Yang Xiao Long


(Part 1)


Age: 17

Race: Human

Appearance: Her default form is her outfit from Volume 1.

Title: Team RWBY's resident brawler

Voice: Barbara Dunkelman


Bio: The daughter of the renowned Huntress, Raven Branwen, and the half-sister of Ruby Rose. Her biological mother disappeared when Yang was still young. Taiyang, emotionally devastated, remarried to one of his teammates of Team STRQ, Summer Rose, and Ruby Rose was born as a result. The family was stable once again for a while until the unexpected death of Summer Rose tore that stability apart.

Heartbroken by the absence of both mothers, Yang went on a journey, taking her baby sister with her to find Raven. She and Ruby nearly were killed by a pack of Beowolves until Uncle Qrow saved them and brought them back home. This drove Yang to decide to become a Huntress and find Raven while doing so. After she and Ruby were accepted into Beacon Academy, a school that trains Huntsmen and Huntresses, Yang became a member of her sister's team, Team RWBY. She took on the role of the team's powerhouse and having as much as fun as possible.


Intro Motion

First: Yang struts onscreen, flipping back her golden blonde hair. Then she held up her fists as Ember Celica unfolds with her opponent speaking. She tosses two clips into the air and she catches them into her Ember Celica before she pulls her arms back as she speaks. The opponent finishes his/her piece before the battle begins.

Second: Her opponent does his/her entrance as Yang skids her Bumblebee motorcycle to a stop as she speaks. Her opponent taunts her as the blonde brawler cracks her knuckles. Yang expands her Ember Celica and slams her fists together before she speaks once more. The fight then starts.


Intros

Yang Xiao Long

1st

Yang A: This is very surreal meeting mine own self.

Yang B: You don't say.

Yang A: So is this the part where we go Matrix on each other?

2nd

Yang A: Two Yangs walk into a bar.

Yang B: Both beat the crap out of Junior.

Yang A: Only one can have Strawberry Sunrise.

3rd

Yang B: Why does your wig look exactly like mine?

Yang A: Mine's the real deal 100%. Not sure if I can say the same about yours.

Yang B: I'm so gonna punch your lights out.

4th

Yang B: Wow…I must be really losing it if I am seeing doubles of myself.

Yang A: Don't worry, me, you'll get the Yang of it.

Yang B (sarcastically): Well freaking Yang-tastic for you…

Yang A: Ouch…touché.

5th

Yang B: Is it just me or do your pillows look bigger than mine?

Yang A: Are you implying that I am top heavy?

Yang B: Maybe…


Aquaman

1st

Yang: I'm so gonna surf n' turf!

Aquaman: This is the kingdom of Atlantis, not a beach resort!

Yang: Then quit being so fishy.

2nd

Aquaman: Your puns are really testing my patience, sweetheart.

Yang: Thanks, Arthur, but instead of just calling me sweetheart, you can call me sir!

Aquaman: I take that as a challenge to my rule.

3rd

Aquaman: Leave Atlantis at once.

Yang: Aw, stop being such a crab-by pants.

Aquaman: That was your last pun.

4th

Yang: There's something I gotta say before I knock your lights out.

Aquaman: Be quick about it.

Yang: Nothing like shooting fish in the barrel!


Atrocitus

1st

Yang: Well, aren't you all hot red and bothered?

Atrocitus: Now I am tempted to paint you crimson in your own blood, girl!

Yang: Sheesh…can't take a joke much?

2nd

Atrocitus: You'll look more attractive with the red ring.

Yang: Thanks for the offer, but I am already smoking hot with my Ember Celica.

Atrocitus: I wasn't trying to flirt with you.

3rd

Atrocitus: I sense a raging inferno inside of you.

Yang: What you are looking at is that I am going to kick your ass.

Atrocitus: Then unleash your blood and anger!

4th

Yang: You know… having eaten too much red meat doesn't look good on you.

Atrocitus: I'll rip out your vocal chords and burn it!

Yang: You're definitely in need of anger management class.

5th

Yang: What lights up red in Chinatown during the New Year?

Atrocitus: You better not dare…!

Yang: A hanging RED lantern!


Bane

1st

Yang: So you're the one that broke Batman?

Bane: With my own bare hands. Why do you bother?

Yang: Because I am going to break you.

2nd

Bane: For a girl so young and beautiful, your strength is remarkable.

