Disclaimer : Ah! My goddess does not belong to me.

Ceroxon asked me if I could do a fusion version of my winter special.

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Keiichi walked into the auto club, having received a call for some assistance from Sora. 'A bit odd that I'm the only one here, but I guess it's still probably something Auto-Club related.'

Half-entering the building, he was surprised to see that it was so dark inside. Keiichi called out, "Sora? It's me, Keiichi!"

"So good that you arrived," a voice that sort of sounded like Sora's cooed. Then the voice seemed to spit out in disgust, "Sempai."

"Sora? What's wrong?" Keiichi asked, feeling around for the light switch. When he found it, he flipped it.

Nothing.

Even a few more flips had the same effect.

"Do come in," The sorta-Sora called out.

The door closed by itself, pushing Keiichi inside. 'I guess they finally got that door hardware they kept putting off buying,' he thought.

"Sora... What are you trying?" Keiichi muttered. A thought had occurred to Keiichi. As he gave a thumbs-up, he asked, "Are you testing out a Kimodameshi for the guys? If so, you're doing a bang-up job!"

After a few seconds, The sorta-Sora growled, "And I thought Tamiya and Otaki were dense, Morisato-Sempai."

Keiichi raised an eyebrow as he asked, "Uhm… So what are you doing then, Sora?"

A light suddenly shone on a woman in front of Keiichi.

She was as tall as Keiichi, with a dirty-Blonde Hime haircut a white headband. The woman wore a leather jacket and denim shorts, showing off her legs. Her chest was... substantial. If Keiichi had to guess, probably bigger than Belldandy's, but not Urd's. On her face was a pair of glasses, a sneer, and Mara's demonic emblem.

Keiichi gasped before he said, "Mara! Get out of Sora right now!"

"I'm not possessing her, moron! We've fused! I'm Sorara!" The woman cackled before she threw her head back and laughed.

"Uhm… why fuse with Sora? Keiichi asked, feeling a little confused.

Sorara looked at Keiichi with an incredulous glare before she hissed, "Why?... Why?! Why not?!"

After a moment if insight, Keiichi pointed at her chest and accused, "You took advantage of her insecurities, didn't you!?"

The Fusion looked like like she was ready to kill and cry all at once "S-shut up! You're stupid and you're gonna lose, Morisato-Sempai! I know all of your weaknesses, thanks to Sora being so observant, and now, thanks to Mara, I have all the power to exploit them!" She went on, "And you! When I'm done with you…" Sorara ranted. Then she gave off an evil sneer, "You'll be like a puppy licking my boot when Belldandy 'tries' to save you!"

Pointing behind Sorara, Keiichi cried out, "What's that!?"

Looking behind herself, Sorara asked in a confused panic, "What? What am I seeing, Morisato-sempai?" before hearing a loud thud.

When she looked back, Sorara saw Keiichi had slammed himself against the door. With an annoyed look on her face, she asked, "Don't you remember? The door pushed you in here, didn't it?" She then explained, "Well, it's magically controlled, so that means you can't open it, either."

"Oh… I… uh… " Keiichi stammered. Putting a hand behind his head, he laughed, "I guess I'm so hungry I can't think straight! Ha ha!"

Sorara opened her mouth, only to get interupted by her own stomach growling.

"Guess that means you missed lunch too! Let's head to the temple! I'm sure Belldandy will be making something delicious!" Keiichi said with a smile.

"I'm not that stupid. I know they'll put a stop to my schemes the moment I show up!" Sorara spat out, forming orbs of lightning in her hands. "So let's get started on your obedience training!"

Sorara's stomach growled once more, causing her to look down and yell, "Shut up, stomach! Man, both Sora and Mara need to eat more."

Silently grabbing a box of roll pins, Keiichi asked, "Sora skips meals, too?"

With a sigh, Sorara groaned, "Yeah, she skips meals because she doesn't want to risk getting an ounce of fat. But we're getting off track, my lit-tle pup-py!" She all but spat out the last few words.

Just as Sorara looked up at Keiichi and took a step forwards, Keiichi dumped the entire box of roll pins out at her feet.

"Woah! Woah! Woah!" Sorara cried out, slipping on the roll pins and falling forward towards Keiichi. Eventually, She grabbed onto something to stabilize herself… only to slip and land on her face, taking whatever she had her hands on with her. As she slowly stood up, Sorara growled, "Morisato-Sempai… I'm gonna kil-Kil…"

Sorara was trying to get back on her feet when she stopped dead in her tracks, blushed hard enough for blood to trickle from her nose, and then passed out cold from the shock. Being joined with Sora had it's disadvantages as well.

Keiichi took a deep breath as he pulled up his pants. He didn't even want to imagine what would happen if Belldandy found out about this, let alone Urd.

-o-

As Sora woke up, she saw she was in the temple. Noticing that Urd was sitting by her and was painting her fingernails, Sora asked, "What the… How did I get here?"

"A demon fused with you," Urd answered, still painting Sora's fingernails. "I'd like a chance to fuse with you to see if they left any traps inside you, and remove them if there are any."

"Fuse… what are you talking about?" Sora asked.

"You'd get bigger boobs while we're fused," Urd replied.

"I'm sold," Sora quickly said, with an odd sense of déjà vu.

-o-

After a few moments, a different woman walked out of the room.

Her figure was a bit taller than Sora's, but her three measurements were about the same size as Urd's.

