Meeting the Akatsuki
Deidara was lead into the base by the red head who hadn't said a word yet, it seemed like he was not all too keen on having the blonde meet the others. "Sasori no Danna are you alright?" Deidara asked as he had watched the puppeteer leave,
"Come along brat, you have to meet Leader-sama" Sasori said "and the others." He grumbled but was glad that he was at last home. They walked towards what seemed to be the living room, it was very very big and spacious. "Leader-sama will be here soon so in the meantime make yourself at home."
A few silent minutes passed by but was interrupted by a loud shout, that one shout of a sentence contained the most curse words that Deidara had ever heard in his life.
"Ignore it, that's just Hidan." Sasori said as he had come back in his human form.
"W-wh-when did you leave un?" Deidara asked slightly confused and the redhead just smirked.
"While you were to busy gawking at ev-"
"Yo Sasori, is that the new member?" a silver haired man asked, blood dripping off his body. Deidara just grimaced at the sight and flinched back. The redhead just nodded and lazily walked over to the couch and flopped down on it, realising a long sigh.
"You, blondie it's ritual time, lets go!" the silverette exclaimed grabbing Deidara's wrist and leading him to god knows where. Sasori watched as Hidan speed away with his blonde partner. At that moment a man with orange hair and piercings came into the room.
"Sasori where is he?" the man asked with a frown on his face,
"Ritual….Hidan" Pein sighed wondering if the blonde was going to really go along with what Hidan had in store.
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"Alright, now we shall sacrifice our bodies, our blood and our mind to Jashin!" the silver haired man boomed and stabbed his hand and fingers, letting the blood flow down like a river, Deidara screamed and tugged at his hair. "DO THE SAME FUCKTARD!" he yelled at the screaming blonde who blindly took a kunai and stabbed himself on his hand. His blood also flowed down, the screaming not ceasing. "That's it! You're finally getting into hu?" he exclaimed and drew a circle with an upside down triangle, Deidara copied and as the silver haired man stabbed himself and mutilated his body so did Deidara.
"I ACTUALLY AM!" Deidara shouted, the pain and thrill had enveloped his body.
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Everyone in the Akatsuki base heard the screams and the swearing coming from Hidan's ritual room, all of them went downstairs to the living room, knowing what time Hidan would be done.
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The door to the ritual room flung open and out came two bloody bodies, Sasori just stared at his bloodied and grinning partner who was conversing with Hidan while they walked to the living room. "Kakazu stich them up before one of them dies of blood lose." The orange haired man said with a sigh. What was this organization coming to?
Kakazu did as he was instructed,
"Well then since everyone is here, lets greet the new member! Who has joined Hidan with his religion." The man said and put Deidara on the spot light. Each member looked at him, some with approving nods.
"Is it a girl? Tobi likes girls!" the 'man' thing in the orange mask gushed
"NO, It IS NOT A GIRL, IT IS A BOY UN!" Deidara exclaimed, rather loudly and took back his hand from the semi ugly looking Akatsuki member.
"What's your name Blondie?" Hidan asked as he introduced himself with a grin.
"Deidara un" he said as he watched Kakazu stich him up.
"Well Dei, what do you think of converting over and worship Jashin?" he asked, a sly grin on his face, Deidara thought for a while. He could feel all eyes on him; he could feel everyone saying 'NO'
"Why not?" he finally said making up his mind and that was when all hell broke loose.
"WHAT YOU CAN'T!" everyone but the leader exclaimed but Deidara just smiled at them.
"Anyway, Deidara you already know your partner Akasuna no Sasori. The others are-" right as the leader was going to introduce the rest of the Akatsuki the door opened up revealing the last two members.
"Itachi!" Deidara cried out and jumped the the guy, embracing him in a hug. Everyone starred at the two, their mouths wide open. The elder smiled and pet Deidara's head, everyone blinked and rubbed there eyes making sure they were really seeing what they were seeing and not some genjutsu.
"Have you been a good boy while Kisame and I where gone?" Itachi asked sweetly to the blonde who shone brightly with enthusiasm and uned in response, earning a chuckle from him.
