, looking at the couple. "He actually APOLOGIZED for being perverted!"

"CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THIS SHIT!?" Bakugo screamed, punching the floor he sat on. "I'M GETTING BORED OVER HE-"
Ibara slapped him again, causing him to pause, once again, in his state of rage. "Bakugo, be quiet. We are having a good, sociable time here. We need to respect our friends."

"GRRRAAAAAAHHHHH! Fine." Bakugo folded his arms, made his angriest face, and steamed rage through his gritted teeth.

"She got Bakugo to….Calm down?!" Everyone unanimously thought.

"Okay, let's spin the bottle a second time!" Mina spun the plastic container, the object circulating around the five remaining pairs.

"You know, it's kind of odd." Midoriya thought to himself. "All of us seem to go well with each other, but none of us are actually together. Except for Kaminari and Jiro, I guess." Midoriya glanced at Ochako, who had a blush on her face. "Uraraka seems nervous… I can't blame her though. I'm just as nervous as she is." Izuku turned and saw Shinso and Mei sitting on a couch together. Shinso was resting his head in Mei's lip as she scritched his hair. "Looks like they're getting along."

The bottle began to slow, its 360 dragging on longer. Izuku and Ochako had blushes. Bakugo glared at the bottle as Ibara gave it a curious look. Momo gave it a look of happy anticipation, and Shihai couldn't take his eyes off her. Mineta bit his nails off his fingers, and relaxed when Tsuyu patted his head. Mina and Kirishima pumped their hands up and down in hope that they were next. The bottle finally came to a halt, pointing at…

"Mineta and Tsuyu!"

Mineta had the expression of pure shock on his face.

"C'mon, Mineta." Tsuyu stood and pulled the boy upwards and behind her, the two heading to the closet. "We've only got 5 minutes ribbit."

"Yes, ma'am!"

Mineta x Tsuyu

The grape-boy and the frog-girl had finally made it inside the closet. The two awkwardly stood in front of each other, Mineta's newfound height keeping them face-to-face.

"Is he going to kiss me again?" Tsuyu thought to herself.

"Alright, Minoru. All you have to do is kiss her like you did in the labyrinth." Mineta determinedly thought to himself. He took one step closer to Tsuyu. "You can do this!"

Tsuyu closed her eyes, puckering her lips towards Mineta. Mineta blushed crimson as he closed his eyes and puckered his. Slowly, their lips touched. But Mineta was confident now. He pulled Tsuyu in by the waist, causing her to blush from the sudden movement.

"Maybe…THIS will make it better." Tsuyu slid her tongue through Mineta's mouth, causing the boy to open his eyes in surprise.

"SSSSSSUUUU! (Tsuyu!)" Mineta felt Tsuyu's tongue slither in his mouth, wrapping around his tongue and licking everywhere.

"Mmmmmmmm…" Mineta was even more surprised by Tsuyu's moaning into his own mouth. She grabbed him by the head and pulled him closer. "Uh wuhtuh tuh ee ow ih fuh. (I wanted to see how it felt."

The two pulled away after a good forty seconds, Mineta blushing as gasped for air and felt Tsuyu's tongue still wrapped around his. Tsuyu eventually released his tongue, asking, "How did that feel for you, ribbit?" Tsuyu blushed as she said, "I didn't mean to asphyxiate you."

"No, it's fine." Mineta sighed. He gave Tsuyu a confident smile and thumbs up. "It actually felt pretty good."

Mineta was taken aback when Tsuyu intertwined her hands with his. "I'm glad."

The two connected their lips softly again, right before Mina opened the door of the closet. "Alright you two, time's up!"

The two walked out of the closet, holding hands and blushing.

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The bottle was spun again, winding through the air and circulating across the ground. After a good amount of anticipation and hope, the next pair picked was...Shihai and Momo!

"Alright then." Momo smiled. She and the vanta-black boy made their way to the closet, both ready to do this.

