For quite some time I had this idea about some of the moms and teachers of Royal Woods coming together for a book club but instead of actually reading books they either gossiped or revealed secrets about themselves over drinks… so that's where this comes from. Enjoy!
Chapter 6: Book Club or Motherly Confession?
"Alright honey I'm off to my book club! I'll be back later okay!?" Rita yelled, she was already running five minutes late as is, but like a good mother should she made sure her baby Lily was well and taken cared for.
"Alright love, have fun!" Lynn Sr. yelled back in a faux British accent from the living room downstairs, he was currently watching a football game with his daughter Lynn and the both were practically glued to the screen.
After sparing a short giggle for how her husband called her love, she finished changing Lily's diaper and put her back in her crib. Just in time for Lisa to walk in holding a clipboard muttering equations to herself.
Rita turned around and gave her genius daughter a hug, "Lisa could you watch Lily for a while I'm running late for my book club meeting?"
This brought Lisa out of her mathematical dilemma and with an uneasy frown Lisa, "As little of a problem that I would have watching my younger sister unit I'm unfortunately not able to fulfill that request as I have to monitor my set of chemicals and be ready to quickly change them when the compounds begin to mix thoroughly."
Rita was a bit annoyed but understanding of Lisa's current situation and had to think of who's available to watch the lovable baby of the family. She let her daughter go and stepped out in the hall with a thoughtful expression on her face. She was remembering where each of her children are at the current moment.
Lori was out on a date with her boyfriend, so she was out of the question.
Leni was at the mall with her friends so that option was out too.
Last time Rita checked Luna said she was going to a concert with Sam and few of their bandmates.
Luan had a gig at a comedy club so that was a no go.
Lynn is watching the game with her father and she knew once she starts watching it, she's completely unresponsive until the game is finished.
"Uhh hey mom? I wouldn't mind watching Lily for you." Said the only son of the family.
Rita was snapped from her thoughts after hearing her boy volunteer himself.
"Oh, Lincoln thank you but are you sure? Weren't you going to see a movie with Clyde tonight?" Rita said with concern she loved that he was offering himself for the job, but she didn't want him to sacrifice his free time just for her. God knows she's seen him do enough for his sisters as is.
Lincoln simply waved his hand with a meh expression, "Eh, Clyde had to cancel since his dads wanted to play a family game with him. I don't mind mom you go ahead to your club meeting I'll have things handled here."
Rita felt pretty proud of her son right now and gave him a tight hug which Lincoln happily returned while kissing the top of his head. "Aww well look at my little man. Don't worry Lincoln I'll make sure to get you a few comics from the comic bookstore tomorrow okay? She said unknowingly nuzzling Lincoln right into her ample bosom.
"Uh… s-sure mom, th-thanks." Lincoln stuttered in his mom's deep and soft chest, currently, he was having a mental vs physical battle with himself to fight off the incoming erection and it was a severely uphill battle right now.
Ria released him from his soft and warm confines and immediately made her way out of the house but not without ruffling her daughter's hair and giving her husband a quick but loving peck on the lips.
She got in Vanzilla and made her way down to none other than the Pingry household.
Once she was close to the Pingry house she noticed the five-plus cars lined up either in the driveway or in front of the house. Considering Vanzilla's size she parked the old beast out in front the house alongside the street.
She immediately grabbed her book "A Lover's Quarrel" and rushed her way to the expensive and regal looking abode.
'ding dong ding dong'
Not soon after Mrs. Pingry answered the door and greeted Rita with a hug along with a chaste kiss on the cheek. Her appearance would put someone in mind of Rita's sister but wearing much more expensive clothes, pretty much like how people would think Carol and Lori look close to the same if not identical were it not for the different hairstyles.
When Rita and Mrs. Pingry entered the living room Rita saw that the usual members were all here, Maria Santiago, Agnes Johnson, Ms. DiMartino, Mrs. Sharp, and Mrs. Yates. They were all happily chatting with one another up until they saw Rita step in with Mrs. Pingry, Upon which they happily greeted her and asked what took her so long.
"Sorry I'm late girls I had to make sure Lily was taken care of before I go, honestly if it wasn't for Lincoln I probably wouldn't be here tonight." Rita said with a sheepish expression.
Upon the mention of the white-haired child, the rest of the women were curious as to how he's doing and what he's been up to recently, something that caught Rita off guard in all honesty.
"I-well Lincoln is doing just fine he's still the same chipper and helpful little man around the house." Rita said with an odd sense of trepidation.
Sensing this the woman clarified that they were simply curious and wondered how they're favorite helper, student, or in general Loud child is doing.
