Five minutes later,
That somehow felt like a week...
-...Then, they destroyed the city...-A random person was telling in a glumy voice, not noticing that he was under the OOC virus.-...They looted everything they could get their hands on, even the yearly wheat an...
-THEY ATE MY PASTA?!-Italy suddenly yelled in complete rage as he stopped running and took out his "gangsta rifles", holding one in each hand. THOSE BASTARDOS! THEY DARE EAT HIS PASTA! -HOW DARE YOU EAT MY PASTA?! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
He yelled in unstoppable rage,
As he started to madly shoot the monsters...
-...B-bloode heell...H-hic!- England stuttered as he started to wobble up from the ground, with his star wand somehow still sticking to his hand.-...I-I am gooote...H-hic! S-show thosa...H-hic! T-the mihgghe...H-hic! O-of the Breeeethes...H-hic! E-emparre…!
England blurted as he tried to shoot the monsters with his wand,
But his aim was off and he made everything and everyone "UTTERLY BONKERS!"...
-WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS MADNESS?!-Suddenly yelled a grey company member in annoyance and rage, as the OOC virus was getting a tight hold on him. -WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?!
He yelled in complete madness as he saw that,
The sky became pink while the earth turned yellow,
Rainbow colored mushrooms were hovering above the ground,
And it started heavily raining brown droplets of milk chocolate...
-...It appears that one of the otherworld ones screw up the fabric of space and time...?-Gandalf the white assumed, in a surprised and serious voice. Maybe all of them were cursed...He hoped the fabric of space and time was not screwed up complete...Never mind...It was already screwed up completely...
Gandalf the white thought in frustration just as...
A bunch of red eyed gNOMeS appeared and started to madly massacre the monsters, who for some reason started a chant of "HATE! KILL! DESTROY!", while their faces turned into those of murderers, terrorists and hate groups' members...
Death eater Ron appeared and he was "so sexist" that he hurled Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Tara Way into a horde of orcs, who then ran away while yelling in complete and utter horror...
Ten mutant bees appeared, that were somehow caught on fire that spelt a letter on each of them, which together read as "Jim Pickens"…
A strange sneevil, who was actually Ziri from AQW, appeared and started wishing for different things while madly yelling at the air...
Voldemort appeared dressed as a clown, with a beak and a pink mustache on his face, while eating cookie dough...
Neil Breen appeared and was stalking and harassing Eowyn, until she kicked him in his CENSORED, hard...
-HAHAHAHAHAHA! IGGY MADE EVERYTHING REALLY FUNNY!-America suddenly laughed hysterically, as he took out a bunch of grenades. -ALL IT LACKS NOW IS SOME AMERICAN FREEDOM FIREWORKS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He laughed as he started trowing the grenades at the enemy flank...
-STIRB! STIRB! STIRB, FLACHWICHSER!-Germany suddenly yelled in rage, as he took out a long and a very spiky whip and started to whip bloody every monster he could get his hands on. -GEH ZUM TEUFEL, DIE SAU! ARSCHGESICHT!
-...This rooks rearry interesting~ ^o^ Maybe I shourd join Amerika-san and Doitsu-san...? ?_?-Japan suddenly wondered in a serious and slightly eerie voice, before smiling crazily. He had such a nice idea~ WWWW~-...Come to me, tentacre-san! Ret us CENSORED, CENSORED and CENSORED some monsters together~ ^.^~
He said as an army of tentacles appeared,
And one of them turned into a crawling chair,
Which Japan sat in and marched his "army" into battle...
…
Starting to do different R21 things to the poor monsters...
...
-Ayah! Riben, Bie zai gangale!-China yelled in annoyance and rage, as he somehow summoned some flying snakes and hovering blankets. -BIE ZAI GANGALE!
He yelled as he started shooting finger lasers to the monsters' knees,
While his "allies" started to bite and squeeze them bloody...
-...Everyone is having so much fun~-Russia started to sing-song happily, as he took out his "magical pipe of pain".-I should also join the fun, da...?
He said in a creepy voice,
Before starting to bash monsters bloody...
-...Eh, should we join them...?-A random non-nation person asked awkwardly, as he tried to ignore the craziness around him.-It's our fight after all, right...?
-...You are right.-Gandalf the white said in a serious voice, as he took out his sword from it's sheath.-This is our battle, not the outsiders' (No matter how crazy they are...)!
He said before yelling a battle cry,
And marching the army into battle...
...
-...Oh, pauvre vous! -France suddenly said in a sad voice, as he looked at some dead allies.-Ne tinquietes pas, frere France va vous aider!
He said as he took his clothes off,
And started to revive people with CENSORED...
...
-...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! IT'S A HUGE EVIL SHINY RED EYE GLUED TO TWO LONG STICKS!-America suddenly yelled, as he noticed the eye of Sauron judging everyone from the distance.-I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU THE HEROIC POWER OF THE AMERICAN WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He yelled happily as he shoot it with a rocket launcher,
Destroying it completely in all of his American glory!
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Everyone who was not a nation and/or high were struck speechless,
Unable to comprehend the things that recently transpired,
And wondering if they became utterly mad...