Continued from Part 1…
Smaug
(Part 2)
Captain Cold
1st
Captain Cold: About time that I cool you down for good, hot-head.
Smaug: It's never wise to insult a fire drake, lest you want me to melt you into oblivion!
Captain Cold: You're like an angrier and arrogant version of Heatwave on his worst days.
2nd
Smaug: Gahahahahaha!
Captain Cold: What are you cackling about?
Smaug: What happens when fire and snow come into contact with each other?
Captain Cold: You better not-!
Smaug: You will freezer BUUUURRRNNN!
Captain Cold: Grrrr… you just burned half of my brain cells with that lame joke!
3rd
Captain Cold: I am going to shut you up by freezing that big mouth of yours shut.
Smaug: And pray tell, how are you going to accomplish that…snowman?
Captain Cold: By shifting into subzero degrees, ya overgrown snake!
4th
Smaug: I am pleasantly surprised that you carry the burden of your sister's death on your shoulders all this while.
Captain Cold: You're slithering on thin ice, worm.
Smaug: So tell me, Leonard…How do you choose I ease your suffering?
5th
Smaug: Your weaponry will not save you from my fire.
Captain Cold: It has stopped the Heatwave's flames before when he and I sparred.
Smaug: His flames are nothing but a firecracker compared to the wrath of the great fire-drake of the North!
Cyborg
1st
Cyborg: Who would have thought that I'd go up against a dragon?
Smaug: You are half man and half construct. I never imagined humanity would come to this.
Cyborg: You are looking at the pinnacle of scientific achievement.
2nd
Cyborg: With you, the Regime would have been unstoppable.
Smaug: With how Kal-El would have viewed me, I'd be nothing more than just his attack dog, which is something I truly despise!
Cyborg: It'd be certainly better than being hunted by the entire world.
3rd
Smaug: Your 'programmed' loyalty to the broken Regime will be your undoing.
Cyborg: Superman was the only man standing between order and chaos!
Smaug: Kal-El brought chaos upon this world through his fear and lust for power. I am the harbinger of destruction, the by-product of his evil arrogance.
4th
Smaug: Your technology and science cannot comprehend the depths of my magic and…MY FIRE!
Cyborg: Maybe I will once I bust your scales open.
Smaug: You'd be lucky to even put a dent into my scales.
Darkseid
1st
Smaug: Who dares to intrude into my mountainous lair?
Darkseid: I command you to bow and serve me, worm.
Smaug: Smaug answers to no one, but himself!
2nd
Darkseid: Your flames are crucial to my conquest of Earth and Kal-El.
Smaug: As I have told your messenger, you will have my answer in my own good time.
Darkseid: That time is now.
3rd
Smaug: You are delusional if you think your Omega Beams can stop me from destroying Apokolips.
Darkseid: A dragon is nothing to a god.
Smaug: You are no Sauron yourself, Uxas.
4th
Smaug: You have the nerve to break into my lair and demand that I give you MY TREASURE, which makes you worse than that Hobbit of a thief!
Darkseid: You dare speak to a god that way, comparing me to a midget, serpent?!
Smaug: At least, he had nice manners for a thief…unlike you, barbarian!
5th
Darkseid: Your forked tongue has deceived me by you keeping Kara Zor-El from me instead of handing her to me.
Smaug: Hand her to you while your henchmen seize my treasure behind my back? As if!
Darkseid: Dishonoring a deal is a crime I do not take lightly, Smaug!
6th
Smaug: You didn't think I knew this day would come that you would wage war with me over my gold?!
Darkseid: All of that wealth is being wasted for your decadence when I can use it to strengthen Apokolips!
Smaug: Then know this…thief… before I kill you. I will not part with a single coin. Not! One! Piece! OF IT!
Doctor Fate
1st
Doctor Fate: Return to your mountain, serpent.
Smaug: Who do you think you are to dictate me where I should wander?!
Doctor Fate: I am the Agent of Order.
2nd
Doctor Fate: There's a reason why you dragons went extinct in Middle Earth.
Smaug: Yet I am the proof that I am the master of my own fate. Yours, however, is sealed, Kent Nelson.
Doctor Fate: Your avarice and arrogance has blinded your senses.