Soon enough the discussion or topic of the day for the woman was all about Lincoln, from what he did with either of them, to how he helped them in some way be it for simple chores or help tutoring a subject to help the students learn the material easier to just how nice if not a bit selfish the boy was and is.
Needless to say, the book wasn't discussed that night, however, the topic was all well and good and gave Rita some news to tell Lincoln that will surely make him beet red with what the moms and teachers thought about him.
Everything was all well and good up until Mrs. Pingry brought the wine and Rita and the girls all started partaking it while still discussing the snowcapped boy.
Soon enough the discussion went from wholesome, cute, and lighthearted to sensual, saucy, and downright raunchy.
Ms. DiMartino took a rather big sip of her glass of wine and donned a sly grin. "You know I personally keep track of how many times Lincoln looks at my ass?" she started giggling like a schoolgirl before continuing, "I sometimes drop pencils and pens on purpose and slowly bend down to grab them just so he has nice view to hold his attention."
The rest of the women present were blushing madly and some were even laughing trying to imagine the look on the boy's face.
Rita was already drunk (lightweight… go figure) off the wine and was giggling to herself which caught the attention of Mrs. Pingry and Agnes.
"What's so funny Rita?", Agnes said with a bit of slur, "I mean this is your son we're dis-discussing here."
*Giggle*" Oh I know and trust me ladies you wouldn't know the half of what I see in my own home with him and his sisters."
This caught the attention of all the woman in the room and everyone was dead silent waiting for Rita to continue.
Rita took another sip of her wine and reveled in its taste before continuing, "As much as my girls try to hide it, I know they're trying to be with him. Lori and Leni sometimes invite Lincoln and only Lincoln to their room for some 'older sibling advice' as they call it but I can hear what they're doing from the vents, I hear them kissing each other and I hear them teaching Lincoln where to rub and grab them."
This made the woman gasp like an overdramatic twist in a play.
"mmhmm, when it comes to Luna and Luan they like to put on a show for Lincoln and give him lap dances and be cock teases to him. Luna likes to make out with him have him play with her ass while Luan wants him to suck her tits."
Rita became an open faucet at this point and pointed out many things about the girls that like to hang around Lincoln some of which Maria could confirm when it came to Ronnie Anne.
"I sometimes hear Nie Nie say Lincoln when she touches herself at night. I hear how she wants him to rut into her like a cheap hooker and show her who's in charge. I never knew my little girl liked to be dominated in bed… I guess she got that from me." She said, thinking about how she wants her son Bobby to do the same to her.
Mrs. Sharp recalled hearing a conversation between Luna and Sam where Luna referred to Lincoln as their number one groupie and when they make it big they'll take Lincoln everywhere with them like a family. This made the mother blush hard thinking about the things Luna and her daughter would do to the boy.
Mrs. Pingry can attest to once hearing Carol and Lori talk about bringing Carol over to help 'teach' Lincoln about girls and she remembered Carol being all too eager to accept it.
Mrs. Yates could confirm that she often caught her two daughters Beatrice and Belle staring at Lincoln with looks of longing. She couldn't blame them since even she believed that Lincoln was a catch. He stood for what believed and didn't conform to anyone's views or opinions and just generally acted like himself… something she wished her husband would understand.
Agnes and DiMartino were practically on the same wavelength thought wise since they were fanaticizing about keeping Lincoln in the class once it ended and giving a more 'hands-on' approach to sex ed and if Lincoln is a good boy and scores well on the 'exam' they'll have a treat ready for him.
Agnes and DiMartino spared a glace to each and knew they were thinking what each other were thinking and they both produced a Cheshire cat grin realizing they can plan out when to enact their impromptu class for the unaware child.
While Rita was listing off how she knew that unlike the others Lynn was actually in Love with Lincoln which explained her clinginess to him and insistence to sleep in his bed every other night. How she had an inkling that Lucy sticks to watching everything from the vents, how Lana and Lola try to keep Lincoln for themselves and try to stick to him like glue, and how Lisa keeps it all recorded and monitored for an experiment she's working on.
One thing that even her drunk addled mind would not cough up was that despite the raving amount of incest going in he house… she wanted in on it herself. At first, she was heavily concerned about Lincoln getting one the girls pregnant especially the older four but realized that Lincoln is much more intelligent than he leads on and not has condoms (given to him by his dad of all people) but learned that he never lost his virginity. She was inwardly relieved that Lincoln was still pure…
Because she wanted it for herself
Despite the never-ending love she has for her husband and the sex they have every other night; she feels as if its not only gotten stale but a bit boring. She tried to introduce ways to spice things up in bed, but Lynn Sr. wasn't too much of a fan of it. While he was ok with some new things like domination and femdom he wasn't too eager to jump on the idea of adding in another person to their nightly escapades.