Yang: I am certainly a Bane in the ass for your mooks.

Bane: But I find your jokes to be in very poor taste.

3rd

Bane: How is it possible that you can stand up to my might?

Yang: With each hit, I grow stronger. I punch back twice as hard as you hit me.

Bane: Then let's put that to the test against my venom!

4th

Yang: Breaking Batman is one thing, but harming my sister…that's gone too far!

Bane: She will snap like a twig just like Bruce Wayne when I broke him!

Yang: The only thing here that will break is your face!


Batman

1st

Batman: I need to know your capabilities as a Huntress.

Yang: I'll sure pass with flying colors.

Batman: Then prove it.

2nd

Yang: You sure know how to drive the bad guys BAT-shit crazy.

Batman: Your humor leaves a lot to be desired.

Yang: Working all night in the cave makes you all dull and no fun.

3rd

Batman: I notice that your eyes turn red.

Yang: That's when my Semblance kicks in when…I'm really and truly pissed off.

Batman: Show me.

4th

Yang: Hey, Batman! So more training or more bad guys to clobber?

Batman: We need to talk about your anger issues.

Yang: Aww come on, you can't be mad at the little mess that happened at the bar.

Batman: It's more than just a little mess.


Bizarro

1st

Yang: You look like Superman and Frankenstein crafted into one nasty package.

Bizarro: Me Bizarro am hero, not monster!

Yang: And just as dumb as the latter.

2nd

Bizarro: Blonde girl be Bizarro's enemy?

Yang: Well, duh…do I look like I am just going to let you quote unquote save the day?

Bizarro: Bizarro prove to Blondie that Bizarro no klutz in saving lives.

Yang: Nope, gotta smash some common sense into your empty head.


Black Adam

1st

Yang: Let's kick this off with a Yang!

Black Adam: This is not a fight you can win, child.

Yang: I'll introduce to you to my two best friends…my fists!

2nd

Yang: You're in for a shocking development.

Black Adam: What would that be?

Yang: You with your nose screwed up.

3rd

Black Adam: What are you doing here in my realm?

Yang: I'm here to put a stop to your tyranny over your people.

Black Adam: Only because of my strong rule, Kahndaq thrives.

4th

Black Adam: You face me, you face certain death, child.

Yang: Like I haven't heard that one before. Now let's go.

Black Adam: Mehan admires your resolve.


Wonder Woman

1st

Yang: It's a shame that I once looked up to you as my role model.

Wonder Woman: I am still Diana, Princess of Themyscira. That has not changed.

Yang: Why should I believe you after what you've done?

2nd

Yang: Touch the hair and I'll be the last thing you'll ever see.

Wonder Woman: Did you forget that I am an Amazon?

Yang: That doesn't matter.

3rd

Wonder Woman: This is not your Beacon Academy.

Yang: I've faced bigger monsters than you.

Wonder Woman: I tackled against gods.

4th

Wonder Woman: Batman sends a child to battle me?

Yang: I can tank your blows and dish them out back at you.

Wonder Woman: Don't test me, girl.

5th

Yang: Pyrrha would have been thrilled to meet you.

Wonder Woman: She'd make a great Amazon.

Yang: Except you'd break her heart if she learns what you did in the Regime.


Captain Cold

1st

Captain Cold: You bear some resemblance to my sister.

Yang: Does that mean you're going to warm up a bit?

Captain Cold. Not one bit.

2nd

Captain Cold: You got a problem with me?

Yang: Yeah…and it's going to leave you Yang-ing.

Captain Cold: Your pun just left a bad taste in my mouth.

3rd

Yang: I have a little sister, too.

Captain Cold: That doesn't thaw me in the slightest.

Yang: She would have been heartbroken to see her brother lost.

4th

Yang: Your attitude reminds me of a certain ice princess.

Captain Cold: Is she as frosty as I am?

Yang: Eh, just a bit difficult to deal with. She and my sis became best buds.

5th

Yang: Hey, Leo, what's fire mixed with ice?

Captain Cold: Hate to ice your parade, but a certain red dragon beat you to it.

Yang: What?! I have already prepped that joke for this! Now I'm truly steamed!


Catwoman

1st

Catwoman: A night with me will only leave you high and dry.

Yang: I'm sure that would be Cat-astrophic for your health.

Catwoman: Now I wish I hadn't said that.