3rd
Smaug: Why don't you give me your shiny helmet and we can forget this ever happened?
Doctor Fate: The helmet of Nabu is not yours to keep as a trinket!
Smaug: I am better at safeguarding precious valuables than you'll ever be.
4th
Smaug: I am fire! I am Death, doctor!
Doctor Fate: You are everything that is abhorrent about your ilk, worm.
Smaug: I am the descendant of the late Glaurung. Like my ancestors, I will unleash such great terror the likes of which Free Mortals cannot hope to escape!
Harley Quinn
1st
Harley Quinn: Time to bring in the waterworks!
Smaug: So what…that you can cry in fear when I incinerate you?
Harley Quinn: So that you go Puff goes the Dragon!
2nd
Smaug: You are as amusing as your eventual downfall, Harley.
Harley: You such a dull, uninteresting yellowbelly.
Smaug: And you will join your precious Joker in death!
3rd
Harley: So mad…so sad…
Smaug: What's even sadder is that the miserable bat continues to lead younglings to burn in the fire just like he did with Jason Todd.
Harley: Jeez, that's really hurtful if Bats heard that.
Joker
1st
Joker: Ah…here comes the snake with wings that's suffered from a heart attack to the chest.
Smaug (hissing): Tread carefully, jester.
Joker: Looks like my arrow of comedy got under your scales!
2nd
Smaug: You have quite the unusual philosophy. May I ask?
Joker: No, I just want to watch the whole world burn.
Smaug: Good! Then you can burn with them while you laugh yourself to death.
3rd
Joker: My, what huge wings you have!
Smaug: Get any closer, my claws will tear your stupid mouth off along with your head.
Joker: Quite the gory punchline you have.
4th
Smaug: Why don't you be a good clown and run off to the circus like the miserable masked bum you are?
Joker: Now that's being racist!
Smaug: Like I care…GUHAHAHAHAHA!
Scarecrow
1st
Smaug: You are a terrified bird, fearfully cowering before the "great" dragon that is I.
Scarecrow: I am the master of fear.
Smaug: Compared to Sauron, you are less than nothing.
2nd
Scarecrow: You have a coveted lust and fierce desire for gold.
Smaug: Your prattle is of little interest to me.
Scarecrow: Why so serious?
3rd
Smaug: I smell your fear and I'm sure it has nothing to do with my wings, or is it?
Scarecrow: I should be probing you, not the other way around!
Smaug: You have the fear of bats, don't you…Jonathan Crane?
4th
Scarecrow: This scythe will help me dig deep into your darkest fears.
Smaug: Look into my mind, I dare you. At the end of it all, you'll be crying at my feet, traumatized and scarred for the rest of your wretched life.
Scarecrow: I will not be deterred. I will find out what makes you dragons tick.
Leonardo
1st
Leonardo: I'm fully trained for this fight.
Smaug: You are not trained for my dragon fire. YOU WILL BUURRRRNN!
Leonardo: Let me show you what sensei taught us.
2nd
Smaug: I am King Under the Mountain. I kill where I wish, when I wish.
Leonardo: Like with the Shredder, I will put an end to your reign of terror.
Smaug: You will end NOTHING!
3rd
Smaug: My armor is iron, boy. You cannot slay Smaug the Magnificent.
Leonardo: Your overconfidence leads you to your downfall.
Smaug: No blade can pierce my hide, but my claws will bring your destruction.
4th
Leonardo: Your evil stops here, demon!
Smaug: I laid low the warriors of yore! I instill terror into the hearts of men, beasts, and gods! I am King Under the Mountain!
Leonardo: New York will never be your kingdom, Smaug the Insidious!
Supergirl
1st
Smaug: Kara Zor-El…such a pleasure to meet the cousin of Kal-El.
Supergirl: Get ready to get your tail whooped.
Smaug: Ah…how youth is wasted on stupidity.
2nd
Smaug: Kal-El sent you after me for the Arkenstone, didn't he?
Supergirl: I don't know what magical stone you're talking about.
Smaug: Don't bother playing dumb with me, Kryptonian. I guessed his foul purpose some time ago.
