It's time for a sequel! About time I got off my lazy ass and give you one for the collection before I delve into other ideas and one-shots. I'll explain some of the ideas at the bottom. Without further ado here's the sequel to I can get a girl anytime I want!

Chapter 5: I Can Get a Girl Anytime I Want (Part 2)

"NO WAY! Polly, you have to be lying, he can't be that big." Said one of the girls on the roller derby team.

"I'm telling ya it's that big… here, I got a pic to prove it." Said Polly with a sultry grin, she then pulled out her phone to show the girls what Tabby, Haiku, and she did during the weekend. Once they saw the picture of the white-haired lad's log they were floored by the very sight of it.

"Holy shit he's huge!"

"How can any of you even walk after that?"

"That's gotta be 7… no 8 inches of man meat!"

Polly kept a smug grin as she simply loved how the girls were reacting to the pic she took of Lincoln's log much to the dismay of one of the members of the team, the member being Lynn Loud.

Polly remembers when Lynn called both her and Margo and gave them an earful about dating and fucking her brother, in return they told her that Lincoln was okay with it and even started some of the encounters between them.

She had to keep herself from laughing when Margo decided to be extra bitchy and described the time when Lincoln came from behind and glided one hand up her shirt and another down her shorts before she went to batting practice last week.

"He twisted my nipples and fingered me before practice, he told me I was beautiful and kissed my neck and nibbled on my ear Lynn, and you know what? I loved every second of it." The phone call ended rather abruptly after that was said.

After Polly got her phone back from the now hot and bothered girls they all stepped out to go home leaving a surprisingly flustered Lynn with her fists clenched.

"Holy fuck, how does Lincoln even walk with that thing!? And how does he hide it!?" She screamed mentally, she sneaked a peek at the pic with the girls simply because her curiosity ate at her and despite the fact that Lincoln is her brother… well… curiosity is a tempting mistress.

Lynn was by no means experienced since the only penis she's ever seen was through porn but she knew that her little brother was by no means 'little'. She only saw the picture for a good five seconds but from what she saw, she could see the length and girth of it, it stood erect like a tower and demanded respect… and she honestly wanted to know what it felt like in her hands, in her mouth… and in her pussy.

She shook herself out of her thoughts and immediately picked up her roller derby gear and left the skating rink to make her way home.

While Lynn was on her way home, Lincoln was having a 'study' session over at an old crush's house.

"Lincoln… Ah! I'm sorry… for how I t-treated you… oh fuck, thanks, f-for beating that asshole Chandler for me." Said Christina with a blissful smile on her face.

"Ah ah I couldn't just sit t-there and let that asshole talk down to you like that." Said Lincoln with the same smile while he was pistoning away inside of Christina.

Yep, Lincoln actually made it with Christina of all people. One would think that due to the embarrassing video of Lincoln kissing a balloon with a picture of her on it that she would never want to speak let alone look at him ever again, but that was before today.

Flashback to RWES (Lunch)

Lincoln was making his way to lunch alone this time, he would normally go with Clyde but much to the surprise of both of them Penelope pulled Clyde aside to talk about something in private. Clyde was rather clueless about what Penelope wanted but Lincoln knew exactly what she wanted. The slight tinge of pink on her freckled cheeks, the bedroom eyes she was giving him, and the lip bite were all instant signs of 'I want your dick right now!'

"I don't know Penelope, I was just about to head to Lunch with Linco-"

"It's fine Clyde, I think it would be a good idea to see what she wants. I'll see you in Mrs. Johnson's class okay?" Interrupted Lincoln, he knew what Penelope wanted and he saw this as a means of doing his best friend a solid… and who knows he might get over that weird crush for Lori along with it.

"Uhh, you sure Lincoln?"

Lincoln gave him a thumbs up, dude I'll be fine, you go on ahead with Penelope, I'll see you later okay?"

Clyde smiled and returned a thumbs up, "Okay, see you later Lincoln."

Penelope then grabbed Clyde's hand and ran off with him down the hall and into an empty classroom. Lincoln chuckled to himself and went into the cafeteria and to his surprise he saw Christina being harassed by Chandler and to make Lincoln's blood boil was that he saw her crying.

Upon seeing this, Lincoln made his way to the front of the crowd forming around this mess and heard what Chandler was saying.

"What do you mean you don't want to come to my party? What, you think you're better than me or something!?" Said Chandler, holding the rejected invitation.

"I don't want to go to your stupid party Chandler! You keep following me around like a creepy stalker! Just leave me alone."

That pissed the self-entitled boy beyond belief, he wasn't used to ever being rejected by anyone let alone a girl and needless to say he wasn't taking it very well.

"You're a real bitch you know that!?" Chandler was going to slap Christina until Lincoln grabbed his hand in a death grip nearly breaking it.

