The day starts out with Dahl training the employees how to aim like a god. Jack is cooking microwave popcorn to eat while laughing at his employees failing the boot camp. Some of the employees manage to beat the boot camp, and the rest will train more tomorrow.
One of the employees who beat the test was Todd Howard, who excelled at aiming, with a blindfold. Todd gets called into the commanders office. "Son, I am Commander James Marcus, and I am proud to call you a soldier of Dahl, son." Says the Captain. Todd Salutes him, as he gives Todd his Private Badge.
Todd walks out of his office, now feeling like a new man. He goes to his bunk to sleep. He is woken up by the Captain, "WE GOT HOSTLES, GET YOUR GUN!" Todd falls out the bed, and gets his gun under the bed. Todd gets up, goes to his closet and gets his army clothes.
Todd and the Captain run out to see Combine forces advancing on the employees. They quickly find cover to ambush them. They open fire on the combine, and the employees fire too, quickly taking out the soldiers. They meet up with the Sargent who was commanding the employees.
The Sargent salutes the Captain and they agree to team up, to make a advance on the enemy. They see the Combine trying to set up a Barrecks. Todd pulls out his emergency dynamite and says, "I knew i was going to use this someday." Todd lights the dynamite and throws it at the unsuspecting Combine.
They light up like a bloody christmas tree. The Captain nods at Todd, signaling a job well done. They advance on the enemy, to see a pod that crashed through, with holes fiting the Combine soldiers.
The announcer says, "Combine forces retreating, good work guys! You get a coupon to Pizza Joes." They go to Pizza Joes, and celebreate a job well done.