Disclaimer : Ah! My goddess does not belong to me.

Ceroxon asked me if I could do a fusion version of my winter special.

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In the temple's guest room, Peorth was pouring over some of Skuld's manga and Urd's women's magazines.

"There has to be some way to grant Keiichi a wish that would prove my superiority over Belldandy… but how?" Peorth asked herself. "Dinner and a movie? A trip to a park?"

"What about getting him drunk and then letting him make his wish?" a voice asked.

"That is alors vulgaire. I am a lady of haute culture," Peorth answered as she flipped the next page.

"Oh? The way you threw yourself at Keiichi with those clothes on makes me think that there could actually be such a thing as a divine prostitute," The voice continued. "I may just have to make a few phone calls."

Seething, Peorth muttered "sacre mird," under her breath, then, as she was slowly turning to face this new annoyance, she let loose with a tirade. "I am Peorth, Goddess first class, second category, unlimited license. Just who… do… you… eep!"

Hild cheerfully smiled as she said, "Why, I like to think of myself as Hild, Daimakaichō! And guess what? I'm here to help you!"

"H-how?" Peorth asked, trying to hide her fear with only limited success.

"I promise that I will do everything I can to help you get one over on Belldandy," Hild assured.

That got her attention. Peorth's fear gave way to a wolfish grin as she replied, "I'm listening."

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As he tried to pour over his books for college, Keiichi muttered to himself, "What kind of wish should I ask of Peorth? Make sure motorcycles never go out of style? Help me find a great gift for Belldandy?"

"A wish for someone as unlucky as you is meant to either help your situation or to allow you a chance to be selfish without any consequences, Keiichi," A seductive voice purred, sounding a little bit like Peorth.

"Who are you?" Keiichi asked as he turned around.

Standing in his room was someone who looked like she could be Urd's sister. Her hair was similar to Peorth's, but had about four or six little ponytails of platinum hair sticking out the side of her head. She wore a dress that was cut deeply to reveal her cleavage all the way down to her navel, with undergarments that resembled Peorth's official Goddess attire.

"Why, I'm Hildorth! A fusion of Peorth and… well, Hild," The woman said with a smile. "As for who Hild is, she's Urd's mom!"

"Oh… wonder why Urd never spoke of you.. Er, her, Or do you still count as Hild in a way?" Keiichi stammered.

Hildorth quickly hugged Keiichi's head to her bosom as she said, "Heh, you're cute. No wonder my little girl likes you!"

Carrying a advertisement for a new brand of sake, Urd stepped into Keiichi's room and said, "Hey, K-1! Anything I can do for you, so you can buy me this- Hild! What are you doing…"

Urd paused before pointing at Hildorth and said, "Wait. Why do you look so... off?"

"Hild and Peorth fused into me, Hildorth! So now I'm in charge of Keiichi's newest wish!" Hildorth answered as she looked back at Urd and let Keiichi go.

After a few moments to let Keiichi get his breath back, Urd ordered, "Keiichi, wish for her to unfuse. Right now."

Unsure of why, Keiichi looked at Hildorth and said, "I… wish for you to unfuse, Hildorth."

"Sorry, but that's not one of the approved wishes!" Hildorth said with a chuckle as she walked around Keiichi.

"What the hell are you talking about? You're part goddess! A wish-granting goddess! You HAVE to grant that wish!" Urd yelled, making Skuld and Belldandy run to her side.

"And Hild allows me enough credentials to limit what kind of wishes Keiichi can wish for," Hildorth said in a calming tone.

"That's not possible. Hild does not have any power in Yggdrasil!," Urd said through gritted teeth.

"You'd be surprised with what you can find within the deepest part of any system," Hildorth replied, readying a shield spell.

"Hild? Had I known you were going to visit, I would have prepared another setting at the dinner table." Belldandy said, noticing that Hildorth was placing herself between Urd and Keiichi and was about to use a magic shield.

"Oh, no need. Hild fused with Peorth, so you should have enough for everyone." the fusion said with a wave of her hand.

"So what wishes am I allowed to wish for?" Keiichi asked.

Hildorth looked at him and said, "Not knowing until you wish will make it more fun for you, Keiichi!"

"That's… really not fair," Keiichi replied.

"Neither is the fact that the Universe loves Belldandy enough that it will stack everything in your favor to win, just to make her smile, but who's complaining about that?" Hildorth remarked with a shrug.

With a look of shock, Keiichi uttered, "What?"

"I call bullshit! No way can that happen!" Urd growled.

"Banpei wasn't supposed to gain feelings for Belldandy, but he did anyways," Hildorth crowed. "Besides, if anything can have a soul, why not the Universe or existence itself? What's to prevent it from falling in love with Belldandy as well?"

As Keiichi turned to face Belldandy, she pleaded, "Keiichi… if what Hildorth said is the case, I will ask the Daitenkaicho to stop that unfair advantage. Please believe me when I say this, but I am horrified by the possibility that even one of my victories could truly have gone unearned."

Unsure of what to say, Keiichi merely nodded.

"...I'm gonna be serious here, but I was expecting Hildorth to try using her big boobs to hypnotize Keiichi," Skuld remarked with a frown. "Not this psycho mumbo-jumbo to make everyone liking Big Sis seem wrong."

"Y'know what, Skuld? You're a genius!" Hildorth cheered as she grabbed Keiichi's head with one hand and once again shoved him into her bosom. "Let Mama Hildorth cheer you up, Keiichi!"

"Yeah, great idea, Skuld," Urd grumbled as Skuld looked away, ashamed of her idle remark. Then she ordered, "Let him go, Hildorth."

"Not until I have him under Boob-nosis! It won't take long. I should have the best bosom in Heaven and Hell!" Hildorth cooed as Keiichi struggled to free himself.

"Oh, so what do I have?" Urd asked, twitching a little out of anger.

"Second best," Hildorth answered with a grin.

"Oh that's it!" Urd growled as she formed Urdbolts.

Hildorth's free hand fired a plant seed that exploded into a mess of vines that tied up Urd. As the Norn of the past grunted and tried to free herself, Hildorth mused, "What a temper, Urd. Maybe I should make one of the possible wishes for Keiichi be that he, you, Belldandy, and I spend a night as lovers?"

Seeing that Belldandy was glaring at her, Hildorth said, "Kidding! I'm kidding!"

As Belldandy began to calm down, Hildorth thought, 'For the most part anyways.'

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Notes from HotelKatz :

Xindran of the Goddess Relief Office was a great source of help with this chapter.