2nd

Yang: Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Catwoman: Am I supposed to be amused?

Yang: Get ready for a cat-fight, lady.

3rd

Catwoman: Those gloves look fabulous on you.

Yang: Sorry... not selling them.

Catwoman: Looks like we have to do this the hard way.

4th

Yang: I'm sure Blake would not be too pleased to see you.

Catwoman: Why is that?

Yang: Because are copy-cat of her that's what, minus the gun.


Cheetah

1st

Yang: Coughing up hairballs lately?

Cheetah: I will rip out your hair and head for that!

Yang: Oh now you've done it!

2nd

Yang: What Faunus are you?

Cheetah: I am a werebeast, cub.

Yang: You are no Blake Belladonna.

3rd

Cheetah: The goddess guides my claws.

Yang: That won't matter when I smash your arms with my Ember Celica!

Cheetah: You're welcome to try.

4th

Cheetah: I'm the apex predator.

Yang: I've taken on scarier monsters than you.

Cheetah: I'll be your last!


Cyborg

1st

Cyborg: You have quite the personality, Yang.

Yang: Yep! That's why I am Yang-xious to get my fists rolling.

Cyborg: Your humor sucks though.

2nd

Yang: I don't know why you chose to abandon your former team, and I don't care.

Cyborg: You don't understand what I went through and I doubt you will ever will.

Yang: Like I said, I don't care. I am here to kick your ass for the people you hurt. So shut up and fight, Victor.

3rd

Cyborg: Head back to your little island.

Yang: No can't do, not until I stop you and your Regime buddies.

Cyborg: Then I will break your arms till you can't fight anymore.

4th

Yang: Hey, did you manage to fix my Bumblebee?

Cyborg: I needed a break and I thought a spar with you would do the trick.

Yang: Sure. And maybe after fixing Bumblebee, you and I go out for a race.


Green Arrow

1st

Yang: One piece of advice. Never bring a bow and arrow to a shotgun fist fight.

Green Arrow: Does my Boxing-Glove Arrow count?

Yang (chuckles): Quit Yang-ing my chain.

2nd

Green Arrow: If I didn't know you any better, you're like the younger version of Dinah.

Yang: Only that I don't have a scream that will make ears bleed.

Green Arrow: There's that.

3rd

Yang: Touch my hair and you will regret it dearly.

Green Arrow: I'm careful with my aim.

Yang: That better happen, or I'll pound you into next week.

4th

Green Arrow: If I win, I wanna introduce you to Dinah. You'd make a good team together.

Yang: Thanks. If I win, Strawberry Sunrise on me, baby.

Green Arrow: I'll take that challenge.

5th

Yang: Hey, how's Dinah doing?

Green Arrow: Doing well as any mom with superpowers would. How about yours?

Yang: That…It's complicated and quite a long story.


Gorilla Grodd

1st

Yang: I like gorillas, but you…you're the exception.

Grodd: I tear your hair out before I eat your brains.

Yang: Okay, that tears it!

2nd

Grodd: Kneel before Grodd, human.

Yang: You'll have to make me.

Grodd: So be it.

3rd

Yang: Time to take you back to the zoo.

Grodd: It'll be a cold day in hell that you put me back into a cage!

Yang: Geez, you really need to take a chill banana.

4th

Grodd: You'd make a good slave dancer for our morale.

Yang: As if I would allow you to touch me, you dirty monkey!

Grodd: A pity that you have to die so young.


Green Lantern

1st

Green Lantern: Of all the colors you had to be, it's yellow.

Yang: What can I say? It suits me perfectly.

Green Lantern: It just brings out memories I'd rather forget.

2nd

Yang: Hey, Hal! Do you know what color a person's face is when he's envious?

Green Lantern: I do not want to know.

Yang: Green with envy.

3rd

Yang: Heard you resigned from the Regime.

Green Lantern: I've been making good of that second chance since then.

Yang: That's a good start in the right direction.

4th

Green Lantern: Those gauntlets certainly pack a punch!

Yang: That's right and you know it.

Green Lantern: Let's see how they stack up to the ring.


Red Hood

1st

Yang: You can't spill blood and not expect to be punished for it.

Red Hood: I'll do what Batman doesn't have the stomach to do.

Yang: And I'm here to prevent you from causing more unnecessary bloodshed.

