I've dedicated this chapter and some future chapters to the episode 'fixes' fanfics that have been around and have given me quite a laugh. This goes out to DarthSidious04's Simple Solutions, ThatEngineer's son's Smartass Lincoln, and The Bodacious E's If Lincoln Could Roast. Check those fics out if you haven't and enjoy the chapter.
Chapter 3: Heavy Meddle and Save The Date
"I swear to god Clyde, if she keeps going on I'm going to fucking lose it!" Yelled Lincoln as he was getting a sloppy joe out of his pants.
"Have you tried going to the principal about this Lincoln?"
"Clyde, how is it gonna look if I tell the principle I'm getting picked on by a girl?"
Understanding what Lincoln meant Clyde shook his head, "Okay, fair enough I suppose."
They enter the cafeteria and head to their table, "If I can at least have lunch without any problems I'll be fine." Said an angry Lincoln.
"Hey look it's Casanova! "Yelled a boy at another table. The rest of the kids sitting with him started laughing.
Lincoln was glaring daggers at the boy, "I spoke too soon." Having enough of the shit he was going through, he stomped his way over to the boys' table to end this teasing nonsense.
"How many god damn times do I have to tell you that I don't like Ronnie Anne!?"
The other kids and even Clyde were frightened by the look on Lincoln's face and couldn't say anything as Lincoln went on his tirade.
"How in the hell am I supposed to be attracted some bitch whose constantly harassing me and making me fucking miserable!? She's nothing but a bully who gets some kind of sick thrill out of tormenting me! All of you know that I'm a nice guy but I am close to just start swinging! Fuck that bitch!"
Lincoln was breathing heavily having to release all that pent-up anger. Clyde then tapped Lincoln's shoulder and told him to look behind him.
Lincoln turned around to see Ronnie Anne crying with a scowl on her face.
Before Lincoln could say anything to her she ran out of the cafeteria sobbing.
The rest of the school day soon passed and Lincoln was on his way home since Clyde was picked up by his dads.
Upon entering the house his oldest sister Lori was on the couch glaring at him. Lincoln was still in a bad mood and didn't want to deal with anyone's shit right now so he made his way to the stairs only to be stopped by Lori grabbing him.
"Do you have any idea what you did you twerp!?" bellowed Lori.
"I have no idea what you're talking about Lori so let go of me!"
"No idea huh!? You hurt Ronnie Anne's feelings and because of that Bobby broke up with me!" She attempted to start shaking him only for Lincoln to push Lori off of him.
"What does Ronnie Anne have to do with Bobby and how do you know her?"
"Ronnie Anne is Bobby's sister you jerk! Why did you make her cry!?"
Having enough of Lori yelling at him about this he, let loose his anger for a second time today.
"YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I MADE HER CRY!? SHE WAS A COMPLETE BITCH TO ME! SHE CONSTANTLY HARASSES ME AND BULLIES ME! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GLAD I TOLD HER OFF BECAUSE IF THIS WENT ON ANY LONGER I WAS HONESTLY GOING TO JUST STRAIGHT UP SLUG HER!"
Lori's rage was gone the instant Lincoln started yelling at her. She has seen Lincoln so angry in her life and was filled with concern for her brother. She tried to calm him down so she can at least make an attempt to apologize and comfort him.
Lori grabbed Lincoln and brought him into a tight hug.
Lincoln's anger was slowly diminishing in the hug and was brought to simply breathing heavy.
Lori started running her fingers through his white hair, "I didn't know you where being bothered by her so much, why didn't you tell us?"
Lincoln sighed, "I didn't want any of you to think of me any less since I was being picked on by a girl."
"Lincoln, I don't care if it's a boy or a girl no one picks on my little brother and gets away with it. The rest of our sisters wouldn't hesitate to help stop them either."
Lincoln was touched that his sisters would be by his side no matter what, however, he had the nagging suspicion that Ronnie Anne spun the story to Bobby in her favor.
"Lori, I think Ronnie Anne spun the story in her favor to Bobby which led him to break up with you."
After thinking about it for a few seconds Lori realized that Lincoln was probably right in his assumption.
"Lincoln, you go upstairs and enjoy the rest of your day you've earned it, I have a phone call to make." Said Lori with a rage-fueled expression.
Getting the hint Lincoln hugged Lori one last time and then made his way upstairs to read comics in his undies. Not long after he heard some rather colorful language coming from Lori who was chewing out Bobby and Ronnie Anne. For once throughout the whole day, Lincoln had a genuine smile come across his face.
I felt like I should put Heavy Meddle and Save the Date together into one just so I can wrap it up in one package. I personally don't care for Ronnie Anne since I see her as another Lynn but worse. I also think Bobby is a pretty bad boyfriend if he breaks up with Lori simply because of what her brother did to his sister, especially since he's oblivious to what his sister actually does. Rant aside I'll have a few future chapters dedicated to episode fixes. Thanks for reading and I'll see you guys next time for chapter 4!