[Setting: a meeting for the Nordic countries]
And out of the ground, like Germany's dick whenever he sees Italy, Estonia rose.
"What the fuck?!" Denmark shrieked and leaped behind Norway for protection. Even Sweden looked surprised despite his only expression being 'I'm here to chew gum and stab a bitch and I'm all out of gum.'
"Oh! What are you doing here Estonia?" Finland asked reacting to this like it was an everyday occurance.
"LET ME JOIN THE NORDICSSSSSSSSSSS," the Baltic state hissed like a snake being tugged on by a toddler in the sand box.
"Jesus Christ, fine! Just never do that again!" Denmark cried. Norway patted him on the head.
"Wait, really?" Estonia asked, taken aback.
Four out of five of the Nordic countries nodded their heads with fear and exhasperation. Iceland stood stalk-still, terror still written across his face.
"H-How did you do that? You went straight through the floor..." he muttered.
"I have a lot of free time," Estonia replied.
"Selling your soul to Satan?" Iceland asked.
"No but maybe. Yes,"
And everyone laughed- except for Iceland.
This is literally the worst thing I've ever written.