3rd
Smaug: Foolish, naïve Kara…can you not see that your cousin views you only ever as a mean to his ends?
Supergirl: That is false and completely untrue!
Smaug: The coward Superman…has weighed the value of your life and found it worth…NOTHING!
4th
Supergirl: I don't know what you did to him, but ever since you showed up, Clark's beside himself.
Smaug: He has been beside himself with the dragon sickness ravaging him ever since his precious Lois died.
Supergirl: Then tell me what, in Rao's name, is this dragon sickness.
5th
Supergirl: I will put a stop to your conquest, Smaug!
Smaug: And you shall perish in the flames like many before you.
Supergirl: You'll be lucky to tickle me.
6th
Smaug: You have great power, but you came too late to save your cousin from himself.
Supergirl: It's not too late. I can still make him come back to his senses with Batman's help!
Smaug: Sadly, it matters not. Bruce Wayne's quest will fail. The darkness is coming and it will soon spread to every part of this world.
Superman
1st
Superman: You will leave this earth right now, dragon.
Smaug: I'm here to collect your debt. Nothing you do will stop me, Kal-El.
Superman: I will make you fly away…by force!
2nd
Superman: I am this world's protector and savior.
Smaug: Yet the dragon sickness has ravaged your mind; a befitting fate for a hero gone tyrant.
Superman: My mind is perfectly fine.
3rd
Smaug: Your delusions of grandeur are admirable, put pointless.
Superman: Everything I did was for this world's protection!
Smaug: You have only set this world towards its destruction.
4th
Smaug: Watch as your sanctimonious, corrupted efforts bear fruit of the inferno I will unleash upon the people that you hurt and caused to suffer.
Superman: I won't let you destroy them just like the Joker did to Lois!
Smaug: You brought upon this to yourself and to those you love because your own evil heart betrayed you.
5th
Smaug: How does it feel, Kal-El? To be responsible for the discord, destruction, and chaos that you've unleashed in the throes of your paranoia following the death of your wife and unborn child?
Superman: Stay your forked tongue from ever mentioning her!
Smaug: Kara will be next as she and this planet will burn just like Krypton with you being the trigger for its apocalypse! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wonder Woman
1st
Smaug: Here comes Superman's precious concubine that dares to confront me.
Wonder Woman: How dare you insult the Queen of Themyscira!
Smaug: Correction… former Queen of Themyscira, my dear.
2nd
Smaug: How the mighty have fallen.
Wonder Woman: Never underestimate an Amazon, Smaug.
Smaug: I care not for your empty threats because you are nothing but a disgrace to your fellow Amazons.
3rd
Wonder Woman: I finally come face to face with a dragon.
Smaug: An encounter you will never walk away from…in one piece.
Wonder Woman: Did you forget that I am an Amazon?
4th
Wonder Woman: Only a beast as arrogant and avaricious as you could take pleasure in stealing other people's treasures.
Smaug: It's my bread and butter ever since as a hatchling.
Wonder Woman: All the more reason for me to slay you.
5th
Smaug: Perhaps I should pay your Amazons a visit. After all, I heard that Themyscira is beautiful with all the wine and the treasure over there.
Wonder Woman: By the wrath of Hera, I'd be damned to let a serpent slither into my home!
Smaug: Then you can watch your people burn, knowing that your actions have brought them to their demise, murderer.
Raphael
1st
Raphael: Ya think you can walk into my neighborhood and burn it into the ground without getting your ass kicked?
Smaug: I kill where I wish, when I wish. My armor is iron.
Raphael: I'm going to make you eat your own words by shoving them down your throat.
2nd
Raphael: Alright, hot head, time to shellshock ya back to the Stone Age!
Smaug: Your rage is miniscule compared to mine.
Raphael: Trust me, you won't last a New York second here.
3rd
Smaug: Looks like I'll treat myself to some turtle soup for dinner.
Raphael: The only things I'll serve ya from the menu are my fists and my sais, ya dirtbag!
Smaug: I'll enjoy cooking your green flesh inside and out.
4th
Smaug: Your reckless abandon will not get you far against me.
Raphael: Doesn't matter, ya snake! I'll keep fighting to protect my family, or die trying!
Smaug: Hehehe... angry and stubborn to the very end. Your rage amounts to nothing.
