Disclaimer : Ah! My goddess does not belong to me.
Ceroxon asked me if I could do a fusion version of my winter special.
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Keiichi had just left his room when Urd grabbed his arm. He asked, "Urd? What gives?"
"I came to warn you that something happened to Belldandy. Something I hope is temporary," Urd said. The worried tone in her voice fully woke up Keiichi.
"What happened and what can I do to help?" Keiichi asked.
"There's nothing you can do, except refuse her advances. Hild…" Urd said, looking away for a moment to consider her next words. "Hild fused with Belldandy."
Keiichi's next utterance was a flat, 'What."
"I'm not sure how, but they did fuse. They're currently in the kitchen, making breakfast. I don't think it's laced with anything, as that would probably make Belldandy unfuse with rage. But I do think she'll probably be more seductive towards you," Urd said looking Keiichi in the eyes. "So I know this sounds wrong coming from my mouth, but refuse her advances."
"Urd… did… did you accidentally drink one of your experimental potions again? Do I have to follow you to the toilet and hold your hair in a few moments?" Keiichi asked with genuine concern.
Urd glared at him before letting Keiichi go. She said, "Y'know what? Go see for yourself."
Urd stomped off, annoyed that her warning fell on disbelieving ears. Keiichi shrugged before he headed to the kitchen, where he saw Urd wasn't lying.
There, at the stove, was someone who was intently cooking. Their hair was long and wild-ish-looking like Hild's, yet had the four hair antenna the belonged Belldandy. They were light brown at the roots, yet platinum at the ends. The skin color was a light tan color. The figure was definitely more curvy than Belldandy's and narrow beating out Hild's figure. She wore a black jacket and a red dress.
"Who.. Who are you?" Keiichi asked, getting the woman's attention.
She turned around and Keiichi saw her face. Her right eye was was Belldandy-blue, while her left eye was Hild-purple. The facial mark on the forehead was a diamond, while the ones on the cheeks were five-pointed star. All the facial marks were purple. The expression on her face seemed to be gentle like Belldandy, yet promising mischief like Hild's.
With a very pleasant voice, she said, "Why, I'm Hildandy, Keiichi!"
Keiichi blinked before he said,"So Urd was right… Hild, why did you merge with Belldandy?"
"Total accident. I blame Mara, as she was trying to ruin things by trying to merge you with Skuld with a potion she had someone craft for her," Hildandy said as she turned back towards the oven. "Is there anything in particular that you'd like for breakfast?"
"N-no... " Keiichi said as he slowly sat down. "But is there any way you can unfuse?"
After a few moments, Hildandy said, "I did try, when I first came into being. I'd rather not talk about it, as it was painful… in a bad way. I guess Mara put in a few safeguards. So Urd is looking into it, as well as a few potionbrewers under Hild's command. I… suspect it will take longer than expected. Egos, you know?"
"Oh… Okay," Keiichi replied as Hildandy began to dole out breakfast to several plates.
"And here is your breakfast," Hildandy cheerfully said as she knelt down besides Keiichi and placed a tray of several plates of food in front of him. "Urd's in her room doing who-knows-what and Skuld's passed out from working 16 hours on a new upgrade for one of her cheerful robots. I'll be back soon, so please wait for me!"
Taking two full trays, Hildandy walked out of the room with a nice sway in her hips that caught Keiichi's attention. Within a few moments, she returned and picked up a tray of food for herself. After she sat down, both Hildandy and Keiichi said, "Itadakimasu."
Keiichi wasn't sure to be surprised or not by the fact that the food was actually just as delicious as Belldandy's.
"So you and Belldandy have a day off. Any plans for the day?" Hildandy asked before taking a bite.
"Not really. Just gonna study for my finals and check motorcycle part magazines. My beemer's doing well, but I'd like to have ideas for my dream bike," Keiichi answered. Hildandy's eyes gleamed for a moment. "I'm not sure I like that look on your face, but I at least know Urd got it from Hild, now."
"I promise that it's nothing that will put you or Belldandy in any harm, either physical or in terms of pride," Hldandy said with a gentle smile. "You can trust me on that, as I am bound by certain laws of being a Goddess first class. I cannot lie. Some things can't be overcome so easily, even with having a part of the Daimakaichō."
Keiichi wanted to argue, but Hildandy did have the same disarming smile that Belldandy had. "...Alright, I believe you, but at least tell me what's on your mind."
"I want to help you with putting your dream bike together," Hildandy calmly replied as she took another bite.
"There's no need. Designing the parts, working to have them made, and then putting them together by hand is better than asking you to make them in a snap," Keiichi said as he began to a snap of her fingers, Hildandy created a stack of papers. Keiichi asked, "What's that?"
