"I'm ashamed to admit it, but that smoke guys soup is pretty good." Kaminari stated, causing most of the class to glare at him in annoyance.

If they had to guess, it was probably somewhere around 12 in the afternoon. This was often when lunch was served, and Kurogiri was determined to make them eat since they had missed 'the most important meal of the day' since he took time to clean them (mainly Bakugo) up, and spray the room with air freshener to mask the scent of blood.

After all, a fed hostage/prisoner/guest/whatever was a happy hostage/prisoner/guest/whatever apparently. And while most agreed the soup he served was indeed good, even Momo thought it rivaled the soup her personal and professional chefs gave her, most of them weren't dumb enough to admit it out loud.

Most of them.

"Pikachu I swear to fucking god, if you switch sides and betray us over fucking soup I will fucking kill you!"

"W-Who said anything about betraying?! I'm just giving credit where credit is due, that guy may be an evil scum bag, but he makes some bomb-ass soup!"

"Did you forget he almost killed 13?" Uraraka asked from where she sat.

"And how he tried killing All Might?"

"And us?"

"Okay I get it! Geez, a man can't compliment another man on his soup without getting attacked nowadays."

Before anyone could continue yelling at the blond, or before a certain blond could yell another death threat, the door to their left opened. In walked a scowling Deku, who wore a similar outfit from the day before, but this one had a black dress shirt instead of a red of white one.

He looked fairly pissed as he scanned the large row of students, before his eyes landed on Bakugo. With a snarl, he walked further into the room and towards the blond, the sound of his dress shoes clicking against the ground overpowering the sounds of their thumping hearts.

Eventually he stopped in front of the blond, who growled at him.

"The fuck do you want nerd?! What, gonna try to make me eat the shithead's eyes next?!"

With his own growl, Deku grabbed Bakugo by the cheeks and forced their eyes to meet. But what happened next shocked them all.

Deku leaned down to kiss the blond, right on the lips.

Bakugo shouted in surprise and started thrashing in his seat, rocking his head left and right to get out of the kiss but alas, Deku's grip was too tight. What made it worse was when he felt a certain appendage slip its way into his mouth.

The students watched his absolute horror and confusion, all of them were thinking 'the fuck was going on?!'. It was made clear the two hated each other, so why the hell was Deku kissing Bakugo?!

With a roar of rage, Bakugo bit down harshly on Deku's tongue, causing the greenette to discontinue the kiss and jump back. Bakugo began to spit around widely, licking his shirt in hopes of getting the taste of Deku out of his mouth.

Deku, instead of being in pain, looked like he actually enjoyed it! He was smiling, with blood spilling out of the corner of his mouth, presumably from when Bakugo bit his tongue.

Once again, what the fuck?!

"Toga!" Kurogiri shouted from the next room, before he barged into the room they sat in. "It's bad enough you write fan fiction of the two, don't try to make it live action!"

A feminine giggle left Deku, before his (her?) skin started turning beige and bubbly, before falling off in large quantities. The students were shocked to find that under all the unknown substance, that it was indeed, the crazy blond girl from yesterday.

Bakugo was relieved that it wasn't the real Deku that kissed him, but was still beyond horrified and pissed knowing it was this psychotic bitch.

"C'mon Kurogiri, I was just havin' a little fun! Besides, I wanted to know what he tasted like!" She giggled.

"You had your 'fun' last night, now leave the children alone!"

"What kinda fun?" Mineta questioned, causing everyone, even Kurogiri, to glare at him. Toga giggled again while her whole face turned red.

"Master ruined my insides with his yummy cock of course! It hurt sooooo good!" She cooed, while drooling, blushing, and rubbing her legs together to 'please the beast'.

Some students blushed at that, and others shuddered in disgust at the extremely gross way she described her 'fun'. One student was disappointed in the two being together, or at least, thinking they were together.

"Don't let her fool you, the young master only did so to keep her from killing him in his sleep, and to keep her from killing any of you in your sleep. I'd consider thanking him for 'taking a bullet' as you kids say nowadays."

"Say thanks for having sex with a crazy hottie? Sure, let me add that to the 'stuff I'd rather die than do' list." Mineta rolled his eyes.

"I can arrange that!"

"Toga!"

A sudden explosion rocked the building, which was followed by the screams of Twice and Dabi. The two ran through the doorway, with Dabi first and running straight towards the mist.

"Kurogiri! You gotta teleport me away from here!"

"Running's for pussies dude! And besides, teleport me away instead."

"Oi, Staples! Come over here so I can kick your ass!"

"Everyone of you is the bane of my existence." Kurogiri sighed. "Dabi, Twice, what happened?"

"The boss' going nuts! Muttering something about whispers and shit! He just about blew me and Twice up!"

"Did he take his medication?! Cause if not, that's highly irresponsible of him." Twice stated.

"Of course he took his medication! I placed the appropriate number of pills on his nightstand, like I do every night before he goes to sleep."

"You moron! Did you forget he wasn't alone last night?!" Dabi brought up. Kurogiri was about to retort, when he remembered that Deku wasn't alone last night. Not only that, but the only member of the team that liked his broken side was with him!

The villains turned and glared at the smiling blond, who giggled since she had been caught.

"Ya got me! I switched his medication out for candy before we went to sleep!"

"What?!"

Another explosion rocked the building, causing the ground beneath their feet to shake and crack. The familiar scent of smoke filled and whiffed through the air. Dabi and Twice stood back to back to protect each other from any incoming threat, and Toga just giggled to herself in delight.