Red Hood
1st
Smaug: Why hide your face in a red, faceless mask, Jason Todd?
Red Hood: How is it possible you figured me out?
Smaug: You'll get your answer when I burn you alive!
2nd
Red Hood: You are more ugly and horrible looking than the rumors say you are.
Smaug: Well, do you believe those tales now that you've seen me?
Red Hood: The only thing I believe…a real dragon is a dead dragon.
3rd
Red Hood: Before you judge me for my actions, I am doing this for Gotham and the innocents whose blood has been spilled by the Joker and Batman!
Smaug: How hypocritical of you when you spill the blood of more innocents as well as the wicked in your path.
Red Hood: I do it for justice, but you're causing destruction just for the kick of it just like the Joker!
4th
Smaug: You conceal your face behind your mask, but I can smell the grief and the anger raged towards the Batman, twisting you inside out and driving you mad.
Red Hood: I have no time for your mind games, dragon! I have other businesses to attend to!
Smaug: Oh, I don't think so…Jason. You will die along with the sheep when I'll burn Gotham for the horrific sins of corruption that has festered in its darkest corners and driven Man to the amoral heights of his depravity.
Robin
1st
Smaug: The son of the demon and the frail Bat.
Robin: You are mistaken. I am not my father's son.
Smaug: Yet you carry his blood within you, which makes you just as much of a target for my fire as Bruce Wayne is!
2nd
Robin: You have something in your treasure hoard that will help me kill Brainiac.
Smaug: I will not part with a single coin. Not. One. Piece of it, boy!
Robin: Then I have no choice, but to force you.
3rd
Smaug: You put your lot with Superman to fulfill your sense of ego and now look where it has gotten you, Damien.
Robin: Shut the hell up, dragon, or I will slice off that despicable tongue of yours!
Smaug: You are forsaken. No family to love you. No friends to help you from your darkest demons.
Poison Ivy
1st
Smaug: There is something…off about you.
Poison Ivy: Impossible! No one should have been able to resist the spores, except Batman.
Smaug: Your magic will not work on me, woman. My fire is too intense for your "children" to handle.
2nd
Poison Ivy: What brings you slithering here into my garden?
Smaug: Your garden?! This so-called garden was part of my land and now I have some weed extermination to contend with, starting with you!
Poison Ivy: Burn my babies and I will tear your wings apart.
Donatello
1st
Donatello: I'm usually not one for fairy tales, but some of Tolkien legends do contain some truth to them.
Smaug: I am the proof that I am the great drake of Middle Earth. And lest you still are an unbeliever, allow me to demonstrate to you my power up close and… personal!
Donatello: Well that escalated quickly.
2nd
Smaug: Very laughable, turtle. To think you can hurt me, Smaug the Mighty, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities with a stick? Hah, you are more pathetic than I suspected.
Donatello: It's not just the weapon that makes the turtle, Smaug.
Smaug: Perhaps…but not like I have not heard that from many others like you that have perished in the attempt.
Hellboy
1st
Hellboy: Well, here's something I never thought I'd see again.
Smaug: Surprised, half-demon? But then again, I don't get too many visitors. And the ones that dared to disturb me end up dead and forgotten.
Hellboy: I can pretty much imagine why.
2nd
Hellboy: You're really pissing me off with all the roaring, boasting, and destroying that's robbing me of my needed sleep.
Smaug: Then move out of my way lest you want to sleep…permanently.
Hellboy: Why don't I shut you up right now?!
3rd
Smaug: Why protect the humans when they can't even protect from themselves?
Hellboy: Because of monsters like you that won't stop with humanity's destruction. That's why I am going to kick your ass.
Smaug: Then you will die with them!
4th
Smaug: So what do you think of my treasures and gold in my lair? Aren't they shiny and magnificent to behold?
Hellboy: More like soiled by the very blood of the victims you robbed! This sickening amount of blood money makes you the biggest scumbug I've ever laid my eyes upon.
Smaug: Not very wise choice of words to say to a fire drake, half-breed.
Michelangelo
1st
Smaug: The youngest and stupidest of the ninja freaks with the attention span of a rat!
