Disclaimer : Ah! My goddess does not belong to me.

Ceroxon asked me if I could do a fusion version of my winter special.

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"Keiichi, go and make that damn wish," Urd ordered.

"What makes you think i haven't tried?" Keiichi replied. "Any innocent wish I try to make, she rejects, saying 'it wasn't my heart's desire."

Urd sighed before she ran her fingers through her hair. "Look… I don't want to say this, but take a chance and merely wish for your heart's desire."

"I'm afraid of the stuff she showed me on that paper list," Keiichi meekly replied.

"So you'll be banging Hildorth and probably Belldandy. Bell will forgive you… eventually. It's not your fault for Hildorth's meddling," Urd stated, looking like she ate a rather sour lemon for saying her suggestion. "If worst comes to worst, I'll try and hold off Hildorth, while you and Belldandy think of something."

Keiichi nodded before walking out of the room. Urd teleported to her room and quickly grabbed as many potions as she could.

In the living room was Hildorth, flipping through the channels. She looked in Keiichi's directions and asked, "So… you here for a wish or advice?"

"The wish," Keiichi answered.

Hildorth stood up and stretched. "Alright, let's see what you came up with this time."

"I wish for my heart's desire," Keiichi ordered.

"...Well, I promise you that this will be an unforgettable experience," Hildorth cooed as her outfit shifted to a leather dominatrix outfit. A black rose whip appeared in her hand and she cracked it. "Your move, Keiichi."

A frightened-out-of-his-mind Keiichi ran from the room and into the kitchen. "Belldandy! Belldandy! We need to get out of here!"

"What has gotten you in such a panic, Keiichi?" Belldandy asked.

"Oh, his wish," Hildorth answered as she strolled in, licking the whip. "And I do believe you are an important part of the wish, Belldandy."

Raising her hands, Belldandy said, "Holy wind press!"

Nothing happened.

Briefly looking at her hands, Belldandy repeated, "Holy Wind press!"

Still nothing.

Belldandy shook her hands, as if hoping that would solve the problem.

"Oh Belldandy. Did you forget that demons and Goddesses can suppress the other's magic?" Hildorth cooed. "Also, are you a top or a bottom? Or is it dependent on who you are with?"

"We need to leave now!" Keiichi exclaimed as he grabbed Belldandy's hand and ran to his Beemer.

As the two rode off, Hildorth changed her outfit to a skintight racing uniform and created a motorcycle.

"Not so fast, Hildorth!" Urd cried out, potions in hand.

"Not now, girlie," Hildorth replied with a wave of her hand.

Urd fell to the ground, her arms and legs bound to each other with leather straps. Her clothes were now a pink dolly dress, a oversized white bow in her hair, and a gag in her mouth.

On a whim, Hildorth placed a note on Urd.

After Hildorth left, Skuld came across the bound Urd. After a few moments of reading the note and pondering, the younger goddess smiled as she asked, "Are you ready for tea time, Urd?"

Urd wriggled all over the place as she yelled… something. Whatever she said was lost because of the gag.

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After making several turns and heading through a few alleys, Keiichi said,"I think we lost her."

"I could be wrong, but I don't think you did," Hildorth answered as she rode alongside Keiichi's beemer.

"Gah!" Keiichi uttered, swerving a little as he cried out in surprise.

"Hildorth, stop! This is a dangerous game you're playing," Belldandy exclaimed, still trying to use her magic and failing.

"It's only a game as long as Keiichi doesn't act appropriately to his wish," Hildorth replied. "And I do agree that we need to… stop."

Both Keiichi's beemer and Hildorth's motorcycle slowed to a stop in front of a library. Keiichi tried to get his beemer to start again, but it refused.

So he leapt from his beemer, taking Belldandy with him into the library.

Hildorth strode after them, saying to herself, "Ooh, I think a naughty librarian fantasy is doable…"

Once inside, Keiichi looked around for someplace to hide. Belldandy freed herself from Keiichi's grip and pressed her hand against an abandoned hand mirror.

"I'm still suppressed," Belldandy muttered.

"Are you two ready?" Hildorth cooed as she walked in, dressed as a rather slutty-looking librarian out of some hentai.

Keiichi looked at Belldandy, grabbed her hands, and said, "Belldandy, no matter what happens, I love you and nothing will change that."

Belldandy blushed and found herself speechless.

Hildorth clapped her hands and said, "And your wish is granted, Keiichi Morisato!"

Keiichi looked at Hildorth in surprised at her actions. Before he could ask a question, Hildorth glowed and split back into Peorth and Hild.

"Your selected wish was that you could have some backbone and give voice to your feelings for Belldandy," Hild answered.

"And what if he wasn't able to?" Belldandy asked.

"Then one of the wishes on Hildorth's list would be granted instead," Peorth answered, looking dour. "I can't believe I have another mark on my record… I mean, an actual mark this time."

"Peorth… is it true that the universe manipulated things in my favor?" Belldandy asked.

"In terms of you meeting Keiichi and him making that wish, yes. In terms of licenses, for the most part no. you got them on your own skill and power. All the universe did was merely guide your decision to pursue some licenses instead of others, so now all of the qualifications you hold simply meet your current demand," Peorth answered. "And now I'm gonna get written up for making a deal with Hild."

"Don't worry, Peorth. I made sure that all that happened won't harm your record in any way," Hild answered as she put a hand on Peorth's shoulder.

"Wh… why do all this?!" Keiichi exclaimed.

"Because you respond best to action, Keiichi. Words from anyone but Belldandy don't work well with you, like with Urd. You're rather thick like that," Hild answered. "Now I must be off."

"Where to?" Peorth asked.

"Why, to find Ansuz! This whole thing was a test run for my fusion with her!" Hild said with a cheerful smile before vanishing.

"So… were we all just used?" Peorth asked.

"Um… I think so," Keiichi grumbled.

"They were all on my own power! All my licenses were my own victories! I couldn't be happier!" Belldandy cheered, hugging both Keiichi and Peorth.

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Urd was seething with hate as Banpei tied her to a chair.

Skuld poured a cup of tea as she said, "I never understood why so many people like a tea party, but Hildorth gave me my own dolly for one…"

'First… punish Skuld. Then find Hildorth. Then punish her. Then seperate her. Then punish Hild and Peorth. Then punish Keiichi for running away,' Urd thought.

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Notes from HotelKatz: Xindran was a great betareader for this chapter.