Shihai x Momo

The two eventually made it inside the closet, Shihai's 1.5 inches more than Momo barely visible

"So, uh…" Shihai stammered, putting his head behind his neck. "What do you wanna do?"

"Shihai, c'mon now." Momo had a sarcastic look as she said, "All this time we've been together in this program, and we haven't kissed or anything even once. And you're asking me what do I wanna do?" Momo rolled her eyes and smiled as she grabbed Shihai's collar, surprising the boy. "C'mere."

The two kissed, the shadow-boy blushing the entire time. Momo lifted one leg as he wrapped his arms around her, and the two pulled away with smiles.

"That was...Amazing." Shihai stated. "You're...Amazing."

Momo blushed at twirled her ponytail. "I feel the...Same way, Shihai-chan."

The two kissed again. And again. And again. And again, until Mina finally opened the door and let them out. Shihai had the nicest grin on his face, something no one ever expected on his face.

Narrator

"Guys?" Tsuyu asked, putting a finger to her face in thought.

"Yeah?" Kirishima asked, turning to face her. Tsuyu and Mineta were sitting directly next to each other, hands together.

"Is it okay if me and Tsuyu go back to our room?" Mineta stammered. "We want some alone time."

"Ohhh, 'alone time', sure buddy." Kirishima and Mina winked at Minoru. "We get it, grape boy."

"GAAAH, NO IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" Mineta waved his arms up and down frantically. "WE JUST WANTED TO WATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETHING!"

The pink girl and red-haired boy snickered, prompting Mineta to flare up from embarrassment even more.

"C'mon, Mineta." Tsuyu grabbed the grape-boy with her tongue and dragged him off, his outcry fading away.

"...Alright! Let's spin this thing again!" Mina spun the plastic bottle a fourth time, only three pairs remaining.

"It BETTER land on me and Kirishima this time!" Mina determinedly thought.

"I hope it lands on me and Mina!" Kirishima wishfully thought.

"I d-don't know if I'm ready for if it lands on me and Uraraka…" Izuku stuttered in his head. He glanced at Uraraka, and noticed she also had a deep blush. "But I hope it does!"

"I want to have a chance in the closet with Deku!" Uraraka thought.

"I wonder what Bakugo would do with me in that closet." Ibara pondered, glancing at the boy. "He'd certainly need to be calmed down again."

"If that damn bottle doesn't stop soon, I'll blow it the hell up!" Bakugo shouted inside his mind.

Meanwhile…

Mineta x Tsuyu

Tsuyu walked out of the bathroom, her hair fully washed. It hung down in all of its entirety, stopping at her calves. Mineta blushed when he saw her, and patted a spot for her to sit next to him on the bed.

"Mineta, can you do me a favor, ribbit?" Tsuyu questioned.

"Um, sure." Mineta looked the frog-girl in the eyes. "What?"

"Can you help me do my hair in the bow I usually have it in? My mom usually helps, but she's clearly unavailable." Tsuyu had a thoughtful look as she said this, secretly thinking, "If Mineta actually wants to be with me, then he wouldn't mind…"

"Sure, I don't mind!" Mineta sat behind her, and began to braid her hair.

"Maybe he IS a keeper, even if he needs to get over his pervertedness." Tsuyu smiled. "But that's okay, I can help with that."

Kaminari x Jiro

"I'm glad we decided to thank things slower."Jiro thought to herself, pressing play on the movie. The two sat on the bed in pajamas, cuddling up together. Denki had his arm wrapped around her, and Kyoke laid her head on his chest.

"Hey, Jiro?"

"Yes?"

"I hope that we can do stuff like this more often. The french-kissing was fun when we started being together, but I don't want that to be ALL we do, y'know?" Kaminari kissed her forehead before saying, "You're too awesome for us to just make out all the time."

Jiro smiled as she kissed Kaminari's cheek. "Agreed. I love you, idiot."