"WHOA! Hold up a sex, Dei why on earth are you hugging fucking Uchiha? How could you get that emo ass to show emotions?" Hidan asked, "And you bastard why are you smiling? That's just to creepy!" Hidan exclaimed.
"Well you see, while….um…." Deidara stopped, not really knowing what to say.
"Hidan leave him alone, I doubt he needs you screaming and yelling in the hosue." Itachi said protectively as he finally had Deidara let go of him.
"Ah Tobi understands! Itachi-san is the mommy and Kisame-san is the daddy to Deidara-sempai! Tobi is a good boy for figuring it out!" Tobi exclaimed and gushed with excitement that was short lived as Itachi cast a fireball jutsu at the masked man.
"Hn, well we are back." Kisame said and lead Itachi to the couch and sat down, waiting for Leader to continue.
"As I was saying, those two are Kakazu and Hidan who 'enlightened' your way. You already meet Kisame and Itachi Uchiha, he is Zetsu and that is Tobi. You may call me leader-sama or Pein-sama, I don't have an official partner but this is Konan." Pein said as he introduced the others.
"When do we get missions?" Deidara asked, he didn't have a good feeling about the leader.
"Whenever I think there is something that can benefit us, if you are bored you may go out and train. Just when you train try not to destroy or set things on fire AND DON'T ATTACK ANY VILLAGERS!" Pein said, stretching out the last part. "Well with that everyone is dismissed." Pein said and left to go to his office, the others went to their room or went to the kitchen.
Deidara went over to Itachi and Kisame who then started talking with each other, informing him of some others that had joined but then were killed by Pein for being a traitor.
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"Konan, send Deidara to my office." Pein said as he was signing paper after paper, sighing in frustration as he watched the blue haired women with the origami flower in her hair nod and then leave.
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Konan had seen how Pein had studied the blonde and was unsure if she should do as she was instructed, 'I pray you don't do anything stupid.' Konan thought to herself as she walked into the living room to get Deidar.
Meeting the Akatsuki
Deidara was lead into the base by the red head who hadn't said a word yet, it seemed like he was not all too keen on having the blonde meet the others. "Sasori no Danna are you alright?" Deidara asked as he had watched the puppeteer leave,
"Come along brat, you have to meet Leader-sama" Sasori said "and the others." He grumbled but was glad that he was at last home. They walked towards what seemed to be the living room, it was very very big and spacious. "Leader-sama will be here soon so in the meantime make yourself at home."
A few silent minutes passed by but was interrupted by a loud shout, that one shout of a sentence contained the most curse words that Deidara had ever heard in his life.
"Ignore it, that's just Hidan." Sasori said as he had come back in his human form.
"W-wh-when did you leave un?" Deidara asked slightly confused and the redhead just smirked.
"While you were to busy gawking at ev-"
"Yo Sasori, is that the new member?" a silver haired man asked, blood dripping off his body. Deidara just grimaced at the sight and flinched back. The redhead just nodded and lazily walked over to the couch and flopped down on it, realising a long sigh.
"You, blondie it's ritual time, lets go!" the silverette exclaimed grabbing Deidara's wrist and leading him to god knows where. Sasori watched as Hidan speed away with his blonde partner. At that moment a man with orange hair and piercings came into the room.
"Sasori where is he?" the man asked with a frown on his face,
"Ritual….Hidan" Pein sighed wondering if the blonde was going to really go along with what Hidan had in store.
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"Alright, now we shall sacrifice our bodies, our blood and our mind to Jashin!" the silver haired man boomed and stabbed his hand and fingers, letting the blood flow down like a river, Deidara screamed and tugged at his hair. "DO THE SAME FUCKTARD!" he yelled at the screaming blonde who blindly took a kunai and stabbed himself on his hand. His blood also flowed down, the screaming not ceasing. "That's it! You're finally getting into hu?" he exclaimed and drew a circle with an upside down triangle, Deidara copied and as the silver haired man stabbed himself and mutilated his body so did Deidara.