"Oh, a few of those papers are a list of what people who will make excellent custom parts for a motorcycle for either cheap, but a long time, or expensive but quick. Another page takes into account of how long you'll have to work to get all the parts, based on the current economy and the currently projected inflation," Hildandy said in a flat tone as Keiichi picked up some papers .
"...Yikes!" Keiichi uttered as he looked the paper over. "I'm… I'm sure that I can get these parts much sooner if I work with Chihiro on a few extra special projects…"
"Possibly. There's also the risk that she might run into some hard times Then either she'll go bankrupt or some big corporation might buy her store up. In the latter, you might be able to suggest your dream bike design to an in-company committee and hope it goes through unchanged, but chances are that some advisors will change it, maybe to the point where it barely resembles your bike. Depending on the contract you sign with them, any vehicles you design while you work with the company would belong to them, even if you never planned on selling it. Contracts are a real…" Hildandy paused, as if there was a conflict within her. "... Problem like that when greed is involved."
Not wanting to look at the papers at the moment, Keiichi put them down, began to eat again, and asked, "Just why do you want to help me? What do you get out of this if I let you make the parts?"
After putting her chopsticks down and wiping her mouth, Hildandy answered as she gestured her hand towards Keiichi, "I'm merely trying to leave my mark on the world by pushing you to make your mark. You're very important to me because both my parts are very interested in you, as well as my own growing interest in you."
She then brought her hand close to her and looked at it in a slightly mournful way, "But neither of them really understood just how short time can feel. I might not be mortal, but I doubt someone like me would ever come around again after I unfuse. You understand that in a way, right?"
She then looked at Keiichi with a bright smile. "So... let's get cracking on that bike. Let's leave a mark in Motorcycle history that let's the future know that Keiichi Morisato was here. Let it show just how much Motorcycles were an important part of your life!"
Keiichi smiled a little bit, thought it seemed a bit... forced. Hildandy noticed this and said, "But don't make that decision right away. Give it a day or two."
With that, the two began to eat in silence.
When they were done, the two said, "Gochisosama."
"I shall go shop for a few things for around the house. We're running low on shampoo, soap, toilet paper, and some snacks for Urd and Skuld," Hildandy said as she took the trays and brought them to the sink.
"Oh? Need any help?" Keiichi asked.
"As much as I'd like it, I'll have to refuse. You got asked if you were cheating on Belldandy when Peorth and Urd hung around you when she was nowhere in sight. I'd rather not trouble you like that," Hildandy answered as she quickly began to clean the dishes. "Besides, You need the time to consider my offer. If you were worried about it costing you, I told you the price, that I'd be leaving my mark along with yours."
"Oh… Okay…" Keiichi muttered. He rubbed the back of his head and said, "Well, I'll be near the phone, if you need me."
He stood up as he said, "But promise me that you wouldn't do anything that Belldandy wouldn't want to, Hildandy."
" I promise that I will only do what Belldandy desires to do, Keiichi," Hildandy said with a smile at Keiichi as he left the room.
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Hildandy was on her way to the marketplace when a familiar expensive car rolled up beside her.
"So what's a beautiful woman like you walking about without someone like me beside her?" Aoshima asked.
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In Hildandy's mind, a part of Hildandy quickly searched about Belldandy's thoughts. She soon found three thoughts. One thought was the memories of the time Aoshima took Belldandy to a love hotel, another thought was how annoyed Belldandy was with Aoshima for getting in the way when she tried to be with Keiichi, and a third thought was a heavily buried desire to punish him with magic.
"Not quite lucky sevens at a slot machine, but it'll do," Hildandy said as she put the three thoughts at the forefront.
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"Well, I suppose I could do with a bit of an escort, as I am a bit new around here. Do you know any place that's fun around here?" Hildandy replied.
Aoshima grinned as he opened the passenger side door, saying, "Then come on in. I know a place where we can have a lot of fun."
So Hildandy got into the car and close the door. As expected, Aoshima took her to a love hotel. He quickly got out of the car and opened the door for Hildandy. As she got out, Aoshima grinned as he took in the sight of her swaying hips as she stood up and walked past him.
"Let's go in together, shall we?" Aoshima asked. Hildandy nodded. When they walked into the love hotel, Aoshima was surprised to see that the receptionist was disgusted and furious with him. "What?"
"A child? You… brought a child here?" The receptionist asked with such fury that Aoshima stepped back.
"She is not a child, she's an adu…" Aoshima said as he gestured to Hildandy and looked at her.
Instead of an adult woman, there stood an eleven year old Hildandy said, "He said he would show me a lot of fun here."
After opening and closing his mouth a few times, Aoshima looked at the female receptionist. She brought out a baseball bat, so Aoshima ran. He ran in and out of alleys until he stopped a few blocks away and hid behind a dumpster.
As Aoshima tried to regain his breath, he heard a familiar voice above say, "Well, that was fun."
