This chapter was written by the Goddess Relief Office forum's Wordbringer of Joseun.
Cross-over: Skuldandy sequel
The two girls stared at each other.
Skuldandy and Urdandy knew that this shouldn't have happened. But then again, Skuld's power booster shouldn't have fused Belldandy and Skuld together either. Even if it had been a few wires, it would have had to try to boost power by running power into a goddess and then taking that power and using to run the device and stockpile it, maximizing the goddess's power recovery rate and reducing power leakage while adding external power. But if the wrong wires resulted in the identity profiles being messed up and instead tried to run the attributes instead of power of one goddess into a different goddess...
Skuldandy winced as her combined minds finally understood why and how things had gone wrong.
And then blinked as she realized that she had winced and moved without deliberation between her two component goddesses.
"Oh!" Skuldandy clapped her hands together with a big smile.
The fusion was complete now! Instead of having one body and two minds, Skuldandy was now one body and one mind. No more difficulties in talking or moving!
She felt so relieved! It had been horrible to be unable to walk or even move her eyes without mentally communicating beforehand.
"What?" Urdandy said, curious as to what just caused her sister, her only sister now come to think of it, to be happy.
Most fusions were acts of desperation or accident, accident being the usual reason.
But this fusion was getting complex. First, Skuld and Belldandy fused imperfectly.
And then Urd's potion failed to account for the correct method of fusion. Instead it had tried to correct a different method of imperfect fusion.
But like a medicine targeting the wrong disease, it hadn't been effective.
And as a result, Belldandy had split in two before one half had refused with Skuld and the other had fused with Urd.
Which Urd hadn't been expecting else she wouldn't have been hovering over her incapacitated sister so closely.
Honestly, if anyone could have split into two and fused with her sisters, it should have been Urd.
Although, thinking of a Skuurd instead of a Skuldandy, maybe it was better this way...
But now that that first treatment to separate Skuldandy back into Skuld and Belldandy had failed, they needed to start all over.
"The fusion's complete!" Skuldandy beamed in joy. "And I also know how it went wrong!"
"Really? That's great!" Keiichi exclaimed in relief from where he was sitting.
The two goddesses shifted their head to the mortal in the room.
In the shock of the fusion, both goddesses had forgotten about Keiichi.
And now they remembered him.
"Keiichi!" Urdandy exclaimed as she flew across the room to hug her love, burying her face into his shoulder and inhaling appreciatively. "I'm so glad to see you!"
"Urd!" Skuldandy protested as she reached down her dress (she had cleavage!) pulled out a Skuld-bomb before realizing how close the bomb blast would be to her beloved Keiichi.
"Urd!" Keiichi blushed in embarrassment and mortification at the provocatively dressed goddess hugged him tightly, pressing her chest into his.
"It's Urdandy now!" Urdandy exclaimed. "The best of Belldandy and Urd! All the love you need in one little package!"
"Well, not so little if you would like to see~" she finished in a sing-song voice after she glanced down at her bosom before squishing it again against Keiichi.
"Get off of him!" Skuldandy grabbed a hold of Urdandy's arm and tried to wedge herself between the two, bomb back down her dress.
The result was that her adult chest joined Urdandy's in being pressed and rubbing against a very flustered Keiichi, who was nearly flat on the ground from suddenly supporting the weight of the goddesses.
"Keiichi doesn't mind, do you Ke-i-i-chi?" Urdandy cooed as she walked a hand down Keiichi's arm.
"Yes, he does!" Skuldandy forcefully rebutted as she squirmed tighter and tighter against the hug, trying to push Urd away from her love. "It is inappropriate! Don't be such a pervert, Urdandy!"
"Well, it is only perverted if it doesn't happen between two people in love~" Urdandy hummed as she was pushed back from Keiichi.
Until she grabbed Keiichi's upper arm and hugged it between her breasts, into the valley partially revealed by her dress that was only slightly less daring and low-cut than her usual purple dress.
"Well, he loves me!" Skuldandy retorted as she grabbed Keiichi's lower arm before nestling her beloved's arm between her mounds garbed in green fabric. "And he won't do it with you!"
"When you get older, you'll understand," Urdandy said, happiness flushing her features as her eyes roved over Keiichi's face.
