"Okay FUME JAMES EARL CRAP! You want a real Harcourt scene? I"LL GIVE YOU A REAL HARDCORE SCENE!"
Then Starkweather's host stood around for a few seconds before he got embarrass and remembered he didn't have the Carouser Guards to kidnap James Earl Cash anymore. So he said "...so...I'll call you later...Bye! Then his disappeared into the ground."
Chapter 2
AN Thank you man-point for the revue. I'm trying to write more but since the charterers are longer now I'm just calling Starkweather The Director now so I don't Ned to tell Spell Check to inure it every time.
So James Earl Cash Went Back To His Normal Life And Did His Job For A Couple Weeks. Besides killing people the oily thing James Earl Cash was good at was making license plates, but they made people do that for free in American jails so he had to go to Mexico too it and get paid because Carters took over all their jails.
Normalcy crossing the border was boring because border jaguars just laughed at Americans going illegally to Mexico ad were still laughing when he got of work so they didn't recolonize him. But nightlong was a little different. When James Earl Cash got back to America he saw a limo and a chairlift waiting for him
"Hello Mr Cards! Do you leek seines? Because The Director has a new scene ready for you!" Said the chauffeur. Amway then the burner guards started looking at him weird so James Earl Cash didst have a choice and he ran into the limo before the grads figured out how he was.
The indie of the limo was nice and big and James Earl Cash has a nice big soft leather sofa seat inside to take a nap in but he didn't trust The Director so he didn't. Insteps he looked at the charger ho looked back at him and said "Your a real VII James Earl Cash!" Isn't it mice to not be one of the ordinary people driving aground other people?
That was when James Earl Cash started looking the chauffeur weird. And in the mirror he saw the scuffle's eyes were glowing blue so he new he was posed by The Director. And James Earl Cash left bad for him being under the control of someone so arrant.
The limo stooped at the Piggy Insane Asylum | since the Government covered up James Earl Cash being alive the told everyone Piggy killed The Director and he was the rel hero. James Earl Cash took one look at the omnibus gates ad was about to mach in to kill whatever psychos he needed to before he remember the chaff and derided the only thing he could do was put him out of hid misery. So James Earl Cash took a tore iron out of the trunk and walked behind the chuffed and Sid a hasty execution i.e. he used it to lesson one of his neck vertebrae so wen he turned around his neck broke and he died instantly.
"So long Billy you dumb ass ditty driver! Said The Director after he turned on James Earl Cash's earpiece. But you now he wasn't you're real target. Also neither is this git coming out now!"
And a doctor wit terror in his eyes and panicked energy in his legs ran oust, but when he saw James Earl Cash he fell on his need under the wait of depression. "This Can't Be Happenings! I sought I was a completed failure when I accidentally hired a bunch of Simile to run the asylum and they voted me out as boss and repacked me with the Queen of the Loonies! But mow I know I REALLY AN a complete failure because I'm crazy to because I'm seeing James Earl Cash's ghost!" Then the Doctor shot himself.
When James Earl Cash checked his gun and decided to not swap it because it had no amino The Director said So now oy know what to do James Earl Cash! "They won't spot until you kill the Queen of the Loonies in the top of the asylum! Go fourth and KILL L!"
"Director I wasn't corn yesterday. The last time you took me to the asylum you belayed me." Said James Earl Cash.
"Okay FINE James Earl Complainer! If I betray you I premise Satan will stag me in the ass with his trident!" Ten Satan appeased behind The Director nodding and waging his trident menacingly like a pitchfork.
"The Director wasn't a bad guy! Said one of the Smileys by the man gate. He never hurt anyone! He just gave murder fetishists a harmless way to get off! He deserved a medal!"
Anyway James Earl Cash was walking behind him and after a couple seconds planning he did a grew-some tire iron execution i.e. He hit him in the head to tun him around and then he shoved the trier iron in his mouth and unscrewed his brain. Then James Earl Cash took his key, but since he was crazy it was for the tip forth floor instead of getting him into the building. James Earl Cash checked a shed but only found a vacuum cleaner for his red slot and after searching for a wally long time for a crowbar to brake the main lock inside he decided to cheat.
