Perfection is in the eyes of Steven
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
...III...
ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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AN: this is based on the 'perfection challenge' made by dracohalo117!
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...III...
When Steven first woke up...all he could comprehend was that his neck felt like it was on fire! He groaned as he got to his knees and crawled to some nearby water, he splashed it on his neck to cool it down...then his reflection showed that where the 'fire' was a swirling, throbbing, pulsing tattoo was now there!...also he was naked.
"GAH! A TATTOO! PEARL WILL KILL ME!" Shouted Steven, the fact he was naked didn't really register with him. Being born and raised in a house where his caretakers were 'technically' naked left him rather aloof about nudity. He mainly wore clothes to keep humans from feeling uncomfortable and because he prided himself for being 'civilized'.
But then he realized he was in some kinda jungle...and that there wasn't-
"CONNIE!? WHAT ABOUT CONNIE!? I NEED TO FIND HER!" Screamed Steven as his memories came back...
CHOMP!
-Which was a mistake as it attracted unwanted attention, in the form of a strange shark-like creature covered in spikes it jumped from the water and completely neutered him. A frightened and screaming in agony Steven is forced to run as the creature uses it's spikes like legs to run on land...
Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the jungle a naked Connie was having a similar problem... A fairly large scorpion that seemed to be made of wood and steel-like orginaic substances was chasing her.
She'd found a strange, pink, rose-themed sword lying around. She immediately turned and positioned it like she'd read in her books-
-And the beast immediately knocked it and her aside.
"THEY MADE THIS LOOK SO MUCH EASIER IN THE BOOK!" Screamed Connie as she fled in panic...
Nearby, Slenderman just shook his head, "̴̢̧̥̞̻̻͙̺̺͉̽͊̓͗R̵͎̃̀̅̋̈́̎̀̏̒̈͘͠i̶̧͓̯͔̪̽͋̓̀͛͗́͝g̵̻̞̒͗͛́͘͘͠͝ȟ̷̞̱̮̩̼̩̯̺͈̫̍̒͐̚t̴̠̀̀͘,̵̙̻̂͋̓̈́̈́͂́̚̚ͅ ̶̧̧̠̗̖̘̳̱͑͛̎̆̿̑̉̐̈̀̔̈̄ͅÍ̶̗̤̞̖͙̭̦̈́̐̌̆̉̍̊̅̒̒̄͘'̷̛̜̘̭͚̯͕͇̪̜̞̾̀ͅͅm̶̨̧̫͍̹̟̤̭̙̅́̉̑̐̍̚͘ ̵̧̡̘̼̬̙̗̱͕̗̞̙̹̊̄͌́́j̷͓͐͐̏̎̆̋͘ͅu̶̢̜̾̀̅́̌̕͝s̶̱̪͓̦̳̈̌̇̔t̶͕̯̥̱̲̋̓̄͋̑̽͂͐̌̈́̐͝͝ ̸̩̥̰̞̰̝͔̪͇͈̞͓̞͗͌̏͒̒̄̓̓̚g̸̱̝̲̗̲͍̬̱̮̔̍͗̓̇͘̚̚o̵̰͂͐͆̏̽̇̑̅ͅi̵̡̢͓̦̟̗͚̓͆̀̚̕͜ͅn̴̥͈͓̥̥̜͇̐̿̑͒̅͌̈͊͊̂̓͝g̶͎̯̝̟̝̈́͛́̑͑̌͆̔̈͝ ̶͇̭̘̭̲͈̿̎̈̈́̽̂̀̆̉̚̚̚͝t̸̡͇͇̜͖̹̦̞̓͂̃̐̓̌͝ò̸̡̱͙͇̲͈ ̷̩̳̳̀́͆̽̈̾͘͝t̴̢͍̰̖̀͊̓į̸̭̻̠̼̞̋̚m̶̱̹̼̄͗̉͋̀͆͋͋̏̕͝͠͝é̸̱̞̫̓-̵̨͍͕̬̼̙̦͕͊͛̽̀̃̊̾̊̌̄̌̒͠s̵̭̮͇̗͍͍̹̝͔̰̘̝͕̾̊͌̅͗̽̌́͗k̷̠͎̟̼͍̮͉̪͒̊̂͑́̑͆̚͜͝ĭ̶̢̨̥̥̩̟͔̻̼̼͙͔̊͆͜p̴̮̙̪͖̩̟̘͚͖͇͊ ̶̲͙̳̰̾͋̽̎͊̑̀̅̀̑͘͝n̷̢̟̈́̈́̈͌̃͗́̃̾̈̌͘o̶̡̨̼̟̦͆͛̏̓͋̽̚w̷̦̖̓̒.̴̨̙̰͕̖͓͍͇̣̪̤̻͒̍̀͝.̵̧̖͖͖̘͚͓̟̗̟́̒.