"I am older!" Burst out of Skuldandy's throat as she pushed her chest out, displaying her womanly marks of adulthood.
Keiichi's face was beet red by this point. Neither of the two fusioned goddesses lying on top of him were exactly restraining themselves and both were gorgeous enough to make any man happy.
He was used to Skuld and Urd getting into arguments and fights.
Not quite so used to the two getting into a catfight over him.
And there was no Belldandy to settle them down.
Or rather, Belldandy was the reason why they were so rattled up.
Her love for him was split across both sisters and none of the three goddesses were interested in sharing.
Author's Note. Well, that was a fusion cross-over of chapter 8 and chapter 15. Only, the Belldandy influence is lessened across the goddesses as only half of her is fused with each sister. Enough to cause Skuld to not throw a bomb at Urd out of worry about Keiichi. And enough to make Urd very affectionate to Keiichi.
But otherwise, it is two goddesses in love with Keiichi with the dominating aspects of their personality being Skuld and Urd. They'll display affection similar to how Skuld and Urd will if with a bit of Belldandy's influence thrown in.
But that might be more worrying...
The phone rang.
"I'll get it!" Keiichi exclaimed as he crawled and fought his way free of the two loving goddesses.
They let him go reluctantly, glaring at one another.
As soon as Keiichi opened the door to the hall where they kept the phone, Skuldandy's arm flashed down her dress bringing up a handful of Skuld bombs.
Urdandy's hand flashed as blue and purple lightning coiled into a ball over it.
Both goddesses prepared wind spells in their off-hand.
"There can only be one goddess for Keiichi," they said, perfectly in synch as Keiichi escaped out of the room.
"Phew," he muttered as he politely shut the door behind him. "Saved by the bell."
Thunder, explosions, and wind suddenly roared, probably tearing out the wall and ceiling as Urdandy and Skuldandy competed.
The phone rang again.
"Better see who that is," Keiichi said, worry edging his tone as the phone continued to ring. He had a bad feeling about this.
He supposed it was due to the two loving goddesses behind him and he did have an odd feeling about that, but he somehow knew that the main part of the bad feeling was about that phone call.
He stopped and regarded the phone. No blinking lights, no ominous music, not that anyone would be able to hear ominous background music over the sound of Skuldandy and Urdandy's clash. Nothing to give any reason behind his bad feeling.
"Well, nothing for it but to take the plunge," he muttered before reaching out to the phone.
"Hello?" he asked, fully prepared to jump backwards if some goddess decided to come out of the phone.
What? About the only way things could get worse now would be if a third goddess or a demon came in to join the fray.
"IT IS I," a loud voice proclaimed through the phone.
Keiichi paused. "Um, sorry but I don't know who you are?"
"MY APOLOGIES, KEIICHI MORISATO. IT IS I, TYR, THE ALMIGHTY AND FATHER OF THE NOW TWO GODDESSES RESIDING AT YOUR HOUSE," The strong male voice expounded.
"Oh," Keiichi said, mind blank.
This wasn't how he expected his first introduction to Belldandy's father to go.
"I AM CALLING TO EXPRESS MY CONDOLENCES," Tyr ominously explained.
"What do you mean?" Keiichi said, fully alarmed by the phrase as his ominous feeling became justified.
Was Belldandy and her sisters going to be withdrawn? Was his wish now invalidated? Was a new emergency about to descend upon his house?
Was it now impossible to unfuse Belldandy from her sisters!?
"I HAVE BEEN KEPT UP TO DATE ON THE SITUATION REGARDING SKULDANDY SINCE LIND REPORTED IT AS A REASON TO USE THE GATE TO TRAVEL TO YOUR HOME," the Daitenkaicho continued. That made sense. Lind would have filled out any regulation paperwork to use the Gate before coming on through. "AND I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN MADE AWARE OF THE FISSION OF BELLANDY AND HER SUBSEQUENT FUSION TO BOTH SKULD AND URD."
A pause.
"MY CONDOLENCES FOR BEING TRAPPED BETWEEN TWO WOMEN SO MUCH LIKE THEIR MOTHERS."
Keiichi's mind halted.
"Huh?"