"You're not going to lay a fucking finger on her you piece of shit." Said Lincoln with an ice cold stare. All of Chandler's rage left him immediately upon looking at Lincoln's face and seeing what could be a world of unimaginable pain being brought down on him. A smart person would think that upon seeing someone with an expression like that on their face, you would stand down and back up immediately… Chandler isn't one of those people.

"Larry? What the hell are you doing here!? This doesn't concern you, you fucking loser."

This only made Lincoln squeeze Chandler's hand harder causing the boy to scream in pain.

Christina was watching in both confusion and awe, she was confused as to why Lincoln would help her after the video incident and she was in awe of seeing how Lincoln was easily taking care of Chandler with no problems.

"Here's what your gonna do Chandler, your gonna leave Christina alone and your gonna take you and your punk ass cronies out of here. I'm not gonna stand by and let some overprivileged asshole like you talk down to her like she's nothing if I so much as hear about you harassing her or causing her any grief you won't get this hand back… do I make myself clear?"

With that said Lincoln let go of Chandler causing him to fall on his butt, he was scared out of his wits with what Lincoln said to him and he immediately got his goons and ran out of the cafeteria. The rest of the students were shocked to see Lincoln of all people not just stand up to Chandler but knock him down a few pegs as well. After cheering for Lincoln for what he did they soon dispersed leaving only him and Christina.

Lincoln soon walked over to Christina to see if she was okay. After seeing a few tears running down her face he slowly caressed her face and wiped away the tears with his thumbs.

"Hey, are you okay? Chandler didn't hurt you did he?" Lincoln said with concern.

"I.. I'm fine… thank you, Lincoln… for standing up for me."

"No problem I wasn't going to let that jackass talk to you like your worth nothing. I guess I'll see you around th-"

Christina interrupted Lincoln by grabbing his hands and saying, "Actually, I wanted to ask you if you would like to come over and talk… I think I owe you a proper apology for how I treated you for the video contest."She gave Lincoln a bright smile and said, "Think of it as a means of saying thank you."

Lincoln was baffled by the sudden change in attitude and the request Christina asked of him. He thought there was no harm in it and decided to take her up on her offer. "Maybe me and Christina can finally get on speaking terms." Thought Lincoln with a hopeful smile on his face.

Soon enough the school day passed by and Lincoln found Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa waiting for Lori to come pick them up. He walked over and told them that he would be walking with Christina over to her house for the day. Of course, the girls squealed at the information even though they've seen a few other girls around Lincoln as well as come by the house to 'hang out' with him… I guess old habits die hard.

After relaying the information to his sisters he walked with Christina to her house while making some pleasant conversation along the way. Unknown to Lincoln, Christina was eyeing him up and down with a lusty gaze.

Once they reached Christina's house she thanked whatever god would be listening right now that her parents weren't home for what she was about to do to Lincoln.

As soon as they entered the house Christina closed and locked the front door and pounced on the unsuspecting Lincoln.

They landed on the couch and Christina immediately locked lips with him, she soon guided her tongue into his mouth and was delighted by the taste. She was getting drunk off her lust as she was tasting the inside of Lincoln's mouth. She gave out a moan when she felt Lincoln reciprocate the kiss and tongue wrestled her for dominance.

His hands soon glided up from her soft smooth legs, up her surprisingly thick thighs, onto her nice full ass. He was surprised that the skirt she wears can hide such a luscious piece of ass. He cupped the cheeks in his hands and started lightly squeezing and spreading them eliciting some rather loud moans from Christina and soon started rubbing her pussy through her panties.

They soon stopped their make-out session and separated with a long string of saliva between them.

"Lincoln… I've heard about how well you can pleasure other girls… and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind one more."

Lincoln was found speechless, he honestly didn't expect Christina to want to start making out with him with the intensity of what he would describe as a bitch in heat and now she wants to join his harem. If Lincoln didn't know any better he would think he was dreaming, it all just felt so unreal to him yet he knew this was happening and he didn't want it to stop.

End of flashback

Lincoln knew he was close to bursting inside Christina and Christina herself was getting close as well.

"Chri… *pant* Christina! I'm about *pant* to cum!"

Christina responded by wrapping her smooth legs tightly around Lincoln's waist and pulling him closer to her.

"Inside! Cum inside me Lincoln!" Squealed Christina.

Lincoln was making fast powerful thrusts inside of Christina and soon enough with one more thrust Lincoln bottomed out and released volley after volley of his seed inside of Christina while moaning in pleasure.

"AHHHHHH! YEEESSSS LINCOLN!" Screamed Christina while she was having her own powerful orgasm.

After a few minutes they both came down from their sexual highs and Lincoln soon pulled out of Christina causing Lincoln's and Christina's mixed juices to flow out of her dripping cunt.