Inside the Asylum was Simile called Louie. , he had a machete and if you were a Smiley too you would agree his dark purple dress didn't crash at all with his bright yellow frown y mask. , anyway he heard a noise outside tat sounded like a vacuum so he said "You forgot to let the cat in! Were will we get eggs without him? But then when he went investigate to James Earl Cash ran in the dot the opened an alerted him!"
Louie Ra after James Earl Cash but lost him and he went into shadow. Then when Luise stopped looking for him and started wandering around, So James Earl Cash could GE t behind him and he did a Brutal Vacuum Execution i.e. he hit him to knock him down ten ran the vacuum on and off on his chest to fuck up his blood pressure so he had a heart rack. "HA! Louie wanted to be a housewife but wasn't really for demotic abuse! Aren't I deep James Earl Cash?!" Said the Director but James Earl Cash was to busy running from hunters how heard him to listen or care.
Sense the Similes were Crazy they put the door for the fourth floor in feint of the second floor so James Earl Cash just stealthier past everyone and went up a flora. On the second floor there was one of the Pugs, how had a revolver James Earl Cash though he would need so James Earl Cash tuned on the vacuum to lure him. But wen Fug got there James Earl Cash Still hadn't found a shadow to hide in so he tried blending in | like he leaned about in a TV document on Agent 47 | by vacuuming the floor. But since Fug was crazy that didn't make sense to him so he shot at James Earl Cash and he ran away.
"Why are you making this difficult? Said Fug. I, Fug, merely wish to better myself, and I will do so by killing you, stealing you degree in murder, and joining the army. Is that so wrong?"
"But wen he was shooing around Fug broke a light bub so James Earl Cash hid under it and disappeared. Then when Fug stopped looking James Earl Cash carped behind him and did a new Brutal Machete Execution i.e. he threw it in tee AR and said Look Up to Fug, so when he did he saw the machete hit his in-between eye and go into his brain."
Since the similes Were crazy they didst make covers of a lighted hallway so James Earl Cash was able to sneak up on everyone else and shoot them in the heads with Pugs gun. Ten he went to the unlocked third floor.
James Earl Cash found a big hall of cells and he new he had to kill everyone there with no bullets. Useless he fond another way...so he tied blending in again but this tine he vacuumed the ceiling so when trey all popped out James Earl Cash jest looked like a crazy maintenance guy. And James Earl Cash just vacuumed his way psst the hall into the cafeteria.
On eon the Similes was setting up a party in the criteria because the Queen Of the Loneliness told him since he tackled about parties all the time he should really just make one for rel. James Earl Cash waster to do a boxed wine environmental execution on him i.e. gee wanted to shove him into his box wine boxes and use his lighter to set them ob fire so the dunes would give him alcohol poisoning. But he didn't have a head to lire him so he took a bottle and threw it at the rime boxes.
The bottle broke so the Senile couldn't look at it and since he was crazy he did a bad path to the wine so he saw James Earl Cash! And he took out his taser stick and said "I didn't hire a polka band for my party! What do you think I am, crazy? I know your accordion can be used to steal and torture souls!" ten James Earl Cash tried to fight him but after a coupe hits from the taser stick he got mocked down.
James Earl Cash failed ht scene but since the Smile was crazy he didn't think to kill James Earl Cash ever though he was clearly trying to kill everyone: Insured he just beat the shit out of him and threw him outside so James Earl Cash could try again. So James Earl Cash did everything thee same except when he got the the party guy he did a Gruesome Vacuum Execution i.e. used the corner attachment on half power on his nose so he got a really bad nosebleed. Then he omit it on full power and sucked all his brains into the front of his skull where there were all mulched and fucked up.
James Earl Cash stealth past everyone to the forth floor where all the sells had broken locks like Silent Hill 2 expect for one that was op-pen, so James Earl Cash knew it was special. Peeking in James Earl Cash saw a lady in a teddy bear mask sitting in a pink pillow mattress. The lady was the only thing the light showed and James Earl Cash new she was the Queen Of the Loonies, and she was looking at him but doing nothing while sitting there so he backed off into the shadow until she looked awry and ten he walked in.