2nd

Red Hood: Why do you align yourself with the incompetent Bat?

Yang: Batman has never stopped thinking about how he wasn't able to save you.

Red Hood: He didn't save me. He abandoned me to the Joker!

Yang: If Batman can't save you, then I will!


Robin

1st

Robin: Another student to replace me.

Yang: At least I am loyal to my family.

Robin: They will only backstab you in the end.

2nd

Yang: How could you murder Dick Grayson?!

Robin: Batman loved him more than he loved me!

Yang: Because he didn't turn out like the angry, spiteful brat you have become!

3rd

Robin: Criminals need to die to clean off the filth.

Yang: You think you're hot shit, huh? No wonder why Bats is disappointed in you.

Robin: Don't you ever mention him!


Joker

1st

Joker: I thought might love my jokes.

Yang: Except mine don't end up killing people in some twisted game.

Joker: Such a party pooper.

2nd

Joker: You and I can have one hell of a time while Harley goes bye-bye.

Yang: No thanks, freak.

Joker: Ouch…that really burns.

3rd

Yang: Touch the hair and I'll make sure your ghost is non-existent.

Joker: I cheated death before and I'll do it again.

Yang: I promise you that you won't bounce back this time.

4th

Yang: I can't stand how creepy your smile is even in death.

Joker: Maybe it's the fact that life is all just a big bad joke that I just smile.

Yang: Let's see you try to smile after I punch your jaw off and shove it down your gut!


Doctor Fate

1st

Yang: Before you can spout whatever nonsense, nothing will keep me from my sister.

Doctor Fate: That is not your call to make, Yang Xiao Long.

Yang: You better send me to her, or so help me when I unload a whole round from my Ember Celica DOWN INTO YOUR HELMETED HEAD!

2nd

Doctor Fate: Return back to your island, Yang Xiao Long.

Yang: People here are dying! I will not stand by while they suffer as their world falls apart.

Doctor Fate: Order will be restored in time.


Smaug

1st

Yang: Whoa…you have got to be kidding me.

Smaug: Well, girl…now that you have seen me, what do you think of those tales now?

Yang: Makes me now wish they were just fairy tales and nothing more.

2nd

Smaug: Do you know what your name really means, child?

Yang: It's "Yellow Little Sun Dragon." Are you next going to tell me that I'm a dragon in human form?

Smaug: You are less than worthy of the title and you are no dragon, pretender.

3rd

Smaug: So tell me, Yang Xiao Long. What compels you to bring yourself into my presence?

Yang: I want you to take me to my sister. Her name is Ruby Rose.

Smaug: Rose? Now that is interesting.

4th

Yang: Touch my hair or my friends and I'll tear through your scales.

Smaug: No blade or bullet can pierce through my armor.

Yang: You won't like me when I'm enraged as hell, Smaug.

5th

Smaug: You have come from Remnant, haven't you?

Yang: How in Monty's name did you figure that out?!

Smaug: You can thank the Star Diamond stones for that as they also showed me you hailed from that accursed Beacon Academy! The sniveling cowards with their guns and their Semblances!

6th

Yang: Smaug the T-T…Una-Aaah…Agh, screw it! Look! Listen. I did not come here to steal your gold.

Smaug: Yet you come to me with murder in mind. Not to mention that the sniveling Bat and his cowardly lot are conspiring against me!

Yang: Quick to jump the gun, are we? Fine, negotiating with bad guys wasn't my style anyway!

7th

Smaug: I can smell anger and disappointment in your air.

Yang: Are you sure it's not the Smaug of the battlefield that you're smelling? I sure can and man, is it bad!

Smaug: You have a poor taste in your puns…for a Huntress…and a liar!

8th

Smaug: I have known Ruby's mother, Summer Rose, and your true mother, Raven Branwen, long ago.

Yang: You know my mothers?!

Smaug: Yes, I was the one who burned Summer's flesh and sent Raven packing into her self-imposed exile when I killed her tribal family right in front of her eyes!

Yang: YOU MOOONSTEEEEERRRRRR!

9th

Smaug: Your partner, the Cat Faunus, whose name is Blake Belladonna is consumed by fear of her own past.

Yang: Whatever happens with Blake, I will always be there to protect her no matter what.

Smaug: But will she give you the same courtesy? I think not. She will abandon you just like your mother.

Yang: LIAAAARRRRR!