Disclaimer : Ah! My goddess does not belong to me.
Ceroxon asked me if I could do a fusion version of my winter special.
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Keiichi and Urd were heading home. Urd had won a year's supply of booze from a contest and was walking ahead of Keiichi.
Keiichi wanted to argue that using magic to force the results was cheating, but he didn't feel like getting electrocuted again.
As he wheeled the dolly carrying the goddess's winnings, Keiichi asked, "Urd, Where are you going to store all of this?"
"Well, I was thinking of splitting it between my room, the storage room, the kitchen, and little hidey holes all around the temple. Hell, I might as well as be generous and give about… three-no, two to the auto club," Urd answered, holding a single bag that held three bottles.
When Keiichi didn't reply with his expected sarcastic "Gee, how generous", Urd looked back and asked, "Keiichi?"
No one was holding the dolly, so Urd quickly stopped it from rolling. She looked around and asked, "Keiichi? Where are you?"
"He's (Hic) up here!" A voice called out.
Urd looked up and saw a woman floating in the air with her arm wrapped around a bound and panicking Keiichi like he was a rolled up carpet. He was unable to speak because of some rope in his mouth.
She had fair skin with red demon marks on her face. Her hair was long and wild. The top of the hair was black, but became blonde as it trailed downward. The woman's wore a red business coat and a black miniskirt.
Urd couldn't quite tell if the woman wore anything under the coat. With the blush on the woman's face and the slight sway, Urd knew the demoness was drunk.
"Alright, I'm guessing you're trying to compete with Mara in separating Keiichi and Belldandy. Not gonna lie, but you're better off giving up. Preferably right now," Urd ordered.
"Wah ha ha ha! I am Marayoko! A fus(Hic) A fusion of Sayoko and Mara," The woman replied. "And I will not only separate Keiichi and Belldandy, but return you home to mommy!"
"Oh. So I get to hit two birds in one body, eh, Marayoko?" Urd asked, placing the bag on the dolly of booze. "And I hate to break it to you, but I'm not going to Niflheim with you, but do give Her my regards."
"No! That's not my name! I told you that it's Sayara!" Marayoko announced.
Urd paused for a moment and asked, "Erm, what?"
"And I'm not bring(Hic) you home, but I'm gonna make Keiichi mine, just to probe(Hic), I mean prove to Belldandy that I am the queen, not her!" Sayara called out.
Urd rubbed the side of her head in confusion as she asked, "Uh… whoever you are, was both of your fusionees drunk before you combined? I only ask because Keiichi doesn't do drunk chicks."
"No, I am not drunk! and I am Moroyoko (Hic) and I don't care about Keiichi! Once I separ(Hic)sepa… split him and Bellbitch, He'll be a lonely wizard!" The fusion cackled before she hiccuped and covered her mouth, as if to prevent herself from puking. "Alright, maybe I am a little drink, I mean Drunk."
"...How can Keiichi become a Wizard?" Urd asked. Her forehead scrunched as she became more confused. 'He isn't registered with the Human-Use Subsystem, is he?' Urd thought, trying to work it out in her head, '...but that would make him a Sorcerer... Huh, there's an idea,' Urd truly surprised herself.
"It's Japanese intar(Hic) Inter(Hic) onlane slang for a thirty year old virgininty, not en(Hic) enga(Hic) having sex even once!" Moroyoko explained.
"Sounds like a stupid internet meme, if you ask me. I've never heard of that before. Are you sure you got it right?" Urd asked. She glanced at her booze stockpile and continued, "Just out of curiosity, what brand did you girls drink? Whatever it is, I'd like to avoid it," 'at all costs.'
"I don't need your pity, Urd! Imma stealing your sister's boyfriend and framing you fo(Hic) for… I need a moment," Moroyoko uttered as she turned absolutely green in the gills, before throwing Keiichi a few feet behind her and…
"NO! NOT MY BOOZE!" Urd cried out as demonic vomit melted all the metal and glass alcohol containers. Charging up a pair of Urdbolts and glaring at the fusion, Urd growled, "Alright, No more miss nice goddess!"