Lincoln was still a sweating panting mess and laid down next to Christina and pulled her towards him in an embrace which she wasted no time in returning. They laid there in each other's arms while Lincoln made small pecks across her face and neck enticing giggles and moans from the girl.

Christina was weirded out by Lincoln at first, especially due to the video incident but now she doesn't want to part with him for even a second. She was now his and his alone because to her no one else could please her he just did a few minutes ago.

After about an hour Lincoln and Christina managed to gather their energy and pick themselves up to get cleaned… as well as get rid of the pungent smell of sex in Christina's bedroom. After getting cleaned they were putting their clothes back on, however, in the middle of Lincoln putting on his shoes, he sees Christina taking Lincoln's phone and putting her phone number in his contacts list.

"You can call me anytime you want Lincoln, and I mean anytime." She said while flashing him a seductive look as well as licking her lips.

Lincoln simply nodded with a trance-like expression.

After all, was said and done Lincoln bid Christina farewell with a quick kiss on the lips. Lincoln couldn't stay since Christina stated that her parents were on their way home and the sun was beginning to set. He knew he had to get home soon before dinner, was started lest he gets in trouble with his parents.

Lincoln soon made it back home just a few minutes before dinner was starting. Upon entering the house his family immediately noticed him and started asking questions about where he was or what he did today. In response, he told them how he stood up to Chandler to protect a girl earning a few teasing jokes from his sisters and a pat on the back from his dad.

Dinner itself was rather uneventful in Lincoln's opinion since everyone was merely stating that their day was rather meh to outright boring. Lincoln was, however, oblivious to Lynn taking quick glances at him while biting her lip and rubbing her thighs together under the table. Lynn was having some pretty lewd thoughts of her brother and Unknown to Lincoln he would be in for one hell of a night.

'I hope you don't hate me for this Lincoln, but tonight I'm gonna make you mine and mine alone'. Thought Lynn as she donned a Cheshire cat grin in Lincoln's direction.

Well, that's the end of Part 2! There's only one more part to go to finish this small series… I've also got some explaining to do. I'm sorry for being gone so long, I got a job and I ended having a few more responsibilities being sent my way. I'll try to squeeze as much time as I can to bring you more chapters and stories but I'm not gonna make any promises on keeping a schedule. Anyway, I actually have a few ideas I wanted to run by you guys. Some of these stories take elements from other games or movies and I wanted to know your opinions on them.

Idea 1: The Loud Fantasy (Final Fantasy XV x The Loud House)

This story takes place within No Such Luck (I know another No Such Luck story gag me with a spoon) but things have escalated with the Loud children as Lincoln is being threatened by his sisters and even father to be sent to Aunt Ruth's to get rid of his 'bad luck', however, Lisa makes a proposition to Lincoln to help her with aiding a fellow scientist across the world to the country of Eos (It's a country connected to Europe instead of it being an entirely different world) in the development of magitek technology. Little does Lincoln know that he will be apart of something bigger then he could ever hope to imagine.

This story will have the characters from FFXV as well as elements from FFVI like espers and different elements of magic.

Idea 2: Chrono Loud (Chrono Trigger x The Loud House)

Lisa finally finishes constructing her greatest creation a time machine! She plans to show off her greatest creation at a science expo and the whole family goes to support her. Lincoln who is astounded by the time machine volunteers to test it and successfully works, however Leni along with the new pendant she got from Lincoln on her birthday wants to test it as well. Once Lisa attempts to start the machine the pendant glows with energy causing the machine to go haywire opening a rift the sucks Leni in much of the family's horror. Lincoln determined to get his sister back picks up the pendant and has Lisa start the machine again much to the protest of his family and Lisa's warnings. After seeing how determined Lincoln is to go after Leni she starts the machine and Lincoln goes through time to get his sister back as well finding out something about the world he never knew existed.

I wanted to have Lincoln, Leni, and Lisa go through the time rift and have some of the other characters of Chrono Trigger such as Ayla, Frog, Robo, and Magus take after other Loud House Characters. It will also jump between the prehistoric era (4000 BC), the dark ages (1000 AD), past (1500 AD), the present (Modern day), and the future (3000 AD)

Idea 3: I'm gonna be me, is that okay with you? (The Loud House)

Lincoln found out that his passion is art and actually adopts a fairly easygoing and lax attitude upon finding it, however, his sisters are still used to him helping them in each of their problems and hobbies and Lincoln finally tells them off about how they don't need him to solve every little thing and they have each other. The sisters try to guilt trip him to help him only for Lincoln to go back to his passion and further improve his skills. Will the girls realize that their brother is right and attempt to solve their own problems or will they keep their unhealthy level of clinginess to their only brother?

This story will be told from different perspectives and is more of a slice of life kinda story in which Lincoln is actually growing up and finding out what he's interested in.

Well, those are my ideas. Tell me what you think about them and I'll see you guys next time!