Looking up, Aoshima saw an adult Hildandy, standing on the side of a building. He asked, "What…. Are you?"
"Oh, a beautiful woman who has wanted to do that to someone like you," Hildandy said. She pointed a finger at him as she added, "As well as this!"
A light burst forth from her finger and struck Aoshima in the crotch.
In a panic, he opened his pants and looked.
To his horror, his dick shrunk until it was barely bigger than a noodle. He looked up at Hildandy in despair as he asked, "What have you done?"
"Oh, think of it as gentlemen's reinforcement. Treat women decently and you'll back to your normal size. Relapse and back to being a noodle-dick!" Hildandy said with a chuckle.
"That's… You're… What… It's not your place to punish me! I'll get my revenge!" Aoshima shrieked as he put back on his pants.
"Try it. See who believes you. See if I'll punish you for trying to get revenge on me or for trying to ruin my privacy," Hildandy cooed as she turned around and walked up the building.
Aoshima hit the dumpster with his fist before he walked out of the alley, trying to think of a way to get his car without the love hotel receptionist attacking him or getting arrested.
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Some time later, Hildandy walked back into the Temple with a load of groceries. Keiichi had waited near the front door and took the groceries, allowing Hildandy to take off her shoes.
He asked, "So did everything go well, Hildandy?"
"As I promised, I only did as Belldandy desired," Hildandy answered with a smile.
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Notes from HotelKatz : Aoshima's punishments were thought up by the Goddess Relief Office forum's Imaginos1892 (who thought up the tiny pecker one), and Vanagandr ( who thought up the child one).
Vanagandr was also the one to create Hildandy's appearance and even created a picture of her.
Ceroxon was the one to think Hildandy up, though their version was more… S&M, but only with Keiichi.
Imaginos1892 thought the scene in the alley ended way too easily and wrote a poissble alternative. Worldbringer of Joseun thought Imaginos1892's Hildandy was a bit too OoC compared to the rest of the chapter. So they wrote their version. So I included both as Omakes!
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Here's Imaginos1892's version
HildDandy turned away from the seething playboy with a sinister, gloating chuckle.
That was more than Aoshima could take. "I'll get you for this, you bitch! You haven't heard the last of Toshiyuki Aoshima! I'll see you—"
HildDandy spun around with inhuman speed. Her right eye lit up with blue fire, while her left eye blazed an even brighter red. She spread her arms out, raising her hands to about eye-level, palms-up, fingers partly open. A ball of searing plasma gathered over each hand, and lightning arced between them, sputtering and crackling. Stray sparks snapped about in every direction. Her voice rang out, almost entirely Hild's, thunderous and beautiful, charged with all the scorn and hauteur of the Empress of Hell, who'd destroyed every enemy, crushed all opposition, triumphed over all of her rivals for three hundred thousand years. "You want a piece of ME, monkey-boy? Come get some!"
Aoshima screamed, stumbled back and fell on his ass. He scrabbled back into the corner between wall and dumpster and, unable to retreat any farther from that terrifying apparition, fainted.
She glared down at the pitiful wretch for a few seconds, then snuffed out the plasma balls and chuckled. "Maybe I overdid it, just a bit?" she said in a voice that was mostly Belldandy's. Then she consulted her Hild memories, shook her head and observed, "Naaah, I had to deal with assholes like that all the time, back home. You have to be…firm. Put 'em in their place, or they'll never stop annoying you."
She looked up and down the alley, but nobody seemed interested in investigating the brief disturbance. With equal parts of Belldandy's and Hild's voices she said cheerily, "Time to go. Wouldn't want Keiichi to worry because I took too long to do the shopping."
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And here is Worldbringer of Joseun's version.
"That's... You're... What... It's not your place to punish me! I'll get my revenge!" Aoshima shrieked as he put back on his pants.
"Try it. See who believes you. See if I'll punish you for trying to get revenge on me or for trying to ruin my privacy," Hildandy cooed as she turned around and walked up the building.
"I'll get you for this!" He yelled, shaking his fist at the woman two stories above him. "My lawyers will get you!"
Hildandy stopped and turned around.
"Your lawyers?" She laughed. "And who will you tell them to sue? You didn't ask for my name! And I choose not to give it. I only have to tell the truth, not answer every question.
"Besides, my lawyers are better. It will just cost you money and bring negative publicity to yourself and your company, costing your employees their job. And then I will punish you even further," she added with a glare at the man below her before she whirled around and flew up past the top of the building.
Aoshima hit the dumpster with his fist, wincing as the pain traveled up his arm to his brain, before he walked out of the alley, trying to think of a way to get his car without the love hotel receptionist attacking him or getting arrested.
But he will get her! He will get that woman who dared to judge him, who arrogantly presumed to emasculate him! He'll get his revenge or his name is not Toshiyuki Aoshima!