But then the saw him again and went "Oh! James Earl Cash! I missed yo so much! Can he live happily together after now?" And James Earl Cash freaked out and used the taxer stick to turn off the lightweight and in the dark he did the hasty machete execution i.e. all the machete executions art the same he just cuts some and then cuts her head off.
"No! James Earl Cash why?" Said the Journalist after James Earl Cash cut her bit before he cut her head off.
James Earl Cash had fished his mission but he was freaked out by how friendly the Queen of The Loonies was and how she did n[t seem that crazy when she liked him. Here last words repeated in his head every few seconds but it was still easier to listen to then the annoying cumming sounds The Director was making.
James Earl Cash tared the light back on again and with Hans shaking with possible terror and, because he need to know the truth, he pulled off the Teddy Bear Mask...
It...and was The Journalist! She had net been crazy because he new her and they were friends and he wasn't really a ghost!
With the light on all the way James Earl Cash saw the walks all had pictures of him and some of them had hearts drawn on then. And he new she had been waiting for him to save her but he'd fucked up and ruined everything for everyone. Then he looted down at her head, The Journalist died with a look on her face of horrid and misery like she'd just found out her boyfriend had dumped her after stealing the money they were having to buy their new baby a crib and toys. And it made James Earl Cash fell like a total shit.
"But he new he wasn't the only Tonal Shit responsible for the honorific atrocity! DIRECTOR?!" He yelled and the surviving Smiles all went outside the room because they were afraid to go in and bother their Queen or meet James Earl Cash. "This was THE JOURNALIST! YOU BETRAYED ME!"
"No I didn't!" Said The Director Wei He Then Appeared With Satan. "I betrayed the Journalist! That's tonally different, right, Satan!" Satan Node but then the stabbed The Director in the bees and dragged him back to hell anyway because he's Satan.
"Dammit!" James Earl Cash yelled while shaking in guilty impolite rage; shaking off tears so they would blend in with the sweat he WA stressing out. "She wasn't a psycho! She dint have it coming!"
"Says you!" The director said over the earpiece over the sound of Satan banging his head into a lava wall. "She told everyone I was yesterdays news! Butt then you gave her the Bad News! And now SHES yesterdays news!"
"What the fuck are you even doing Director anyway? Your in Hell so you don't have a dick o get off or a bone to make it had! Why do you need snuff porno's?"
"Shut up James Earl Zambian Dollar! You don't now anything about what's going on! No do wast your told and help me kill more people."
"No way! I won't let you truck me again! I'm going rouge! I'm going t hind a way to stop you forever and ever so you cant hurt anyone else again!"
HA! "Said the Director! You can't go rogue!" But then James Earl Cash threw out the earpiece at a Fug and stoked out of the asylum. "WHAT? You went rouge? You can't go rogue! YOU WILL REJECT THIS!"
Meantime in hell The Director was on his hone and he heard the Fug how picked up the centerpiece. "But I am a free spirit, Mr. Starkweather, with no regards to the labels society imposes on me. You may call yourself an artist but you lack my creativity. I will start an art project with the cadavers Mr Cash so courteously provided me - assuming the powers that be aren't right and he wasn't just some figment of my over-active imagination - and I will produce a masterpiece that will put your...fodder, to shame. Until then, may your eternal torment be endurable."
"Fucking dammit!" Yelled tea Director when he threw his phone at the wall. But the Satan threw it back at his head it turned his head all the why backwards at the same time it floored him. An then Satan was staging over him with sharp teeth smiling but before he could do anything The Director said "Wait! I have one salt call to make!"
Since Satan's deal with the Director said he could make business calls Satan held back and The Director called his top Hunter, Ramirez. "Ramirez! James Earl Cash has gone rogue again! I need you ti spot him again! For REAL this time!"
"BRAINS!"
"Oh. Yeah. I forgo. James Earl Cash killed you and your a zombie now. Undermine I'll find someone else to do it." Then Satan stepped on his neck and peed acid in his face.
Chapter 3
Actually Ramirez wasn't really a Zombie. That was because James Earl Cash hadn't really Killed him. After James Earl Cash snot him to death Ramirez gust woke up a few hours later and realized he was a Super Soldier woe could only be billed Ina worthy death i.e. something way more epic ten being shot by James Earl Cash.