One day after school, Cubz Hashvenotu opened his fridge to find that it was missing something.
It was due to this fact that he had strolled over to his grandpa's house.
He opened the door.
"Hey gramps, can I have some juice?"
Ol' Gramps cleared his throat.
"Every day after slaving away in the taco bell plant fields, young Firechan knew to go straight home. 'Don't stray from the path, my little love- or you'll get absolutely murdered and burn in heck afterwards,' her mother had said. It was supposed to be a poem but it just didn't work. Even without good rhyming Firechan did remember it well, because right after she told her mom that it was a bad poem she was sent to the torture rooms."
Those rooms are the reason she is now nicknamed Firechan."
Every single time she was thrown in there, the same meticulous Lad would put on Queen's song 'Don't Stop me Now' and leave the '100, that's why they call me Mr. Farhenheit' part on loop for hours."
Her birthday was the first time her legendary powers were witnessed. Oblivious of Firechan's painful torture, she thought she was entitled to the aux cord. She also thought that a great song to put on was Don't Mine Them Now, a Minecraft parody of Firechan's most hated song."
When the firemen arrived at the scene it looked like it was too late to save anyone. The entire house was burned down except for a small floating partition. In the midst of the chaos and smoke, they could not see Firechan hovering slightly above the fire, unconscious."
Cubz nodded politely.
"So, uh-"
"The only reason she could not have used those powers to escape when being tortured were the shackles on her hands. And that, my child, is the origin of Firechan."
Cubz, confused as an otter stuck on a roof, asked, "Well, that definitely true story is pretty cool, but... I can drink your-?" "no"