̸̧̰̤̼̘̰̥̜̟̥̩͕͋̋͊ͅở̸̢̺̗̦̯̖͖̯̞͍͍͍̔͌̊̕͝͝͠͝ṫ̸̮̑̆͊͋͊͝ḩ̶̧͓̬͈̟̩̐̽͒͂͐̂̈́͐̑̎̓͛̚ͅͅĕ̵̤̞͎̜͐̀͋̔̇̇̃̀͑ͅř̵̡̛̛̩͎͙̹̫͙̝̬͉͑̔̎ẅ̴̨̨̥̜͚̰̻̠̟̺̺͙́̈́̉ͅỉ̷͍̥̖̺̦̑̂͒̕ş̵̬̲̽͌̎͒͑͗̚͝ë̵̺̞̫̳́͗̊̈́̀̐̇͑̍ ̴̢̯͎̥̼̻̍t̴̲̽̿͠h̴̛͙̅̀̾̐̄̋͂̄͗̾̈́i̶̢̢̙͚̬͈̮͖̦̝̰͖͒̄́̍̎͊̑s̸̨̝̮̞̩̲̖̎̍̒͜ͅ ̴̧̼̰̬̼͓͚͗į̸̢̙̦̻̹͖͚̹̟̫̮̈́͆̿̋͋̒͠ͅf̸̗̘̤̣̝͇͈̗̓ ̷̢̛͖̼̻͙̬̹͔̈̄̐̌͜ĝ̶̜̙͒̿̓̂̒̇́̓͊̀͠ô̵̱̳͕̖̦̠̔̈́̈́̈́̃͂̽̈́͑͐͝i̸̭͖̜͛̋͊͆̕͝n̷̨̨̬̼̟̖̠̜̝͎̪̬͌̈́ģ̴̩̥͙̋̓̋̀̿̃̾̐̑ ̴̨̛̝̪̙̪̺͖̻̉̂͒̔̎̔͆̾́͝ţ̸̢̛̗̠̳̯̦͔͈̪̭̍̎͜͝o̷̝̹͚̩̤͂̋͊ ̶̢̛͓͖̩̀̒̌̿͌͗͋̚͝͠ģ̵̢̪̤̳͇̼͇̭͛e̴̡̧̲̝̻̝̦͕͈̦͐̂̈́̋͗̉͋̔̀̆̍ͅt̸̡̙̫̬̣̰̤̱̥̰͛̅̾̿̓͜͜͝͠ ̸̨̭̤̺͓̖̠̳̝̼̫́̑̈̄͜ŕ̵̨͈̞̱̂͒e̷̡̻̣̰̞̬̥̗̩̠͍̱͇̅̊̅̽͗̂̔ą̸̣̩͍̦̼͙̪̯̠̯̆͛͑̓̐̿̕͜ͅl̴͔̖̩̤̜͖̩̍͊̂̃̉̇̂̈́͒͋l̷̯̦͕͔̣̥̾̑́̏͗̎̓̌͑y̴̦͌̑̅͐̔̅͑̒̏̍̑́͝ ̷̧̲̺̰̲̖̪̺̰̦͇̘̀̒̀̆̒̉͘ͅb̴̩̰̺̠̄̓̋̽̓̔̐́͐͒̕͝ǫ̸̡͎̼͓̞̲͓͔̼̼̱̼̈̎̀̑̂͌͊̃̑̉͘ŕ̵͙̦̟͓̠̍͒̾̋́̕i̴̢͓͒̓̌̈́̊̆́̏͗͝͠n̴̹̒̇̂͗͗́͠͝g̶̱̠̉̓͐̈́̓̄̈́̎͑͝,̶̢̛͈̙͍̰̲̼̠̥̈́͋̃̔̑̍͘̚͜ ̷̭̜͈̘̣͖̗̦̖̉̌̑̓͝ͅv̸̛̱͈̭͎͙̆̂͆̒̓̌̾͜ę̸̮͚̘̦̩̣́ͅṙ̵̮̺͈̄̊̽͜͝y̴̠̠̘̟̰̣͍̭̬̝̥̙̏͛͛̾̈́̈́̐̊͑̆̂ ̶͎͕̒͒̐̔̀̈́̀̌̐͝f̶̫̬̼͐̎͆̏̐̚͜͝͠a̶̙̺̥̗̮̳͎͖̟̟̓̌̋̇͛̈́͋̿̉̃͌͜͠ŝ̸̨̺̲̯͚̤̻̤̰̞͙͙͌͆ͅţ̵͈̜̠͉̬̣̲̲̅̿͂.̵̧͖̖̯̈̊̄.̸̼̺̜̉̑.̸̢̘͍͙̙̋͋͌̍̃̈"̸̭̤͎̮̲̳̐̐
...a week later...
Steven was tired, hungry, coverd in bug bites, he had numerous rashes from crawling through the strange fauna, he had REAL bite marks from all the things that wanted to eat him. Fortunately, his gem biology helped him regenerate faster which was good because-
CHOMP!
GAH!
"SERIOUSLY!? AGAIN!?" Shouted an aggravated Steven as a clay-like doll thong with multiple arms that had mouths filled with teeth at the end of his hands jumped out of the bush to bite off his dick for the fifth time that day.
Stupid creatures loved to eat his genitals, true his biology made sure they grew back quickly...BUT IT HURT LIKE BLOOD FRACK IT!
Steven was seeing red, he had had it, he hated this place, he wanted to leave, AND HE WANTED TO FIND CONNIE! WHO MIGHT BE DEAD NOW FOR ALL HE KNEW!
That last thought...that last horrible thought finally gave Steven the emotional clarity he needed to summon his shield and slam it against the creatures face...again...and again...and again...and again...and again...
...the beast stops moving as it's face is crushed to paste...but Steven keeps at it...until he's exhausted...
Steven pants...falls on his hands and knee's ...then he sees what he's done...and curls to a fetal position and sobs...
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Meanwhile, the scorpion-like creature FINALLY finds it's prey again...it's sitting out in the open...it's stench all over it...
It screams and jumps on her and swallows her...only to scream in pain! It's prey was was a dummy! Stuffed with fauna that caused painful blisters...
CRASH!
It's pain distracted it long enough for a log to swing in on a bunch of vines and smack it through the air-
CRASH!
Causing it to land on a hidden pit of spikes, skewering and killing it almost instantly...
Connie walked out of her hiding spot and glared as the beast that tormented and chased her day and night lied dying in agony...it had been awkward smearing her fecal matter on the dummy to get her scent right...AND on the spikes to make sure it died...but it was worth it...she was a hunter now...
She promptly vomits...
...III…...
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