Rita wasn't a fan of the idea much herself due to not wanting some random stranger having their way with them and being a bit wary of adding in people they knew in the off chance that it can bite them in the ass later if something goes awry.
Cue their only son Lincoln Loud.
For as much as Rita wanted to bitch slap herself, she couldn't deny that she loves Lincoln as much as her man and can't wait to see Lincoln grow into a fine, and handsome young man at that.
She loves her boys dearly and a rather big part of her wanted to be filled by both of the great rods that her two favorite men are packing between their legs.
The rest of the woman were left thinking about how to go about their own plans that may or may not involve the only son of the Louds and before they can set them in stone Rita put down her wine glass, stood up straight, crossed her arms over her chest.
"Okay, I can see on your faces that your thinking about fucking my son and are finding ways to get him alone with you so let me put those plans on hold."
This caught the woman by surprise and they immediately clammed up giving Rita the ground rules for her son.
"First things first no one is going to fuck my son until he's of at least legal age, and the other thing I want to make perfectly clear is that no is to take his virginity!"
"Because that belongs to me!" Rita declared pointing a thumb to herself.
For the women that was more than fair for them as they would like to take Lincoln as soon as they can, they realize that they would be doing more irreversible harm due to him being the tender age of twelve.
So, it was then that they made a unanimous decision to wait for Lincoln to be of legal age before making any advancements on him and Rita made mental note to round up the girls and lay down the law with them as well.
All in all, the meeting ended around 8 pm and after eating and drinking a few cups of coffee to sober themselves up they all got in their cars and drove on home as if nothing had happened.
Once Rita got home, she found Lincoln and Leni watching a movie on the couch with Leni laying her head on Lincoln's shoulder while holding his hand.
Rita smiled thinking back to how she and Lynn sat together just like them when she was younger.
Rita cleared her throat alerting the two of her presence and told them that it will time for bed soon.
Lincoln nodded is head in understanding, "Okay mom, but can Leni and I finish the movie first? It's almost about to end?"
Leni lifted her head off her brother's shoulder and pleaded with her, "Yeah mom, please? Me and Lincy will go right to bed after the movie."
After seeing them look so cute and adorable together she just couldn't break up their fun like that, "Sure but you promise to go to bed immediately after, right?" Rita said with a stern tone.
"We promise!" They both said in unison.
"Alright then, I'm going to bed, love you two." Rita gave Lincoln and Leni goodnight kisses on their cheeks making Leni giggle and Lincoln blush.
"We love you too mom."
"Oh, hey mom how was your book club meeting today?" Lincoln asked with genuine curiosity.
This made Rita freeze in her tracks as everything from the book club meeting came back full force in her mind. She calmed herself down with ease and answered her son in a soft motherly tone, "Oh, it was great Lincoln we finally got through A Lover's Quarrel and we'll be moving on to another one in about a week."
"Oh, that's nice, I'm happy you had fun mom and I hope you have a good night sleep." Lincoln gave her his signature chip-toothed smile that never fails to melt her heart.
"Thank you, Lincoln, sweet dreams."
With that said Rita went to the master bedroom disrobed herself and got in the bed her husband who was already out cold. She curled next to him and buried her head in the crook of his neck taking in his scent and body heat before wrapping herself up in their bedsheets and soon enough drifting off to sleep.
Once the movie ended and before Lincoln could realize it Leni grabbed his hand and led him to her shared room with Lori and dragged him into her bed with her. Lincoln was happy to be so close to his sisters, but he couldn't help but get the feeling that something big is gonna happen later down the line.
"Ah well, I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." Lincoln thought with a smile.
Leni turned around pecked Lincoln on the lips.
"Good night Lincy."
Lincoln smiled and returned the kiss.
"Good night Leni."
Once Lincoln turned around and Leni wrapped her arms around him before nuzzling herself close to him, they both nodded off to sleep.
Lincoln was unaware of the many different plans meant for him in the coming future and the many rivalries that sparked to get his attention and favor, but one thing is certain.
He'll be needing a prayer to survive his teenage years onward.
This went on longer than I honestly thought it would. Leave your thoughts and opinions in the comments and I'm open to take suggestions or ideas to add to the collection and if I use one, I'll be sure to credit you on it. Hope you guys have a good day/night peace!