"RIGHT NOW, SKULDANDY'S PERSONALITY IS VERY SIMILAR TO HER MOTHER'S, ANSUZ. URDANDY IS A MORE BENIGN BUT VERY SIMILAR TO HILD'S PERSONALITY," Tyr explained, a tone of commiseration in his voice. "THE READINGS ON THEIR SOULS AS YGGDRASIL JUST SENT TO ME INDICATES A RESPECTIVE SIMILARITY OVER 95% TO A YOUNG ANSUZ AND HILD."
"I thought that Hild was a demoness?" Keiichi asked, bewildered at how Yggdrasil would have a record of the Daimokaicho's soul.
"DURING THE SHORT TIME THAT HILD WAS A GODDESS, THE SAME TIME FRAME IN WHICH URD WAS CONCEIVED," the father of the three goddesses who had been staying with KeiIchi, answered. "YGGDRASIL GOT READINGS ON HER SOUL AND STORED THE INFORMATION IN ITS DATABANKS. THERE ARE LIMITS AND CONSTRAINTS ON GODDESSES AND GODS AND THOSE WHO INTERACT WITH THEM CLOSELY. LIMITS DIFFERENT FROM THE ONES A DEMON HAS. IT WAS ONLY A SHORT TIME BUT DURING THAT TIME, GODDESS HILD'S PERSONALITY WAS MORE BENIGN THAN HER DEMONESS PERSONALITY. ASPECTS OF BOTH OF MY DAUGHTERS THAT I AM AFRAID THAT YOU WILL SOON DISCOVER AS URDANDY COMPETES WITH HER SISTER IN MANNERS REMINISCENT OF ANSUZ AND HILD'S YOUTH."
Keiichi's brow furrowed as he followed.
"Is there some reason that we can't unfuse them?" Keiichi asked desperately, moving onto the more important matter.
"YES." the answer came. "THEY ARE TOO BUSY FEUDING WITH EACH OTHER TO LET THEMSELVES CALM DOWN LONG ENOUGH FOR ANYONE TO UNFUSE THEM. JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHERS WERE BACK WHEN WE WERE COURTING AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO I WAS MORE IN LOVE WITH. BACK THEN, THE ONLY WAY TO CALM THEM DOWN WAS FOR ME TO GET BETWEEN THE TWO."
The one god who could understand the circumstances went quiet.
"AS I SAID BEFORE, MY CONDOLENCES. IT WAS PAINFUL FOR ME. IT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY HURT MUCH WORSE FOR YOU."
Keiichi swallowed, his ominous feeling returning back to the situation behind him now that the worst news had been delivered.
"I see," he resolutely said. "I'll do my best then."
"I'LL TRY TO HELP IN ANYWAY THAT I CAN. NO MAN SHOULD GO THROUGH SUCH WITHOUT SYMPATHY AND HELP," the god promised, relieving some of Keiichi's tension. "BUT I WOULD NOT COUNT ON MUCH FROM ME."
Keiichi's tension returned with a vengeance.
"HILD HAS TAKEN ANSUZ TO A NEUTRALLY ACCORDED RESEARCH STATION RESEARCHING FUSIONS THAT HAPPENS TO BE NOWHERE NEAR ANYTHING IMPORTANT," the god said, a note of dread in his own voice. "I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT THE LATEST CHAOS HAS INSPIRED HER. AND BEING AS FAMILIAR WITH HER AS I WAS, I HAVE A SUSPICION AS TO THE PURPOSE OF THAT VISIT. THE ENERGY RELEASED BY PROPERLY AND PERMANENTLY FUSING MY WIFE AND HILD TOGETHER WILL NOT HARM ANYTHING."
"BUT I PROBABLY WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR SOME TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE."
"I see," Keiichi said after a moment of silence across the phone line.
Silence that did not hold true on his side as tumultuous sounds rebounded from the fight now high in the sky.
"Um, congratulations?" Keiichi said uncertainly.
What were you supposed to say to someone who was about to have the mother of two of his children and the mother of his first child being fused together into one person?
"MY THANKS," the god said dryly.
Another volley of explosions and thunder rang out in the sky.
It seemed very fitting for the end of a (somewhat) peaceful lifestyle for the two men on the phone.