So Urd threw the UrdBolts, one after the other.
However, Moroyoko held one hand up high before pointing at the ground while thrusting her hips from side to side. When she raised her hand, she knocked the UrdBolt into the sky. The fusion did the same with the second UrdBolt.
Urd briefly lost her anger and muttered,"The Disco Finger? You deflected my Urdbolts with something from Saturday Night Fever?!"
As Urd put back on her gameface, she growled, "Peorth and Skuld must never learn of this, ever."
So Urd rushed at the fusion with one of her arms stretched out to clothesline the disco dancer. Alas, Urd slipped on some vomit and tried to correct herself. She bent forward and her clotheslining arm moved forward, winding up punching Moroyoko in her stomach.
"Oh, shi-" Urd uttered right before Moroyoko puked once more.
Moroyoko looked at Urd and sniffed. She then covered her nose and said, "Piiiu! You smell!"
As her clothes began to dissolve, Urd's face became pockmarked with anger veins. With enough volume to reach the Temple, Urd bellowed, "You…! You! You no-good, stupid, rotten, skanky dirty lopsided fusion! Your name should be Moron-Yoko!"
With a hazy glare of her own, Moroyoko replied, "Hey! I tol(Hic) Told you before. That is not my name. It's-"
Not wanting to hear yet another word, Urd uppercutted the fusion with as much force as she could at the moment.
As the fusion flew into the sky, she cried out, "It's Sayonara, bitch!"
As Sayara shrunk into a dot in the sky, Urd glared for a few moments before falling to her knees and weeping at the sight of spilled alcohol, melted glass bottles, and dissolving metal cans."Oh, my lovely babies! I never got a chance to enjoy you. You left me before your time!"
Keiichi let out some angry grunts, his mouth still gagged with rope. Urd looked at him and calmly said, "Oh… you're still here. I guess I should untie you, but first…"
Urd turned back towards the ruin before her, brought her hands together and spoke in words from a language he couldn't hope to identify. If nothing else, it was at least obvious that it was some sort of funerary rite.
When she had finished, Urd stood up and sauntered over to a beet-red Keiichi, whose eyes had been glued to Urd's naked form. The Norn got down on one knee and said, "I just thought of a way to keep all of us all well-stocked in everything we'd need to stay powered-up. Wanna hear it?"
Keiichi's eyes rolled into the back of his head. As he lost consciousness, Urd noticed that his nose was bleeding a little as well.
Finally realizing what had happened, she only said "Oops," and summoned a new set of clothes.
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On top of the clown statue at the abandoned arcade, Chibi-Hild was sitting and looking around when she saw something rocket away in the distance. Briefly enhancing her eyesight, she saw that it kind of looked like Mara. As she shook her head, Chibi-Hild sighed, "Looks like I have to drag you back home again, Mara-chan."
So she flew in the general direction where Mara flew. When Chibi-Hild heard a crash, she shrugged and muttered, "Huh. Must be blind drunk, then."
Flying down where Mara has crashed, Chibi-Hild saw that that Mara had crashed into a pile of trash cans and her legs were sticking out.
"Mara. Get up," Chibi-Hild ordered. After a few moments, she shook her head and said, "Looks like you knocked yourself out again…" She then grabbed one of her legs.
After pulling Mara out, Chibi-Hild muttered with some surprise, "Oh… a fusion. Been awhile since I've seen one of those. Looks like… Sayoko, that girl Mara made a few deals with."
After carrying the fusion back to the Arcade, Chibi-Hild stripped the fusion out of her clothes and then put her in one of Mara's coffins… but not before placing about a dozen different types of sex toys nearby. As she walked away, Chibi-Hild chuckled, "I wonder how long before she unfuses and wakes up?"
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Notes from HotelKatz : A thanks to the Goddess Relief Office forums for the help with this chapter