"K-Kurogiri?" Deku's voice entered the room from the left side, causing everyone to snap their attention to the villain.

He was leaning against the doorway, one bloodied hand clutching his vest and the other clutching his green locks. Tears were rolling down his cheek, and mixed with the blood that was scattered across his face. His forehead was littered with fingerprints of blood, his right cheek had a palm sized pool of blood on it as well.

A silence overfell the room, with the students noticing Dabi and Twice taking a few steps back. Their hands were twitching as if they were in the wild west, readying their counterattacks to anything Deku might pull. Dabi looked antsy but kept a brave face, meanwhile it was hard to determine Twice's emotions with that mask on.

Toga was grinning from ear to ear like a Cheshire cat.

"T-The voices a-are back! W-Why are they b-back?" He whimpered, his whole form shaking uncontrollably.

"Master, calm down, okay? I need you to calm, down." Kurogiri said soothingly, inching his way towards the boy.

As he made his way towards the greenette, Deku in-turn began walking towards Kurogiri. The mist raised a hand up and reached for the boy.

"The sun's getting real low." Kurogiri whispered when Deku got close enough, his hand still raised high.

Everyone watched with baited breathes as Deku returned the gesture, raising his right hand high enough to reach Kurogiri's. The mist then turned his hand upside down, palm aimed toward the ceiling. Deku followed and not only turned his hand upside down, but placed it in Kurogiri's.

'Close, so close.' Kurogiri held his breath as he removed his hand, leaving Deku's floating. He reached over and towards Deku's forearm.

"K-Kacchan?" Deku asked, his eyes as wide as plates, holding an unmistakable emotion as he stared down the blond

Anger.

"Master, the sun's getting real low! It's getting low!" Kurogiri exclaimed, hurrying to touch his forearm.

With a growl Deku shoved the butler away and placed a hand on his metal plating. A gust of wind enveloped the two before Kurogiri was sent flying through the air and smashing through a cement wall, leaving the others to gasp in shock.

"Kacchan!" Deku shouted at the top of his lungs, his eyes turning red as black tendrils formed at his fingertips. The tendrils traveled through the air, towards the blond, and wrapped around the legs of his chair. With a yank the chair and Bakugo were raised into the air, before being slammed into the ground. Deku began swinging and slamming the blond into the ground (imagine Hulk and Loki from the first Avengers movie).

The students watched and winced as metal and skull alike were bashed into the floor, along with a string of cusses Bakugo let out.

"You egotistical, self-centered, vain, conceited, pathetic excuse of a hero in training!" With a final slam into the ground, Deku pulled Bakugo towards him. "You ruined my life!"

"You ruined your own dipshit!" Bakugo growled. "You shouldn't of became a villain, you should've stayed a quirkless loser!"

A gasp escaped him as something sharp penetrated his stomach. Looking down, he realized one of the tendrils had stabbed its way into his gut.

Deku then began to kick the blond in his side, and stomp onto his chest. The blunt end of his shoe dug into Bakugo's side, a both painful and uncomfortable experience, but the teen didn't scream or yell in pain. He wouldn't give his old friend the satisfaction. He did however let out small grunts.

"I-" kick. "fucking-" kick. "hate-" kick. "you!" Deku screamed, before stomping down on Bakugo's chest, resulting in another cracking sound. This was actually did result in a scream coming from the victim. "I smell I broken rib! Did it hurt Kacchan? Huh? Did it?! How does pain feel you miserable dog?!"

Deku began stomping in different places, resulting in more cracking and more screams of pain, a manic grin never leaving the greenette's face as he listened to the music that was Bakugo's screams of pain.

"Stop."

Stomp, crack, stomp, crack

"Stop it!"

Stomp, crack, stomp, crack

"Please just stop it!" Uraraka cried out, tears streaming down her, unable to take the sounds or scene before her anymore. Yes Bakugo was a dick, yes she didn't like, and yes they weren't friends in the slightest, but he was still her classmate! He was still human, no one deserved this!

This got Deku's attention, as he stopped mid-stomp and stared at the brunette, his eyes switching from red to green, and back to red. He stepped over the blond and walked over to Uraraka, his face void of emotion.

He didn't even notice the loudest scream Bakugo had ever let out since arriving. The reason? The tendril that had been plunged into his stomach was pulled out, and on the end, an orange glowing orb of energy.

When Deku was close enough, he gently grabbed onto Uraraka's cheeks and made her look up, making her stare into his eyes. Tears were still falling and traveling down her cheeks, mixing with the blood that was on his fingertips. Unintentionally, he was leaving some prints of blood onto her skin.

"I'm…sorry." He whispered to her, before his eyes turned back to green, and his cheeks puffed out. Turning around, he threw up on the ground, green and red staining the floor. Swaying from side to side, he fell down a few inches away from the vomit and blood, the tendrils finally having retracted and the orb clutched in his hand.

Kurogiri finally dug himself out of the debris, and limped over to Deku. He stared down at the unconscious body and sighed, before picking him up and cradling him in his arms.

"Dabi, grab Bakugo and follow me." He ordered the scarred boy, and turned to the class. "Don't worry, I'll patch your friend up as soon as possible. Twice, bring Toga with you as well."

Dab itched before grabbing onto Bakugo's chair, and Twice pulled out his measuring tape and wrapped Toga's hands together, ignoring her giggling and blushing. They followed Kurogiri through the doors, leaving the students alone yet again.

(Get meme'd kiddos, fuck Deku X Bakugo and especially Bakugo X Uraraka. Also, want me to list what exactly Deku suffers from?)