Michelangelo: Hey! Totally not cool with you dissing both me and my master all at once!
Smaug: That's the point.
2nd
Michelangelo: You look like something out of Dark Souls or Skyrim.
Smaug: I cannot understand this generation of races' fatuation with these magical flat orbs that you all call TV and video games!
Michelangelo: Man, seriously, how long have you been living under the rock?! It's the twenty-first century, dude.
Smaug: As if you are one to tell me about living under a rock!
3rd
Smaug: You think you can spite me for long with your juvenile insults and your pathetic little chain sticks, Michelangelo?!
Michelangelo: You really need to take a chill pill or you will burn yourself out in no time. How about some pizza?
Smaug: NO! How about I devour YOU, MUTANT?!
Yang Xiao Long
1st
Yang: Whoa…you have got to be kidding me.
Smaug: Well, girl…now that you have seen me, what do you think of those tales now?
Yang: Makes me now wish they were just fairy tales and nothing more.
2nd
Smaug: Do you know what your name really means, child?
Yang: It's "Yellow Little Sun Dragon." Are you next going to tell me that I'm a dragon in human form?
Smaug: You are less than worthy of the title and you are no dragon, pretender.
3rd
Smaug: So tell me, Yang Xiao Long. What compels you to bring yourself into my presence?
Yang: I want you to take me to my sister. Her name is Ruby Rose.
Smaug: Rose? Now that is interesting.
4th
Yang: Touch my hair or my friends and I'll tear through your scales.
Smaug: No blade or bullet can pierce through my armor.
Yang: You won't like me when I'm enraged as hell, Smaug.
5th
Smaug: You have come from Remnant, haven't you?
Yang: How in Monty's name did you figure that out?!
Smaug: You can thank the Star Diamond stones for that as they also showed me you hailed from that accursed Beacon Academy! The sniveling cowards with their guns and their Semblances!
6th
Yang: Smaug the T-T…Una-Aaah…Agh, screw it! Look! Listen. I did not come here to steal your gold.
Smaug: Yet you come to me with murder in mind. Not to mention that the sniveling Bat and his cowardly lot are conspiring against me!
Yang: Quick to jump the gun, are we? Fine by me! Fine, negotiating with bad guys wasn't my style anyway!
7th
Smaug: I can smell anger and disappointment in your air.
Yang: Are you sure it's not the Smaug of the battlefield that you're smelling? I sure can and man, is it bad!
Smaug: You have a poor taste in your puns…for a Huntress…and a liar!
8th
Smaug: I have known Ruby's mother, Summer Rose, and your true mother, Raven Branwen, long ago.
Yang: You know my mothers?!
Smaug: Yes, I was the one who burned Summer's flesh and sent Raven packing into her self-imposed exile when I killed her tribal family right in front of her eyes!
Yang: YOU MOOONSTEEEEERRRRRR!
9th
Smaug: Your partner, the Cat Faunus, whose name is Blake Belladonna is consumed by fear of her own past.
Yang: Whatever happens with Blake, I will always be there to protect her no matter what.
Smaug: But will she give you the same courtesy? I think not. She will abandon you just like your mother.
Yang: LIAAAARRRRR!
Predator
1st
Smaug: My teeth are swords! My claws are spears! My wings…ARE A HURRICANE!
Predator: *Roars!*
2nd
Predator [invisible]: *Clicks*
Smaug: Come now, Predator. Don't be so elusive. I know where you are and you can't hide from me forever.
Predator [materializes into view]: Want some candy?
Smaug: There you are…ASSASSIN!
Flash
1st
Flash: Grr…damnit! No matter how fast or hard I hit, he's just as durable as Darkseid.
Smaug: Yessssss…Flee! Flee while you can, Allen, like the coward that you are since defecting from the Regime!
Flash: I am no coward.
2nd
Smaug: No man can escape the fire…not even the fastest of them all.
Flash: Maybe not, but I am fast enough to save others from being burned.
Smaug: Let's see if you still can when my tail breaks your legs!
Victory Pose
Smaug roars at the top of his lungs before he went about thrashing out wildly with his claws tearing out chunks of the landscape and his tail whipping haphazardly. The dragon then spits out a stream of fire at the camera.