Kaminari blushed as he said, "I love you too, rockstar."

The two then turned to watch the movie, but the only thing they really needed was each other.

Narrator

Aizawa sat in the desk of his private room, entering the group call. Soon, Ms. Joke joined in.

"Calling me back after that night? You must've really enjoyed my-"

"Quiet." Shota groaned. "This is a business call, Joke."

"Okayyyyy…" Ms. Joke giggled. She winked at him through her webcam, whispering, "You were fantastic."

Eraser-Head groaned just as a teacher for Shiketsu High came onto the group call. Headmaster Doruto looked like a man and a bear. He was an enormous 6-foot hybrid, with fur coverine everywhere except his face, which beared a fang-filled jaw and all-black eyes.

"Greetings, Aizawa."

"Hello Doruto. Now, let's get down to business." Aizawa brought up a document on her computer. "Joke, you'll be bringing Tatami along, and you will be bringing Camie along, Doruto?"

The two nodded. "And you'll bring the two that they're paired with?" Joke asked.

Aizawa nodded. "Yes. Two second-years from U.A. High that were already arranged to transfer, Okito Fuganara and Rami Ruko. Rami went through a traumatic experience similar to Camie, but he's moved past it. Hopefully he can help her with her problems. Speaking of, is she doing okay, Doruto?"

Doruto looked uneasy as he said, "She acts the same most of the time. But when she isn't talking, you can see something in her eyes. She still hasn't gotten over it."

There was an eerie silence for a good few seconds before Ms. Joke stated, "We're currently on the bus. We should be there in less than an hour. I hope these two are good matches for these girls like you said."

"Don't worry, they are. And hopefully-"

BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Aizawa turned at the sudden commotion. He sprinted to the window of his office, looking at the entrance gate. There was a whole blown in it!

"No…" Aizawa furrowed his brows, then yelled to the two other teachers through his webcam. "Be ready to back me up when you get here! Tell the students to stay back when they arrive!"

"What, why!?" Doruto growled.

Aizawa put his goggles on as he saw. First, a man with explosively spikey hair walked out, smoke coming off his body. Then, a teenage boy with a yellow afro and an expression of regret. Then, what looked like a man whose entire head was just an eyeball. After him followed a girl whose skin was sharp and jagged, like she was made of knives. Then, the League of Villains. Toga leaped up next, and jumped on the back of the boy with the yellow-afro. Then Spinner, Twice, and Magne. After them followed….

"Nomu." Aizawa thought in his mind. He noticed some students exiting out into the main grounds, unaware that there was a threat arriving.

"No!" Aizawa leaped through the window towards the enemies, eyes flaring in anger.

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"Look, Rokaru-kun! Kids to kill!" Toga giggled, shaking her boyfriend. "Let's have fun on our date!"

"Toga, we don't have to kill anyone." The dark-skinned boy with the yellow hair groaned. "We're only here to steal the files in this place."

"Awwwww, but I want blood!" Toga playfully punched Rokaru while making a pouty face.

"If you want blood, take mine like you always do." Rokaru sighed.

"But Rokaru…" Toga leaped in front of Rokaru. "If you let me kill someone, then I'll repay you when we get back to the base."

Rokaru had a confused look, and then asked, "Repay me… How?"

Toga gave him a flirtatious luck as she pursed her lips. "Suck, suck."

Rokaru's eyes opened wide in surprise as he stated, "You mean-"

"Can you two shut it!?" Shouted the spikey-haired villain in front of them.

"Whatever, Nuclear." Rokaru groaned.

"Uh, guys, we got students out here!" Twice pointed at the students who exited into the grounds.

Bakugo, Ibara, Izuku, Uraraka, Mina, and Kirishima all stood battle-ready. Tsuyu leaped from her room, Mineta being held in her tongue. The two landed next to them, striking their fighting pose.

"Well, looks like we got a fight on our hands, sissies!" Bakugo smirked.