Her hair was short and wild, with the color of dirty platinum. She wore a dark purple skirt, a white tank top, and a blue denim jacket. The glasses she wore were set in a pair of rather small cat eye frames. Her eyes were brown.

"I think I'll call myself… Sorad!" The fused woman said to herself. She then loudly said, "I'm going out, everybody!"

Moments after she left the temple, Keiichi walked into the empty room, saying, "Urd, Sora! Belldandy got Mara to talk. There's no traps of any… Urd? Sora?"

-o-

Sorad felt very giddy as she walked through town, enjoying all the attention she got.

'This… is… so… Perfect!' Sora thought, Sorad's grin wide enough to nearly split her face in half.

'Yeeeahh, perfect,' Urd muttered as she rolled her eyes in sorad's head.

"What's wrong?" Sorad asked.

Before Urd could answer, a smarmy voice answered, "What wrong is that you're not in my arms, you goddess of a woman!"

Looking back, Sorad uttered with glee, "Aoshima!"

'And now the slog,' Urd muttered.

"I'm glad news of me has reached you. All good, I hope?" Aoshima asked as he grabbed Sorad's hand and kissed it.

'I'm so gonna scrub that hand with a brillo pad,' Urd thought. Sora was too distracted to notice.

"Oh, It's good. As good as you are," Sorad cooed as Aoshima put an arm around her.

"Then let's go on a date," Aoshima replied, taking a moment to grope Sorad's rear end.

'That… That could've been an accident…' Sora thought with a touch of worry.

Urd said nothing, though thoughts of rotary stripping brushes and vats of perchloric acid danced in her head. It was painfully obvious that Sora needed to see this idiot for who he really was. With those thoughts carefully hidden away from Sorad's conglomerate mind, Urd had prepared herself to take over the fusion if she needed to. She knew that whatever happened, her timing had to be perfect, or the headache she was about to put herself through this evening would be for nothing.

-o-

Aoshima took Sorad to an expensive restaurant.

Urd resisted the urge to gag as Aoshima droned on. Whether he was bragging about himself or pouring out his repertoire of empty compliments over Sorad's appearance, it was all just a sad collection of clichés trying to pass itself off as a conversation.

"Excuse me for a moment, but I have to go powder my nose," Urd said with Sorad's voice.

"Don't take too long," Aoshima replied. After Sorad was out of sight, Aoshima poured some powder in Sorad's drink.

-o-

"Urd! What are you doing?" Sora asked as she stared in a mirror.

"I take it you haven't noticed he hasn't asked for your name yet… or... ever," the reflection of Sorad asked with Urd's voice.

"I'm sure it slipped his mind," Sora answered.

"Not one of his complements were about these," Urd asked, pointing at the glasses. "Hell, I'm sure- No, I KNOW his attention was purely on these girls!"

Looking away from the reflection of Sorad groping her own bosom, Sora said, "He's not as bad as he seems! I'm sure of it!"

"He's the kinda guy that's been raised to think that ladies like us could only want him for his fortune. I guarantee he couldn't be bothered to see you as a person. Come to think of it, I doubt he even sees other guys as people, either," Urd replied. "But go ahead. Go back to your 'date', if you can even call it that."

Sorad walked out with a huff.

When she sat down, Sorad picked up her drink, and was about to drink it… before she sniffed it.

Aoshima looked at her with amusement… until Sorad put down her drink and dipped a finger in it.

Pulling her finger out, Sorad saw that her fingernail was now a different color. Sora, being connected to Urd's mind, immediately knew what it meant. Urd took over without any resistance, her eyes changing to a furiously luminescent gold. She held that fingernail, with its proof, up to Aoshima's face, and with a voice that could made a glacier shiver, she demanded, "Why is there a date rape drug in my drink?". Without missing a beat, she sent a mental control signal to the bouncers at the front door, who, without really knowing why, began rushing over to the booth where they were.

"Drug? What are you talking about? Aoshima asked, losing his confidence. He made a show of looking around in mock fury. Sorad quickly placed a spell on the drink while Aoshima attempted to continue his innocent act, "I should sue this restaurant for trying to ruin our-"

Sorad splashed Aoshima with the drugged drink as the two bouncers closed in on their table. She asked, with a hint of a command voice "If these two nice gentlemen were to frisk you or check under the table, wouldn't they find some sort of package with the remains of an illicit substance in it?"

"Erhm.. I should lea-" Aoshima began before he was lifted up in the air by the guards. "Eep!"

-o-

Some time later…

Urd and Sora were at a park, merely watching a pond.

"So…" Urd began, trying to find some proper words to say.

"I was nearly raped. WE were nearly raped. By Aoshima. I thought…. I thought he was a gentle-," Sora began, tearing up.

"But we weren't. So at worst, nothing happened, and at best, you found out exactly what kind of scum he is. On the positive side he's been banned from that restaurant, and word will spread, ruining not just his dating life, but eventually him as well," Urd said.

"What was in that spell you put in the drink?" Sora quietly asked.

"It'll make his dick shrink every time he even thinks of looking at a woman," Urd answered with a wicked grin worthy of her Mother.

"Will it grow back to his normal size?" Sora asked.

After a moment, Urd asked, "Grow back?"

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Note: A Kimodameshi is test of courage. Sort of like an outdoor haunted house thing made for kids by adults and teenagers, where the kids usually complete a task of sorts in a prearranged area after dark, and needs to be completed by either a certain time, or before dawn.