"I ACTUALLY AM!" Deidara shouted, the pain and thrill had enveloped his body.
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Everyone in the Akatsuki base heard the screams and the swearing coming from Hidan's ritual room, all of them went downstairs to the living room, knowing what time Hidan would be done.
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Tick
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Tock
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Tick
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Tock
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The door to the ritual room flung open and out came two bloody bodies, Sasori just stared at his bloodied and grinning partner who was conversing with Hidan while they walked to the living room. "Kakazu stich them up before one of them dies of blood lose." The orange haired man said with a sigh. What was this organization coming to?
Kakazu did as he was instructed,
"Well then since everyone is here, lets greet the new member! Who has joined Hidan with his religion." The man said and put Deidara on the spot light. Each member looked at him, some with approving nods.
"Is it a girl? Tobi likes girls!" the 'man' thing in the orange mask gushed
"NO, It IS NOT A GIRL, IT IS A BOY UN!" Deidara exclaimed, rather loudly and took back his hand from the semi ugly looking Akatsuki member.
"What's your name Blondie?" Hidan asked as he introduced himself with a grin.
"Deidara un" he said as he watched Kakazu stich him up.
"Well Dei, what do you think of converting over and worship Jashin?" he asked, a sly grin on his face, Deidara thought for a while. He could feel all eyes on him; he could feel everyone saying 'NO'
"Why not?" he finally said making up his mind and that was when all hell broke loose.
"WHAT YOU CAN'T!" everyone but the leader exclaimed but Deidara just smiled at them.
"Anyway, Deidara you already know your partner Akasuna no Sasori. The others are-" right as the leader was going to introduce the rest of the Akatsuki the door opened up revealing the last two members.
"Itachi!" Deidara cried out and jumped the the guy, embracing him in a hug. Everyone starred at the two, their mouths wide open. The elder smiled and pet Deidara's head, everyone blinked and rubbed there eyes making sure they were really seeing what they were seeing and not some genjutsu.
"Have you been a good boy while Kisame and I where gone?" Itachi asked sweetly to the blonde who shone brightly with enthusiasm and uned in response, earning a chuckle from him.
"WHOA! Hold up a sex, Dei why on earth are you hugging fucking Uchiha? How could you get that emo ass to show emotions?" Hidan asked, "And you bastard why are you smiling? That's just to creepy!" Hidan exclaimed.
"Well you see, while….um…." Deidara stopped, not really knowing what to say.
"Hidan leave him alone, I doubt he needs you screaming and yelling in the hosue." Itachi said protectively as he finally had Deidara let go of him.
"Ah Tobi understands! Itachi-san is the mommy and Kisame-san is the daddy to Deidara-sempai! Tobi is a good boy for figuring it out!" Tobi exclaimed and gushed with excitement that was short lived as Itachi cast a fireball jutsu at the masked man.
"Hn, well we are back." Kisame said and lead Itachi to the couch and sat down, waiting for Leader to continue.
"As I was saying, those two are Kakazu and Hidan who 'enlightened' your way. You already meet Kisame and Itachi Uchiha, he is Zetsu and that is Tobi. You may call me leader-sama or Pein-sama, I don't have an official partner but this is Konan." Pein said as he introduced the others.
"When do we get missions?" Deidara asked, he didn't have a good feeling about the leader.
"Whenever I think there is something that can benefit us, if you are bored you may go out and train. Just when you train try not to destroy or set things on fire AND DON'T ATTACK ANY VILLAGERS!" Pein said, stretching out the last part. "Well with that everyone is dismissed." Pein said and left to go to his office, the others went to their room or went to the kitchen.
Deidara went over to Itachi and Kisame who then started talking with each other, informing him of some others that had joined but then were killed by Pein for being a traitor.
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"Konan, send Deidara to my office." Pein said as he was signing paper after paper, sighing in frustration as he watched the blue haired women with the origami flower in her hair nod and then leave.
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Konan had seen how Pein had studied the blonde and was unsure if she should do as she was instructed, 'I pray you don't do anything stupid.' Konan thought to herself as she walked into the living room to get Deidar.